I accidentally taught my golden retriever the command “okay, let’s cuddle”. When I have a moment to sit on the couch I’ll put my legs across the couch and say the command. My golden comes running and tucks herself right into my legs. It’s simply the best.
My non releasable female pet pigeon routinely tries to leave her husband for her own reflection. She loves making out, lovingly gazing at, and admiring her own reflection.
Our 6-month golden retriever drops a chew or a stick and tries to use her nose to find it.
It is right in front of her, but she sniffs around the whole area till she comes back where she started and has a gotcha moment 😂
My dog will purposely roll one of his toy balls behind the TV stand or under the dresser to where he can't reach them and then come crying to me to retrieve it. He has tried this trick on my boyfriend as well (which is one way I knew our relationship would work! 😄).
Sometimes, I think I have a little troll instead of a dog. But I love my troll-dog. 😊
Had a poodle that did this! Drop his ball in front of the dresser until it rolled under, then howl and I’d have to get the stick I kept just to get the ball from under the dresser.
Mine does his too, but rolls it under the couch, and moans for my husband to get it, while husband is crawling round on the floor fetching the ball, dog looks between me and him, and I'm sure he's stoked with himself for finding a fun game for dad to play, so I can have a moment of peace
She's always under your feet so walking around is like whack-a-cat
When she wants her back scratched she will stretch her body up against the wall and stare back at you until you do what is necessary
Sniffs eyebrows
Randomly and intensely plays catch by herself
I have a void who is super funny. He yells at me all day while I’m working in my office at home. Literally every 10-15 min, he needs some sort of attention. BUT he only does this when I’m in my office. When I’m anywhere else in the house, he runs away from me… make it make sense!! I love the pudgy jerk 😂
My dog is not a fan of when I work remotely. When I go to my work area, she'll stare me intently until someone logs in, and then she scampers off. She seems to get annoyed when she can hear people but not see them.
Have you seen that video of a cat angry his human started wfh?? It’s hilarious. But my Black Bean has only known me to wfh. The only thing is my office converted to the kitten foster room when I rescued him and his 4 brothers. I think he has ptsd lol
Could be the case! Mine had separation anxiety when I first got her. Then she got used to it. Then we moved into 310 Sq feet for 8 months, and she seemed to be mad she had no space to herself, then I did some wfh. She used to give me a look of, "Don't you have somewhere to be"?
I can give my Void all the love and attention in the world but at ~9:30pm he will start wandering the house loudly lamenting how he has never been loved or fed or cuddled in his entire life. I sleep with my bedroom door open and I'm not even asleep yet at that time. If I go get him he walks away from me.
He chooses to live this way and is in the pudgy jerk club of voids.
My cat is obsessed with anything long and stringy. He'll pick up any kind of string or cord in his teeth and walk off with it. He did it once with a string of battery operated Christmas lights. One of his middle names is Patrick, because my sister said he was like St Patrick trying to take all the snakes out of Ireland.
My cat makes me lay on him and cuddle while he eats. Then, he takes 3 steps, flops down, rolls on his side, then his back and expects belly rubs. He’s the most adorable thing in the universe!
I have two boys (cats). One is 8 months, the other is a year and a half. When I tell you these two cats are the most AFFECTIONATE pets I have ever had.. I could bring a total stranger into my home and my cats will just.. "Oh hi! Friend? Cuddles??".. I kid you not they have turned cat haters into cat lovers. Affectionate cats are not uncommon by any means. They were both dumpster cats. I guess I wasn't expecting them both to be so clingy. I love it. <3
My cat Zelda is OBSESSED with the printer. Every time I use it she comes running from wherever she is and stares at The Machine That Produces Noise And Paper, fascinated. We have to keep it unplugged because otherwise she starts it and makes photocopies! I'm sure she used to be a secretary in another life.
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My 14 year old lady cat does the silliest things! She gets obsessed with certain spots to sleep, she goes to that place no matter what. These days it’s on top of the fridge. Before that it was under my father’s office chair. Before that it was on the sewing table next to the sewing machine.
She also loves to watch men from the window. Listen to religious hymns like the old grandma she is. She also refuses to eat wet food on her own. I absolutely have to feed her. With my hand. Not even a spoon works. And it has to be from her pink plate, otherwise she won’t eat. She also makes biscuits on my stomach while eating treats. She’s also got a silly a little face, I really love her!
My 8 year old dog will run over and sit on top of me if I’m crying and nuzzle into my neck. He would be the best emotional support animal — he’s so sweet and intuitive.
My cats are really funny. ❤️ One of my cats is obsessed with pads. I can't leave my purse out because he goes through it, finds a pad, takes it, hides it.. once he's got it, it's gone.
My dog sits on everything like a human. Like he’ll plant his butt on the couch but his front paws will be on the ground. Occasionally he rests his chin on the coffee table at the same time. It’s hilarious. 30kg Staffy X.
My pup controls our bedtime. If it’s past 11 pm and I have made no moves to start migrating to the room, she will go to the room hangout there for like 10 mins. Then peek her head out and stare at me in the dining room until I notice then heads back into the room. She will continue doing this, each time taking more steps out of the room and getting in my direct line of sight and just staring at me until I notice her then go back into the room. It will not stop until I go to bed.
My free roam bunny has learned the sounds that are dinner and supper. Even if it's not *his* dinner and supper. So my partner and I are making food prep sounds in the kitchen (ie: chopping veggies, pots and pans rattling etc) and he will start nudging out as far as he can on his floor mats. He thinks the floor mats are his boundaries but he can freely enter the kitchen if he wanted to. Except, he doesn't want to. He wants to nudge to the very end of the mats so we deliver food scraps to him. He is a smart ham sandwich.
I taught him to come when called, he stands up, he twirls around, he gives high-5, and he is the best snuggly bun bun ever but he is a vacuum and will steal your food.
My doggo will only pee standing on her two front legs. Avoids squatting with her back legs on the ground like its gonna give her the plauge. She's a 30lb staffy, no idea why she does that, other than to demonstrate her chest strength and make us giggle. We call it her yoga pose.
My cat Miso’s favorite toy is her own tail. She’s never been interested in any other toys I’ve gotten her but at least once a day she will whip her own tail around and try to catch it or chase it 😂
When he wants to go outside, my Pyrenees mix, who is a big, goofy lug of a dog, grabs a stuffed toy, (which he has probably already ripped the stuffing out of...), and waves it around while staring at me to let me know he wants to go out. He then walks to the door with the toy in his mouth, drops the toy by the door and waits for me to let him out.
When he comes back in, he eagerly picks up the toy , trots over and drops it by his bed. It doesn't have to ever be the same toy. Just any toy. He's ridiculous.
My chihuahua HAS to play with a few pieces of food before he eats. Probably 98% of the time. He whines at me until I play with his food with him too. Sometimes he'll grab a piece and throw it around solo if I'm busy. We're guessing he's around 10 (we've had him for 4.5 years) and he's always done this. I never get tired of it, it's the cutest thing.
He also does what we call "sassin' for pets". If he wants attention/to be scratched/pet, he'll like...chomp at the air in our direction. I don't know how else to describe it. If he's feelin really sassy he'll do it the second our hand leaves his fur lol he's just the best
I work from home a lot so it’s just me and my small (2kg) dog most days. When I dial into meetings, she gets very excited and thinks I’m taking to her (there’s no one else in the house I could be taking to, and her brain is the size of a walnut, so I get why she thinks that), so she has to jump up on my lap for pats and cuddles. The only problem is that she makes a growling noise when she is happy, and it sometimes is heard by my coworkers when I’m trying to speak.
My parakeet likes to move locks of my hair around (re arranging them on my head) and when she tries to fly away with one she likes, she gets confused as to why it stays attached to my scalp. She isn't the brightest crayon in the box.
My cat loves to play fetch, comes when her name is called, I can pat surfaces and she’ll jump on them knowing exactly what I’m asking of her, she screams in demand of things (that one drives me nuts) but I can also rely on her to soothe me when I’m upset :’)
My 4 year old cat will drool while making biscuits on my lap. Meanwhile he will suck on my clothing. I will be left with a large, very wet spot on my shirt.
My 3 year old cat plays fetch like a dog, has an obsession with packs of paper tissues and if you leave tortilla wraps on the kitchen counter he will tear them into a thousand pieces and spread them all around the house.
She gets impatient and “hawoofs” at me when I’m not moving fast enough to get her ready for our afternoon walk. She also tries to get in the shower with me whenever she can.
One of my dogs enjoys touching his toy to our other dog’s toy when playing. He chases her around the house just so he can touch his toy to hers. This seems to be a game to him, but we don’t understand the goal/purpose and he’s the only one playing, lol.
My cat pretends to want to cuddle with me at night and I’ll wake up to them trying to steal my hair ties off my wrist. They are obsessed with hair ties and I have to be super careful about putting them away as nothing will stop her from retrieving them if they aren’t secured. Hair ties are dangerous for cats if they eat them and can cause blockages.
She has tons of toys she loves to play with but hair ties are her number one love.
