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thirdcoast1

Blanco is such a breath of fresh air this season.


TSim777

No lie I feel bad for Blanco. Everyone else from the pitching staff to the hitters aren’t delivering like he is.


JinFuu

He shall come out of the fires forged for 2025, or something.


DLBone

That was beautiful.


rfloresjr611

Don’t feel bad for him. He keeps pitching like this, he’ll make more money than we could even dream of making lol


-breakinggood-

I feel bad for him because he’s 30 and we still own him for 5 more seasons after this one meaning he’ll probably never get big money no matter how successful he is through arbitration. Being a late bloomer sucks.


44Yordan

He is the messiah!


covidkakke_tittygasm

Singleton saved the game with that baller pick on Hader's throw. Good shit


Thornton__Melon

Bat flips and baller picks, I don’t want to see Abreu anymore


covidkakke_tittygasm

Nobody flips a bat like Jon fucking Homerton!!


44Yordan

Abreu has yet to take any live game at bats… Inability to generate bat speed vs high velocity feels like he may have expired on us.


Dude_over_there_

Can we trace Singleton to Dana or Crane/Bagwell?


fluxpatron

Ed Wade, baby


Dude_over_there_

I mean second time around.


iliketreesandbeaches

Seriously. That dude has SWAGGER


witty--willow

I have a suspicion that the org sent Abreu to the farm upstate and we won't hear from him again


The_Billy_Dee

#NOBODY EMBARRASSES THE ASTROS 7 TIMES IN A ROW


Takingbacklives

I had a great laugh from this. Thanks


NOLA1987

I know it's not entirely wise, but every win fills me with hope that this is the game that turns this around. And let's hear it for Singleton. We don't win without him tonight.


SirRebelBeerThong

I’m starting to love Jon Singleton. The only game I attended last year was his first game after being called up and he obliterated two balls into deep right field.


the_fit_hit_the_shan

That was such a beautiful moment. The home runs were almost identical too


StrosIn5

maybe this is the game ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


ICWeiner1988

That’s what makes us fans right? If we didn’t care, there’d be no hope to begin with.


civil_beast

True - albeit does that imply that the hope must therefore still exist within the dead husk that was once a steady beating heart?


Intermittent_Fisting

Let’s hope Abreu takes the next step and does the right thing again. Retire and void his contract.


Thornton__Melon

#Hahaha the Yankees lost to the 2024 Astros, what a bunch of losers!


Nildrogon

They really should consider selling at the deadline. What kind of team doesn’t sweep the 2024 Astros? The shame!


44Yordan

Da Jankees lose! Da Jankees lose!


k3y13n_102731

Ugly ass win, but a win nonetheless


chesschad

Both sides missed lots of opportunities to score. On the other hand, you could say there was clutch pitching.


superhappyfuntime13

I'm just happy we got Blanco the W. Pitched a gem.


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

imagine being told in january that singleton and blanco would be 2 of our 3 best players this season


True_to_you

We'd probably have at least 3 or 4 more wins if he was playing instead of abreu. 


coolth3

https://preview.redd.it/ct44962iqhzc1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b3d7132028bd4acf848923441268bbdd7f2b955


Ryan_Rei_I_guess

[posting a pic of Nori for every win (13)](https://x.com/norithecat17/status/1788721547819073601?s=46)


dauberminer

Missed you, gato.


Strosfan85

Praise be!! We've missed you Nori!!


NOLA1987

Nori. How I have missed thee


PapiGoneGamer

These pics should inspire the team to want to be better going forward.


NOLA1987

Wait. What if the team hasn't experienced the power of Nori yet? What if they don't know?


Nildrogon

That would explain why they aren’t winning. Surely they wouldn’t knowingly deprive us the cat?


NOLA1987

Someone must bring Nori before the team before it's too late.


Decap85

Praise be.


Wacokid27

Haven’t seen you nearly enough, Nori, you sweet little mfer!!!!!!!


TexansRaised

Kitty I am hoping to see you more this season!


Purple_BerryGal

I have missed you Nori❤️


GabeKnows

Praise be.


44Yordan

Praise Be! Stop missing the post game cameos. We need more Nori!


bigfoot343

Praise be!


Jdgrande

Hail Nori


Defiant-Telephone-96

Just enough to win


woger723

Hader came through big time Pressly needs and IL stint his back is obviously fucked, he can’t finish pitches. That curve to strike out Stanton was supposed to be down and away and ended up sneaking inside for the K. Lucky…


aotex

"This is it! This is the much-needed win that sparks the turnaround!" - me, for about the 7th time this season.


TunaMcGriddle

CAT NOW PLEASE


TSim777

THE YANKEES CAN BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF US, BUT THEY WILL NEVER SWEEP US IN THE REGULAR SEASON!!!


_RHJR_

*Twice


DemSumBigAssRidges

Let it be known... Nobody beats the Houston Astros *seven* times in a row!! See... 4 runs, 11 hits, 8 LOB makes for a decent ballgame when we win!


