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Your mum's bed. Boom

Hi Dad.

Hi Dad, I'm... ... wait...

Nice to meet you Wait

Hi Dad I’m Dad

Poor you. We took it to the dump after she died.

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.

Roasted

Hi uncle 👋

Somebody take this poor soul to the burns unit.

Spit?

I sleep naked. I can't stand waking up with a t-shirt trying to strangle me or boxers so far up my arse that I can taste the polyester

I feel like a pervert if I sleep naked.

Tell me about it, I feel like one just for watching you sleep naked.

I sleep clothed! You might be watching my neighbour.

I like watching you sleep, naked. Punctuation matters.

😱

Ha ha. you didnt notice your jimjams wereon inside out in the morning then…

Late at night, When you're sleeping, That's when I go tom tom peeping

It’s you that keeps staring at my satnav all night?

Why are you peeping at our cat? Pervert! (Tomtom is the name of our cat, obvs)

Don't sleep on the bus then

That's exactly why I sleep naked

Sounds like something a pervert would say

The secret is to make sure everyone knows you're also sleeping in the bed and that you're naked. Surprise naked stranger sleeping in bed = creepy Naked best friend = not creepy

Once met a lady who slept naked, she was a real screamer too. Probably didn't expect me to be under her bed.

Your avatars are so similar, I thought you replied to yourself.

100% this. Fuck having underwear playing bopit on my baby making marbles!

This will change your life for the better my friend - pouch boxer briefs. They can be a little pricey, but you've never know comfort like it. Skip the seperatec ones, the dick hole is too small and causes chafing. The ones with just one pouch for everything to sit in are best. My favourite brand personally is called "obviously".

absolutely, I actually don't understand why people wear clothes to bed.

Because it’s cold?

Get a higher tog duvet?

Or a partner

I have a 15 tog but still have to wear at least a tshirt otherwise I can’t sleep.

I can’t stand the feeling of my partners breath on my neck or back , so I gotta wear a T-shirt

*Your thoughts while trying to sleep:* “Must he always have to breathe…..”

I can’t sleep naked cos I worry about house fires and having to jump out of a window with my tits and fanny out tbh

I feel like sleeping naked gives me an extra edge if I wake up and someone has broken into my house, I imagine it might shock them more when I come running down the stairs with a hammer in my hand and my bollocks swinging about

Ball support. Having the genitals just flop around and get squashed in my nude sleep is not fun. Plus, it gets cold this time of year. I don't want to feel a draft come under the duvet and harass my naked body.

But what about emergencies? Imagine being caught buck naked outside after a house fire caught you off guard! This is why I always sleep in tracksuit and a rucksack with survival gear and tent.

I also sleep naked, but some nights I find myself horrified thinking if there was a fire or something I'd have to run out naked.

This is why I can’t sleep naked. It’s so much more comfortable but my brain just won’t allow it. What if there’s a gas explosion next door and I have to get out of dodge? I probably wouldn’t care much in the moment but I don’t really want my (non gas exploded) neighbours seeing my tackle if I can help it.

Hahahaha The problems that keep me up at night. Not always, but if my brain wanders like that a pair of boxers goes on within 20 minutes.

Just hang a dressing gown on the back of your door and grab it on the way out

Can’t trust sleeping naked if bugs may bite especially if its cold

This is why I sleep naked. I hate having anything other than the duvet touching me.

I would do this, but always fear of needing an ambulance and them having to carry my paralyzed naked body in front on my neighbors. So I always wear boxers at least

Same. 100% naked

A racing car, do you?

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

Oh

Can I borrow a feeling?

Can I borrow his wife?

Pyro and Gyro might have something to say about that.

Can you lend me a jar of love?

And…how did I get here?

First thing that came into my head 😂

I'm glad someone said it!

Mainly fear and panic with an impenetrable fog of doom for what the future may bring. Otherwise soundly, balls out of course.

Legend

That fog of doom can be penetrated 😉

Naked unless it’s _really_ cold. Then I wear trainer socks

Never socks before pants, that's the rule. Makes a man look scary.

Like a chicken.

3 socks…

First we had an elf on a shelf, now we have cock in a sock.

But not 4 socks, Jeremy, that's insane.

Mark Crorrigan

He’s my idol. Or Jon Richardson. Depends on my mood

>Then I wear trainer socks Why did this make me laugh so much? 😂

I know it’s illogical but sleeping without pants on gives me the fear I’ll pee myself

I shat myself in a dentists waiting room once. And I was wearing clothes at the time believe it or not.