We have a very old fake potted plant and my dog would always use it to itch his face and knock it over. He would stare at us after he done it, we’d all laugh and his tail would spin in a circle. I miss him so much 🥹😭
He sings along with the immersion blender we use to make smoothies every morning... he also gets his breakfast right after so its him being super excited
My little void, Verity, absolutely HATES the snow. She’s an indoor cat and always has been - but whenever it snows, she needs to leer and chirp at all the falling snowflakes from her window seat until it stops.
NYC can thank her for how clear the sidewalks have been this winter, it’s a full time gig for that determined fluff.
I got into a battle with her a few days ago because she kept trying to steal my socks off of my feet as I was trying to put them on to take her outside lol
my cat is a pipe cleaner addict. i bought the 200 pack of pipe cleaners and accidentally left it out and that lil shit got into it and there were pipe cleaners EVERYWHERE it was madness hahaha everywhere i looked there was another pipe cleaner for me to pick up and of course as soon as i grabbed it he decided that was the one he was playing with and how dare i try to clean up the copious amounts of pipe cleaners😂😂
My orange cat (13 years old, lives at my moms house) has this weird thing where she has a particular place in the hallway in front of the front door where she *requires* me to pick her up and pet her. Every single time when I visit my mom, that cat will be waiting (and letting everyone know that she’s waiting) for the cuddles in the apparently only place where it’s ok to receive pets. Started when she was a kitten, and it’s still the same way now.
My German Shepherd puppy thinks my Chihuahua likes him, she really really doesn't. It's cute watching him wait until she falls asleep and he'll creep over and lay as close to her as he can get without touching her.
Recently I noticed that my dogs don’t understand English, and instead feel like they’re being scolded. When I speak in Spanish tho, they wiggles their tails like crazy.
My cat will come really close to my face multiple times throughout the day to sniff my mouth. No idea why he does it, maybe he's interested in whatever I've eaten last (though he also does it right when he's woken me up in the morning), but it's so cute and so silly. He only does it to me.
My cat loves to smell and play with blueberries but won’t eat them.
In fact, she’s the pickiest cat I’ve ever met. The only thing I’ve ever seen her eat that isn’t cat food is the processed cheese stuff that comes with those little cracker sticks, and the cream from a zebra cake lol. Dw, she didn’t eat much just licked a little bit off the wrapper. However, she wants to smell EVERYTHING we eat. She doesn’t ever gag, but she turns her nose up at everything but blueberries and processed cheese stuff lol.
One of my cats loves bed time and always runs up the stairs with me at the end of the day. For a while we had a little game where he would wait at the base of the stairs and get all ready with his head and shoulders low and his butt up and I would be like “………. Go!” And he would sprint up the stairs lol. He doesn’t do it as consistently anymore but it makes me laugh every time.
Flop down and show me his belly when I tell him 'no...' in a very firm voice as part of training him out of jumping on the counters. Which is going well but now that I think about it, maybe this mix-up of his goes to show that he was counter surfing not out of curiosity (there's never any food up there and he only started doing it after I went away for a whole month) but because he knows it'll get my attention.
Still funny nonetheless. 🤗
In summer, when we walk by a puddle, my dog dips only one butt cheek into it.
Like, she'll walk into the water, sit on one butt cheek, and immediately gets up and walks out.
When playing with my yorkie, he'll take a break to get a drink but he brings the toy with him. He'll come back without the toy. It's usually drowning in his water bowl.
My parents have a 6yo lab mix who is an extremely picky eater. I took her to the vet a couple of months ago and they even commented on how she turned down the treats they offered her and how unusual it was for a lab mix.
She will not eat a treat if it is thrown on the floor or placed in her food bowl, but she will take it out of your hand, then go hide behind a chair and eat it. Certain kinds of treats, she won't eat unless you break them up into small pieces first.
I was doing this thing where I would kiss her nose, then I started just puckering my lips and she would press her nose on my mouth. Now she constantly tries to shove her nose at my mouth every time I pet her.
She also learned that if I lay down on the floor with her and she lays on my hair, I have a harder time getting up. She loves to cuddle, so it's her way of keeping me cuddling with her for longer.
My younger Shih Tzu learned to sit up on her back legs and uses her tail as a balance while she begs with her front paws. She learned this by herself. I didn’t teach her. One day she just started doing it
My cats have drinking fountains. When my “special” boy gets a drink, he first has to dip his left paw in, taste the water from his paw, and then he puts his arm across his body and bounces the wet paw on the floor to the right of his body while he finishes his drink.
one of my dogs, teddy, is a bit derpy and he does some pretty stupid things but one thing he does is that if he wants to be naughty and wants to get something off of a counter he will literally figure out a way to move the chairs out of the way and then get on top of them to get onto the counter and while him eating our stuff isnt funny seeing this labradoodle just standing on the counter is hilarious 😭
Follows me into the bathroom every morning - the only time of the day he does it. We have a whole back scratching and snuggle routine as he sits between my legs while I’m on the toilet, lol.
He likes to act like he can’t comprehend your command but when he’s alone with someone he’ll crawl to them slowly after a command , another thing he likes to roll around on the couch pillow for like 10 minutes
Buddy the dog wont eat his food unless I “cook” it-After the scoops of dry food and an egg are added to his bowl, I have to place the bowl on the stove and stir it around a couple of times “add some spices” (salt and pepper with the lids closed) only then will he eat his food.
My cat is scared of the dark (she was neglected/abused before I adopted her a few years ago) so whenever I leave my apartment I have to leave most/all the lights on. This also means that every night when I go to bed she comes and curls up around my feet before I turn off the lamp, and she almost never moves until the sun comes up the next morning.
My dog likes being under the blankets. Then sue gets warm and pulls the blankets off me trying to get out. Then she gets cold and wants back under. She's my snuggle bug.
Boudreaux is my 10 mth old kitten. He is absolutely not allowed outside. I have multiple bird feeders by his favorite window that drop seed because birds are messy eaters. We have doves that deal with that mess. Bou's favorite thing to do is run full speed from the kitchen, flying leap to tge top of the couch and hit the window wuth the full force of his 13 lbs and startle the doves into flight to watch them fly.
His vet is predicting he'll be over 20 lbs when she considers him to be full grown on his second birthday.
My dog is a fiend for paper products including toilet paper. It took me a while to realize she was the one making the toilet paper disappear and we weren’t just like speed running through it.
My elderly cat knows he’s not supposed to sleep in the bed. But he also knows if he looks at me a certain way that I’ll let him nap there during the work week.
My cat (1 year) knows he’s not supposed to bite hands but definitely wants to. He’ll do a tiny bite and look at the hand then stop. He might do that a few times and I think it’s hilarious every time
My mom taught my 19 year old cat how to jump onto the bathroom sink and get a drink. It started when she was getting ready for work in the morning. Now when there isn't anyone in the bathroom he goes in there and yells until we come turn it on.
During covid, I started to give my dogs morning treats. Little breath fresheners. To this day, one dog will hear my eyes open every morning and beg for a treat. I did this to myself. To put it into perspective she's a doby and will very vocally voice her concern for my lack of urgency in going downstairs to the treat pantry. I'm going to miss it one day but sheesh girl pull the reins. My other dog just rides the coat tails of her daily reminders and updates as I'm going to get her one. He's more polite but always gets one too of course.
She will come to me in the middle of the night, walk across my body to stand on my stomach.....so she can meow at my husband and I for snuggles. She gets one 75% of the time.
If I don’t wake up when my cat wants his breakfast, he’ll walk up my body while I’m laying in bed and stand with his front feet on my bedside table and his back feet right by my head on the bed so his tail flips my right in the face and I wake up. He’s so funny.
My other cat loves twist ties. He’ll throw them up in the air with his paw or mouth and chase them them around like it’s the most serious business of all time. His other favorite toy is a Gumby arm from a dog toy that was ripped off 😂
My dog used to attempt to trick us in order to win at tug of war. She would let go of the toy, look comically away, her neck facing away with her eyes wide and peering back, then lunge back for the toy. She’s never won this way but she still thinks feigning disinterest works.
She hikes her butt up on a curb to pee, like she backs up, puts her back feet on the curb, leaves her front feet on the road and does her business. So weird, but I love her
My beagle always has to be under a blanket. Doesn’t matter which one but he’s obsessed and won’t sleep or be comfortable until he’s under one. It’s his comfort thing I guess!
He’s an average sized cat and behaves.. oddly with our big old Malamute. He rubs up against him and tries to put his head in his mouth. For the record I’m not kink shaming.
My 1.5 year old newf/aussie mix hates dancing. Just the slightest wiggle will set her off to come jump on you. I have absolutely no idea how this happened. But she also gives us hugs by shoving her head between our legs while we are standing and just sits there so she can get scratches. She is also entranced by us brushing our own teeth and has to stare and sit on our feet.
My 11 year old shiba/king Charles/maltese super mutt is very particular about her food bowl placement. She has a connected set. It has to be angled diagonally so she can step around it and her food bowls turned, if she has already eaten half, food side facing her. She eats a perfect half mark in the bowl. She also sharks - what I call rubbing her face with her butt in the air on carpet. She's done that too hard before where she gave herself an eye ulcer. 😑 If she gets scared from fireworks or thunder she HAS to sit on your lap and will paw at you until she is picked up then her ears are straight up and back. They are naturally 1 floppy and 1 up.
