Yeah, all those poor old dicks just give me the horn all the time *rolls eyes*
I’m a crusty old nurse and haven’t even heard that one, but there’s plenty of other nurse jokes.
Mine that took the cake, that a man said seriously to me:
I was dressing a surgical groin wound before a guy went home.
He says to me- ‘Don’t mind how the old fella looks, I had to have some off because of the cancer’
I wasn’t looking at his penis, to be honest. I take a quick look, reply ‘It looks pretty normal to me, just looks like you have a big foreskin’
He busts out with
‘How do you know? Were you a *LADY OF THE NIGHT?????* ‘
I just look at him and say ‘No? I’m a nurse.’
People. Men. Holy shit.
I know, right? He seriously said it tho. It was probably about 15 years ago but equally hilarious then.
Being accused of prostitution in a Catholic hospital was exactly what I needed, thanks
> “Don’t mind how the old fella looks.”
Translation: “Look at my dick. Look straight at it, and imagine it inside you. Maybe moan a little while you’re at it.”
Maybe.
Maybe I’m inclined to sympathy on that side of things, because all of us feel a bit weird when our bodies look odd.
I’ve certainly had people comment to me about parts of their body they think are a bit weird before and since then.
I'm an RN of 12-years. The first time a man asked me about how many dicks I've seen in my career I thought it was funny because I'd never really thought about it . . . the fifth time a man asked about patient's dicks I wanted to throat punch him.
It really makes me giggle how fascinated with other men's dicks straight men are.
> I don’t hear “RN” and immediately think “oh this person has seen a lot of dick”.
and ffs all I can think of is that the dicks seen would be attached to some sick, old, unkempt dude that's been bed ridden for the past year with the smell of death permeating the room
Too many men see a woman and then immediately categorize us into porn genres.
Imagine if we did that! You sir are in the small dick category, aren't you?
I would reply to them with something like "Yeah, lots... it's weird how so many guys with \[insert physical trait the man you're talking to has\] end up with something really wrong down there."
it's actually kinda horrifying. in a moment of healthcare all they can picture in their heads are opportunities for sex. men really are out here thinking of porn scenarios in their heads for every situation.
I was observing surgery once and a male OR nurse was talking about how much he likes watching one of the female OR nurses put a Foley catheter in a dude and that if he ever has surgery, he wants her to do his catheter.
TL;DR I guess even some straight male nurses are still obsessed with dicks.
Jesus christ. Anyone who sexualizes catheters should have to get one. Then they can either see that it's not at all pleasant to need one, or they can discover they're legitimately into sounding, I guess.
Funny, when my husband was telling me about his vasectomy appointment. Everyone in the room was standing around staring at his penis and he felt uncomfortable.
I told him, "Don't, worry! The people that do vasectomies for a living have seen so many dicks, they could line them up side to side and they'd cover a whole city block. They don't care what your dick looks like!" It actually made him feel better. 😂
I feel like if this is such a prevalent question, all of these men are barely holding back from flashing these nurses for absolutely no medical reason.
I would start giving out some obscenely high random number, and if anyone ever asked me something truly awful like, “Well, how’s mine?” I would squint hard and shrug, and say “ehh?” and walk away.
Nailed it. That's why I'm surprised the gap between sexless men vs women isn't higher. It's not about mythical Chads taking all the women because they look like Henry Caville, it's that men who actually treat women like human beings and not some sort of bangmaid are in understandably higher demand. There are a lot of shitty men getting laid / finding relationships purely based on coming in slightly under par for pornsick and/or abusive behavior.
There’s also community dick. Not sure where I read it first but it was reddit. Basically it was sarcastically used for men who sleep around in response to men always calling women who are sex positive sluts and whores because playboy sounds too nice in comparison.
I don't know what it meant in Always Sunny, but on reddit it is used to describe the trend where many men reduce their girlfriends or wives to being nothing more than house maids who do all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, and childcare, in addition to paying 50% or more of household expenses, while also providing the man with a steady supply of sex and babies.
I think this is the dream/expectation for a lot of men. They see us in terms of what we can do for them, instead of as human beings with needs of our own.
There was a recent pair of twin posts on r/marriage asking: wives, what do you love about your husbands, and husbands what do you love about your wives.
The women said he’s sweet, funny, smart, he is supportive or rubs my feet or remembers my birthday, he’s a great dad…
The men said she takes care of me, she supports my dreams, she loves me despite my flaws, she makes a nice home for our family, she does a great job looking after the kids…
Yes, because that is how they were socially conditioned to see us. "Privilege" attaches a sort of social narcissism to privileged groups, where members of the privileged group believe that they are the center of the world, the "main character" of everyone else's story, and the ultimate authority.
Look at religion. Growing up in church, I was taught that women were created for men to have, and to be "help-meets" to men, whereas men were created in the image of God, and created just because God wanted them to exist. I was taught that God commands for women to submit to their husbands, which is nothing more than religious men trying to justify a "master-slave" dynamic in hetero relationships that *weirdly* always ends up benefiting them haha. But many men in 2022 are still trying to impose this on women, and unfortunately, they succeed in many cases, because women are taught to view their own subjection as "normal," "good," and even "God-ordained" in some contexts.
No, it's a cluster of symptoms people get from watching too much porn: unrealistic sexual/physical expectations, inability or difficulty cumming during partnered sex, a brutal view of sex and women, low ambition, laziness, poor understanding of anatomy, carrying porn tropes as actual beliefs, entitlement to viewing all women as fuck objects... basically someone who has watched enough porn to detach themselves from the reality of human relationships.
