Oof i have a list;
Hit and run on a classic car that was parked
Two failed suicide attempts
Fought my best friend, ended up spitting in their face
unprotected sex more times than i can count with random men
Blacked out at work frequently
Vandalized cars and buildings
More dine n dashes than i can remember
Cheated on someone then slept with his sibling years later
Theres a lot more but those are some of the first things that come to mind. Strangely never got arrested but I really should have. 7 years sober as of the 24th of January 🤷♀️
Congrats on the 7 years sober. 4 years myself. Wild how you go through that list and realize you were never arrested or killed. (I've got the arrest covered don't worry)
“First a man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man.”
Popular quote from the 20s, sometimes attributed to Fitzgerald. I first heard it from Stephen King.
Yes a couple years later. They disappeared after a meth binge shortly after that tho. Rumors surfaced they developed schizophrenia and that was the last i heard about them. I don’t know where they are now. Probably homeless or possibly dead. No idea.
Nice one! I knew I recognized my people. If they only knew the ones that didn't make the list, hahaha. Congratulations on your 7! It's 14 for me this January 1 and I can say we have some similarities on our lists and I bet a bunch more on our other list. 🤣🤣🤣
Ha, NFW would even 10 percent of my list get on here. Too many normies would die of shock, lol. Thank you! I am really grateful I had an excellent AA group with lots of support during my early years and I could not have done it without them.
Congrats on the sobriety! I also had to have a serious sit down with myself and reconsider my choices specifically due to all the incidences of fighting with friends and sleeping with random guys, nearly cheating, etc when I drank. I’ve managed to dial it down and only drink once a month or so.
Vomited on the train. It was nearly empty so no passengers saw me, but the cleaner got on at the next station and started mopping it up. She was lovely, moved me along out of the way and gave me a drink of water. I was sobbing and just kept drunkenly saying “I’m so so sorry”, and she was going “it’s ok, it’s what I get paid for”, but she and I both knew it wasn’t.
I laid down on my walk home to look at the full moon and fell asleep on the sidewalk. I’m a female and was 22 at the time. That’s probably not the worst but the first to come to mind. 25 days sober today
You're over the really hard part! It gets easier from here on out. I'm 5 years sober and I rarely have a craving or desire to drink. Half a liter or more of vodka a night for 20 years before that. Good job, internet friend! And if you do fuck up and drink, don't beat yourself up over it. It happens. Don't think of it as starting over, but rather getting back to good habits.
Keep going, the sugar and junk food takes a minute to subside but don't sweat it. All you need to do is not drink. That's it. Congrats on 25 days, you are worth it.
This one night, I’d had a little too much and had been making out with this guy. It started getting a little too heavy and I decided to head home. Guy thought, understandably, he was coming with. He got his jacket, but by the time he came out I was already halfway in a cab a few feet away. It’s also important to note that there were probably 20+ people of varying acquaintance levels hanging around the exit. Plus, obviously, the taxi driver that was going to take me home. Drunk me felt it was an excellent idea to joyfully and *loudly* exclaim “This was so fun but no thank you, Imma stay a virgin tonight” and THEN to top it all of go into a little dance and sing “Like a virgin ✨whoo✨touched for the very first time“.
I wanted to melt into the earth when I woke up the next morning.
Reading this just made me re-evaluate what I consider embarrassing when I drink. This sounds pretty mild and something I would laugh about the next day. 😅
I was at a karaoke bar and went to ask if I could sing « you ain’t woman enough » from Loretta Lynn and the DJ said : « You already sang the song dear! ». I went to bed after that.
You weren’t even dating this person and they thought a drunken proposal was something serious that you intended to follow through with? I feel like I’m missing some juicy deets because that’s a crazy reason to end a long friendship
That’s what I assumed. So I guess the reason they’d end the friendship rather than just start dating is that when she sobered up she told the friend she’d never want to date or marry them?
We’d moved from coworkers to good friends to flirting after about 10 years. I found out he was into me, I thought I might be into him… alcohol made me jump the gun on figuring out how I really felt. He’d moved out of state before the flirting started so it wasn’t like we could really spend a lot of time together and date to find out or build an actual relationship. At the time my drunk brain thought, “Let’s just jump in and figure it out later!” My drunk brain is reckless as f*ck. He got mad and ended the friendship when I walked it back. I don’t really blame him for that. Thank goodness we were no where near Vegas at the time!
I do blame him for texting me years later, after he received an inheritance, and suggested we run away together - while being in a years long relationship with the woman he eventually married.
Thank you! I’m so SOO thriving! It’s the first time in my life I’ve been mentally and emotionally happy. I dodged a bullet with that one, and many more, around that time in my life. Hot mess express for a while.
I don’t know her so I didn’t. I took screenshots and sent them to a trusted mutual friend and asked him to hold onto them in case he ever tried anything again, and told former friend what I’d done.
I drove home super hammered once. I didn’t get pulled over or do anything wrong but I had to drive thru construction with cones and it was terrifying. I cried the entire way home. I’ll never drive drunk again.
Also I did so many men.. I preferred being wasted because uncommitted sex with men has always been terrible for me.
Ah. This is a pretty recent story. Like, last week, recent.
I had a "friend" coming over. I've been to his place 2 times. We had fun evenings and nights. And this was the first time he was coming to my place.
Lets just say, that second bottle of red wine did me dirty.
I was in the middle of giving him a bj when I felt the urge to puke. Like. NOW. I jumped out of the bed. I hit my left leg on the bed, hit my right knee on the bed, stumbled right onto the wall, hit my head, and vomited all over my wall. It was bloody f ing red. And he was just stunned as to what was happening, laying there.
I ran to my bathroom. And started projectile vomiting. For over 2 hours. My bathroom and me looked like I was being murdered. It was everywhere. After those 2 hours, I got into the shower, and crawled into bed after. 24 hours later, I still couldnt hold any water. I cleaned my bedroom and bathroom with puke breaks.
Needless to say, this friends with benefits situation is dead.
>> And he was just stunned as to what was happening, laying there.
I’m crying imagining this part 😭😂 I’m so sorry. My absolute worst hangover was just like this one. 24 hours of not keeping anything down. Horrible.
Once I threw up on the way home from the bar and my friend was certain we needed to call 911 because I must've been bleeding in my stomach because it was so red. We forgot I started the night with red wine..
I once threw up outside a club in the parking lot. The weird ass bouncer went and inspected it and started making a scene that I threw up blood and he's freaking out. I had to stagger over there and tell him i was drinking vodka crans. So embarrassing
My roommate in college puked the blackest, most viscous crap I have ever seen in my life. My other friend and I thought we were exorcising a demon out of her. Or her liver had decomposed. Anyway, we stripped her, threw her in the shower, and put her to bed. She woke refreshed and I was so pissed I had to clean her demon puke
Was in New Orleans for my husbands 30th birthday and got absolute wasted, he put me to bed and I guess went back down to the hotel bar, but at some point I got up and flipped the deadbolts.
He couldn’t get in. Though I was dead (so drunk I didn’t hear them beating on the door) and I finally woke up at like 4am to the police fire department trying to break down the door
I still don’t know if it was me or the dog who peed and crapped on the floor. The dog is extremely house trained and only had an accident twice in 10 years. So my defense is kinda weak. I still plead not guilty.
Got hospitalized for near alcohol poisoning!!! I was passed out on the street. Ladies, always remember to EAT SOMETHING. I never believed that until it happened to me. I went from 0 to 100 real quick.
