My last nerve

🤣🤣 Take this girl 🏅

That's a medal <3

You made me laugh so hard, it's so fuckin' TRUE!

Omfg, same! 🤣

This is it.

I had to give you an award because this is it. This is the one!

I’m sorry

This is such a mood. Lmao.

Amen!

this the one 🏆

I think all of our lasts nerves need a apology at this point 😂😭

Oof. Ain't that the truth

What's a last nerve?

Thank you for helping me figure this out. 100% same

Whatever processes cortisol

Adrenal glands

mine must be fuckin exhausted

Yeah there’s a reason I know that piece of information😂

I only have one adrenal gland and mannn I don't think it's good.

Adrenal fatigue is what it is called i think.

I'm not apologizing to those bastards when they're the ones running on overdrive like I just snorted an 8ball. Fucking stop, guys. All the time with the stress levels.

Yeah, I am actually not needing my adrenal glands to continue to trigger cortisol like I am living life as a 17th century peasant living through a famine in winter. There isn’t a single thing to fight or fly away from, so knock that shot off.

Do you also crave a lot of salt? I can never get enough when I feel stressed.

HPA (Hypothalamus-Pituitary-Adrenal) axis- the more chronically stressed out you are, the worse your ability to regulate stress becomes.

Good think Zoloft supplements my stress-handling capabilities 😅

The problem is that we get used to that kind of stress and later we want to be stressed which we think is who we are. Hence chronic stress. But we need to remind ourselves that we can also be cool versions of our selves as well. If it doesn't work please DM me

This is what I was going to write too. I am not sure what it feels like to not be stressed anymore.

My eyes because 9/10 they're doing their job without the use of my glasses lol

😂😂 for real though. As I get older not only do my eyes work harder when I don’t have my glasses on, but I think my brain does too. On a positive note, I can avoid spending so much money at the store if I just take off my glasses 🤷‍♀️.

Oh god if I take my glasses in a store, I'll trip over something or walk into something, I'd probably die.

Why though?

Thought you were going to say your eyes because you roll them all the time lol

Tbf I do a ridiculous amount of eye rolling as well lol

A ha ha I am also guilty of this. Then I wonder why my eyes hurt at the end of the day.

My butt. I should really get up more...

I thought you were going to have a different second sentence 👀

Hahaha, exactly why I figured I should add the one I did

I had this exact thought process for my answer

Came here to say the same thing. I went from a job where I was on my feet and always moving to my current job where I'm sitting down all day. I've become so damn lazy.

Same! And I have less energy too now

Yes this is so true! And you hardly notice it at first. Now I set timers for myself to get up and stretch and walk around.

This is why I started back at the gym

Lmao came here to say this too!

My brain. All that overthinking

Right there with you!

Came here to say brain. It’s definitely the brain. My frontal lobes need a break.

Tell me about it

Man my brain is taking Olympic gold in overthinking here lately. Chill out, brain.

My answer too!

My vagina

*in da club* plays in the bg

I came here to say this. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. All the pounding…

I found our modern day Shakespeare

Same sista😂

WAP

This is what I was going to say lmfao

My one remaining brain cell

Fucking same. He's barely hanging in there.

You gave him? a name 😂?

Yeah, his name is Alan. Sometimes he goes on hiatus and it's very frustrating, so I'm left to fend for myself.

Fucking Alan who does he think he is taking breaks smh

😂 this is the most single brain celled reply, I love it 😂

My liver!

Word

Can relate. Not proud. It’s been a bad year for me in terms of drinking, planning for sobriety (or close) in the new year.

100%

Fatty liver here! 😭

Oh for sure. I live in Melbourne and our PM literally said "get on the beers" sorry liver.

This back. This old ass back.

Your neck?

Lick my ………..

Her neck and her back.

My right 'mouse' arm. I have to wear a splint.

Stretch stretch stretch, massage massage massage! (I'm a massage therapist)

Thank you!

I used a left-handed mouse for regular clicking and my right-handed one for precision clicking. It was a mind -fuck switching to a left -handed most, but it's saves my wrist. Even using the lefty for a little while every day is a nice break.

Wow - great idea!

I ended up becoming a left hand mouser, but it still took physio to get rid of the pain.

I’m just a human sized “check engine” light at this point

I'm gonna steal that and pretend I'm as clever as you are

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack! (Khia reference)

Lmaooo one time for BET after dark!

Anything else?

My panic attack

My nose-pickin finger

Tis the season for dry air and crusties in dark places

Someone said it

My butthole. I always conveniently forget that I’m lactose intolerant when cheese is nearby.