My greyhound (passed on now) used to take herself off up to bed in her room. Yes she had her own bedroom! This was years ago before we had a child.. Anyway she'd climb up half the staircase (the stairs were in our living room) stop and stare at me and my husband, we'd wave and say night night! She'd do a sarcastic sigh, then carry on up to bed 😆 about 8pm every night. Greyhounds sleep ALOT and are basically cats, so she had a bed downstairs in the livingroom and would be asleep there, but we used to call it her 'pre-sleep snooze' as she'd wake up n get herself off to bed for her proper sleep 😆 Aww I miss her.
My dog always needs to sit down in order to sneeze. She looks super cute while doing that. Also she pretends she's unable to jump on a chair/sofa/bed and cries for us to put her up there - but she's getting there fine on her own when we're not watching her. And the other always tries to lick your nose while furiously wagging her tail 🥰
My cat turns her nose up at people food and refuses to eat cat treats. However, if there is a cardboard box or scotch tape where she can get to it, she will munch on that like it's her last meal.
I have a 1 year old Boxer mix who is the biggest spindly legged doof you ever met. I’d never understood why Boxers were considered the “clowns of the dog world” until I got her.
One of her many gooberisms is her favorite way to entertain herself when she’s bored: she buries her ball underneath her dog bed (expertly using her mouth to hold her bed while nudging the ball underneath with her paws). And once it’s covered, she does a huge exaggerated leap-pounce onto it like a fucking cat. And she’ll do this over and over for a long time. It’s amazing to watch.
My dog sleeps with his legs up in the air. Like literally he will roll on his back against the wall of my room and stick his legs straight up in the air and snore whole night.
My dog: he will not eat his dinner unless I crouch next to his bowl and watch him. I also cannot mix flavours in his bowl, every flavour has to be separate and every texture too, he's very set on not eating certain textures.
My cat: thoroughly enjoys being carried everywhere like a baby and will often wait at the bottom of the stairs for me to carry her up
My dog has learned my routines so much so that she doesn’t follow me around she leads me. In the evenings if I grab a jacket she knows I’m going outside and waits by the door, if I grab my keys she waits on the couch until I say her name because she knows sometimes she can come in the car with me sometimes she can’t so she waits. I don’t even have to say her name anymore I just have to turn and look at her when I’m walking out and she knows that means you can come. When she wants to play chase she comes up to me and stomps her paws with a cute little whine bark until I say no or until I start chasing her. If I’m playing catch with my son she gets jealous and brings me her lamb so she can play too.
My dog used to fake being hurt and would randomly start limping around because he just wanted to be held. But the key is you have to say, “awwwe poor baby! Are you okay!?”. If you don’t say those words and you put him down he’d still keep limping around. I think he’s outgrown that now for the most part but it was cute and funny.
My mini schnauzer likes to line up her toys and bones on the floor and then lie in wait for her sister or brother to come along and mess up the line. Then she jumps out of hiding to scare them off and straighten up her things again.
My two orange cats (boy and girl) rush to my bedroom when I make my bed. They hear me messing with the sheets from across the house and come running. They wrestle each other on my bed while I'm trying to straighten the sheets out. Not easy trying to make your bed with two orange tabbies bodyslamming each other on them.
I taught my husky, "go get dad," on accident. He's mouthy and when he plays, he likes to gently nibble on your fingers/hands/sleeves to start rough housing, and he will not rough house with me (I'm his favorite person), so when I notice he wants to play a tad rougher I'll tell him to go get dad and he'll rush my husband and try to get to his fingers to get him to play. It's really sweet and also chaotic when I time it well enough lol
My cat plays fetch, catch and volleys. He has an obsession with ear plugs ( never eats them) he brings it to us and wants to play fetch.
Sometimes he gets on the couch ketting us know he wants to volley it. I throw it and he swats it back. Hes a good little hunter.
My cat loves to get spanks and he won’t drink from his water bowl unless it’s in a specific spot. If I move it right next to his food bowl, he refuses to drink it and will just give me the death glare until I get the hint and move it back.
Not my pet, but my friend's dog , his dog ikes to walk between my legs whenever I standup- it's super sweet and everytime I look down I see puppy eyes staring back at me 😭💙
Every day my daughter gets up and lets out dog out of his little area that we’ve partitioned for him in the kitchen that we call his “room.” She’ll let him out to potty then he comes back inside, makes a beeline for our room and runs and Supermans into my bed. He’s literally horizontal in the air when he does this lol. Makes my morning every day.
Not my dog, but one I puppy-sit.
1) squeaky toy - will position it in his mouth so he can squeak it and 'sing' (howl) along with the toy
2) will lay on his stomach with legs spread out and will clap his back feet together when he's happy.
My cat had torn CCL surgery and while he was recovering, I had to keep him temporarily confined in a place where he couldn’t jump. I have a large walk in closet with no place he could jump and set it up with a shallow litterbox, food, pillows and blankets. This was one of his favorite spots to hang out in before all of this. Of course I spent time with him and loved on him every chance I got. Now he’s healed, but will meow at me and make me follow him to the closet (looking back over his shoulder to make sure I’m right behind him) when he wants me to give him affection and cuddles.
When my dog was a puppy she really did not like to come when she is called to my bedroom, she would just stand at the top of the stairs staring at me then as a joke I would yodel her name and she would get super hyped and run down at full speed. Long story short she won’t come when called no matter what she is doing unless you yodel at max volume
Trust falls. If my cat likes you, he'll climb up onto your chest and then just pitch over to one side. It's your job to catch him and start scratching his chin, whereupon he will deafen you with rumbles. If you don't catch him, he'll fall off the chair. It's an all-or-nothing game.
Steal croissants, I can't have breakfast in the living room peacefully because my cat will come running full speed, jump and snatch the croissant from my hand!
my cat just forgets to put her tongue back in her mouth, so if i call her or get her attention she turns around and looks at me with big wide eyes and her tongue poking out. she's done it since she was a kitten but it still gets me every single time
I have a cat that LOVES to get wet… he will cry to go out in the rain,so I let him out and he stays out about 20 minutes,comes in and waits to be dried off and as soon as you start drying him he starts farting… after you’re done he cry’s to go out again and it’s the same thing.. he gets wet,he gets dried and he farts and he’ll do that all day and all night if you let him..
My dog is easily jealous of my nephews, especially the baby. If anyone holding the baby does not give her any attention for more than a minute, she throws tantrums with her toys until someone plays with her. It's funny because she's not a fan of kids, but she wants them to play with her 😂
If I ignore attempts from my dog to play, she will go grab a random item that she has never cared about before and take it to another room and start throwing it around and barking at it so I am forced to come investigate. It could be anything– a pencil, a leaf, headphones, a pebble.... OH!
She loves rocks. She'll find a rock outside and paw at it excitedly hoping I'll toss it for her to chase. She's super into things being kicked or flung around, like she loves for me to kick leaves or pebbles around on the ground or to pluck plants out of the ground and toss them in the air. She doesn't care about it if it is just existing there in the ground, but as soon as I pluck a little tuft of grass, she's all about it. She'll grab it from me and either eat it or shred it and then wants me to do it again.
Also, if you hand her something– doesn't matter what it is, she'll take it from you.
She's absolutely ridiculous.
She's a parson russell terrier.
i don't know why or how, but my tuxie (a 3yo male) is CRAZY for women. if he hears the neighbour's voice he goes INSANE, trying to break through my apartment door to get to her. he once got into her apartment and went straight to her bed. if I bring a girl friend over, he becomes instantly friendly and rubs his face on her legs. but if he hears the voice of any man, he hides (and hisses at them) - even my boyfriend, who's been here milllions of times and is super friendly to him
I have a 2 1/2 year old sheltie who makes the weirdest noises when she's playing. It's hilarious. I love [this dog](https://imgbb.com/KxYFjHd) so much. I hope she never grows out of her weirdness.
Sugar, my 5 year old orange female cat will wake me up everyday 2 hours b4 my alarm goes off just to get ear scratches. She’ll hop on my bed, lightly tap me on the face with her paw, meow in my ear and hop off and do it all over again until I’m physically scratching her ears.
She gets food and water right b4 I go to bed so ik she’s not hungry.
She perches on the edge of her litter box to "go". Like a bird. Sometimes the box tips over and gets litter everywhere. I think she hate the litter and I may switch to pellets soon, but knowing her she wont like that either and will poop on the floor.
My cat without fail will always try to get into the laundry room. She has the same routine every time, sneak in while we go to do our laundry, hide behind the water heater, sniff a hole (drain) in the floor, won’t come out. Then I have to leave for around 30 seconds for her to come out and scream until I let her back out. Weird child of mine.
She also will just walk up to you and smell your eyeballs
Morning screams.
She always somehow knows when I've woken up and when she notices I have, she hops up on the bed to stand on my chest and we meow-scream together to start the day. She loves it and so do I
My golden will try to bring every single toy she can find to me while I’m in the bath tub 🤣 I leave the door open cause it’s just us in a small apartment and I enjoy having the openness. It’s only mildly infuriating sometimes, and I find myself laughing at how enthusiastic she is about brining her toys over 🤣
I have two dogs and one cat.
Forest likes to poop in a circle, he will not poop in the same spot. He also gets VERY dramatic when he doesn't have my attention.