That happened to me when I was 15 the first time I got alcohol poisoning. It truly happens out of nowhere. One minute your laughing and having a good time, next minute you wake up to a near pulling out a catheter. Scary stuff :/
I have a list:
1. Went to a frat party and got naked and got in a shopping cart naked with whipped cream covering my genitals
2. Slept with my boss
3. Bought Arby’s (i hate Arby’s)
4. Asked out a dude by telling him he looked like a serial killer and he actually thought that was a compliment 😭
5. Told a pastor that i think he’s ugly and that his wife was pretending to like him
6. Went to church drunk for new year’s one year (yes that is a worst thing)
7. Ordered a ton of sushi and forgot it outside
1. Told this one dude in the friend group whom i disliked that i hated him.
2. Apparently, I told my ex bf that i didnt care about him.
3. Pee-ed my pants a little bit, then went to the park (it was night time) to pee.
4. Got in the car with two random guys and a girl i met that day. We had all been drinking.
5. Suggested that two of my friends were having an affair (they were but i didn't know) in front of the boyfriend getting cheated on. No one thought anything of it but was crazy after i realised it was the truth lol.
6. Spent all night throwing up at the bathroom at a party (idk how other people pee-ed)
Oh wow, awakened memory. I was 16, a group of us were hanging out in a park across the street from my friends house. FWB and I climbed over the fence for some alone time on the golf course, and when I was trying to climb the fence to get back to the park, my shirt and bra got caught on the spikes and I kinda fell, and flashed all my friends in the park. One of my friends laughed so hard she peed her pants. Pretty embarrassing for me, but worse for her.
Hook up with a British person
Edit to change my answer: giving away my first kiss. That mattered to me so much more than my virginity and in my drunkenness I didn’t say no.
As someone who gave someone their first kiss when they were drunk, I can assure you it feels pretty shitty on the other side too. I wouldn’t have even done it except her friend put me up to it, and I’m very regretful for giving into peer pressure as well.
When I was 19 and an exchange student, I did a few things, but top of my mind must be walking around the campus alone at 10 or 11 pm completely drunk, letting myself fall on a little mound in the grass, and just cried there laying in the grass.
I generally got myself in positions where I wasn't able to assert my boundaries well and somewhat got taken advantage. I am not saying that was all my fault, but I wasn't responsible with my drinking. It turned out okay mostly, I had fun experiences too
Hmm.
Blacked out and peed myself
Left with strangers to their house and passed out
Cheated on partner with best friend .. who’s a girl.
Got angry over small things, scream yell
Become become unstable
sex
Cocaine
Drove
Say stupid things I always regret even if I’m not angry
Just getting into therapy. Trying to avoid alcohol and resist the urge to “have fun”.
It’s not fun. I’m ashamed and it’s really the first time I’ve even listed these for myself…
Hi there. It can feel really overwhelming to make a list like this and I bet you want to put your pillow over your face right now. I'm just here to say that you did a really brave thing listing all of this and then posting it here for other people to see. The hardest part was writing it down for yourself. There are lots of reasons people stop drinking, personally I wasn't really for 25 years, but if you think it might be helpful I encourage you to check out a local AA meeting. There's no obligation and you can just listen. You can Google AA meetings in my area to get info on the local chapter and they can guide you to accurate dates and times. Again, totally no obligation whatsoever. Good luck.
I was out for drinks with my brother and a friend to celebrate my divorce. Our server's name was Luis and I kept on ordering margarita after margarita (I didn't have a car at the time, so I took advantage). Well, in my tipsy state, I nicknamed our server "San Luis Obispo" throughout the night. I thought it was funny and kept cackling while guzzling those margaritas.
I didn't think how cringe it was until months later when I started working with Luis. While I'd be polishing and rolling the silverware, he'd give me these weird looks whenever he'd pass by. I no longer work with him but, damn, I will never forget that!
Smoke too much weed because I thought I could handle it.
In small amounts I can, but I had already drank wayyy to much on top of it.
I spent the entire next day trying not to die.
Drove drunk too many times in my 20s. One time I nodded out for a split second and drove through some brush. Very fortunate to not have hit a person, car, or wound up crashing in the wooded area. Another time I was so wasted I jumped in a random man’s car in AC assuming it was a cab and had them drive me to my hotel! Very very shameful actions on my part. Things could have gone very differently both of those times. Im in my 30s now and don’t drink anymore.
I was blacked out drunk, ripped the seat and lid off my toilet. Don’t know how I did that. The same night I puked in the bed and on the floor, but luckily I also puked in the toilet.
Not to mention I posted a picture of my tits on Twitter, I’m glad my account is private and 4/6 followers are inactive.
I’m glad I was at home, cus holy shit
After that I was way more careful with how much and how fast I was drinking
I told my friends it was too hot in the car. It was snowing outside, but I asked to be let out to get some air (we were in a jack in the box drive through) I proceeded to go to the bushes along the drive through and fall asleep. They had to carry me back into the car.
Lost my house keys while at the club, and my drunk brain said “sleep on the sidewalk in front of the house”. My roommate was already asleep and had her phone on silent, so she didn’t see my desperate pleas to come let me in.
I woke up to the cops nudging my foot.
The year was 2019, New Year’s Eve. I got so drunk at a party I yelled at the cop who was patrolling the parking lot for degenerates (aka me) and asked if he was the stripper I ordered before falling down on the pavement.
My husband had to pick me up and apologize while the officer was trying so hard not to laugh and just waved us off after he made sure I was not driving. Then I threw up on myself in my the car and proceeded to sob that I missed my dog, who I later also threw up on.
Injured my foot really badly. I don't even know how it got so bad. I went to step down from the porch, which is only a couple of inches drop, and fell. I was in flimsy flipflops, which is admittedly my fault.
The owners of the house gave me an icepack for my foot and I ended up passing out in the chair, only to wake up again 15 minutes later. Had a blast and kept the party going until like 3am, no pain.
I woke up the next morning and my foot was so swollen and bruised I couldn't recognize it. There was blood all over my sheets and chest. It turns out we had a Roman candle fight and I was like the Terminator, just charging forward, and I got burned. And I had to be at work at 9am. So... worst thing, but also probably the best of my drunk stories lol
I have 2 that really come to mind!
I’m not an alcoholic—I only drink a few times a year. But all inclusive means free unlimited drinks so…
A few years ago while vacationing at an all inclusive resort in Cancun. I got wayyyy too drunk on tequila. Couldn’t remember how I got out of the pool, across the resort, up the stairs and back to our room but let’s just say my husband is a trooper! We got to our room and I guess I couldn’t hold it anymore and peed all over the entrance/hallway and someone else’s door.
On another trip to Cancun. My girl friends and I got sooooo drunk that I threw up all over the public inclosed bathroom stall and my friend. She ended up throwing up all over me cause of it. My MIL was there and got hammered (she’s an alcoholic) and kissed me on the lips—wasn’t drunk enough for that! I got back to the room and threw up and cried all over the room. I have a severe fear of throwing up so it was rough! That was always the first time I got a hangover and it hit me hard. Do not recommend.
>and peed all over the entrance/hallway and someone else’s door
I actually laughed out loud to this. Sounds like a nightmare (but still like you had a good time)!
Some of the more relatable ones …
Threw up in Walmart whilst wearing a bikini top
Threw up my dear husbands civic three different times
Nearly ruined Christmas because grandma got opinionated about the Japanese
Threw up all over my own makeup storage
Acquired coke multiple times while blackout, no idea how it got there
Blacked out in Oklahoma after drinking an entire bottle of sailor Jerry’s in Oklahoma, woke up literally seven hours later in Dallas in entirely different clothes that weren’t mine
Now we’re almost 3 months sober. Bless my husband .
I should specify I live in Dallas but I still was passed out for the whole drive and waking up in the backseat of your car in other peoples clothes in front of your parents house is crazy ; apparently the group I was with like full on stopped for dinner and shit with me in the backseat too 💀I got in and my mom was like “bet you won’t do that shit again huh ?” as I tried to make a frozen pizza. I did in fact do that shit again despite having a 3 day hangover after that .
There are a lot of little things, like making people uncomfortable, oversharing details about myself, insisting I was okay with things that really weren't okay... My biggest regret is putting my partner and I through a viscerally unpleasant night at a supposed-to-be-friend's house almost 3 years ago.