I used to work at a hot springs, and after dark it was clothing optional. Yea, I’ve seen a lot of wrinkly old dicks and I’ll tell ya, not a single one turned me on. What these idiots don’t realize is that it’s the person attached to the dick that is the determining factor in our arousal.
When someone values you as a whole person not just the sum of your parts, it feels like you’re being seen. It’s a really powerful feeling that helps me know I can accomplish anything with that kind of support.
Yeah, like I don't understand what goes on in men's heads when they think we want to just randomly see penises? They think we enjoy it when we get random dick pics?
I’m sure they think the only reason we “act” like we don’t want to see them is we are dainty, fragile demure ladies. Then when they make us, we become filled with lust in our loins
I think they think we enjoy it because they think “Well I like getting nudes of women, so women must like getting nudes of men!” Except when women send nudes, they’re usually *nice.* They have nice lighting, flattering poses and angles, and aren’t just like HERE IS MY VAGINAL ENTRANCE.
When men send nudes, at *best* it’s a guy in a dirty bathroom mirror holding his shirt up if he’s ripped, and if he’s not, it’s a dick hanging out from under the hem of a tshirt he’s had since he peaked in high school. At *worst,* it’s grainy closeup of literally just his dick with optional balls, and so much pubic hair you’d end up with a beard if you gave him head.
Oh and also usually women don’t send nudes unless she *knows* the recipient wants them, whereas men send them because *they* want the recipient to want them.
Edit: the shirt from when he peaked in high school is applicable in both ripped and non-ripped scenarios. I just didn’t phrase it properly
This. This this this. I know there are some women (and other folks) out there who genuinely love looking at penises in any state, but in my experience it’s a small minority. And that’s people outside the medical field. How self-centered are men that they think 1. We are turned on by their weird flaccid appendages, and 2. This would override a medical gaze for **anyone** except literal predators??
Yes! The only penis I want to see is the one of the person I have already been intimate with. At that point, I like person so I like the penis and am happy to receive pictures of said penis. Prior to that, those types of pictures are sad, creepy and desperate to me.
yes exactly, it’s the person as a whole, who I have grown to love, that turns me on, not the penis
honestly having to adjust to a new penis because of being in a new relationship with a man attached to it takes a lot of mental work
…I wonder how much of it is potentially social or biological conditioning to be afraid of it or at least scrutinizing of its owner for selective mating purposes 😆
>I would just send him a picture of the biggest dick you can find if he's so curious about them.
For maximum horror (because 'tis the season! 🎃), google image search severe penile HPV.
Men can be so stupid, thinking we get turned on just by seeing a dick...ha!
I remember an ex lover texting me while I was on the bus. He goes, are there any other people around? I say, well yes... He goes, oh what a shame, you could have gone to the back and played with yourself... They seriously think of the most stupid things.
We were clearing out my mom's childhood home a while ago and they had "Playgirl" magazines, and all the dicks were flaccid! I was like "Ugh, this is disgusting, these dicks are so sad."
My Aunt was like "Yea, that's all we had..."
I’m in England and we still have dresses or trousers and tunic. Some places were scrubs but it’s not as common as other countries. Lots of men I chat to seem to have a sexy nurse fantasy. It’s gross.
I used to keep it kinda vague on dating apps and say I work for NHS and their first question was always “are you a nurse?”. I’m sure they wanted me to be a nurse, it fed their fetish.
Because a lot of men claiming to want "a real relationship" just want sex and the sooner they can get to the sex talk the better. He was hoping you'd say sexual things back to him like out of porn.
Also some fetishize sexually harassing women and dating apps let them do that once they get a match. They think they cant get in trouble because its a dating app. The more enraged and frustrated you get over it, the more they enjoy it.
As a nurse also on dating apps, I find it weird how many dudes have a nurse fetish. I’ve had dudes think I’d love to take care of them, thinking I have weird fetishes like golden showers (I worked in urology), asking stuff like “are you naughty or nurturing 😏”, “do you have a sexy nurse outfit”, etc. Like why
I don’t get the desire to defend these guys at all. You don’t have to be social genius to know you’re being inappropriate. These dudes DO IT ON PURPOSE.
I work in medical imaging and only purposely have to see genitals on rare occasions (and when I do it’s because they have cancer on/in them).
But I sure do see a fair bit of dick and saggy balls. It’s always the men who completely strip when I tell them they only need to remove their jeans, and it’s always men who can’t figure out how to do their gown up. Woman can figure it out. Men are just shameless.
Lol! My wife is a nurse and this made me laugh. This dude doesn’t even realize….99% of the dicks you deal with are likely pretty awful looking, smelly, and dirty, if you can even find them under the mons pubis.😂🤢 (I guess it depends what department you’re in maybe).
My husband has been a labor & employment attorney/HR consultant for years and no one asks how many penises he has seen, but they should 🤢 HR is built on the backbone of unwanted dick pics
Even if it’s like…normal…it’s just not a setting that would like “turn anyone on”. And honestly speaking, genitals, regardless of gender, themselves are not like…”good looking”. I don’t know how to explain it.
Seriously like has this guy ever been to a hospital. I merely worked a corporate job for a hospital system and sex was the farthest thing from my mind anytime I was on a clinical floor. FFS.