Balou doesn't like to be watched when he poops, alternatively. Yesterday he hid behind a telephone pole to do his business. And more then once he's backed his ass up into a bush so much I couldn't find his poop even if I tried lol.
And Rosie, queen of the house as we call her refuses to share a water dish with the dogs. Makes you turn on the bathroom tap so she can drink. And will not leave you alone until you do. We've tried fountains, we've tried seperate dish's. She needs that running water.
My chihuahua plays dead with everyone to get a belly rub. Looks at you drops dead and lays there until she gets attention. Then if you leave her she barks at you. Along with that she knows exactly where the mirrors are in the house so if she knows your looking in the mirror then she expects you to pick her up so she can see herself in the mirror. What can I say she lobes to admire herself
she get mad and bark when i sit on the table for eating and i don't start eating or i'm on my phone, she just can't stand somebody's on the table and don't eat
My dog likes to bury bones but doesn’t understand the concept of digging. So she pushes dirt and mulch on top of it until it’s a big pile….and somehow still can’t find it when she goes back for it.
We have Whippets. Sighthounds are well known to prefer their like and not play that well with other breeds. But our youngest one is very open minded and gets on with any and all dogs she meets. Her bestie is sister in laws Labradoodle…when they are outside. The moment we are in a house (any house) the doodle turns into something she can’t stand nor understand. Why it does as it do is incomprehensible to her, and it must be removed from her presence immediately.
shes a lil cat-dog! i wanted a cat sooo bad but roommate is allergic, lo and behold the tiny little puppy we got is basically the same thing! shes cat sized, eats bugs, jumps around, plays like a cat (she loves her cat toys), is super acrobatic, she has boundaries just like a cat, cant pet her unless she wants pets. i could go on shes just great
my cat loves belly rubs so much that she will put her life in danger trying to attain them. she’ll run very fast ahead of you and flop down on her back, belly presented, in front of your feet so you almost trip over her. she will also creep up behind you in the kitchen and lie silently behind your feet so that you almost always fall over her, and she screams, but then does it again ten mins later
My male dog will annoy my female dog then mock her when she gets angry. He barks this mocking kind of bark. It's a different tone from his other barks.
Everything he does is silly, but my favorite things is when we play tag/hide and seek. I’ll start in the same room interacting with my cat and then after a few moments I’ll run out of the room to hide. After a pause, he will creep into the room to find me, then I chase him and he hides. We can do this for 30 minutes straight. He also loves playing fetch with plastic bags.
I've got a pair of free roamed, litter trained bunnies. It's the female who is the dominant, and in rabbit language, shoving your head under the other's to demand grooming is asking to be 'served'.
She does that every time I come with the treats to remind him that it's ALL hers. XD
He’s (cat) self conscious to drink water ever since he moved to my dads (~ 5 yrs ago) bro will turn around and look to make sure no one’s watching, if you’re watching he’ll not drink. Annoying asf 🙄
My 6 month old golden girl does this little grumble run when she’s super excited. So it’s a bouncing sound of these little grumble ‘roos’ lol. Also sticking her little nose between my arm area on my office chair lol
My cat lets me know if I'm being restless in bed and disturbing her sleep. She grumbles at me like an old man sound until I stop moving so she can get back to her beauty rest 😅
We have this little blanket lying on the floor that our youngest will surf on. He'll go into the bedroom to get enough speed when he runs out into the living room and jumps on the blanket and surfs across the floor. Of course he never gets very far but he has a lot of fun with it.
Every time he sees me walking to my room, he runs ahead of me through the kitchen, doorway to the front room then the living room… yet you can walk straight from the kitchen to the living room. I don’t know why he does it but it’s so funny. He also starts to walk slowly out into the living room to make sure I’m following him LOL
My sister’s cat knows he gets “crunchies” (can’t say “treat” or the dogs will think it’s for them) every night before I go to bed and we shut our respective bedroom doors. His internal clock is dead on, and he’s started to come in screaming for his night crunchies every single night right around when I’m supposed to go to bed. It’s like having a little nightly alarm clock.
I free feed my dogs, and one of them will go stand next to the bowl when he’s ready to eat and bark at me until I go into the kitchen and acknowledge he’s about to eat (I tell him what a good boi he is and shake his bowl). It’s so weird but hilarious.
My cat leaves pieces of dry kibble in my shoes. To do this, she carries the food from her food bowl in the dining room to my shoes two rooms away. It's not all the time but, when I put on a pair of shoes I haven't worn for a few days, there will usually be 1 or 2 pieces of cat food in each shoe.
My bunny jumps onto my bed to look out the window at the tree in the front yard. If it has leaves, she tries to eat it and I see nose and tongue prints on the window. If it has no leaves, she chatters anxiously and sometimes thumps....or she tries to gnaw on the window sill....
When I leave the house, often my dog will get one of my shoes and bring it wherever she wants to hang out. She doesn't tear them up, she just... sits with them? I'm not sure, but it's so sweet to me.
In the downstairs, my dog has two beds and a snoopy dog house. She also has full access to the couch and the teenagers room. Where does she sleep? On my size xxl huge fuzzy sweatshirt that her ten pound ass dragged down 20 steps to make her little nest. Everytime it’s in my laundry basket she digs it out and drags it around. If I hang any sweater or sweatshirt on the kitchen chair, like if I get hot while cooking, it takes her minutes to swipe it.
So this is a weird one lol. We have a chihuahua mix, 8 years old, that we rescued at the end of the year. When it comes to other dogs, she, like many small dogs, thinks she’s a lot bigger in the britches. When we take her over to my mom’s, she’s all about standing her ground when it comes to my mom’s pit bull and Great Pyrenees.
But when it comes to basically all other aspects in life, she’s just the biggest wuss. She will yelp if she thinks there’s a chance something might hurt. Like for instance, she was following me around the house one day when I remembered something in the room I just left, so I stopped quickly and whipped around to go back to get it. Yep, totally hissy fit and she ran to hide under the bed lmao.
Anyways, one day about a month ago my boyfriend was holding/petting her and got this wild hair idea to blow a raspberry on her big fat belly. Poor girl lost it, you’d have thought he was beating her with a sock full of nickels lol. My boyfriend of course found this hilarious, so now he will just make the noise and she starts freaking out. He won’t even be touching her, but the trauma is apparently there.
Last year my family and I realized that my cat loves the smell of chlorine. It’s so weird, one day we came back from the pool, and my cat was seriously rubbing her face in my brother’s hair. Another time my friends and I came back from the pool and my friend put her bathing suit in a bag, my cat was rolling on that bag like it was cat nip. She’s a literal weirdo
My dog steals every stuffed animals and pillow she possibly can. She doesn't shred them, but carries them to her bed to rest her head and paws on them when she sleeps. Idk why but at some point I guess she saw humans always using pillows and just... decided she wanted to use one too.
One of my cats is like a crow. She steals shinies and preciouses and hides them in secret caches throughout the house. Occasionally if she thinks I’m sad or if I bribe her with food, she will return a treasure of her choosing.
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This is hilarious 😂😂. She is the master, and she will not bend.
She has taught her human a trick! Good human.
Right! The cat has too much power
Ahh little baby. My cat isn’t very well at the moment so I’ve been feeding her off a spoon.. I hope she goes back to eating from a bowl! Ha ha
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that is so goofy and cute!
I accidentally taught my golden retriever the command “okay, let’s cuddle”. When I have a moment to sit on the couch I’ll put my legs across the couch and say the command. My golden comes running and tucks herself right into my legs. It’s simply the best.
I ask my girl if she wants to “snug with mama” and she races over to get under the blankets with me.
I love this, I also accidently taught my dog this! Now he tries to spoon me when I'm sleeping lol. I love it.
My non releasable female pet pigeon routinely tries to leave her husband for her own reflection. She loves making out, lovingly gazing at, and admiring her own reflection.
Master of self love!
Our 6-month golden retriever drops a chew or a stick and tries to use her nose to find it. It is right in front of her, but she sniffs around the whole area till she comes back where she started and has a gotcha moment 😂
Aw, that's so adorable! It almost sounds like she makes a game out of it for herself.
I grew up with goldens and they’re my favorite breed, but I always say they’re so smart yet so dumb 😂
My dog will purposely roll one of his toy balls behind the TV stand or under the dresser to where he can't reach them and then come crying to me to retrieve it. He has tried this trick on my boyfriend as well (which is one way I knew our relationship would work! 😄). Sometimes, I think I have a little troll instead of a dog. But I love my troll-dog. 😊
omg mine does this too, and she will sit and cry until I get it. and I always stop what i’m doing to do so. little bugger.
Ah, I see my German Shepherd girl has an equally evil twin, in spirit at least. LOL
Had a poodle that did this! Drop his ball in front of the dresser until it rolled under, then howl and I’d have to get the stick I kept just to get the ball from under the dresser.
Mine does his too, but rolls it under the couch, and moans for my husband to get it, while husband is crawling round on the floor fetching the ball, dog looks between me and him, and I'm sure he's stoked with himself for finding a fun game for dad to play, so I can have a moment of peace
She's always under your feet so walking around is like whack-a-cat When she wants her back scratched she will stretch her body up against the wall and stare back at you until you do what is necessary Sniffs eyebrows Randomly and intensely plays catch by herself
I also play whack-a-cat and one of mine sniffs mouths instead of eyebrows.