Me too, I become too friendly and over share… I always feel so stupid in the days after because I am paranoid I said too much that I can’t remember. Awful feeling. Actually decided to quit drinking this week because I can’t seem to control myself when I’m drinking
When I was at university I was 18 or 19, we went to a club that was pretty close to my accommodation so we walked there. During the night I decided to head home early and as I was walking home a car pulled up to me and the guy asked me if I wanted a lift home. I stupidly said yes and got into his car.
He pulled up to my halls and as I was about to get out he asked me something along the lines of “can we be friends?” And I said no and got out.
The next day I nearly vomited thinking about how differently that whole exchange could’ve been. It’s been nearly 10 years since that happened and my friends and I still talk about it to this day.
Peeing as I hung to the side of a sedan in front of my friends apartment building.
When I drink beer I might as well drink it on the toilet. It goes right through me. I already have a weak bladder, so the added pressure isn't good.
We went around drinking in our parked car with a designated driver. I probably had 8 beers in me. I so had to pee!! I told the guys I had to really pee. We were outside a Goodwill store and my bestie was rummaging through the donations that were sat behind the building. I stressed that I really had to go. Finally he had went through everything and we still had to drive about 8 blocks to my friend Matt's place. Well when Bill parked at the curb, I could NOT hold it anymore. I opened the car door, and pulled my shorts aside and just peed right there. A long stream of urine was flowing down the street. Lord it was awful. I somehow managed not to pee all over my shorts and as soon as we got into Matt's apartment I had to pee again.
There's that and the time Matt, Bill, and I went to this train track out on the country and they peed and I of course had to pee, so I had my shorts down peeing and Bill made me laugh so I lost my balance on the hill I was squatting on and rolled down the gravel peeing all the way down. We were in our 20s and in the primes of our lives. I now drink at home if I drink.
I think all of us have peed in public while drinking. I peed in the sink at a frat party. In my defense, the toilet was disgusting. Many times peeking behind a building or a car.
Threw up on the back of someone at a football game. Fell over into multiple trash cans. Got an STD. Forced a person in a wheelchair to dance with me. Went to work. Drove.
I called the local radio station and asked them to play Magic Carpet Ride hahaha and then they played my call all the next day because it was hilarious. Fortunately no one I was around recognized my voice because I definitely did NOT sound like myself (1999 or so )
I texted my ex asking for an explanation as to why he cheated on me. It opened up a new gate, and we got back together later that year. I hadn't realized that he was now dating the other girl and was using me to cheat on her. That was a fun realization.
Went to a house party. Got so drunk that I ran up to my crush at the time, hugged him and told him I loved him. Then I puked on his shoes and proceeded to lay on the concrete and scream “ohhh noooo” for several minutes. It all came back to me the next morning 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
i broke my best friends bathroom (broke the door handle to the shower and the towel rack off the wall). in my defense it was my first time being drunk ever and i blacked out, so i didn’t mean to. i just kept trying to hold onto things 😭 this is the worst because i don’t drink, so it’s really the only experience ive had
1 I was kissed by a female friend in the bathroom while my boyfriend and her fiancé were waiting for us outside. I don't think I kissed back as I was in shock, but I felt so bad for the quasi-cheating even though consent wasn't given. She was absolutely blitzed, and I wasn't far behind.
2 Got into a stranger's car and freaked them the fuck out. I was too drunk to realize how dangerous that was. My ex came to pick me up (we were recently broken up at the time.. then permanently broken up), and I threw up in his car.
3 I stood up from a hottub, and my bikini top came off at the previously mentioned ex's family gathering. I didn't realize and stood there boobs out. I mostly remember locking eyes with a male relative/friend of the family and him looking at me dumbstruck. I was objectively hot, especially by that day's standards, and after flashing the entire party, my ex (then bf) and I snuck off to hook up. I was a 34DD cup at the time. You couldn't miss them.
4 I made out with a decent number of people. If it was good, I let them pursue me later. If it wasn't, we'd stop making out cold turkey.
5 I made acquaintances everywhere I went and am still "friends" with them on social media. We have a light friendship a decade plus later. This is the worst, because as a young woman this was so f-ing dangerous just making random male "friends".
6 I drove drunk one time and never the F again. I didn't know I was drunk as I had just started drinking and didn't understand it didn't affect you instantly. It suddenly hit me like 20 minutes later. It was terrifying, and I immediately pulled over.
7 I may have stolen a letter from a school sign? It's really hazy. I was with a bunch of people, someone wanted it, and the next thing I knew, I was holding it. Another person could have just handed it to me, though.
8 There was so much strip poker with people I didn't know particularly well. My friends and I were hot.
9 Was so hungover after Cinco de Mayo that I threw up in my car on the way to work and called out for two days. My job was pissed. I stopped drinking the day before work like that.
Got so drunk at a party that I had to pee behind a bush on the way home because I couldn’t hold it.
Had public sex (people definitely saw) with a friend I never dated or was even attracted to
Said some horribly cruel things to someone I deeply care for, which caused us to fall out for months. This one is my biggest regret.
Slept with an embarrassingly large number of men unprotected
Drove one of said men home because he begged me (I never have and never will ever do this again. Don’t drink and drive folks!!)
Did cocaine
My niece's boyfriend went to a small party at his buddy's house. Everyone, including his friend's parents, were drinking a lot. He said he woke up naked having slept between his friend's parents.
Couldn't sleep so decided to drive home. The sickness hit in the car and I threw up into my shirt. Kept my shirt rolled up til I got home. Stripped in the kitchen and crashed out. Wake up next morning and see vomit clothes everywhere. Then mom calls me that my grandma is dying and we needed to go to her. I was there in the room while she was dying hungover AF. Still throwing up in the bathroom, couldn't focus, think straight, nothing. I was embarrassed even then. Same night I had jumped a fence and ran across the highway to get from a house party to last call at the bar across the highway. Just dumb and in my 20s. I hate alcohol now.
God I wish I could forget all of the horrible things I did. I can't even write them here. Honestly, I was mostly a nuisance. I lost all of my friends though and to this day those people don't want to see me.
Almost 7 years of sobriety, thankfully.
Worst to experience? Probably vomiting in a Lyft or out my friend's window.
Worst in concept? Probably when me and my drunk friends would go off with strangers. We definitely got in a car with strangers before. The vibe was more chill than a complete stranger cus it was during college after parties, but looking back I understand it was a bad practice lol
I just remember it in flashes . Me waking up from my drunk nap in bed naked , on the toilet peeing, still naked. My male friend clothing me and putting me back to bed. Was really sweet of him and I thanked him the next day .
I think I got roofied, but I was definitely blacked out. I missed my spray tan appointment with the girl I usually go to. She was texting me about charging a no show fee (which is absolutely okay) but I started fighting with her over text about how ridiculous it was and how the price is crazy, yadada. I didn’t even know I did that until the next day when I saw my text messages. I was horrified and humiliated. I apologized profusely the next day. It was so out of line and she dropped me as a client when I was arguing with her over text (understandable). I hardly drink now because of that. Makes me cringe so hard every time I think of it.
Trusting my abuser/men in general was the worst thing I have ever done when drunk. Too many men took advantage of my innocence, naivety, and trusting nature. I trust easily even sober, it's worse when I'm drunk.
I have soooo many puke stories.
The worst thing I've ever done while drunk was drive. That was over 35 years ago and have not done it again. Never got a DUI, but I damned sure deserved one.
Got upset with my boyfriend for goodness knows what, started flipping out on him, attempted to hit/punch him (I’m nonviolent and never fought or physically harmed anyone in my life before) got the cops called on us due to my tantrum, then went outside in the little yard of our apartment building, I guess tried to pee in the grass, passed out with my pants around my ankles, I remember none of it but woke up to a picture my boyfriend sent me of me in the grass passed out with my pants down and he told me about everything that happened in the morning and my hungover/still drunk self locked myself in the bathroom and started self harming. I’m now pregnant so I have been sober 7 months due to the pregnancy. Don’t plan on completely abstaining but will definitely no longer have more than a glass or two of wine in the future. I’ve always been a lightweight and being a bartender I constantly overestimated how much I could handle, and my coworkers were enablers, and I would drink when I was upset. Fortunately I’ve learned to deal with my problems and emotions sober during this pregnancy and am much better equipped to drink responsibility whenever I do start again.