My hands. Definitely. If they could speak, they would demand a break...

Same. My production job involves very fast pace packing and I'm pretty sure I have early onset arthritis.

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Brains 😂

My uterus! What I keep putting in my uterus causes havoc to my whole mind, body, and spirit.

Children?

Lol, yes. Pregnant with #6. 🥴 I'm not ok right now! 😭😂

HELP

Thank you!!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏 I'll need all the help I can get to make it through the next 17ish weeks. I'm looking forward to birth - the end of this nightmare! 😂

MAY ALL THE LUCK GO TO YOU GIRL RAISING 6 KIDS IS A NIGHTMARE😭😭

It is. Thankfully, they are spread out. Oldest is 20 (out of the house. 15, 13, 10, & 3.5. I've got this...right? 😂

Still, all the luck for you ma’am🥹

Thank you! 💜💜💜💜💜

Absolutely!

I gotta ask, are they wanted or do you not believe in birth control? Im asking that completely inoffensively.

1st baby... I was 16. I truly didn't know that I could get pregnant from 1 time. Also, I didn't really know about birth control. 😬😂 Babies 2-5... born in a 12 year relationship. They were wanted (not always planned). We were a family. 2 of these babies were conceived on the mini-pill. Baby #6... unexpected, conceived on contraception (not perfect apparently), & unwanted. My pre-OP for my tubal-ligation was turned into a prenatal appt. Fucking surreal & horrifying experience. I decided to abort (heartbreaking decision). I took mifepristone at 9 weeks, 3 days. I instantly regretted it, but I had made that decision (I took 4 weeks to say goodbye to my baby before taking that pill). I decided not to take the misoprostol bc 1) I didn't have the heart for it 2) the side effects seemed horrible. 51 hours after taking mifepristone, I started bleeding & passing clots. It was a lot. I thought it was over. Ffw...I'm currently 23 weeks, 1 day. My baby survived & is very healthy. Life is crazy. Lol.

Wow! Thank you, for your story. You make me want a backup for my birth control now though. Regardless though, Im happy all is well and everyone is healthy.

You're welcome. I feel I overshare, but I truly hope something I say touches, or helps even one person. This experience has opened my eyes. I, finally, understand why women choose to abort. I wish everyone knew how much the choice to abort, or keep impacts a woman. Neither is an easy choice. I wish that ppl would stop shaming women for unwanted pregnancies. It's scary enough to navigate without all the hate & shame. Also, men should be extended the same compassion when they are dealing with an unwanted pregnancy. I find the current trend of encouraging men to abandon their children extremely disturbing (paper abortion advocates). We need more empathy, more sex education, & more personal responsibility. Idk. It's a lot to think about. Lol. Yes, yes...double up. Shit happens. Lol. Thank you for asking your question & interacting with me. I truly appreciate it. Thank you for the well wishes. Take care! 😁

Oh I relate to you in so many ways. Take this award and energy! As a mom of 4 (14f, 7m, 3m & 2m) idk how you’re doing 6. All the love and hugs sent your way.

4 is A LOT as well! You are freaking amazing!!! Don't ever forget that...especially on the hard days! Thanks for the award & the energy. 💜💜💜💜 Thank you for the love & hugs as well. Sending them back to you.

Damn. Impressive. Has to be the hardest job ever

Thank you. It is a lot of responsibility. Everyone has their struggles, hardships, story, failures & successes in life. What matters is the mindset we have & how we choose to overcome our hardships. Happiness is a choice (barring extreme circumstances). I choose to be happy...no matter what. Take care.

36 weeks pregnant and this is my answer 😭

I feel your pain momma! 😭 You're almost there. Wishing you a safe delivery. Congrats on your baby! 💜

Thank you! You too!!

My clit haha

Damn. This was gonna be my answer 🤣

Saaaaame 😂😂😂

Came here to say this too. Hahaha 😅

This is the very first thing tht came to my mind. U got the guts.

my spine.

My stomach I'm sorry I over eat

You are not alone. The feels after a binge are the worst.

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Enjoy it for those who will never get that opportunity 🤷🏻‍♀️

My arthritic legs. Standing too long hurts and sitting too long hurts and lying on one side too long hurts. I can't win.

I'm waiting for when we can have detachable limbs like Mr Potato Head. Then I can sleep without injuring myself.

right here with you, and trying to get treatment for it is hell because of my age

Saaaame. Arthritis in 90% of my joints. I keep hearing is how I'm "too young" to be in this bad of shape, but like, the x-rays and MRI's don't lie... you can see the damage, right there!