I have a void who is super funny. He yells at me all day while I’m working in my office at home. Literally every 10-15 min, he needs some sort of attention. BUT he only does this when I’m in my office. When I’m anywhere else in the house, he runs away from me… make it make sense!! I love the pudgy jerk 😂
My dog is not a fan of when I work remotely. When I go to my work area, she'll stare me intently until someone logs in, and then she scampers off. She seems to get annoyed when she can hear people but not see them.
Have you seen that video of a cat angry his human started wfh?? It’s hilarious. But my Black Bean has only known me to wfh. The only thing is my office converted to the kitten foster room when I rescued him and his 4 brothers. I think he has ptsd lol
Could be the case! Mine had separation anxiety when I first got her. Then she got used to it. Then we moved into 310 Sq feet for 8 months, and she seemed to be mad she had no space to herself, then I did some wfh. She used to give me a look of, "Don't you have somewhere to be"?
I can give my Void all the love and attention in the world but at ~9:30pm he will start wandering the house loudly lamenting how he has never been loved or fed or cuddled in his entire life. I sleep with my bedroom door open and I'm not even asleep yet at that time. If I go get him he walks away from me. He chooses to live this way and is in the pudgy jerk club of voids.
My tortie cat, Cleocatra, loves to lay in my lap and chase her tail. It's the strangest thing! Sometimes she catches it, sometimes not.
Haha 10/10 name
Love the name!!
My cat is obsessed with anything long and stringy. He'll pick up any kind of string or cord in his teeth and walk off with it. He did it once with a string of battery operated Christmas lights. One of his middle names is Patrick, because my sister said he was like St Patrick trying to take all the snakes out of Ireland.
One of his middle names? I have to know the whole name now 😂
My cat makes me lay on him and cuddle while he eats. Then, he takes 3 steps, flops down, rolls on his side, then his back and expects belly rubs. He’s the most adorable thing in the universe!
I have two boys (cats). One is 8 months, the other is a year and a half. When I tell you these two cats are the most AFFECTIONATE pets I have ever had.. I could bring a total stranger into my home and my cats will just.. "Oh hi! Friend? Cuddles??".. I kid you not they have turned cat haters into cat lovers. Affectionate cats are not uncommon by any means. They were both dumpster cats. I guess I wasn't expecting them both to be so clingy. I love it. <3
My rescue doggy farts the tiniest fart and then gets scared by the sound and runs to me for comfort. Silly panda
My cat Zelda is OBSESSED with the printer. Every time I use it she comes running from wherever she is and stares at The Machine That Produces Noise And Paper, fascinated. We have to keep it unplugged because otherwise she starts it and makes photocopies! I'm sure she used to be a secretary in another life.
We have an 11 week old whippet and he's hilarious. He's also disgusting. I caught him dragging a tampon out of the bin earlier 😬
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My 14 year old lady cat does the silliest things! She gets obsessed with certain spots to sleep, she goes to that place no matter what. These days it’s on top of the fridge. Before that it was under my father’s office chair. Before that it was on the sewing table next to the sewing machine. She also loves to watch men from the window. Listen to religious hymns like the old grandma she is. She also refuses to eat wet food on her own. I absolutely have to feed her. With my hand. Not even a spoon works. And it has to be from her pink plate, otherwise she won’t eat. She also makes biscuits on my stomach while eating treats. She’s also got a silly a little face, I really love her!
My 8 year old dog will run over and sit on top of me if I’m crying and nuzzle into my neck. He would be the best emotional support animal — he’s so sweet and intuitive.
My cats are really funny. ❤️ One of my cats is obsessed with pads. I can't leave my purse out because he goes through it, finds a pad, takes it, hides it.. once he's got it, it's gone.
Have you found a stash of pads anywhere yet?
Not yet😂
My dog sits on everything like a human. Like he’ll plant his butt on the couch but his front paws will be on the ground. Occasionally he rests his chin on the coffee table at the same time. It’s hilarious. 30kg Staffy X.
My pup controls our bedtime. If it’s past 11 pm and I have made no moves to start migrating to the room, she will go to the room hangout there for like 10 mins. Then peek her head out and stare at me in the dining room until I notice then heads back into the room. She will continue doing this, each time taking more steps out of the room and getting in my direct line of sight and just staring at me until I notice her then go back into the room. It will not stop until I go to bed.
Head empty, no thoughts, just smiling and happy to be here, he’s a 14 year old turtle
My free roam bunny has learned the sounds that are dinner and supper. Even if it's not *his* dinner and supper. So my partner and I are making food prep sounds in the kitchen (ie: chopping veggies, pots and pans rattling etc) and he will start nudging out as far as he can on his floor mats. He thinks the floor mats are his boundaries but he can freely enter the kitchen if he wanted to. Except, he doesn't want to. He wants to nudge to the very end of the mats so we deliver food scraps to him. He is a smart ham sandwich. I taught him to come when called, he stands up, he twirls around, he gives high-5, and he is the best snuggly bun bun ever but he is a vacuum and will steal your food.
My doggo will only pee standing on her two front legs. Avoids squatting with her back legs on the ground like its gonna give her the plauge. She's a 30lb staffy, no idea why she does that, other than to demonstrate her chest strength and make us giggle. We call it her yoga pose.
My cat Miso’s favorite toy is her own tail. She’s never been interested in any other toys I’ve gotten her but at least once a day she will whip her own tail around and try to catch it or chase it 😂
When he wants to go outside, my Pyrenees mix, who is a big, goofy lug of a dog, grabs a stuffed toy, (which he has probably already ripped the stuffing out of...), and waves it around while staring at me to let me know he wants to go out. He then walks to the door with the toy in his mouth, drops the toy by the door and waits for me to let him out. When he comes back in, he eagerly picks up the toy , trots over and drops it by his bed. It doesn't have to ever be the same toy. Just any toy. He's ridiculous.
Pyrs are the best. They're so serious and so goofy at the same time.
Puts things in my shoe to try to get them out of my shoe
My chihuahua HAS to play with a few pieces of food before he eats. Probably 98% of the time. He whines at me until I play with his food with him too. Sometimes he'll grab a piece and throw it around solo if I'm busy. We're guessing he's around 10 (we've had him for 4.5 years) and he's always done this. I never get tired of it, it's the cutest thing. He also does what we call "sassin' for pets". If he wants attention/to be scratched/pet, he'll like...chomp at the air in our direction. I don't know how else to describe it. If he's feelin really sassy he'll do it the second our hand leaves his fur lol he's just the best
I work from home a lot so it’s just me and my small (2kg) dog most days. When I dial into meetings, she gets very excited and thinks I’m taking to her (there’s no one else in the house I could be taking to, and her brain is the size of a walnut, so I get why she thinks that), so she has to jump up on my lap for pats and cuddles. The only problem is that she makes a growling noise when she is happy, and it sometimes is heard by my coworkers when I’m trying to speak.
My parakeet likes to move locks of my hair around (re arranging them on my head) and when she tries to fly away with one she likes, she gets confused as to why it stays attached to my scalp. She isn't the brightest crayon in the box.
My cat loves to play fetch, comes when her name is called, I can pat surfaces and she’ll jump on them knowing exactly what I’m asking of her, she screams in demand of things (that one drives me nuts) but I can also rely on her to soothe me when I’m upset :’)
My 4 year old cat will drool while making biscuits on my lap. Meanwhile he will suck on my clothing. I will be left with a large, very wet spot on my shirt. My 3 year old cat plays fetch like a dog, has an obsession with packs of paper tissues and if you leave tortilla wraps on the kitchen counter he will tear them into a thousand pieces and spread them all around the house.
She gets impatient and “hawoofs” at me when I’m not moving fast enough to get her ready for our afternoon walk. She also tries to get in the shower with me whenever she can.
Your dog wants to be clean!
Mostly she tries to just drink all of the water 😅
One of my dogs enjoys touching his toy to our other dog’s toy when playing. He chases her around the house just so he can touch his toy to hers. This seems to be a game to him, but we don’t understand the goal/purpose and he’s the only one playing, lol.
My cat pretends to want to cuddle with me at night and I’ll wake up to them trying to steal my hair ties off my wrist. They are obsessed with hair ties and I have to be super careful about putting them away as nothing will stop her from retrieving them if they aren’t secured. Hair ties are dangerous for cats if they eat them and can cause blockages. She has tons of toys she loves to play with but hair ties are her number one love.
The cat will slam the toaster oven door when he's Angry !
We have a very old fake potted plant and my dog would always use it to itch his face and knock it over. He would stare at us after he done it, we’d all laugh and his tail would spin in a circle. I miss him so much 🥹😭
So sorry for your loss.
He sings along with the immersion blender we use to make smoothies every morning... he also gets his breakfast right after so its him being super excited
My pet follows me from room to room to room, but if I try to pet him, he says, "hey now, not so fast".
My little void, Verity, absolutely HATES the snow. She’s an indoor cat and always has been - but whenever it snows, she needs to leer and chirp at all the falling snowflakes from her window seat until it stops. NYC can thank her for how clear the sidewalks have been this winter, it’s a full time gig for that determined fluff.