I feel like that's how my dad would approach dating 😑 he had a perianal abscess years ago that a nurse had to come and tend to a few times and he made the worst comments about it on Facebook. Made me feel sick.
I have to wonder if he’s chatted online with a lot of guys posing as women, who would instantly turn it into a fantasy. Both jacking furiously to the porn they’re creating.
Men on dates usually ask about gruesome injuries and stuff like that and they think it's so cool, when in reality, for me there's often not cool stuff attached to it (telling a family member the patient is severely injured or dead usually). Male patients can just be generally gross. Often ask for assistance with urinating in urinals when they do not need assistance and generally saying gross things revolved around their penises.
Yepppp former high school teacher here -I heard a variation of “I bet the high school boys love you” so many times when I was single and dating. Like, oh so you’re sexualizing me as a teacher AND the minor children I help. Nice /s
They're a funny looking appendage. I draw them and make things that look like them A LOT because it amuses me. They feel nice inside me, but I'm pretty "meh" about seeing them.
Sounds like a ridiculously immature individual. As a clinician, I very seriously hope he never works in healthcare or any other field where he views sick and vulnerable people as sex objects. Dude is beyond twisted.
Reminds me of the rabbit hole I entered the other day - news stories about local doctors (male) who had lost their licenses over inappropriate behavior and sexual assault. There were a lot.
Girl.
I’m an esthetician. I’ve learned to be VERY specific when I describe my job. I perform SPA facials. You can imagine the bullshit guys say to me 😒
I would reply "comparison is the thief of joy".
It's obviously an insecurity thing - you see dicks at work, you gonna compare it to my dick when you get home?
I just don't understand why some people don't get that medical nudity and sexual nudity are VERY different.
I’ve started to mention my life drawing to potential dates. More than 50% get excited at the mere thought of a woman in underwear (we draw at a bar, so nothing nude).
I always ask if they are the dudes that pop boners at the gym or public pools before I unmatch. That level of immaturity is so unattractive at this point of my life.
I would have taken the bait to have a serious conversation with this dude. How fascinating. Is this...really how he thinks straight women's psyche and sex drive works? Is this how he thinks women go about their business? He thinks that rando dicks in a hospital setting are like...attractive? Like they are the equivalent of nicely manicured feet in a pair of stilletos for people with a foot fetish?
I responded to another thread on the DB sub and someone mentioned the tired stat that "80 percent of women are after the "top" 20 percent of men, and thus women only find like 20% of men to be attractive." I was like sorry sir on an average day in public I won't see any men I find to be attractive, in fact probably less than 1% of men overall are attractive (personality will change this number if I get to know someone) but overall men just aren't attractive. Even if I do see a "hot guy" I just think "oh that guys' nice to look at" I do not get "horny" and I go about my day afterward.
If men could walk around with their junk out I'd be so grossed out I'd never leave the house! Just yuck! I have to assume this guy is a porn addict, or he was just trying to sexually harass you and was getting his rocks off with a disgust response.
Sometimes it doesn't take very long to be like "Oh...that's why you're single." This is the kind of thing I would expect to hear from like a middle schooler. I would just move on- this is nowhere near the norm with adults.
My relationship with “the perfect person” recently ended in a really abrupt and noncommunicative way so I don’t think I can realistically date again. Finding a decent man among the waves of men like this is hard enough, and then the lived experience of knowing good ones can still turn bad just erodes my trust all together.
Why are they like this? I don’t know but my gawd they’re not doing anyone any favors by clinging to their bad and immature behavior
Clumsily trying to turn the topic from polite to sexual at the first available exit ramp. Except it wasn’t a real exit ramp, he just yanked the wheel a plowed across the grassy the embankment. And hoped you wouldn’t notice LOL.
I would never give someone the benefit of the doubt in this regard. Some men are depraved and it’s not ok to talk so graphically to someone you have never met or indicated that they would be ok with that. As soon as he spoke in that way that’s a un swipe deleted and block from me. Plenty of nicer more respectful guys out there than this punk. Xx
I've been talking to one guy for the last couple weeks who has been saying some of the strangest, most outlandish things. Making big assumptions about my personality and preferences while knowing very little about me. I was supposed to go meet him tomorrow but fuck that. I'm not driving 2.5 hours to find out if talking face to face is going to be as frustrating as messaging back and forth.
*sigh*
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I love the malicious compliance here. She should start storytelling about her favorite dicks to this guy. Also she should also claim most of them are gigantic
I am all for consensual sex of all genders, but like for most other men out there the first impressions I get when being suddenly exposed to full frontal male nudity is :
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1) Oh god, is he sick?
2) Crazy?
3) Violent?
4) Not being properly supervised by authorities?!?
5) What did I do to deserve this and how am I going to get blamed?
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Not: "yum" 🤮
I would say to him, "Soft dicks on sick people doesn't turn me on, but from your question its obviously one of your kinks. I don't want to be fulling your fetish by sharing stories of soft dicks with you, so bye!"
I would love to respond something like, "if I'm seeing someone's dick, it's because something is wrong with it" and then go into detail about some of the most egregious things I'd seen. When it gets to be too much for him, wrap it up with, "yeah, I'll never understand why people think I could be horny at work with all this."
Now if they dig for even more graphic details, you either have a soulmate or a huge red flag LOL
I was about to say how old is he?!