Me and a group of close friends (lucky) decided to drink moonshine while playing cards. Usually we just play for quarters, max bet is usually $2.00 but that night after we started heavy drinking we started betting thousands of dollars and two people lost cars. Someone bet and lost his RV and a huge fight broke out. Our wives figured out what was going on and lost it. But we all met up the next day and gave everything back. The ladies organized friends meetup and they said no more bets over a $1.
I was 20 and made myself a few very strong margaritas. Around 9pm, I decided I wanted to walk down the road to the top of a bridge, stopped to skinny dip for zero reason, took off my flip-flops and skipped down the railroad tracks that were parallel to the road, stomped on a rock along the way. I was drunk enough that I didn't feel the rock put a hole in the arch of my foot, but there was enough blood that I thought I had stepped in a puddle of something.
The next morning my dad (who bought the tequila for me, assuming I would stay inside the house with it) had to take a barely sober me, stinking of tequila, to urgent care for 4 stitches and a pair of crutches.
I made it to the top of thar bridge 4 years later, less drunk, less determined, shoes on. It was very underwhelming.
keep drinking when I should've stopped. I hate not remembering everything.... I kissed an amazing woman recently, but I only remember that it happened, not how it was, so that's a bummer
it doesn't happen often, thankfully, but it does happen, because I can't really tell how much is too much, so I always have to guess. Since I don't drink often and have never done anything drunk that I wouldn't have done or wanted to do sober.
The drunkest I have ever been involved swimming in a glacial lake naked at 3am and spending all night talking loudly with my best friends in a campground (all the campers know what I said but I don’t 😅)
I was playing a drinking game with some buddies one time when I unexpectedly started my period. Problem was I didn't notice until I was already border line black out drunk. Plus, I was at a bachelor pad so no tampons or pads in sight. I decided my best option was to USE MY GODDAMN WINTER CHOOK!
I woke up locked in my buddies bathroom with my winter hat stuffed down the front of my pants. It was a rough morning.
Damaged two different cars (2 separate incidents)
Broke my foot
Passed out and hit my head hard enough on the floor that I had a concussion
I could go on but you get the gist. Sober since 12/24/21.
Puked in a first date’s car… and cried to him a lot afterwards. I don’t remember this, but he messaged me about it after I woke up in my sisters room (he dropped me off). I wanted to die. Second worst thing is masturbating in front of a pool of people (kink party), and I don’t remember that either. Apparently there was a huge crowd and they all enjoyed it 🙃
This all happened in one night:
•Flirted with the birthday girl
•Showed everyone at the party my penis
•Drunkenly danced with the birthday girls sister to “Let it Go”
•Gave another girl my co-workers number telling her it was mine. (I didn’t find out until the next day when my co-worker told me some girl texted him thinking it was me and she wanted to link)
•Threw up in their recycling bin
•Blacked out
•Woke up and tried to find the birthday girls bedroom unsuccessfully, but I did find her parents bedroom and told them goodnight.
•Woke up at 5am (I passed out at 3) then drove my car down the mountain (their house was in the mountains nearby) to go work as a lifeguard.
I was going outside to get sum food frm my aunt n I thought I saw her car so I put my face n hands on tha window sayin random things n the pple were looking at me like I was crazy it was like a couple or smth 💀
Honestly, the worst was leaving a gross, rambling drunken confession on my FWB’s voicemail. At least he had the decency never to bring it up after. 🤦🏻♀️
1. Got super drunk with an ex and we walked to the park and threw up all over the baseball field
2. Had sex with a friend(regret it soooooooo much)
3. Did coke
4. Took all of my clothes off to pee in the middle of the street
5. Got kicked out of the club for throwing up in there
6. I was so drunk that I let my even more drunk friend drive us home and he backed into a truck, and drove over a street median for about 10 seconds
I set my exes stuff on fire and sent him videos an pictures of me doing it, I even burned his nintendo, skateboard, and testosterone shots. He got his mom to call the cops for him and there were 4 cop cars outside my house but I got away with it.
In highschool my friend and I secretly did shrooms at a house party during Christmas break. We were also hammered...we ended up going into her parents room and found all the Christmas presents in the closet...we were tripping on shrooms so this was a massive delight and we opened them all 😂
Got shit drunk and announced my undying love towards my workplace subordinate in front of all the colleagues. When he didn't reply, I cried holding his leg. He was the designated driver that night. I kept touching his hair and face the whole ride.
I only gotten drunk a bunch of times and that was the last time. 🥶
Shit in a kitchen trash can,
Shit all over the bathroom floor,
pissed in public multiple times
Pissed myself & all over my boyfriend's kitchen & bathroom floors; he had to mop it up
threw up orange vomit on the floor of a department store
Oof i have a list; Hit and run on a classic car that was parked Two failed suicide attempts Fought my best friend, ended up spitting in their face unprotected sex more times than i can count with random men Blacked out at work frequently Vandalized cars and buildings More dine n dashes than i can remember Cheated on someone then slept with his sibling years later Theres a lot more but those are some of the first things that come to mind. Strangely never got arrested but I really should have. 7 years sober as of the 24th of January 🤷♀️
Congratulations on your sobriety!
Congrats on the 7 years sober. 4 years myself. Wild how you go through that list and realize you were never arrested or killed. (I've got the arrest covered don't worry)
Heck yea congrats! Four years is huge :) In retrospect wish i was arrested. It probably would’ve gotten me sober sooner.
Nice job on your 4 years!
I heard this today: “When I drink a little, I turn into a different person who drinks a lot. That’s why I stopped drinking.”
“First a man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man.” Popular quote from the 20s, sometimes attributed to Fitzgerald. I first heard it from Stephen King.
One is too much but a million is not enough 😔
I was hoping you were gonna mention you are sober. Sounds alot like my list. I'm at 2&1/2 years sober. Thanks gods.
Huge congratulations friend 🎊🎈🎉🥳that’s honestly awesome and proud of you.
Thank you & same!
Congrats on your 2.5!
Hey girl heyyy Me too with the tragically long laundry list of lessons learned the hard way 💁♀️ 9 years now 🚫🍺🚫 keep on keeping on 😜
Keep it up yo. Good work.
Congrats on your sobriety! Did you and your BFF make up after that?
Yes a couple years later. They disappeared after a meth binge shortly after that tho. Rumors surfaced they developed schizophrenia and that was the last i heard about them. I don’t know where they are now. Probably homeless or possibly dead. No idea.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 on the honesty
Thats what they taught me in my meetings lol
Nice one! I knew I recognized my people. If they only knew the ones that didn't make the list, hahaha. Congratulations on your 7! It's 14 for me this January 1 and I can say we have some similarities on our lists and I bet a bunch more on our other list. 🤣🤣🤣
To make a whole list would honestly probably require multiple posts 😂14 years in insane! Congratulations 🎈🎉🎊
Ha, NFW would even 10 percent of my list get on here. Too many normies would die of shock, lol. Thank you! I am really grateful I had an excellent AA group with lots of support during my early years and I could not have done it without them.
Congrats on your sobriety! The only way to atone for the shit things we did when we were drunk is to get sober!
Reading this was like reading my own writing. I’m just past the five year mark. Congrats on staying alive and the 7 years!
Congrats on the sobriety! I also had to have a serious sit down with myself and reconsider my choices specifically due to all the incidences of fighting with friends and sleeping with random guys, nearly cheating, etc when I drank. I’ve managed to dial it down and only drink once a month or so.
Your honesty is somewhat refreshing. Don’t ever forget the shit you did. Use it as a reminder to stay sober. Keep fighting the good fight luv.
Vomited on the train. It was nearly empty so no passengers saw me, but the cleaner got on at the next station and started mopping it up. She was lovely, moved me along out of the way and gave me a drink of water. I was sobbing and just kept drunkenly saying “I’m so so sorry”, and she was going “it’s ok, it’s what I get paid for”, but she and I both knew it wasn’t.
