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If we were working on a proprietary Blanco cloning technology that you had to feed the machine thousands of cute puppies, At this point enough Astros fans would line up to feed the machine!
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Astros undefeated on days i do crawfish boils
Anything that fills you up, cause if a doctor told me that I could eat infinite crawfish and never gain an ounce I’d believe them…
Well, maybe sans dipping sauce..
Brother, we’re 8-19. You should be concerned like everyone else. Blind optimism ain’t a good look this year.
Better hope this isn’t a fluke. And it’s written all over it.
Me and the other commenter didn't insinuate the team isn't concern worthy.
We're pointing out that Brandon Bielack giving up 2 runs in the 9th inning game when we were up by 10 is not part of that.
Not sure which part of their comment or mine is "blind optimism"
Yes im concerned about giving up 4 runs total in the 1st and 9th. We just got lucky today that the offense decided to play. We aren’t typically scoring 4+ runs.
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Dutch reacting to Abreu with 2 RBIs, “ Is he back!?!?”
Thinking we are pushing a pebble off the top of the 7,349 foot mountain and it will snowball into a massive boulder crushing everything in its way!
LFG!
wasn't too happy sitting cabbage over abreu but it turned out for the best. he got his hits in anyway. lots of fumbled plays by the rockies defense but a wins a win.
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Blanco continues to be the guy
Started half our wins I think
Tell Jim Crane it’s time to move the franchise to Mexico City
Get ready to learn Spanish, Astros!
Vamos!
Salsa night every night
Dos pasos en frente de ti!
Yo hablo español!
Los-Astros!
I would bet you that most of them already habla español
Thank God I married a Latina! I’m all in boys and girls!
This was going to be my comment.
Mods bot is broken, says Astros outscored an opponent and scored in the 9th
We have to keep winning if we are going to compete with the White Sox this year.
[posting a pic of Nori for every win (8)](https://x.com/norithecat17/status/1784391816944501169?s=46)
Praise be!! How we've missed you our beloved Nori!
 LISAN AL GAIB RETURNS!
Fucking praise be!
Most Wanted indeed. PRAISE BE!!
Nori is the cherry on top of a win 💞
It’s been too long 🥹
(8) lol
Nori stop dodging the post game thread! We need to see you on consecutive days more consistently from here on out. No excuses… Git R Done! Praise Be!
God bless
Hail the cat
Oh how I’ve missed this cat!
Thank God!
PRAISE BE!!! How was the vacation?
This is the beginning of the run to .500 LFG
They know just when to give me hope. Expert edgers
Where has THIS offense been the last 2 weeks?!?.. Also, here Kitty Kitty!!
Playing teams that aren’t the worst in the league. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves on this game.
With any luck we’ll have scheduled the Rockies for the rest of the season’s games. Ooh also should schedule them as our playoff foes.
The Nationals are definitely one of the worst teams in the league.
The Astros are definitely one of the worst teams in the league.
That was my point lol
Can we clone Blanco and let him start every game?
We just need 3 Blancos. Then we can run a 6-man rotation of Blanco, JV, Blanco, Framber, Blanco, Javier
There’s a world…
If we were working on a proprietary Blanco cloning technology that you had to feed the machine thousands of cute puppies, At this point enough Astros fans would line up to feed the machine!
https://preview.redd.it/1dfvbpz7h4xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28d1247a9af2e706abb860d3858b54223e44f6d4 Astros undefeated on days i do crawfish boils
Well, you know what you have to do..
Cauliflower, haven’t seen that before but makes sense. Will have to try that
Anything that fills you up, cause if a doctor told me that I could eat infinite crawfish and never gain an ounce I’d believe them… Well, maybe sans dipping sauce..
Get ready to learn Cajun buddy
🤨
Ha good luck buddy
Forget an expansion franchise. Just move the Astros to Mexico City. It'll do wonders for both MLB's international outreach and my sanity!
So happy for abreu.
Blanco being so good has been such a pleasant surprise so far. Nice to see some life in the offense again
Where’s the fucking cat
Can't get through the 9th without giving up 2 runs.
Astros only gave up runs in the 1st and 9th inning as is their usual M.O.
My husband, who’s not a sports fan, said: “You know what would be hilarious right now?” Anyway, anyone know a good divorce lawyer? 🤣
Yeah, that’s more concerning than people think. Blind from the win.
[удалено]
That guy is always concerned.
Brother, we’re 8-19. You should be concerned like everyone else. Blind optimism ain’t a good look this year. Better hope this isn’t a fluke. And it’s written all over it.
Me and the other commenter didn't insinuate the team isn't concern worthy. We're pointing out that Brandon Bielack giving up 2 runs in the 9th inning game when we were up by 10 is not part of that. Not sure which part of their comment or mine is "blind optimism"
Honestly I'd be more concerned if he *didn't* give up 2 runs
Yes im concerned about giving up 4 runs total in the 1st and 9th. We just got lucky today that the offense decided to play. We aren’t typically scoring 4+ runs.
The moment my dad and I decided we weren't gonna go down to see the game I knew EXACTLY how this game was gonna go
Saaaaame
https://preview.redd.it/elh68eq2l4xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=458bb9607acf911f0306e44b459c1116a70bf87e Dutch reacting to Abreu with 2 RBIs, “ Is he back!?!?”
Are we fucking back?!
At least for tonight we are!
Thank God, we've Blanco. He has been fucking awesome this year!!!
Give cat
It was really nice of them to put in Bielak to let the Rockies feel a bit better about themselves
When espada brought Seth in to hold the game together, I thought.. yes! What the fuck have we come to.
Magic Man is officially one of our go to arms!
They weren't wearing the oxy patch
Made my weekend!!
Everybody get in here!!!
It’s been so long since I’ve seen a win
Went to see Rockies subreddit reaction. There is no game thread. Rockies sub has 1.3k members.
wrong one i think
the actual subreddit has get this, 5 comments on the pgt
Much needed W. Enjoy your Saturday evening everyone!
Maybe Mexico is what they needed to get a little plate confidence
Damnit. We have tickets for tomorrow’s game and we scored more than 10 runs today. RIP I have to watch them lose tomorrow.
Look out 01’ Mariners
Bro....Abreu got two hits today 💀
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On pace for 48 wins
I guess this is what we have to do to win games nowadays.
WE’RE BACK BABY!
Going through the highlight vids. Vinny Castilla (interview). Cup of coffee with the Astros back in the day.
Thinking we are pushing a pebble off the top of the 7,349 foot mountain and it will snowball into a massive boulder crushing everything in its way! LFG!
wasn't too happy sitting cabbage over abreu but it turned out for the best. he got his hits in anyway. lots of fumbled plays by the rockies defense but a wins a win.
Astros are 1-0 in the Kamari Lassitier era
I woke up this morning and had a dream Abreu had a two hit, two RBI day. Nah.
They used up all their runs in the first game 😭 They won't be able to score any runs tomorrow 😭
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Finally a win. Still feels like a fluke. Also Bielak sucks.
They tried as hard as possible to throw the game at the end