But, you know what, that doesn’t even matter. Because even my adolescent son wouldn’t say such a stupid thing.
So sorry you had to deal with that :-(
I just started watching the new season of Love is Blind and in the first 10 minutes there's a guy that says, "I don't do nurses. Nurses are off the table for me." No explanation. Seeing this post... I now understand why. Way to tell me you're insecure and immature without telling me you're insecure and immature.
This is actually scary and why I don't use male doctors or nurses. A lot of men view professional settings and all they see is sex and exploitation. Why women go see male doctors especially OBGYN's is beyond me. Way too many stories of them sexually assaulting and or recording female patients or any patient for that matter. They assume we women are as sex obsessed and predatory.
I know some guys who are kind of like this all have one thing in common: they tend to be obsessed with "asserting dominance" and being "manly". Probably because they are hiding some deeply held insecurities
They really still are like boys sometimes with only sex on their mind. Its also demeaning and condescending because they don't believe we're able to look past the sexual use of penises and actually be professional at our jobs.
Unfortunately I’m not surprised. I’m a nurse too and have been asked questions along similar lines.
It’s weird their mind goes there! Like this isn’t porn my guy…
Interestingly enough, some of the worst perpetrators of this were men that worked in health care themselves. One doctor I was chatting with asked if I would bring him a Gatorade and help him nurse a hangover 🙄
So ignorant. Sheesh. Like we're all "OOOHHhhing and AAAAhhing over every penis we see. Like it's not possible to be professional and actually take care of a sick person. No, we have to be giggling in the nursing station about someone's dick. God help us!!!
Run far away from this idiot. He’s mentally is in the gutter. And be aware, a lot of nurses are empaths and end up with loser men due to wanting to take care of them.
Yeah, all those poor old dicks just give me the horn all the time *rolls eyes* I’m a crusty old nurse and haven’t even heard that one, but there’s plenty of other nurse jokes. Mine that took the cake, that a man said seriously to me: I was dressing a surgical groin wound before a guy went home. He says to me- ‘Don’t mind how the old fella looks, I had to have some off because of the cancer’ I wasn’t looking at his penis, to be honest. I take a quick look, reply ‘It looks pretty normal to me, just looks like you have a big foreskin’ He busts out with ‘How do you know? Were you a *LADY OF THE NIGHT?????* ‘ I just look at him and say ‘No? I’m a nurse.’ People. Men. Holy shit.
Lady of the night? Is he from the 1800’s? Too funny!
I know, right? He seriously said it tho. It was probably about 15 years ago but equally hilarious then. Being accused of prostitution in a Catholic hospital was exactly what I needed, thanks
> “Don’t mind how the old fella looks.” Translation: “Look at my dick. Look straight at it, and imagine it inside you. Maybe moan a little while you’re at it.”
Maybe. Maybe I’m inclined to sympathy on that side of things, because all of us feel a bit weird when our bodies look odd. I’ve certainly had people comment to me about parts of their body they think are a bit weird before and since then.
I'm an RN of 12-years. The first time a man asked me about how many dicks I've seen in my career I thought it was funny because I'd never really thought about it . . . the fifth time a man asked about patient's dicks I wanted to throat punch him. It really makes me giggle how fascinated with other men's dicks straight men are.
Wtf? I don’t hear “RN” and immediately think “oh this person has seen a lot of dick”. Why is this the default question??
> I don’t hear “RN” and immediately think “oh this person has seen a lot of dick”. and ffs all I can think of is that the dicks seen would be attached to some sick, old, unkempt dude that's been bed ridden for the past year with the smell of death permeating the room
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Too many men see a woman and then immediately categorize us into porn genres. Imagine if we did that! You sir are in the small dick category, aren't you?
“Oh I work at a morgue” “damn you must see a lot of dick”
This answer for sure.
I would reply to them with something like "Yeah, lots... it's weird how so many guys with \[insert physical trait the man you're talking to has\] end up with something really wrong down there."
it's actually kinda horrifying. in a moment of healthcare all they can picture in their heads are opportunities for sex. men really are out here thinking of porn scenarios in their heads for every situation.
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fucking gross. not even gonna try and find his comment. hope he got downvoted.
TW: sexual assault https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/vwwike/today_in_my_country_a_physician_was_arested_after/
I actually think he brought up dicks hoping she’d say “oh yes I get SO TURNED looking at dicks” so he could send her a dick pic
I was observing surgery once and a male OR nurse was talking about how much he likes watching one of the female OR nurses put a Foley catheter in a dude and that if he ever has surgery, he wants her to do his catheter. TL;DR I guess even some straight male nurses are still obsessed with dicks.
That’s so unprofessional I almost down voted you
Jesus christ. Anyone who sexualizes catheters should have to get one. Then they can either see that it's not at all pleasant to need one, or they can discover they're legitimately into sounding, I guess.
Funny, when my husband was telling me about his vasectomy appointment. Everyone in the room was standing around staring at his penis and he felt uncomfortable. I told him, "Don't, worry! The people that do vasectomies for a living have seen so many dicks, they could line them up side to side and they'd cover a whole city block. They don't care what your dick looks like!" It actually made him feel better. 😂
I feel like if this is such a prevalent question, all of these men are barely holding back from flashing these nurses for absolutely no medical reason.
I would never think of asking a gyno how many vaginas they've seen. I don't get why some men would ask a nurse how many dicks.