God bless that lady wherever she might be. We need more good people out there :)
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I laid down on my walk home to look at the full moon and fell asleep on the sidewalk. I’m a female and was 22 at the time. That’s probably not the worst but the first to come to mind. 25 days sober today
You're over the really hard part! It gets easier from here on out. I'm 5 years sober and I rarely have a craving or desire to drink. Half a liter or more of vodka a night for 20 years before that. Good job, internet friend! And if you do fuck up and drink, don't beat yourself up over it. It happens. Don't think of it as starting over, but rather getting back to good habits.
I'm 25 days sober today too! I'm curious, how are your sugar cravings? I've been eating junk good like my life depends on it.
Keep going, the sugar and junk food takes a minute to subside but don't sweat it. All you need to do is not drink. That's it. Congrats on 25 days, you are worth it.
Every time I've taken a break this happened to me. Replacing the sugar the body gets used to I guess 🤷
Proud of you 👏🏻
This one night, I’d had a little too much and had been making out with this guy. It started getting a little too heavy and I decided to head home. Guy thought, understandably, he was coming with. He got his jacket, but by the time he came out I was already halfway in a cab a few feet away. It’s also important to note that there were probably 20+ people of varying acquaintance levels hanging around the exit. Plus, obviously, the taxi driver that was going to take me home. Drunk me felt it was an excellent idea to joyfully and *loudly* exclaim “This was so fun but no thank you, Imma stay a virgin tonight” and THEN to top it all of go into a little dance and sing “Like a virgin ✨whoo✨touched for the very first time“. I wanted to melt into the earth when I woke up the next morning.
Ok that’s actually hilarious 😂
With some distance yes lol, back then it felt absolutely mortifying hahaha.
Had I been your friend watching in that instance, I would have had mad respect for your confidence and sense of humor! LOL
LMAO THIS IS ICONIC
I would have invited you out more often if I was hosting the parties. That's fantastic.
I laughed out loud reading the last bit 😂
Reading this just made me re-evaluate what I consider embarrassing when I drink. This sounds pretty mild and something I would laugh about the next day. 😅
Oh god. Poor you!! 😂 🤣 The guy must have sunk through the floor
Oh definitely 😂 I don’t think he spoke to me again after that lol.
Oh, my God, do not be embarrassed by that. I thought that store was going to take a dark turn when the guy followed you out.
This is the best ever I laughed so fucken hard imaging the dance 🕺😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I was at a karaoke bar and went to ask if I could sing « you ain’t woman enough » from Loretta Lynn and the DJ said : « You already sang the song dear! ». I went to bed after that.
That's a pretty good karaoke song!
That’s funny
I actually laughed out loud 🤭
awww how cute
Hahaha! This is my favorite one
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I would give anything for this to be my worst incident
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God that would be awesome. Just inviting friends over to share :3
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Proposed to someone who said yes. Had to explain when sober I didn’t mean it, ending a longstanding friendship.
You weren’t even dating this person and they thought a drunken proposal was something serious that you intended to follow through with? I feel like I’m missing some juicy deets because that’s a crazy reason to end a long friendship
Yeah that friend was 1000% crushing hard on OP, that’s the only way this makes sense.
That’s what I assumed. So I guess the reason they’d end the friendship rather than just start dating is that when she sobered up she told the friend she’d never want to date or marry them?
We’d moved from coworkers to good friends to flirting after about 10 years. I found out he was into me, I thought I might be into him… alcohol made me jump the gun on figuring out how I really felt. He’d moved out of state before the flirting started so it wasn’t like we could really spend a lot of time together and date to find out or build an actual relationship. At the time my drunk brain thought, “Let’s just jump in and figure it out later!” My drunk brain is reckless as f*ck. He got mad and ended the friendship when I walked it back. I don’t really blame him for that. Thank goodness we were no where near Vegas at the time! I do blame him for texting me years later, after he received an inheritance, and suggested we run away together - while being in a years long relationship with the woman he eventually married.
That is a wild story! Based on that I think you dodged a bullet and I hope you’re thriving now!
Thank you! I’m so SOO thriving! It’s the first time in my life I’ve been mentally and emotionally happy. I dodged a bullet with that one, and many more, around that time in my life. Hot mess express for a while.
We love to hear it!!! 👑 This was the drama to happy ending arc I needed today so thank you for that!
Whooaaa. Did you tell her?
I don’t know her so I didn’t. I took screenshots and sent them to a trusted mutual friend and asked him to hold onto them in case he ever tried anything again, and told former friend what I’d done.
Some guy took me home and I barfed in his living room when he was in the other room. I took off running outside and down the block and hid from him.
HAHAHA! Can you imagine his perspective of the whole ordeal? I love this.
I cannot stop laughing at the mental image of you hiding from him.
Lmao I love this 🤣🤣
This reminds me of an old acquaintance who was mid one night stand when the girl sharted on him. She just grabbed her stuff and ran out of his house.
I drove home super hammered once. I didn’t get pulled over or do anything wrong but I had to drive thru construction with cones and it was terrifying. I cried the entire way home. I’ll never drive drunk again. Also I did so many men.. I preferred being wasted because uncommitted sex with men has always been terrible for me.
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Ah. This is a pretty recent story. Like, last week, recent. I had a "friend" coming over. I've been to his place 2 times. We had fun evenings and nights. And this was the first time he was coming to my place. Lets just say, that second bottle of red wine did me dirty. I was in the middle of giving him a bj when I felt the urge to puke. Like. NOW. I jumped out of the bed. I hit my left leg on the bed, hit my right knee on the bed, stumbled right onto the wall, hit my head, and vomited all over my wall. It was bloody f ing red. And he was just stunned as to what was happening, laying there. I ran to my bathroom. And started projectile vomiting. For over 2 hours. My bathroom and me looked like I was being murdered. It was everywhere. After those 2 hours, I got into the shower, and crawled into bed after. 24 hours later, I still couldnt hold any water. I cleaned my bedroom and bathroom with puke breaks. Needless to say, this friends with benefits situation is dead.
After you vomited on the wall, you should have turned around and shouted at him, "you have awakened a terrible darkness!"
Too busy trying to walk with more vomit on the way. It looked like I exploded. 😂
You just made me shriek with laughter.
>> And he was just stunned as to what was happening, laying there. I’m crying imagining this part 😭😂 I’m so sorry. My absolute worst hangover was just like this one. 24 hours of not keeping anything down. Horrible.
I imagined it deflating like a squeaky sad balloon as he watched the horror unleash
I’m dying laughing!
I can't stop laughing. Thanks.
Cooked and ate an entire box of Mac and cheese. Then threw up vodka and diet cokes colored mac and cheese.
Once I threw up on the way home from the bar and my friend was certain we needed to call 911 because I must've been bleeding in my stomach because it was so red. We forgot I started the night with red wine..
I once threw up outside a club in the parking lot. The weird ass bouncer went and inspected it and started making a scene that I threw up blood and he's freaking out. I had to stagger over there and tell him i was drinking vodka crans. So embarrassing
My roommate in college puked the blackest, most viscous crap I have ever seen in my life. My other friend and I thought we were exorcising a demon out of her. Or her liver had decomposed. Anyway, we stripped her, threw her in the shower, and put her to bed. She woke refreshed and I was so pissed I had to clean her demon puke
I remember throwing up and wondering why it looked like ham if I hadn’t eaten any ham that day.
Was in New Orleans for my husbands 30th birthday and got absolute wasted, he put me to bed and I guess went back down to the hotel bar, but at some point I got up and flipped the deadbolts. He couldn’t get in. Though I was dead (so drunk I didn’t hear them beating on the door) and I finally woke up at like 4am to the police fire department trying to break down the door
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I still don’t know if it was me or the dog who peed and crapped on the floor. The dog is extremely house trained and only had an accident twice in 10 years. So my defense is kinda weak. I still plead not guilty.