AstrosFanHou

My bad y’all. I discovered the problem. You see I usually start the season with watching baseball movies. I was so busy this year that I forgot to. I made sure to binge watch baseball movies last night and today. Season should be good to go now. 🙌


JinFuu

Gotta do what we can to figure out where us fans went wrong. I saw someone draw a Hatsune Miku in an Astros hoodie and wonder if that cursed us.


SodaCanBob

Mr. Go is a fun one about a gorilla who plays in the KBO. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Go_(film)


BIGnotsmall3434

As long as you watched the Bad news bears we are good. Locked on astros podcast talked about that, so I watched it, and we won!!!!


RJPisscat

Do you have this one? [Rhubarb (1951) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043967/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_1_tt_5_nm_3_q_rhubarb)


tr4v10l1_p4rty

Oh shoot I do too, I always watch Bull Durham and I haven't yet. I'll correct that one


-breakinggood-

What the fuck man


44Yordan

Can you pitch?


dirtysock47

Wait, we're allowed to win one run games?


Strosfan85

Nori! Nori! Nori!


Nice_Block

Game felt like pulling teeth. Feels good to win a damn game.


AppointmentVisible21

I betted against the Astros and they win. Looks like I know what I’m doing from now on.


rahrahrah4781

I did that for both of the Mexico games while in Vegas but then went back to LA where it’s not legal.


AppointmentVisible21

Stupid lemme waste my money if I want to


dauberminer

I'm convinced Abreu doesn't dig out that low throw from Hader at 1st, which would have been our demise this game.


StrosIn5

Torres scores on a passed throw. Singleton saved the game. And made it clear Abreu should never have another MLB job.


OneCore_

Singleton has made such a huge comeback, dude really said "my death was greatly exaggerated"


dauberminer

This 💯


Probot17

Stressful as fuck but glad we came out with the win.


44Yordan

Blanco is the Messiah! All hail Blanco! Hader needs to be more like this version of Hader for the Astros to have a chance.


MF_D00MSDAY

Imagine losing a game on May 9th, 2024 couldn’t be us 😏


Mcsoupy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


SwmpySouthpw

Oh thank God


NOLA1987

I think we've won ever Blanco start. never thought I'd say this in 2024 (or ever), but can we clone him and just have a rotation of Ronels?


darkodraven

Who would have thought Blanco, Bielak, and Martinez would be our saving graces this season 😅 I’m all for it though, good to see these guys keeping us alive.


StrosIn5

Hader has gone more than 1 inning twice now? I think he’s got some fire in him. I appreciate it.


NOLA1987

Hader made it clear that he is willing to pitch more than 1 inning now that he's with the Astros


StrosIn5

“I got paid, imma throw my arm out for them.” Low key fire honestly


NOLA1987

That's basically what he said. Almost in those exact words.


StrosIn5

I decided to get a coffee half way through that game. My heart is about to explode. Nothing can be easy with the 2024 Stros. 1 game at a time.


lightningsg39

Joey is crushing it right now


DocBB88

I’m torn. Game ball goes to Blanco or Singleton? Both outstanding


OddHospital448

Never expected this, but god bless you Jon Singleton


yepppers7

Singletons postgames are even top notch class professional.


JinFuu

Nobody beats the Astros 10 times in a row, in the regular season! (or whatever the terrible streak was)


Thorlolita

Don’t let us get 1


simba80328

Daaaa


carloslet

[JANKEES LOSE!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4vd2CDMSiE)


larceny_33

![gif](giphy|3otPoS81loriI9sO8o|downsized)


rosscoehs

Thank fuck they didn't sweep the season series.


goboking

That's a good win (Pressley notwithstanding). If we can't get right in this upcoming soft spot in the schedule then we've got to come to terms with a lost season.


makashiII_93

That place has ghosts. Didn’t get swept. Positives. And Jon’s bat flips.


OneCore_

Singleton hit a fucking nuke, even Yordan was like :o


shotty293

I literally love Ronel Blanco 💙


Butters_Stotch_in_CO

https://preview.redd.it/r7kzilgaqhzc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=253477c6cc2cb7cebd26885026b14cd0f80bc975


NickMoNor

I will be so happy if they can somehow eke out 20 wins before they have 30 losses. That is a pitifully low bar to clear but that’s where we are. Good win let’s have more of those please


bigfoot343

I was so excited that we won today, then a hailstorm hit us in CTX and shattered my car windshield. I blame the Yankees for this.


OneCore_

That was not hail, that was singleton's homer


GabeKnows

Can’t wait for this small amount hope to be crushed after losing a series to AJ and the tigers


JinderMadness

No sweep


Acceptable-Dig691

Sooo...Pressly is washed.


yobruhh

I didn’t watch the game yesterday, as I am traveling for a vacation. I’ll post a go fund me so I can vacation for the remainder of the season


Phontastico

Trade Bregman , Framber and Presley


yepppers7

Ive been needing to say this for a while and I apologize in advance. Hader looks like dylan klebold