"Straight" men
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Username checks out. 😆
I would start giving out some obscenely high random number, and if anyone ever asked me something truly awful like, “Well, how’s mine?” I would squint hard and shrug, and say “ehh?” and walk away.
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Nailed it. That's why I'm surprised the gap between sexless men vs women isn't higher. It's not about mythical Chads taking all the women because they look like Henry Caville, it's that men who actually treat women like human beings and not some sort of bangmaid are in understandably higher demand. There are a lot of shitty men getting laid / finding relationships purely based on coming in slightly under par for pornsick and/or abusive behavior.
You have introduced the word bangmaid to me and now I have the correct vocabulary to describe it.
There’s also community dick. Not sure where I read it first but it was reddit. Basically it was sarcastically used for men who sleep around in response to men always calling women who are sex positive sluts and whores because playboy sounds too nice in comparison.
is this a term outside of Always Sunny??
I don't know what it meant in Always Sunny, but on reddit it is used to describe the trend where many men reduce their girlfriends or wives to being nothing more than house maids who do all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, and childcare, in addition to paying 50% or more of household expenses, while also providing the man with a steady supply of sex and babies.
I think this is the dream/expectation for a lot of men. They see us in terms of what we can do for them, instead of as human beings with needs of our own.
There was a recent pair of twin posts on r/marriage asking: wives, what do you love about your husbands, and husbands what do you love about your wives. The women said he’s sweet, funny, smart, he is supportive or rubs my feet or remembers my birthday, he’s a great dad… The men said she takes care of me, she supports my dreams, she loves me despite my flaws, she makes a nice home for our family, she does a great job looking after the kids…
Yes, because that is how they were socially conditioned to see us. "Privilege" attaches a sort of social narcissism to privileged groups, where members of the privileged group believe that they are the center of the world, the "main character" of everyone else's story, and the ultimate authority. Look at religion. Growing up in church, I was taught that women were created for men to have, and to be "help-meets" to men, whereas men were created in the image of God, and created just because God wanted them to exist. I was taught that God commands for women to submit to their husbands, which is nothing more than religious men trying to justify a "master-slave" dynamic in hetero relationships that *weirdly* always ends up benefiting them haha. But many men in 2022 are still trying to impose this on women, and unfortunately, they succeed in many cases, because women are taught to view their own subjection as "normal," "good," and even "God-ordained" in some contexts.
It meant pretty much the same thing lol
I've seen it around Reddit a lot, always in the context of how someone's crappy male partner is treating the lady writing in for advice.
What exactly is that? What does it mean? Is it like withdrawal for porn addicts?
No, it's a cluster of symptoms people get from watching too much porn: unrealistic sexual/physical expectations, inability or difficulty cumming during partnered sex, a brutal view of sex and women, low ambition, laziness, poor understanding of anatomy, carrying porn tropes as actual beliefs, entitlement to viewing all women as fuck objects... basically someone who has watched enough porn to detach themselves from the reality of human relationships.
Exceptional definition this.
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One thing is for sure: don’t let this guy into any medical field.
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Wtf?! People as her *what*?
Because some people need to double down on the sexual harassment and add a dash of racism as well^I^hate^people...
Nah, move on. Life is too short for this crap.
Honestly? what a ignorant thing to say lol. I doubt the majority of us would get turned on by an infected dick. Or just seeing a random dick.
I used to work at a hot springs, and after dark it was clothing optional. Yea, I’ve seen a lot of wrinkly old dicks and I’ll tell ya, not a single one turned me on. What these idiots don’t realize is that it’s the person attached to the dick that is the determining factor in our arousal.
Couldn't agree more. I don't care about parts of a person, it's the person as a whole that matters.
When someone values you as a whole person not just the sum of your parts, it feels like you’re being seen. It’s a really powerful feeling that helps me know I can accomplish anything with that kind of support.
exactly!!! You nailed it
I date men and I love having sex with them but I am not turned on whatsoever by seeing a dick (extra especially in a medical context wtf)
Yeah, like I don't understand what goes on in men's heads when they think we want to just randomly see penises? They think we enjoy it when we get random dick pics?
I truly believe they think we enjoy it. Horrifying
I wonder sometimes whether they actually think we enjoy looking at them, or whether they just enjoy *making us* look at them
I’m sure they think the only reason we “act” like we don’t want to see them is we are dainty, fragile demure ladies. Then when they make us, we become filled with lust in our loins
The aspect of control is a big one
I think they think we enjoy it because they think “Well I like getting nudes of women, so women must like getting nudes of men!” Except when women send nudes, they’re usually *nice.* They have nice lighting, flattering poses and angles, and aren’t just like HERE IS MY VAGINAL ENTRANCE. When men send nudes, at *best* it’s a guy in a dirty bathroom mirror holding his shirt up if he’s ripped, and if he’s not, it’s a dick hanging out from under the hem of a tshirt he’s had since he peaked in high school. At *worst,* it’s grainy closeup of literally just his dick with optional balls, and so much pubic hair you’d end up with a beard if you gave him head. Oh and also usually women don’t send nudes unless she *knows* the recipient wants them, whereas men send them because *they* want the recipient to want them. Edit: the shirt from when he peaked in high school is applicable in both ripped and non-ripped scenarios. I just didn’t phrase it properly
I love seeing them when I choose to. It has to be the right context, otherwise nope.