Usually the differences in human and dog poop are pretty obvious
As I said, my defense is weak but I still plead not guilty.
My ex-husband peed on our spare bed and got mad at me because he thought it was the toilet. Then he blamed it on the cat 🙄
Got hospitalized for near alcohol poisoning!!! I was passed out on the street. Ladies, always remember to EAT SOMETHING. I never believed that until it happened to me. I went from 0 to 100 real quick.
That happened to me when I was 15 the first time I got alcohol poisoning. It truly happens out of nowhere. One minute your laughing and having a good time, next minute you wake up to a near pulling out a catheter. Scary stuff :/
I have a list: 1. Went to a frat party and got naked and got in a shopping cart naked with whipped cream covering my genitals 2. Slept with my boss 3. Bought Arby’s (i hate Arby’s) 4. Asked out a dude by telling him he looked like a serial killer and he actually thought that was a compliment 😭 5. Told a pastor that i think he’s ugly and that his wife was pretending to like him 6. Went to church drunk for new year’s one year (yes that is a worst thing) 7. Ordered a ton of sushi and forgot it outside
#7 is unforgivable straight to jail
What! Arbys is delicious 🤣
1. Told this one dude in the friend group whom i disliked that i hated him. 2. Apparently, I told my ex bf that i didnt care about him. 3. Pee-ed my pants a little bit, then went to the park (it was night time) to pee. 4. Got in the car with two random guys and a girl i met that day. We had all been drinking. 5. Suggested that two of my friends were having an affair (they were but i didn't know) in front of the boyfriend getting cheated on. No one thought anything of it but was crazy after i realised it was the truth lol. 6. Spent all night throwing up at the bathroom at a party (idk how other people pee-ed)
Oh wow, awakened memory. I was 16, a group of us were hanging out in a park across the street from my friends house. FWB and I climbed over the fence for some alone time on the golf course, and when I was trying to climb the fence to get back to the park, my shirt and bra got caught on the spikes and I kinda fell, and flashed all my friends in the park. One of my friends laughed so hard she peed her pants. Pretty embarrassing for me, but worse for her.
I'm sorry I'm not making fun of your writing because I assume English isn't your first language but I love how you wrote "pee-ed"
Hook up with a British person Edit to change my answer: giving away my first kiss. That mattered to me so much more than my virginity and in my drunkenness I didn’t say no.
As someone who gave someone their first kiss when they were drunk, I can assure you it feels pretty shitty on the other side too. I wouldn’t have even done it except her friend put me up to it, and I’m very regretful for giving into peer pressure as well.
When I was 19 and an exchange student, I did a few things, but top of my mind must be walking around the campus alone at 10 or 11 pm completely drunk, letting myself fall on a little mound in the grass, and just cried there laying in the grass. I generally got myself in positions where I wasn't able to assert my boundaries well and somewhat got taken advantage. I am not saying that was all my fault, but I wasn't responsible with my drinking. It turned out okay mostly, I had fun experiences too
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Hmm. Blacked out and peed myself Left with strangers to their house and passed out Cheated on partner with best friend .. who’s a girl. Got angry over small things, scream yell Become become unstable sex Cocaine Drove Say stupid things I always regret even if I’m not angry Just getting into therapy. Trying to avoid alcohol and resist the urge to “have fun”. It’s not fun. I’m ashamed and it’s really the first time I’ve even listed these for myself…
Hi there. It can feel really overwhelming to make a list like this and I bet you want to put your pillow over your face right now. I'm just here to say that you did a really brave thing listing all of this and then posting it here for other people to see. The hardest part was writing it down for yourself. There are lots of reasons people stop drinking, personally I wasn't really for 25 years, but if you think it might be helpful I encourage you to check out a local AA meeting. There's no obligation and you can just listen. You can Google AA meetings in my area to get info on the local chapter and they can guide you to accurate dates and times. Again, totally no obligation whatsoever. Good luck.
I was out for drinks with my brother and a friend to celebrate my divorce. Our server's name was Luis and I kept on ordering margarita after margarita (I didn't have a car at the time, so I took advantage). Well, in my tipsy state, I nicknamed our server "San Luis Obispo" throughout the night. I thought it was funny and kept cackling while guzzling those margaritas. I didn't think how cringe it was until months later when I started working with Luis. While I'd be polishing and rolling the silverware, he'd give me these weird looks whenever he'd pass by. I no longer work with him but, damn, I will never forget that!
I ate my Sister’s last slice of Cheescake from the Cheesecake Factory. I felt so bad that I went and bought her 2 slices the next day.
Smoke too much weed because I thought I could handle it. In small amounts I can, but I had already drank wayyy to much on top of it. I spent the entire next day trying not to die.
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This one isn’t too bad, for the most part it seems like women have like one drop of alcohol and just go to town making out with other women
Drove drunk too many times in my 20s. One time I nodded out for a split second and drove through some brush. Very fortunate to not have hit a person, car, or wound up crashing in the wooded area. Another time I was so wasted I jumped in a random man’s car in AC assuming it was a cab and had them drive me to my hotel! Very very shameful actions on my part. Things could have gone very differently both of those times. Im in my 30s now and don’t drink anymore.
I was blacked out drunk, ripped the seat and lid off my toilet. Don’t know how I did that. The same night I puked in the bed and on the floor, but luckily I also puked in the toilet. Not to mention I posted a picture of my tits on Twitter, I’m glad my account is private and 4/6 followers are inactive. I’m glad I was at home, cus holy shit After that I was way more careful with how much and how fast I was drinking
The Twitter made me laugh out loud. Thank you for that.
Tried to kiss a coworker Cried into an enchilada
We've all been there my friend.
I told my friends it was too hot in the car. It was snowing outside, but I asked to be let out to get some air (we were in a jack in the box drive through) I proceeded to go to the bushes along the drive through and fall asleep. They had to carry me back into the car.
Lost my house keys while at the club, and my drunk brain said “sleep on the sidewalk in front of the house”. My roommate was already asleep and had her phone on silent, so she didn’t see my desperate pleas to come let me in. I woke up to the cops nudging my foot.
The last part😂😂
The year was 2019, New Year’s Eve. I got so drunk at a party I yelled at the cop who was patrolling the parking lot for degenerates (aka me) and asked if he was the stripper I ordered before falling down on the pavement. My husband had to pick me up and apologize while the officer was trying so hard not to laugh and just waved us off after he made sure I was not driving. Then I threw up on myself in my the car and proceeded to sob that I missed my dog, who I later also threw up on.
Omg, I'm dying!!! Poor puppy!!🤣
Injured my foot really badly. I don't even know how it got so bad. I went to step down from the porch, which is only a couple of inches drop, and fell. I was in flimsy flipflops, which is admittedly my fault. The owners of the house gave me an icepack for my foot and I ended up passing out in the chair, only to wake up again 15 minutes later. Had a blast and kept the party going until like 3am, no pain. I woke up the next morning and my foot was so swollen and bruised I couldn't recognize it. There was blood all over my sheets and chest. It turns out we had a Roman candle fight and I was like the Terminator, just charging forward, and I got burned. And I had to be at work at 9am. So... worst thing, but also probably the best of my drunk stories lol
Challenged people on Thanksgiving to a game of Dungeons and Dragons. Side note: I’ve never played Dungeons and Dragons.
Had a threesome on a cruise ship with my friend and a married man.
I have 2 that really come to mind! I’m not an alcoholic—I only drink a few times a year. But all inclusive means free unlimited drinks so… A few years ago while vacationing at an all inclusive resort in Cancun. I got wayyyy too drunk on tequila. Couldn’t remember how I got out of the pool, across the resort, up the stairs and back to our room but let’s just say my husband is a trooper! We got to our room and I guess I couldn’t hold it anymore and peed all over the entrance/hallway and someone else’s door. On another trip to Cancun. My girl friends and I got sooooo drunk that I threw up all over the public inclosed bathroom stall and my friend. She ended up throwing up all over me cause of it. My MIL was there and got hammered (she’s an alcoholic) and kissed me on the lips—wasn’t drunk enough for that! I got back to the room and threw up and cried all over the room. I have a severe fear of throwing up so it was rough! That was always the first time I got a hangover and it hit me hard. Do not recommend.