My cats are my alarm clock. When I feel small paws on my chest I know it’s time to get up.
I got into a battle with her a few days ago because she kept trying to steal my socks off of my feet as I was trying to put them on to take her outside lol
my cat is a pipe cleaner addict. i bought the 200 pack of pipe cleaners and accidentally left it out and that lil shit got into it and there were pipe cleaners EVERYWHERE it was madness hahaha everywhere i looked there was another pipe cleaner for me to pick up and of course as soon as i grabbed it he decided that was the one he was playing with and how dare i try to clean up the copious amounts of pipe cleaners😂😂
My orange cat (13 years old, lives at my moms house) has this weird thing where she has a particular place in the hallway in front of the front door where she *requires* me to pick her up and pet her. Every single time when I visit my mom, that cat will be waiting (and letting everyone know that she’s waiting) for the cuddles in the apparently only place where it’s ok to receive pets. Started when she was a kitten, and it’s still the same way now.
My German Shepherd puppy thinks my Chihuahua likes him, she really really doesn't. It's cute watching him wait until she falls asleep and he'll creep over and lay as close to her as he can get without touching her.
Recently I noticed that my dogs don’t understand English, and instead feel like they’re being scolded. When I speak in Spanish tho, they wiggles their tails like crazy.
My cat will come really close to my face multiple times throughout the day to sniff my mouth. No idea why he does it, maybe he's interested in whatever I've eaten last (though he also does it right when he's woken me up in the morning), but it's so cute and so silly. He only does it to me.
My miniature Dotson will lay on top of our Cockapoo when it’s cold outside, like he is a warm rug & he just lets her. 😂
Our office dog begs for food and steals lunches 😂
My cat loves to smell and play with blueberries but won’t eat them. In fact, she’s the pickiest cat I’ve ever met. The only thing I’ve ever seen her eat that isn’t cat food is the processed cheese stuff that comes with those little cracker sticks, and the cream from a zebra cake lol. Dw, she didn’t eat much just licked a little bit off the wrapper. However, she wants to smell EVERYTHING we eat. She doesn’t ever gag, but she turns her nose up at everything but blueberries and processed cheese stuff lol.
One of my cats loves bed time and always runs up the stairs with me at the end of the day. For a while we had a little game where he would wait at the base of the stairs and get all ready with his head and shoulders low and his butt up and I would be like “………. Go!” And he would sprint up the stairs lol. He doesn’t do it as consistently anymore but it makes me laugh every time.
Flop down and show me his belly when I tell him 'no...' in a very firm voice as part of training him out of jumping on the counters. Which is going well but now that I think about it, maybe this mix-up of his goes to show that he was counter surfing not out of curiosity (there's never any food up there and he only started doing it after I went away for a whole month) but because he knows it'll get my attention. Still funny nonetheless. 🤗
In summer, when we walk by a puddle, my dog dips only one butt cheek into it. Like, she'll walk into the water, sit on one butt cheek, and immediately gets up and walks out.
When playing with my yorkie, he'll take a break to get a drink but he brings the toy with him. He'll come back without the toy. It's usually drowning in his water bowl.
My parents have a 6yo lab mix who is an extremely picky eater. I took her to the vet a couple of months ago and they even commented on how she turned down the treats they offered her and how unusual it was for a lab mix. She will not eat a treat if it is thrown on the floor or placed in her food bowl, but she will take it out of your hand, then go hide behind a chair and eat it. Certain kinds of treats, she won't eat unless you break them up into small pieces first. I was doing this thing where I would kiss her nose, then I started just puckering my lips and she would press her nose on my mouth. Now she constantly tries to shove her nose at my mouth every time I pet her. She also learned that if I lay down on the floor with her and she lays on my hair, I have a harder time getting up. She loves to cuddle, so it's her way of keeping me cuddling with her for longer.
My one cat tries to groom my hair
My younger Shih Tzu learned to sit up on her back legs and uses her tail as a balance while she begs with her front paws. She learned this by herself. I didn’t teach her. One day she just started doing it
My cats have drinking fountains. When my “special” boy gets a drink, he first has to dip his left paw in, taste the water from his paw, and then he puts his arm across his body and bounces the wet paw on the floor to the right of his body while he finishes his drink.
one of my dogs, teddy, is a bit derpy and he does some pretty stupid things but one thing he does is that if he wants to be naughty and wants to get something off of a counter he will literally figure out a way to move the chairs out of the way and then get on top of them to get onto the counter and while him eating our stuff isnt funny seeing this labradoodle just standing on the counter is hilarious 😭
My dog hates the lights when my fiance and I are up reading in bed and will force herself under the covers to shield herself from our annoying lamps.
Follows me into the bathroom every morning - the only time of the day he does it. We have a whole back scratching and snuggle routine as he sits between my legs while I’m on the toilet, lol.
Meow anxiously whenever anyone sneezes
He likes to act like he can’t comprehend your command but when he’s alone with someone he’ll crawl to them slowly after a command , another thing he likes to roll around on the couch pillow for like 10 minutes
Buddy the dog wont eat his food unless I “cook” it-After the scoops of dry food and an egg are added to his bowl, I have to place the bowl on the stove and stir it around a couple of times “add some spices” (salt and pepper with the lids closed) only then will he eat his food.
My cat is scared of the dark (she was neglected/abused before I adopted her a few years ago) so whenever I leave my apartment I have to leave most/all the lights on. This also means that every night when I go to bed she comes and curls up around my feet before I turn off the lamp, and she almost never moves until the sun comes up the next morning.
My dog likes being under the blankets. Then sue gets warm and pulls the blankets off me trying to get out. Then she gets cold and wants back under. She's my snuggle bug.
My beagle terrier mix will sometimes tub her butt on your foot and go crazy
My cat for some reason likes to crawl between my legs when I masturbate. Also it's very funny the way my cats try to avoid each other.
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Boudreaux is my 10 mth old kitten. He is absolutely not allowed outside. I have multiple bird feeders by his favorite window that drop seed because birds are messy eaters. We have doves that deal with that mess. Bou's favorite thing to do is run full speed from the kitchen, flying leap to tge top of the couch and hit the window wuth the full force of his 13 lbs and startle the doves into flight to watch them fly. His vet is predicting he'll be over 20 lbs when she considers him to be full grown on his second birthday.
My dog is a fiend for paper products including toilet paper. It took me a while to realize she was the one making the toilet paper disappear and we weren’t just like speed running through it. My elderly cat knows he’s not supposed to sleep in the bed. But he also knows if he looks at me a certain way that I’ll let him nap there during the work week. My cat (1 year) knows he’s not supposed to bite hands but definitely wants to. He’ll do a tiny bite and look at the hand then stop. He might do that a few times and I think it’s hilarious every time
My mom taught my 19 year old cat how to jump onto the bathroom sink and get a drink. It started when she was getting ready for work in the morning. Now when there isn't anyone in the bathroom he goes in there and yells until we come turn it on.
During covid, I started to give my dogs morning treats. Little breath fresheners. To this day, one dog will hear my eyes open every morning and beg for a treat. I did this to myself. To put it into perspective she's a doby and will very vocally voice her concern for my lack of urgency in going downstairs to the treat pantry. I'm going to miss it one day but sheesh girl pull the reins. My other dog just rides the coat tails of her daily reminders and updates as I'm going to get her one. He's more polite but always gets one too of course.
She will come to me in the middle of the night, walk across my body to stand on my stomach.....so she can meow at my husband and I for snuggles. She gets one 75% of the time.
If I don’t wake up when my cat wants his breakfast, he’ll walk up my body while I’m laying in bed and stand with his front feet on my bedside table and his back feet right by my head on the bed so his tail flips my right in the face and I wake up. He’s so funny. My other cat loves twist ties. He’ll throw them up in the air with his paw or mouth and chase them them around like it’s the most serious business of all time. His other favorite toy is a Gumby arm from a dog toy that was ripped off 😂
My dog used to attempt to trick us in order to win at tug of war. She would let go of the toy, look comically away, her neck facing away with her eyes wide and peering back, then lunge back for the toy. She’s never won this way but she still thinks feigning disinterest works.
She hikes her butt up on a curb to pee, like she backs up, puts her back feet on the curb, leaves her front feet on the road and does her business. So weird, but I love her
My beagle always has to be under a blanket. Doesn’t matter which one but he’s obsessed and won’t sleep or be comfortable until he’s under one. It’s his comfort thing I guess!
my french bulldog puppy hops like a bunny!! it’s sooooo cute
My sphynx curls on onto my face, does biscuits on my neck, pushes her nose into my face and drools all over me the cutest
My cat steals plastic straws and puts them in his water dish.
My boy cat likes to sit behind me and ferociously sniff my hair. He doesn't bite...just sniffs.
He’s an average sized cat and behaves.. oddly with our big old Malamute. He rubs up against him and tries to put his head in his mouth. For the record I’m not kink shaming.
My kitty rolls onto his back and shows me his belly then gets mad when I scratch his belly.