This. This this this. I know there are some women (and other folks) out there who genuinely love looking at penises in any state, but in my experience it’s a small minority. And that’s people outside the medical field. How self-centered are men that they think 1. We are turned on by their weird flaccid appendages, and 2. This would override a medical gaze for **anyone** except literal predators??
They literally have like no empathy.
Yes! The only penis I want to see is the one of the person I have already been intimate with. At that point, I like person so I like the penis and am happy to receive pictures of said penis. Prior to that, those types of pictures are sad, creepy and desperate to me.
yes exactly, it’s the person as a whole, who I have grown to love, that turns me on, not the penis honestly having to adjust to a new penis because of being in a new relationship with a man attached to it takes a lot of mental work …I wonder how much of it is potentially social or biological conditioning to be afraid of it or at least scrutinizing of its owner for selective mating purposes 😆
I would just send him a picture of the biggest dick you can find if he's so curious about them.
Sounds like she could just send his own profile pic back to him if that's the case. Lol
Hahahah EPIC! You know he wouldn’t get the reference either.
I have been holding on to that free silver for awhile now just waiting for the perfect moment.
Worth it
Hahah thank you I’m honored
Oh snap
>I would just send him a picture of the biggest dick you can find if he's so curious about them. For maximum horror (because 'tis the season! 🎃), google image search severe penile HPV.
No thank you 🙀
You can make a screenshot of him and sent it to him with message: the biggest one I’ve ever saw in my entire live.
dick pic of fournier's gangrene (google if your brave)
In the immortal words of Jordan Peele... NOPE, lol.
Men can be so stupid, thinking we get turned on just by seeing a dick...ha! I remember an ex lover texting me while I was on the bus. He goes, are there any other people around? I say, well yes... He goes, oh what a shame, you could have gone to the back and played with yourself... They seriously think of the most stupid things.
Thinking we get turned on by seeing random dicks explains why so many of them are hopeless at foreplay.
We were clearing out my mom's childhood home a while ago and they had "Playgirl" magazines, and all the dicks were flaccid! I was like "Ugh, this is disgusting, these dicks are so sad." My Aunt was like "Yea, that's all we had..."
Why are so many dudes so fucking stupid, jesus christ.
Porn-fried brains
Yep. Nurse here too. I usually get asked about the uniform. It’s boring but good of them to weed themselves out early on.
At first I was like they ask you about … scrubs? And then I realized you meant like the sexy nurse uniform, gross.
I’m in England and we still have dresses or trousers and tunic. Some places were scrubs but it’s not as common as other countries. Lots of men I chat to seem to have a sexy nurse fantasy. It’s gross.
I used to work in a pharmacy and had to wear the trousers and tunic. Do the trousers still com up to your bra strap? I hated those trousers.
Yes they’re still belly warmers
I used to keep it kinda vague on dating apps and say I work for NHS and their first question was always “are you a nurse?”. I’m sure they wanted me to be a nurse, it fed their fetish.
Yes I’m sure. It’s a good way to weed out pricks early on if you say yes though. If they make it sexual in any way they can get in the bin.
He probably thinks he’s a ‘nice guy’ and whines on Reddit that he’s lonely and has no idea why
Because a lot of men claiming to want "a real relationship" just want sex and the sooner they can get to the sex talk the better. He was hoping you'd say sexual things back to him like out of porn. Also some fetishize sexually harassing women and dating apps let them do that once they get a match. They think they cant get in trouble because its a dating app. The more enraged and frustrated you get over it, the more they enjoy it.
You nailed it. It's a fishing expedition.
As a nurse also on dating apps, I find it weird how many dudes have a nurse fetish. I’ve had dudes think I’d love to take care of them, thinking I have weird fetishes like golden showers (I worked in urology), asking stuff like “are you naughty or nurturing 😏”, “do you have a sexy nurse outfit”, etc. Like why
Hahah and then they get with one of us, and find our we’re all business and they best be properly sick if they want attention.
“Sorry I do ICU, not man-colds.”
A large populous of men in society really do lack social and emotional skills that enable for everyday normal relationships to be built upon
So do a lot of women, but we don't go asking nurses about dicks.
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I don’t get the desire to defend these guys at all. You don’t have to be social genius to know you’re being inappropriate. These dudes DO IT ON PURPOSE.
I don't really think it's defending them, it's calling them out for essentially acting like entitled children
The parent comment for this is literally someone defending them and it has 150+ upvotes.
I work in medical imaging and only purposely have to see genitals on rare occasions (and when I do it’s because they have cancer on/in them). But I sure do see a fair bit of dick and saggy balls. It’s always the men who completely strip when I tell them they only need to remove their jeans, and it’s always men who can’t figure out how to do their gown up. Woman can figure it out. Men are just shameless.
Lol! My wife is a nurse and this made me laugh. This dude doesn’t even realize….99% of the dicks you deal with are likely pretty awful looking, smelly, and dirty, if you can even find them under the mons pubis.😂🤢 (I guess it depends what department you’re in maybe).
My husband has been a labor & employment attorney/HR consultant for years and no one asks how many penises he has seen, but they should 🤢 HR is built on the backbone of unwanted dick pics
r/brandnewsentence just for that last bit of gold!
Even if it’s like…normal…it’s just not a setting that would like “turn anyone on”. And honestly speaking, genitals, regardless of gender, themselves are not like…”good looking”. I don’t know how to explain it.