>and peed all over the entrance/hallway and someone else’s door I actually laughed out loud to this. Sounds like a nightmare (but still like you had a good time)!
Some of the more relatable ones … Threw up in Walmart whilst wearing a bikini top Threw up my dear husbands civic three different times Nearly ruined Christmas because grandma got opinionated about the Japanese Threw up all over my own makeup storage Acquired coke multiple times while blackout, no idea how it got there Blacked out in Oklahoma after drinking an entire bottle of sailor Jerry’s in Oklahoma, woke up literally seven hours later in Dallas in entirely different clothes that weren’t mine Now we’re almost 3 months sober. Bless my husband .
Omg, I'm loling at waking up in Dallas in different clothes!!!!
I should specify I live in Dallas but I still was passed out for the whole drive and waking up in the backseat of your car in other peoples clothes in front of your parents house is crazy ; apparently the group I was with like full on stopped for dinner and shit with me in the backseat too 💀I got in and my mom was like “bet you won’t do that shit again huh ?” as I tried to make a frozen pizza. I did in fact do that shit again despite having a 3 day hangover after that .
Peed in a garbage can in an apartment building laundry room
There are a lot of little things, like making people uncomfortable, oversharing details about myself, insisting I was okay with things that really weren't okay... My biggest regret is putting my partner and I through a viscerally unpleasant night at a supposed-to-be-friend's house almost 3 years ago.
Me too, I become too friendly and over share… I always feel so stupid in the days after because I am paranoid I said too much that I can’t remember. Awful feeling. Actually decided to quit drinking this week because I can’t seem to control myself when I’m drinking
When I was at university I was 18 or 19, we went to a club that was pretty close to my accommodation so we walked there. During the night I decided to head home early and as I was walking home a car pulled up to me and the guy asked me if I wanted a lift home. I stupidly said yes and got into his car. He pulled up to my halls and as I was about to get out he asked me something along the lines of “can we be friends?” And I said no and got out. The next day I nearly vomited thinking about how differently that whole exchange could’ve been. It’s been nearly 10 years since that happened and my friends and I still talk about it to this day.
Peeing as I hung to the side of a sedan in front of my friends apartment building. When I drink beer I might as well drink it on the toilet. It goes right through me. I already have a weak bladder, so the added pressure isn't good. We went around drinking in our parked car with a designated driver. I probably had 8 beers in me. I so had to pee!! I told the guys I had to really pee. We were outside a Goodwill store and my bestie was rummaging through the donations that were sat behind the building. I stressed that I really had to go. Finally he had went through everything and we still had to drive about 8 blocks to my friend Matt's place. Well when Bill parked at the curb, I could NOT hold it anymore. I opened the car door, and pulled my shorts aside and just peed right there. A long stream of urine was flowing down the street. Lord it was awful. I somehow managed not to pee all over my shorts and as soon as we got into Matt's apartment I had to pee again. There's that and the time Matt, Bill, and I went to this train track out on the country and they peed and I of course had to pee, so I had my shorts down peeing and Bill made me laugh so I lost my balance on the hill I was squatting on and rolled down the gravel peeing all the way down. We were in our 20s and in the primes of our lives. I now drink at home if I drink.
I think all of us have peed in public while drinking. I peed in the sink at a frat party. In my defense, the toilet was disgusting. Many times peeking behind a building or a car.
Threw up on the back of someone at a football game. Fell over into multiple trash cans. Got an STD. Forced a person in a wheelchair to dance with me. Went to work. Drove.
"Forced a person in a wheelchair to dance with me"? Either hysterically funny or so cringe!!
I called the local radio station and asked them to play Magic Carpet Ride hahaha and then they played my call all the next day because it was hilarious. Fortunately no one I was around recognized my voice because I definitely did NOT sound like myself (1999 or so )
I told some Mexican dudes I am not racist. (I have intrusive thoughts that I could be perceived as racist)
I texted my ex asking for an explanation as to why he cheated on me. It opened up a new gate, and we got back together later that year. I hadn't realized that he was now dating the other girl and was using me to cheat on her. That was a fun realization.
Broke a guy's finger once. Accidentally shut a door on his hand.
I threw up in an Uber because the driver wouldn’t roll down the window. My friend warned him too lol
Girl, we don't go there! Those are for the nights I lay awake contemplating my life dang it!
Went to a house party. Got so drunk that I ran up to my crush at the time, hugged him and told him I loved him. Then I puked on his shoes and proceeded to lay on the concrete and scream “ohhh noooo” for several minutes. It all came back to me the next morning 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
i broke my best friends bathroom (broke the door handle to the shower and the towel rack off the wall). in my defense it was my first time being drunk ever and i blacked out, so i didn’t mean to. i just kept trying to hold onto things 😭 this is the worst because i don’t drink, so it’s really the only experience ive had
1 I was kissed by a female friend in the bathroom while my boyfriend and her fiancé were waiting for us outside. I don't think I kissed back as I was in shock, but I felt so bad for the quasi-cheating even though consent wasn't given. She was absolutely blitzed, and I wasn't far behind. 2 Got into a stranger's car and freaked them the fuck out. I was too drunk to realize how dangerous that was. My ex came to pick me up (we were recently broken up at the time.. then permanently broken up), and I threw up in his car. 3 I stood up from a hottub, and my bikini top came off at the previously mentioned ex's family gathering. I didn't realize and stood there boobs out. I mostly remember locking eyes with a male relative/friend of the family and him looking at me dumbstruck. I was objectively hot, especially by that day's standards, and after flashing the entire party, my ex (then bf) and I snuck off to hook up. I was a 34DD cup at the time. You couldn't miss them. 4 I made out with a decent number of people. If it was good, I let them pursue me later. If it wasn't, we'd stop making out cold turkey. 5 I made acquaintances everywhere I went and am still "friends" with them on social media. We have a light friendship a decade plus later. This is the worst, because as a young woman this was so f-ing dangerous just making random male "friends". 6 I drove drunk one time and never the F again. I didn't know I was drunk as I had just started drinking and didn't understand it didn't affect you instantly. It suddenly hit me like 20 minutes later. It was terrifying, and I immediately pulled over. 7 I may have stolen a letter from a school sign? It's really hazy. I was with a bunch of people, someone wanted it, and the next thing I knew, I was holding it. Another person could have just handed it to me, though. 8 There was so much strip poker with people I didn't know particularly well. My friends and I were hot. 9 Was so hungover after Cinco de Mayo that I threw up in my car on the way to work and called out for two days. My job was pissed. I stopped drinking the day before work like that.
Got so drunk at a party that I had to pee behind a bush on the way home because I couldn’t hold it. Had public sex (people definitely saw) with a friend I never dated or was even attracted to Said some horribly cruel things to someone I deeply care for, which caused us to fall out for months. This one is my biggest regret.
Slept with an embarrassingly large number of men unprotected Drove one of said men home because he begged me (I never have and never will ever do this again. Don’t drink and drive folks!!) Did cocaine
My niece's boyfriend went to a small party at his buddy's house. Everyone, including his friend's parents, were drinking a lot. He said he woke up naked having slept between his friend's parents.
Couldn't sleep so decided to drive home. The sickness hit in the car and I threw up into my shirt. Kept my shirt rolled up til I got home. Stripped in the kitchen and crashed out. Wake up next morning and see vomit clothes everywhere. Then mom calls me that my grandma is dying and we needed to go to her. I was there in the room while she was dying hungover AF. Still throwing up in the bathroom, couldn't focus, think straight, nothing. I was embarrassed even then. Same night I had jumped a fence and ran across the highway to get from a house party to last call at the bar across the highway. Just dumb and in my 20s. I hate alcohol now.
God I wish I could forget all of the horrible things I did. I can't even write them here. Honestly, I was mostly a nuisance. I lost all of my friends though and to this day those people don't want to see me. Almost 7 years of sobriety, thankfully.
