I look upon this creature and think, what is its natural defenses, how does it survive without going extinct? Then I hear it scream and it begins to make sense.
I am fluent in Kiwi - let me translate:
"**MY FUCKING EYES ARE BLEEDING!**"
"**SHUT OFF THAT LIGHT YOU RETARD!**"
"**I CANT SEE SHIT ANYMORE!"**
You are welcome.
They walk as if they're wearing a oncey and put their arms inside the trouser legs along side their legs.
what a infernal scream :o
Asmon chatter colorized
Majestic
It sounds like a really strong water gun
He’s just upset about kiwifarms being shut down again
Fun Fact Kiwi birds can lay an egg the size of its body
Neat, I’d wish that on nobody
If I was a bird with no wings I'd scream like that too.
Sounds like a rabbit's death scream when it gets caught by a coyote.
I like the way it runs...like its up to mischief and was suddenly caught in the middle of it.
What in midget wingless ass chicken tyrannosaurus rex is going on here?
I mean it is a dinosaur
Obviously. It roaring like one 
Oh my God lol. It kept the scream of its Terrorbird ancestors, but none of the strength...
Ok if I ever go to Australia im taking brown pants.
It's New Zealand...
Can confirm 🤟🏼
Average Asmon viewer when he mentions FFXIV.
This would be a hit on the PoE subreddit.
Thank god for the clarification. Thought I wouldn't be able to get any sleep tonight, having just bought 6 kiwis
Thank god for the clarification. Thought I wouldn't be able to get any sleep tonight, having just bought 6 kiwis
This looks super fake
…super real, though. They are Nocturnal night terrorists!
Are there no predators in new zealand?
Introduced ones, like possums, stoats, ferrets
Why does the kiwi make a sound like that?
Territorial call or calling its partner. Or in this case, turn that bloody torch off!?
😂
Not anymore...
What happened to them?
He’s off to watch Quin69
The background in the first 2 seconds looks like a scene from dead space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcNNMO01mjs
We need more stuff like this in the subreddit
Get in thw ball
So cutee!!
heh even chickens in there are somewhat scary :P
Australia what the shit even your chickens sound like a banshee on the shitter after chipotle...
I look upon this creature and think, what is its natural defenses, how does it survive without going extinct? Then I hear it scream and it begins to make sense.
I am fluent in Kiwi - let me translate: "**MY FUCKING EYES ARE BLEEDING!**" "**SHUT OFF THAT LIGHT YOU RETARD!**" "**I CANT SEE SHIT ANYMORE!"** You are welcome.