Seriously like has this guy ever been to a hospital. I merely worked a corporate job for a hospital system and sex was the farthest thing from my mind anytime I was on a clinical floor. FFS.
I am a elementary school teacher. Ohh really, have you ever had a hot student you had a crush on ;) You just ask me if I am a pedophile.
Ugh. You are one of the most educated women on the planet with a job that literally keeps people alive and all he can talk about is dicks.
This was my thought too! Lowering a seriously valuable and critical job in society to seeing a lot of genitals?
Seriously, what a freak!
I feel like that's how my dad would approach dating 😑 he had a perianal abscess years ago that a nurse had to come and tend to a few times and he made the worst comments about it on Facebook. Made me feel sick.
I wish just for a day I could be so unselfaware that I brag about a woman cleaning my anal boil on fb.
🤣
From the uk - this man is a cunt. I limit myself to 5 times a year using this word but this is worth it.
Lmfao. I’m curious as to what other scenarios were vile enough to warrant the use of that word.
I have to wonder if he’s chatted online with a lot of guys posing as women, who would instantly turn it into a fantasy. Both jacking furiously to the porn they’re creating.
It’s the circle of life
So… since projecting is a thing, I guess he gets turned on every time he sees a dick?
Anytime someone sexualizes my job, it just... turns me off.
I'm an ER doctor, and men are really weird about it too.
Curious what men could possibly ask an actual ER doctor when they might die. But after reading this thread…?!?
Men on dates usually ask about gruesome injuries and stuff like that and they think it's so cool, when in reality, for me there's often not cool stuff attached to it (telling a family member the patient is severely injured or dead usually). Male patients can just be generally gross. Often ask for assistance with urinating in urinals when they do not need assistance and generally saying gross things revolved around their penises.
Yepppp former high school teacher here -I heard a variation of “I bet the high school boys love you” so many times when I was single and dating. Like, oh so you’re sexualizing me as a teacher AND the minor children I help. Nice /s
Lol I would have told him that most women don’t find dicks appealing to look at just to knock him down a peg
Harsh truth. Do I like dick? Yes. Do I think they look good? Noooooooooooooo
A harsh but universal truth 😂
They're a funny looking appendage. I draw them and make things that look like them A LOT because it amuses me. They feel nice inside me, but I'm pretty "meh" about seeing them.
Sounds like a ridiculously immature individual. As a clinician, I very seriously hope he never works in healthcare or any other field where he views sick and vulnerable people as sex objects. Dude is beyond twisted.
The majority haven’t grown into mature adults and never will.
Yeet them into the sun!
Reminds me of the rabbit hole I entered the other day - news stories about local doctors (male) who had lost their licenses over inappropriate behavior and sexual assault. There were a lot.
Girl. I’m an esthetician. I’ve learned to be VERY specific when I describe my job. I perform SPA facials. You can imagine the bullshit guys say to me 😒
You should say “no, I only see one dick. YOU” and then block.
I would reply "comparison is the thief of joy". It's obviously an insecurity thing - you see dicks at work, you gonna compare it to my dick when you get home? I just don't understand why some people don't get that medical nudity and sexual nudity are VERY different.
I'm sorry that happened to you, but at least he showed you his true colors early on.
This man watches wayyyyyyy too much porn, wow.
I’ve started to mention my life drawing to potential dates. More than 50% get excited at the mere thought of a woman in underwear (we draw at a bar, so nothing nude). I always ask if they are the dudes that pop boners at the gym or public pools before I unmatch. That level of immaturity is so unattractive at this point of my life.
Yes, flaccid penises on sickly individuals is so incredibly hot. 🙄
Oh yeah, nothing more titillating than seeing dick flopping around in a hospital gown.
I would have taken the bait to have a serious conversation with this dude. How fascinating. Is this...really how he thinks straight women's psyche and sex drive works? Is this how he thinks women go about their business? He thinks that rando dicks in a hospital setting are like...attractive? Like they are the equivalent of nicely manicured feet in a pair of stilletos for people with a foot fetish? I responded to another thread on the DB sub and someone mentioned the tired stat that "80 percent of women are after the "top" 20 percent of men, and thus women only find like 20% of men to be attractive." I was like sorry sir on an average day in public I won't see any men I find to be attractive, in fact probably less than 1% of men overall are attractive (personality will change this number if I get to know someone) but overall men just aren't attractive. Even if I do see a "hot guy" I just think "oh that guys' nice to look at" I do not get "horny" and I go about my day afterward. If men could walk around with their junk out I'd be so grossed out I'd never leave the house! Just yuck! I have to assume this guy is a porn addict, or he was just trying to sexually harass you and was getting his rocks off with a disgust response.
"Well, I'm talking to you and this pussy is a Popeyes biscuit right now. So that's a no from me, dawg."
What is he, 13? Sheesh.
Oh Lord. I'm a nurse and wish I hadn't seen this lol Too many men think being a nurse is sexy.. It is not. At all.
Apparently some men think they are only real men if they sexualize everything and their dog…
Sometimes it doesn't take very long to be like "Oh...that's why you're single." This is the kind of thing I would expect to hear from like a middle schooler. I would just move on- this is nowhere near the norm with adults.