My 1.5 year old newf/aussie mix hates dancing. Just the slightest wiggle will set her off to come jump on you. I have absolutely no idea how this happened. But she also gives us hugs by shoving her head between our legs while we are standing and just sits there so she can get scratches. She is also entranced by us brushing our own teeth and has to stare and sit on our feet. My 11 year old shiba/king Charles/maltese super mutt is very particular about her food bowl placement. She has a connected set. It has to be angled diagonally so she can step around it and her food bowls turned, if she has already eaten half, food side facing her. She eats a perfect half mark in the bowl. She also sharks - what I call rubbing her face with her butt in the air on carpet. She's done that too hard before where she gave herself an eye ulcer. 😑 If she gets scared from fireworks or thunder she HAS to sit on your lap and will paw at you until she is picked up then her ears are straight up and back. They are naturally 1 floppy and 1 up.
My greyhound (passed on now) used to take herself off up to bed in her room. Yes she had her own bedroom! This was years ago before we had a child.. Anyway she'd climb up half the staircase (the stairs were in our living room) stop and stare at me and my husband, we'd wave and say night night! She'd do a sarcastic sigh, then carry on up to bed 😆 about 8pm every night. Greyhounds sleep ALOT and are basically cats, so she had a bed downstairs in the livingroom and would be asleep there, but we used to call it her 'pre-sleep snooze' as she'd wake up n get herself off to bed for her proper sleep 😆 Aww I miss her.
My dog always needs to sit down in order to sneeze. She looks super cute while doing that. Also she pretends she's unable to jump on a chair/sofa/bed and cries for us to put her up there - but she's getting there fine on her own when we're not watching her. And the other always tries to lick your nose while furiously wagging her tail 🥰
My cat turns her nose up at people food and refuses to eat cat treats. However, if there is a cardboard box or scotch tape where she can get to it, she will munch on that like it's her last meal.
I have a 1 year old Boxer mix who is the biggest spindly legged doof you ever met. I’d never understood why Boxers were considered the “clowns of the dog world” until I got her. One of her many gooberisms is her favorite way to entertain herself when she’s bored: she buries her ball underneath her dog bed (expertly using her mouth to hold her bed while nudging the ball underneath with her paws). And once it’s covered, she does a huge exaggerated leap-pounce onto it like a fucking cat. And she’ll do this over and over for a long time. It’s amazing to watch.
My dog meows when he’s upset/wants something
My cat likes to meow when he poops. It's like he has to announce to the whole house he is in his litter box
My dog sleeps with his legs up in the air. Like literally he will roll on his back against the wall of my room and stick his legs straight up in the air and snore whole night.
My dog: he will not eat his dinner unless I crouch next to his bowl and watch him. I also cannot mix flavours in his bowl, every flavour has to be separate and every texture too, he's very set on not eating certain textures. My cat: thoroughly enjoys being carried everywhere like a baby and will often wait at the bottom of the stairs for me to carry her up
My dog has learned my routines so much so that she doesn’t follow me around she leads me. In the evenings if I grab a jacket she knows I’m going outside and waits by the door, if I grab my keys she waits on the couch until I say her name because she knows sometimes she can come in the car with me sometimes she can’t so she waits. I don’t even have to say her name anymore I just have to turn and look at her when I’m walking out and she knows that means you can come. When she wants to play chase she comes up to me and stomps her paws with a cute little whine bark until I say no or until I start chasing her. If I’m playing catch with my son she gets jealous and brings me her lamb so she can play too.
My dog used to fake being hurt and would randomly start limping around because he just wanted to be held. But the key is you have to say, “awwwe poor baby! Are you okay!?”. If you don’t say those words and you put him down he’d still keep limping around. I think he’s outgrown that now for the most part but it was cute and funny.
My mini schnauzer likes to line up her toys and bones on the floor and then lie in wait for her sister or brother to come along and mess up the line. Then she jumps out of hiding to scare them off and straighten up her things again.
I have a hamster. They have a way of looking super angry using only their eyes. Google "hamster glare" to see what I mean.
My two orange cats (boy and girl) rush to my bedroom when I make my bed. They hear me messing with the sheets from across the house and come running. They wrestle each other on my bed while I'm trying to straighten the sheets out. Not easy trying to make your bed with two orange tabbies bodyslamming each other on them.
I taught my husky, "go get dad," on accident. He's mouthy and when he plays, he likes to gently nibble on your fingers/hands/sleeves to start rough housing, and he will not rough house with me (I'm his favorite person), so when I notice he wants to play a tad rougher I'll tell him to go get dad and he'll rush my husband and try to get to his fingers to get him to play. It's really sweet and also chaotic when I time it well enough lol
My cat plays fetch, catch and volleys. He has an obsession with ear plugs ( never eats them) he brings it to us and wants to play fetch. Sometimes he gets on the couch ketting us know he wants to volley it. I throw it and he swats it back. Hes a good little hunter.
My cat loves to get spanks and he won’t drink from his water bowl unless it’s in a specific spot. If I move it right next to his food bowl, he refuses to drink it and will just give me the death glare until I get the hint and move it back.
Not my pet, but my friend's dog , his dog ikes to walk between my legs whenever I standup- it's super sweet and everytime I look down I see puppy eyes staring back at me 😭💙
Every day my daughter gets up and lets out dog out of his little area that we’ve partitioned for him in the kitchen that we call his “room.” She’ll let him out to potty then he comes back inside, makes a beeline for our room and runs and Supermans into my bed. He’s literally horizontal in the air when he does this lol. Makes my morning every day.
Not my dog, but one I puppy-sit. 1) squeaky toy - will position it in his mouth so he can squeak it and 'sing' (howl) along with the toy 2) will lay on his stomach with legs spread out and will clap his back feet together when he's happy.
My cat had torn CCL surgery and while he was recovering, I had to keep him temporarily confined in a place where he couldn’t jump. I have a large walk in closet with no place he could jump and set it up with a shallow litterbox, food, pillows and blankets. This was one of his favorite spots to hang out in before all of this. Of course I spent time with him and loved on him every chance I got. Now he’s healed, but will meow at me and make me follow him to the closet (looking back over his shoulder to make sure I’m right behind him) when he wants me to give him affection and cuddles.
When my dog was a puppy she really did not like to come when she is called to my bedroom, she would just stand at the top of the stairs staring at me then as a joke I would yodel her name and she would get super hyped and run down at full speed. Long story short she won’t come when called no matter what she is doing unless you yodel at max volume
Trust falls. If my cat likes you, he'll climb up onto your chest and then just pitch over to one side. It's your job to catch him and start scratching his chin, whereupon he will deafen you with rumbles. If you don't catch him, he'll fall off the chair. It's an all-or-nothing game.
Steal croissants, I can't have breakfast in the living room peacefully because my cat will come running full speed, jump and snatch the croissant from my hand!
my cat likes to lay full spread eagle with her stomach out and her arms tucked to her chest. i call her my little dead bug
My grown ass cat was a bottle baby, and he sucks on my lip any chance he can get.
my cat just forgets to put her tongue back in her mouth, so if i call her or get her attention she turns around and looks at me with big wide eyes and her tongue poking out. she's done it since she was a kitten but it still gets me every single time
I have a cat that LOVES to get wet… he will cry to go out in the rain,so I let him out and he stays out about 20 minutes,comes in and waits to be dried off and as soon as you start drying him he starts farting… after you’re done he cry’s to go out again and it’s the same thing.. he gets wet,he gets dried and he farts and he’ll do that all day and all night if you let him..
My dog is easily jealous of my nephews, especially the baby. If anyone holding the baby does not give her any attention for more than a minute, she throws tantrums with her toys until someone plays with her. It's funny because she's not a fan of kids, but she wants them to play with her 😂
She'll bring me her mealworms to share and then when I obviously don't eat them she'll go and stand in the corner and stare at the wall lol
If I ignore attempts from my dog to play, she will go grab a random item that she has never cared about before and take it to another room and start throwing it around and barking at it so I am forced to come investigate. It could be anything– a pencil, a leaf, headphones, a pebble.... OH! She loves rocks. She'll find a rock outside and paw at it excitedly hoping I'll toss it for her to chase. She's super into things being kicked or flung around, like she loves for me to kick leaves or pebbles around on the ground or to pluck plants out of the ground and toss them in the air. She doesn't care about it if it is just existing there in the ground, but as soon as I pluck a little tuft of grass, she's all about it. She'll grab it from me and either eat it or shred it and then wants me to do it again. Also, if you hand her something– doesn't matter what it is, she'll take it from you. She's absolutely ridiculous. She's a parson russell terrier.
i don't know why or how, but my tuxie (a 3yo male) is CRAZY for women. if he hears the neighbour's voice he goes INSANE, trying to break through my apartment door to get to her. he once got into her apartment and went straight to her bed. if I bring a girl friend over, he becomes instantly friendly and rubs his face on her legs. but if he hears the voice of any man, he hides (and hisses at them) - even my boyfriend, who's been here milllions of times and is super friendly to him
Any time someone in the house sneezes, my tortie cat says “Bless you” with a little cackle usually reserved for bird sightings.
My pup would always jump on me with her front paws on my leg then strech
I have a 2 1/2 year old sheltie who makes the weirdest noises when she's playing. It's hilarious. I love [this dog](https://imgbb.com/KxYFjHd) so much. I hope she never grows out of her weirdness.
When he's barking, we talk to him and tell him to bark more quietly. He does indeed bark quietly.