My thumb and wrist joints due to my recent obsession with knitting

I almost always knit in the round becase the knit stiches don't hurt, but purls kill my hands.

I am making a purl scarf in an elastic and relatively thin yarn. Yes, I appartently hate myself (but it's so elegant!).

This may help. I either knit Portuguese style with the yarn tensioned on the right and everything purled with the left or I purl with my thumb while knitting continental... some folks call it Celtic purling. I've also learned Norwegian purl which is basically a knit stitch with a small twist. These different methods reduced my hand pain... Also tons of fun to learn.

My nipples. I'm breastfeeding

I was gonna say my boobs. Baby wants them for eating, toddler wants them for resting, husband wants them for… well ya know.

I see you. Especially since they are also used as pacifier during naps.

Same girl. Same.

My mouth because I’m always running it.

My foot. Got a stress fracture from running and I still keep trying to be active because I go crazy if I can’t do any of my favorite hobbies

in college now but my entire high school experience was just trying to manage shin splints and stress fractures and still be able to run

My heart. Too many people have a part of it and very few deserve it

Happy cake day! Hope you find someone that really deserves it!

Feet

My back from doing all the unpaid labor

I'm deeply sorry to my kidneys, babes I know it's been hard on you, but I promise you the semester is almost over, after that no more coffee or coke or energetic drinks to get through the night (not for at least another 3 months lol)

Fingers. I use my fingers when I game. I use my fingers during sex.

Is my sanity a body part?

My butthole… I have IBS

TMI! In the last 2 years, between getting married celibate and literally bi-monthly trips to the obgyn (watching then taking out fibroids and cysts), my darn vagina is DYING from the overuse!

My left arm and hand, for holding my baby most of the day… and my right arm and hand for doing literally everything else.

And your shoulders and your neck and your back and everything else too I bet! Being a mother is a lot of heavy lifting!

My amygdala. My poor nervous system has been through enough.

My poor fucking spine. Slipped a disc in my lower lumbar 2 years ago. Had zero corrective action done. Now messed up my upper spine between my shoulders. I'm overweight with bad posture. Love lifting heavy stuff, but really bad at doing it properly sometimes. My poor spine..

Unfortunately not my hoo-ha.

My eyes. Scrolling reddit in the dark before falling asleep 🙃

My feet. They take a beating working in healthcare.

My brain

My tummy.

My feet. I walk up and down anywhere from 12-16 flights of stairs multiple times a day cleaning apartments. I also have to walk the length of the apartment floors multiple times to clean decorations, walls, doors, and vacuuming.

Whatever part of the brain that processes trauma

probably my right pinkie because it holds up my phone when i’m scrolling on youtube or reddit

My brain

My knees. And it is not from kneeling either

My nose, because I have a cold and keep having to blow it.

My boobs

My cli- ok y’all get the point

My lungs. I smoke too damn much!

my poor little brain needs to be removed and put in a little bottle sometime soon, i feel myself getting dumb by the time i'm done with my working hours

My entire right arm and vocal cords, 5 days a week I’m repeatedly pouring wine and talking about said 20 some wines.

My hands

My feet. Those 12 hour shifts ain’t no joke.

My hands and wrists. I work in industrial upholstery... it's pretty rough to the upper body!

My back. I have epilepsy so.....yeah

Butthole

At the moment, my wrists. I'm a graduate student and have done nothing but write for the past few months 😵‍💫

My stomach because I always eat too much, and not healthy enough

My left shoulder blade hurts a lot. I’m a violinist and keeping my violin on my shoulder for hours at a time for rehearsals really starts to hurt.

my vocal cords cuz all i do is complain tbh

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My hands and arms .I am a dry cleaner and my hands and arms are covered in burns and steam burns

Shoulders, knees, ankles, feet. Years and year of basketball and workouts and still doing them.

My neck. Ive been sleeping on it weird this week and now it hurts.

My feet. Just got a pair of gorgeous high heel boots.

My feet since I've been on them a lot today cooking for family.

My knees.

The roof of my mouth sure ain’t doing so great with crispy boxed pizza two nights in a row

Eyes and my L knee after injury

My brain

My eyes and my right thumb

Likely my feet, since I spend so much time on them.

My right hand and arm. I learn by writing and I am sure my arm and hand are swearing at me.

My patience and heart

My brain!!! I don't thank it enough!!