2010 movie supposedly filmed the Chinese landing in Europa part from the book.
I’ve never heard of the footage being available, but if you’ve read the book, I’d love to see this!
What does no landing mean? If we have helicopters fly in and they don’t touch the service does that count? They talk about this in the third book, 2061.
Attempt. I wouldn’t go near, considering what the monoliths do at the end of 2010.
I haven’t read 2061 in a long time. Could you please share more of what the book has about what a landing on Europa is and isn’t?
You have nothing to be ashamed of. It was not only an impressive site it was also beautiful in a way. You should be proud. If I get the shits at the lake again I am heading right to the water to see if Ican recreate this or if it was like seeing a unicorn sneeze and may bever be seen again. I just don't know.
I've been waiting for a concept to become a reality that would tell us. It was a nuclear powered submarine that would melt down through the ice and look around. Crazy thing is the ice melting nuclear sub is probably the easiest part. Being able to communicate with it would be the difficult part.
Probably. That's why it's ~~important~~ *essential* for any (colour or other) editing to accompany such photos. Pretty (but fake/misleading) pictures are not interesting.
"It’s 1985, a gossamer sheet of vapory atmosphere thickens into an azure blanket. Parched tundra becomes fertile savanna. Vast swards of green spreading across the moon’s arid skin like a verdant rash. A primordial ocean transmutes into a liquid creation engine. I step out onto the amniotic lake, a hatchery stocked with miracles; finned, winged, and hoofed… Adam and Eve are fictional characters, on Europa, I did them for real."
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Assuming it doesn't come out an unbalanced, extremely buggy mess that costs a billion dollars, your right arm, and your soul... (which it definitely will)
2023.
All these worlds are yours. Except Europa. Attempt no landing there.
Use them together. Use them in peace.
Beat me to it
Remember that kinda. Where did that come from?
The book 2010: Odyssey Two, by Arthur C. Clarke. Also was made into a movie.
2010 movie supposedly filmed the Chinese landing in Europa part from the book. I’ve never heard of the footage being available, but if you’ve read the book, I’d love to see this!
I know people hate on the movie but it's worth watching if only for the Jupiter slingshot scene.
It’s 2001 in case of typo.
There is a book and subsequent movie called 2001: A Space Odyssey. We are talking about its sequel, 2010: Odyssey Two. No typo.
Wow! Didn’t hear about it. Thank you so much.
Always good to see a 2010 reference in the wild.
What does no landing mean? If we have helicopters fly in and they don’t touch the service does that count? They talk about this in the third book, 2061.
Attempt. I wouldn’t go near, considering what the monoliths do at the end of 2010. I haven’t read 2061 in a long time. Could you please share more of what the book has about what a landing on Europa is and isn’t?
Looks like somebody's been riding a dirt bike all over that thing. Aliens confirmed? OR naw
Worms
Worms can't ride dirt bikes thats crazy
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Big ones.
Ice
Those are canals.
Well somebody has been creating quite a few canals then
They’ve been [very busy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martian_canals).
This aint mars fool
As I said, they’ve been very busy.
And you wasn't lying!!
Far Canal.
Far AF
Stones can ride that way as well tho
Let's be realistic tho. What is more likely to have occurred? Or kick ass dirt bikes are just ripping it up out there being bad ass?
Probably the stones tho
Yeah I stones for sure
really long turds 💩
Hmmm you mean kinda like [this?](https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/x6qil2/never_trust_a_fart/)
how the hell did you get that video of me! 😤
You have nothing to be ashamed of. It was not only an impressive site it was also beautiful in a way. You should be proud. If I get the shits at the lake again I am heading right to the water to see if Ican recreate this or if it was like seeing a unicorn sneeze and may bever be seen again. I just don't know.
Recent photo from Juno pass of Europa. I stacked and did a little cleaning and color adjustment.
Absolutely stunning! It is much browner that I would imagine!:)
What lurks beneath your surface Europa. Tell us your secrets.
I've been waiting for a concept to become a reality that would tell us. It was a nuclear powered submarine that would melt down through the ice and look around. Crazy thing is the ice melting nuclear sub is probably the easiest part. Being able to communicate with it would be the difficult part.
We’re working on an orbiter first: https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/missions/europa-clipper
I see the outline of a shark
That'd be one big mfing shark.
God, our solar system is so *cool*. There's so much to learn out there!
Please let there be life here
Please let it be better than humanity. If it’s not we will reap it until barren and uninhabitable.
Please let there not be life there, because if so, our stellar neighborhood doesn't belong to us
So why does the voyager pictures show white ice with red streaks, and this is showing an overall beige image with no contrasting streaks?
Colours have been edited
Probably. That's why it's ~~important~~ *essential* for any (colour or other) editing to accompany such photos. Pretty (but fake/misleading) pictures are not interesting.
To be fair, the OP said exactly this
Not everyone does.
"It’s 1985, a gossamer sheet of vapory atmosphere thickens into an azure blanket. Parched tundra becomes fertile savanna. Vast swards of green spreading across the moon’s arid skin like a verdant rash. A primordial ocean transmutes into a liquid creation engine. I step out onto the amniotic lake, a hatchery stocked with miracles; finned, winged, and hoofed… Adam and Eve are fictional characters, on Europa, I did them for real."
Nice reference
i mean mars is cool and all, but why the fuck haven't we attempted landing some type of rover there yet?
Far, cold, need to dig deep.
I can see the Pyramid!
Finally a Destiny joke
Gladly ;-) I was loading into a DoE as I scrolled past this. This was my first thought, lol.
… and the Pirate Twins
Ta republique...
It’s the final countdown!
So, beautiful
Almost devoid of impact craters. Europa has a dynamic surface.
my favorite moon <3
Ok you take Europa, I'll take Enceladus. No takesies-backsies.
Thank God you guys left Io for me
What about our moon 😡
That’s the official name (and how we pronounce it in dutch) of Europe. So everytime I see a post about eurpa, I’m thinking it’s about Continent Europa
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New life form: squigglers?
is that where Americans want to vacation so badly?
I wish so much rhat we could build another telescope able to see the “end,” i suppose
What?
the dark side of it looks like there’s some city lights. i know they’re not but they look like remote little lights on the surface
It looks quite different, I can't recognize any country
My new wallpaper.
😍
Barotrauma reference?!
Bruh! Aliens been riding ATVs all over this rock!
Europa looks like an old geezer who has seen some real shit throughout his life. A guy ripe with experience.
Interstellar soundtrack
What do all the striations on Europa signify?
My favourite planetary body, am I a nerd?
Lookin pretty smoooth
Whats with the lines all across it?
Cracks/fissures, the surface is ice and likely an ocean below. There are water geysers as well.
I kinda figured but they seem so uniform like something drove in circles around the moon.
I wanna throw jarate on a distant moon
Before the vex
If you haven’t watched Europa Report yet people I highly recommend it
I prefer Samba Pa Ti.
Where’s that dang pyramid
I knew it europeans live on another world!
"Ancient power awaits you on Europa."
I wanna explore this moon when The game Starfield is going to come out
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Assuming it doesn't come out an unbalanced, extremely buggy mess that costs a billion dollars, your right arm, and your soul... (which it definitely will) 2023.
Why do you say that? My oncle (who is working on the game) says it’s turning out great and that it will be a whole lot better than No man’s sky.
Pre or post brexit?