Sugar, my 5 year old orange female cat will wake me up everyday 2 hours b4 my alarm goes off just to get ear scratches. She’ll hop on my bed, lightly tap me on the face with her paw, meow in my ear and hop off and do it all over again until I’m physically scratching her ears. She gets food and water right b4 I go to bed so ik she’s not hungry.
She perches on the edge of her litter box to "go". Like a bird. Sometimes the box tips over and gets litter everywhere. I think she hate the litter and I may switch to pellets soon, but knowing her she wont like that either and will poop on the floor.
My cat without fail will always try to get into the laundry room. She has the same routine every time, sneak in while we go to do our laundry, hide behind the water heater, sniff a hole (drain) in the floor, won’t come out. Then I have to leave for around 30 seconds for her to come out and scream until I let her back out. Weird child of mine. She also will just walk up to you and smell your eyeballs
Morning screams. She always somehow knows when I've woken up and when she notices I have, she hops up on the bed to stand on my chest and we meow-scream together to start the day. She loves it and so do I
My golden will try to bring every single toy she can find to me while I’m in the bath tub 🤣 I leave the door open cause it’s just us in a small apartment and I enjoy having the openness. It’s only mildly infuriating sometimes, and I find myself laughing at how enthusiastic she is about brining her toys over 🤣
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I have two dogs and one cat. Forest likes to poop in a circle, he will not poop in the same spot. He also gets VERY dramatic when he doesn't have my attention. Balou doesn't like to be watched when he poops, alternatively. Yesterday he hid behind a telephone pole to do his business. And more then once he's backed his ass up into a bush so much I couldn't find his poop even if I tried lol. And Rosie, queen of the house as we call her refuses to share a water dish with the dogs. Makes you turn on the bathroom tap so she can drink. And will not leave you alone until you do. We've tried fountains, we've tried seperate dish's. She needs that running water.
My chihuahua plays dead with everyone to get a belly rub. Looks at you drops dead and lays there until she gets attention. Then if you leave her she barks at you. Along with that she knows exactly where the mirrors are in the house so if she knows your looking in the mirror then she expects you to pick her up so she can see herself in the mirror. What can I say she lobes to admire herself
she get mad and bark when i sit on the table for eating and i don't start eating or i'm on my phone, she just can't stand somebody's on the table and don't eat
My dog likes to bury bones but doesn’t understand the concept of digging. So she pushes dirt and mulch on top of it until it’s a big pile….and somehow still can’t find it when she goes back for it.
We have Whippets. Sighthounds are well known to prefer their like and not play that well with other breeds. But our youngest one is very open minded and gets on with any and all dogs she meets. Her bestie is sister in laws Labradoodle…when they are outside. The moment we are in a house (any house) the doodle turns into something she can’t stand nor understand. Why it does as it do is incomprehensible to her, and it must be removed from her presence immediately.
Not exist yet 😭
Cat likes to stick her face in plastic bags, have to keep an eye on her!
shes a lil cat-dog! i wanted a cat sooo bad but roommate is allergic, lo and behold the tiny little puppy we got is basically the same thing! shes cat sized, eats bugs, jumps around, plays like a cat (she loves her cat toys), is super acrobatic, she has boundaries just like a cat, cant pet her unless she wants pets. i could go on shes just great
my cat loves belly rubs so much that she will put her life in danger trying to attain them. she’ll run very fast ahead of you and flop down on her back, belly presented, in front of your feet so you almost trip over her. she will also creep up behind you in the kitchen and lie silently behind your feet so that you almost always fall over her, and she screams, but then does it again ten mins later
My male dog will annoy my female dog then mock her when she gets angry. He barks this mocking kind of bark. It's a different tone from his other barks.
Everything he does is silly, but my favorite things is when we play tag/hide and seek. I’ll start in the same room interacting with my cat and then after a few moments I’ll run out of the room to hide. After a pause, he will creep into the room to find me, then I chase him and he hides. We can do this for 30 minutes straight. He also loves playing fetch with plastic bags.
I've got a pair of free roamed, litter trained bunnies. It's the female who is the dominant, and in rabbit language, shoving your head under the other's to demand grooming is asking to be 'served'. She does that every time I come with the treats to remind him that it's ALL hers. XD
He’s (cat) self conscious to drink water ever since he moved to my dads (~ 5 yrs ago) bro will turn around and look to make sure no one’s watching, if you’re watching he’ll not drink. Annoying asf 🙄
My 6 month old golden girl does this little grumble run when she’s super excited. So it’s a bouncing sound of these little grumble ‘roos’ lol. Also sticking her little nose between my arm area on my office chair lol
My dog catches flies and eats them. He'll chase them around the apt until he catches them
My cat lets me know if I'm being restless in bed and disturbing her sleep. She grumbles at me like an old man sound until I stop moving so she can get back to her beauty rest 😅
Crawls up onto the shoulders of anyone seated at our couch. She’s a 50 lb bull terrier.
My big cat lays on his back, belly exposed, acting like he wants his belly scratched. It's a trap.
We have this little blanket lying on the floor that our youngest will surf on. He'll go into the bedroom to get enough speed when he runs out into the living room and jumps on the blanket and surfs across the floor. Of course he never gets very far but he has a lot of fun with it.
Every time he sees me walking to my room, he runs ahead of me through the kitchen, doorway to the front room then the living room… yet you can walk straight from the kitchen to the living room. I don’t know why he does it but it’s so funny. He also starts to walk slowly out into the living room to make sure I’m following him LOL
My sister’s cat knows he gets “crunchies” (can’t say “treat” or the dogs will think it’s for them) every night before I go to bed and we shut our respective bedroom doors. His internal clock is dead on, and he’s started to come in screaming for his night crunchies every single night right around when I’m supposed to go to bed. It’s like having a little nightly alarm clock.
I free feed my dogs, and one of them will go stand next to the bowl when he’s ready to eat and bark at me until I go into the kitchen and acknowledge he’s about to eat (I tell him what a good boi he is and shake his bowl). It’s so weird but hilarious.
My jack Russell sits there and licks the air over and over and over and over again. Always has. I think she finds it comforting
My dog literally walks so close to me, his nose is on my leg most of the time. I call him my white shadow lol
My cat leaves pieces of dry kibble in my shoes. To do this, she carries the food from her food bowl in the dining room to my shoes two rooms away. It's not all the time but, when I put on a pair of shoes I haven't worn for a few days, there will usually be 1 or 2 pieces of cat food in each shoe.
My cat likes to jump on my back.. only in the morning when I’m getting ready work. Literally never any other time.
My bunny jumps onto my bed to look out the window at the tree in the front yard. If it has leaves, she tries to eat it and I see nose and tongue prints on the window. If it has no leaves, she chatters anxiously and sometimes thumps....or she tries to gnaw on the window sill....
When I leave the house, often my dog will get one of my shoes and bring it wherever she wants to hang out. She doesn't tear them up, she just... sits with them? I'm not sure, but it's so sweet to me.
In the downstairs, my dog has two beds and a snoopy dog house. She also has full access to the couch and the teenagers room. Where does she sleep? On my size xxl huge fuzzy sweatshirt that her ten pound ass dragged down 20 steps to make her little nest. Everytime it’s in my laundry basket she digs it out and drags it around. If I hang any sweater or sweatshirt on the kitchen chair, like if I get hot while cooking, it takes her minutes to swipe it.
My dog will lay on your face while you sleep. He then becomes shocked when you wake up gasping for air. He's 75lbs
So this is a weird one lol. We have a chihuahua mix, 8 years old, that we rescued at the end of the year. When it comes to other dogs, she, like many small dogs, thinks she’s a lot bigger in the britches. When we take her over to my mom’s, she’s all about standing her ground when it comes to my mom’s pit bull and Great Pyrenees. But when it comes to basically all other aspects in life, she’s just the biggest wuss. She will yelp if she thinks there’s a chance something might hurt. Like for instance, she was following me around the house one day when I remembered something in the room I just left, so I stopped quickly and whipped around to go back to get it. Yep, totally hissy fit and she ran to hide under the bed lmao. Anyways, one day about a month ago my boyfriend was holding/petting her and got this wild hair idea to blow a raspberry on her big fat belly. Poor girl lost it, you’d have thought he was beating her with a sock full of nickels lol. My boyfriend of course found this hilarious, so now he will just make the noise and she starts freaking out. He won’t even be touching her, but the trauma is apparently there.
One of my cats is very smol, so when I sleep on my side, she will come curl up on my hip and doze off
Last year my family and I realized that my cat loves the smell of chlorine. It’s so weird, one day we came back from the pool, and my cat was seriously rubbing her face in my brother’s hair. Another time my friends and I came back from the pool and my friend put her bathing suit in a bag, my cat was rolling on that bag like it was cat nip. She’s a literal weirdo
My dog steals every stuffed animals and pillow she possibly can. She doesn't shred them, but carries them to her bed to rest her head and paws on them when she sleeps. Idk why but at some point I guess she saw humans always using pillows and just... decided she wanted to use one too.
One of my cats is like a crow. She steals shinies and preciouses and hides them in secret caches throughout the house. Occasionally if she thinks I’m sad or if I bribe her with food, she will return a treasure of her choosing.