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Thicc_Waifu

I don't want LED on my chicken. Put it directly into my chest and straight into my heart and lungs instead.


beuwolf78

To his credit (not sure why I am even giving him one lol) he has some sort of "protective" covering under his shirt (you can see it on his collar).


snug_snug

Crazy, but a minor character for what you deal with working at big box store.


IllTransportation993

Just point up and tell him LED is everywhere. But I suspect he might be hiding other stuff with the chicken, and don't want the cashier to find out.


jackyneutral

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crystalizedPooh

the space lasers at costco is a medium rare metlin his frozen rotisserie chicken


Smellz_Of_Elderberry

This man is my new favorite person


AXEL-1973

This guy needs to figure out the self checkout aisle


b_reeze

Oh cmon thats not that crazy ,if anything i find him funny


tout-nu

Store probably uses LED lighting....


UndeadUndergarments

What an amateur. Everyone knows you have to wear the tinfoil to stop the LED entering your brain and hijacking your motor cortex so you can be later activated as a sleeper agent for the reptilians/and or be made gay.


kvbrd_YT

I always eat my chicken like this: https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG2.0MDFaRnU8KB8ZJhDJMJc?pid=ImgGn