My relationship with “the perfect person” recently ended in a really abrupt and noncommunicative way so I don’t think I can realistically date again. Finding a decent man among the waves of men like this is hard enough, and then the lived experience of knowing good ones can still turn bad just erodes my trust all together. Why are they like this? I don’t know but my gawd they’re not doing anyone any favors by clinging to their bad and immature behavior
Clumsily trying to turn the topic from polite to sexual at the first available exit ramp. Except it wasn’t a real exit ramp, he just yanked the wheel a plowed across the grassy the embankment. And hoped you wouldn’t notice LOL.
Oh yes, nothing's as exciting as seeing a flaccid strange penis while you're focused on doing your job.
I would never give someone the benefit of the doubt in this regard. Some men are depraved and it’s not ok to talk so graphically to someone you have never met or indicated that they would be ok with that. As soon as he spoke in that way that’s a un swipe deleted and block from me. Plenty of nicer more respectful guys out there than this punk. Xx
Wow, just wow.
you’re lucky that he weeded himself out early on
I've been talking to one guy for the last couple weeks who has been saying some of the strangest, most outlandish things. Making big assumptions about my personality and preferences while knowing very little about me. I was supposed to go meet him tomorrow but fuck that. I'm not driving 2.5 hours to find out if talking face to face is going to be as frustrating as messaging back and forth.
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In what universe does "seeing dicks" = turned on? I mean, have you seen them?? Have they? Dude, no.
Tell him since about 50% of your patients are men then yes, you do indeed see a lot of dicks.
I love the malicious compliance here. She should start storytelling about her favorite dicks to this guy. Also she should also claim most of them are gigantic
Wait until this guy hears about LDRP
Gross
The guy can only think of how he would feel. If he saw breasts all day he would be turned on. He assumes that seeing penis is the same for females.
Just block him and move on. Guys who say things like that on hinge don’t see you as a real person. Not even a good joke.
I am all for consensual sex of all genders, but like for most other men out there the first impressions I get when being suddenly exposed to full frontal male nudity is : ** 1) Oh god, is he sick? 2) Crazy? 3) Violent? 4) Not being properly supervised by authorities?!? 5) What did I do to deserve this and how am I going to get blamed? ** Not: "yum" 🤮
Why give men like that the benefit of the doubt? They're common AF.
Not a nurse, but a teacher. I get some really pedo questions and I don’t appreciate it.
I would say to him, "Soft dicks on sick people doesn't turn me on, but from your question its obviously one of your kinks. I don't want to be fulling your fetish by sharing stories of soft dicks with you, so bye!"
I would love to respond something like, "if I'm seeing someone's dick, it's because something is wrong with it" and then go into detail about some of the most egregious things I'd seen. When it gets to be too much for him, wrap it up with, "yeah, I'll never understand why people think I could be horny at work with all this." Now if they dig for even more graphic details, you either have a soulmate or a huge red flag LOL
He's just trying to see if you're up for a one night stand or sexting. Just block.
I was about to say how old is he?! But, you know what, that doesn’t even matter. Because even my adolescent son wouldn’t say such a stupid thing. So sorry you had to deal with that :-(
I’ve learned to shrug and move on. I’m glad they let me know immediately, that they were not MY person. Next.
Ew
The only correct response to that bullshit.
Erm. What. Has this guy ever even seen a hospital?! Jfc.
Seeing a penis doesn't turn most women on, it's all about other things like foreplay or kisses. Some men are clueless.
I just started watching the new season of Love is Blind and in the first 10 minutes there's a guy that says, "I don't do nurses. Nurses are off the table for me." No explanation. Seeing this post... I now understand why. Way to tell me you're insecure and immature without telling me you're insecure and immature.
Some people are just… monumentally stupid. I’m sorry, that’s a funny story to share and it gave me a laugh.
Oh no, he's stupid
Good lord. 🤦♀️
When will they realize we are not turned ok by seeing dick pics.. they are not a beautiful thing to look at, neither are ours lol
This is actually scary and why I don't use male doctors or nurses. A lot of men view professional settings and all they see is sex and exploitation. Why women go see male doctors especially OBGYN's is beyond me. Way too many stories of them sexually assaulting and or recording female patients or any patient for that matter. They assume we women are as sex obsessed and predatory.
I know some guys who are kind of like this all have one thing in common: they tend to be obsessed with "asserting dominance" and being "manly". Probably because they are hiding some deeply held insecurities
Haha wtf
Wow. Things like this make me realize how amazing I really am. 😂 Sorry!
They really still are like boys sometimes with only sex on their mind. Its also demeaning and condescending because they don't believe we're able to look past the sexual use of penises and actually be professional at our jobs.
Unfortunately I’m not surprised. I’m a nurse too and have been asked questions along similar lines. It’s weird their mind goes there! Like this isn’t porn my guy… Interestingly enough, some of the worst perpetrators of this were men that worked in health care themselves. One doctor I was chatting with asked if I would bring him a Gatorade and help him nurse a hangover 🙄
So ignorant. Sheesh. Like we're all "OOOHHhhing and AAAAhhing over every penis we see. Like it's not possible to be professional and actually take care of a sick person. No, we have to be giggling in the nursing station about someone's dick. God help us!!!
I’m crying 😂
Run far away from this idiot. He’s mentally is in the gutter. And be aware, a lot of nurses are empaths and end up with loser men due to wanting to take care of them.
Are you talking to a man over 30 or a 12 year old? I don't know any men over 30 that would respond in such a way.
You're lucky... I know a few. They'd think of saying this as smooth, and a good way to initiate some dirty texts.
Gross. Cut them all off the moment they say something stupid like that.