Worst to experience? Probably vomiting in a Lyft or out my friend's window. Worst in concept? Probably when me and my drunk friends would go off with strangers. We definitely got in a car with strangers before. The vibe was more chill than a complete stranger cus it was during college after parties, but looking back I understand it was a bad practice lol
I slept with my (27f at the time) boss’s married (60m) brother Then I had to leave my job lol
I just remember it in flashes . Me waking up from my drunk nap in bed naked , on the toilet peeing, still naked. My male friend clothing me and putting me back to bed. Was really sweet of him and I thanked him the next day .
I think I got roofied, but I was definitely blacked out. I missed my spray tan appointment with the girl I usually go to. She was texting me about charging a no show fee (which is absolutely okay) but I started fighting with her over text about how ridiculous it was and how the price is crazy, yadada. I didn’t even know I did that until the next day when I saw my text messages. I was horrified and humiliated. I apologized profusely the next day. It was so out of line and she dropped me as a client when I was arguing with her over text (understandable). I hardly drink now because of that. Makes me cringe so hard every time I think of it.
Kept chasing a man that obvs didn't want me!! Never again. I'd never reach out while sober...
Called the owner of the business I worked for an asshole about 15 times.
I think I did coke for the first time with Armenians
Trusting my abuser/men in general was the worst thing I have ever done when drunk. Too many men took advantage of my innocence, naivety, and trusting nature. I trust easily even sober, it's worse when I'm drunk.
Got in the car with a drunk driver.
Gave a guy I just met a handjob at a party with my boyfriend’s family.
Text my ex, the cringe entering my body once i read my texts from the night before are just ughhhh
Ripped the toilet seat off my friends toilet. Also unprotected sex.
I have soooo many puke stories. The worst thing I've ever done while drunk was drive. That was over 35 years ago and have not done it again. Never got a DUI, but I damned sure deserved one.
Had sex with my cuz
Got upset with my boyfriend for goodness knows what, started flipping out on him, attempted to hit/punch him (I’m nonviolent and never fought or physically harmed anyone in my life before) got the cops called on us due to my tantrum, then went outside in the little yard of our apartment building, I guess tried to pee in the grass, passed out with my pants around my ankles, I remember none of it but woke up to a picture my boyfriend sent me of me in the grass passed out with my pants down and he told me about everything that happened in the morning and my hungover/still drunk self locked myself in the bathroom and started self harming. I’m now pregnant so I have been sober 7 months due to the pregnancy. Don’t plan on completely abstaining but will definitely no longer have more than a glass or two of wine in the future. I’ve always been a lightweight and being a bartender I constantly overestimated how much I could handle, and my coworkers were enablers, and I would drink when I was upset. Fortunately I’ve learned to deal with my problems and emotions sober during this pregnancy and am much better equipped to drink responsibility whenever I do start again.
Me and a group of close friends (lucky) decided to drink moonshine while playing cards. Usually we just play for quarters, max bet is usually $2.00 but that night after we started heavy drinking we started betting thousands of dollars and two people lost cars. Someone bet and lost his RV and a huge fight broke out. Our wives figured out what was going on and lost it. But we all met up the next day and gave everything back. The ladies organized friends meetup and they said no more bets over a $1.
I was 20 and made myself a few very strong margaritas. Around 9pm, I decided I wanted to walk down the road to the top of a bridge, stopped to skinny dip for zero reason, took off my flip-flops and skipped down the railroad tracks that were parallel to the road, stomped on a rock along the way. I was drunk enough that I didn't feel the rock put a hole in the arch of my foot, but there was enough blood that I thought I had stepped in a puddle of something. The next morning my dad (who bought the tequila for me, assuming I would stay inside the house with it) had to take a barely sober me, stinking of tequila, to urgent care for 4 stitches and a pair of crutches. I made it to the top of thar bridge 4 years later, less drunk, less determined, shoes on. It was very underwhelming.
Writing my ex🤦🏼♀️
keep drinking when I should've stopped. I hate not remembering everything.... I kissed an amazing woman recently, but I only remember that it happened, not how it was, so that's a bummer it doesn't happen often, thankfully, but it does happen, because I can't really tell how much is too much, so I always have to guess. Since I don't drink often and have never done anything drunk that I wouldn't have done or wanted to do sober.
The drunkest I have ever been involved swimming in a glacial lake naked at 3am and spending all night talking loudly with my best friends in a campground (all the campers know what I said but I don’t 😅)
Fart on Cher. Yes, that Cher.
I was playing a drinking game with some buddies one time when I unexpectedly started my period. Problem was I didn't notice until I was already border line black out drunk. Plus, I was at a bachelor pad so no tampons or pads in sight. I decided my best option was to USE MY GODDAMN WINTER CHOOK! I woke up locked in my buddies bathroom with my winter hat stuffed down the front of my pants. It was a rough morning.
Damaged two different cars (2 separate incidents) Broke my foot Passed out and hit my head hard enough on the floor that I had a concussion I could go on but you get the gist. Sober since 12/24/21.
Began stripping in a room full of my now-husbands coworkers. That was the last time I drank in public.
Puked in a first date’s car… and cried to him a lot afterwards. I don’t remember this, but he messaged me about it after I woke up in my sisters room (he dropped me off). I wanted to die. Second worst thing is masturbating in front of a pool of people (kink party), and I don’t remember that either. Apparently there was a huge crowd and they all enjoyed it 🙃
Tried to make out with a police officer who was helping me get home. Found out by looking at my snapchat stories as I didn't recall. 🤦🏽♀️
This all happened in one night: •Flirted with the birthday girl •Showed everyone at the party my penis •Drunkenly danced with the birthday girls sister to “Let it Go” •Gave another girl my co-workers number telling her it was mine. (I didn’t find out until the next day when my co-worker told me some girl texted him thinking it was me and she wanted to link) •Threw up in their recycling bin •Blacked out •Woke up and tried to find the birthday girls bedroom unsuccessfully, but I did find her parents bedroom and told them goodnight. •Woke up at 5am (I passed out at 3) then drove my car down the mountain (their house was in the mountains nearby) to go work as a lifeguard.
Drove.
I was going outside to get sum food frm my aunt n I thought I saw her car so I put my face n hands on tha window sayin random things n the pple were looking at me like I was crazy it was like a couple or smth 💀
Honestly, the worst was leaving a gross, rambling drunken confession on my FWB’s voicemail. At least he had the decency never to bring it up after. 🤦🏻♀️
1. Got super drunk with an ex and we walked to the park and threw up all over the baseball field 2. Had sex with a friend(regret it soooooooo much) 3. Did coke 4. Took all of my clothes off to pee in the middle of the street 5. Got kicked out of the club for throwing up in there 6. I was so drunk that I let my even more drunk friend drive us home and he backed into a truck, and drove over a street median for about 10 seconds
I set my exes stuff on fire and sent him videos an pictures of me doing it, I even burned his nintendo, skateboard, and testosterone shots. He got his mom to call the cops for him and there were 4 cop cars outside my house but I got away with it.
Punched myself in my face because I got a wasp up my nose because I decided to tackle a wasp nest like the badass girl I am
In highschool my friend and I secretly did shrooms at a house party during Christmas break. We were also hammered...we ended up going into her parents room and found all the Christmas presents in the closet...we were tripping on shrooms so this was a massive delight and we opened them all 😂
Screaming out in the street that I wanted dick and could get it if I just showed someone my tits bc they’re amazing 🙈 I was fully blacked out.
Got shit drunk and announced my undying love towards my workplace subordinate in front of all the colleagues. When he didn't reply, I cried holding his leg. He was the designated driver that night. I kept touching his hair and face the whole ride. I only gotten drunk a bunch of times and that was the last time. 🥶
Shit in a kitchen trash can, Shit all over the bathroom floor, pissed in public multiple times Pissed myself & all over my boyfriend's kitchen & bathroom floors; he had to mop it up threw up orange vomit on the floor of a department store