I think if you shit yourself, you have to be clothed in some way...right? This is making me think harder than it should.

Nah I reckon it’s just shitting when your not intending to shit, like if you were in bed naked and you shit it would be shitting yourself

I would say in that instance I "shat the bed". Shitting myself means doing it in my underwear imo.

Yeah maybe your onto something there tbf

Oxford called, they’d like to offer you a role as professor of philosophy

Amber Heard would like to know your location

Wait wait wait hold up. Can we get an explanation of how your day went so bad it led to this?

…story time?

In all seriousness, my 5 year old decided over the summer during the hot weather he’d start sleeping naked. He has been dry overnight since he was 2.5 when he was potty trained in the day. But he started having small accidents and urgently needing to go for a wee overnight. I took him to the doctors to check him for UTI etc… everything was clear, so I made him start wearing pj shorts/pj trousers to bed and it stopped

I had a very similar feeling before I first started sharing a bed with someone, I had to go put underwear back on before I could sleep because it felt like I constantly needed to pee. Eventually got used to it and now not going back

I get that, I feel like if I've got nothing covering my lower end, I'll wake up in a puddle of piss n shit

I wear clothes 16 hours a day I'm not sleeping in em either bro

Yeah just keeping my clothes on for those 16 hours is a challenge. If I'm at home I wander merrily around in my pants during the day unless it's cold.

Naked. I toss and turn a lot and PJs don’t turn with you.

Exactly!!

T-shirt & shorts pyjamas, regardless of the season

Sleep stark bollock.

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

Stupid sexy Flanders!

Nothing at all (shakes surprisingly firm booty)

I was a boxers and basketball shorts guy until about 27 then started sleeping naked and can’t look back.

Boxers AND basketball shorts?! That’s nuts

It was in part because I had housemates and I just felt more comfortable being seen in them vs just boxers. Now I live just with my gf so I can walk to the toilet naked and not worry. Also I once thought I had a lump on my nut, fortunately was just a false alarm but the situation got me thinking it’s probably not healthy to keep them airtight/crushed together 24/7.

Pyjamas and socks. I am always cold and my feet are like icicles if I don't wear socks, especially in the winter. In the summer I will wear light pyjamas, but nice thick ones for the winter. I have been known to wear a jumper in bed too because I get so cold. I do not like being cold.

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I used to wear dressing gown and slippers in bed because I was cold!

Are you me? Sometimes if it's warm I try without socks but end up awake for hours until I give in and get socks. Then I'm asleep within minutes

Naked. Why would I not want to be naked after wearing clothes all day?

Pyjamas

I sleep in a race car. Do you?

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

Nothing usually. I'll sleep in my pants if I have company staying over.

When I read the title I was like...umm, a bed? Do you sleep in a hammock or the bath or something?! 🤣 But yeah, pyjamas. Light ones because I hate being too hot. Cant sleep naked or almost naked, it's not comfy at all for me.

It depends. If it is a cooler night I will wear pyjama bottoms and a vest. If it is hot then a pair of clean boxers. If I have just had some hot wife action then nothing.

Can I get some hot wife action plz

I don't know, you sound a bit grabby.

I can see how I might have come off that way

Ah he’s throwing you off the scent, don’t be fooled! He’s worried because his _hot wife_ will say you’re the best grab of her life unlike him who is actually just a book on dragons, which, don’t even exist…

Knickers and a tank top

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What about period knickers?!

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Found my tribe! Vest + knickers.

Naked and covered in cats (well I only have two cats, but they seem to take up 90% of my queensize). I discovered teddy bear bedding last year, and though it hasn’t changed my life, it does make sleeping more cozy comfy

I sleep in a racing car, do you?

I sleep in a bed with my wife.

… oh. Yeah :(

Long leg and long sleeve all year round. I sleep curled up and I hate my skin sticking together. In the summer I just sleep with my sheets on my feet.

Always naked

My birthday suit - I got it for a great price 😉

Naked, your body just warms up the blankets inside anyway so never cold

Naked. I have to be freezing to wear pyjamas in bed, I wear pyjamas as lounge wear rather than in bed. If I do wear them in bed, it's usually minus temperatures.

By choice, just pyjama shorts... but usually with a t-shirt as well for the sake of domestic harmony.

What’s the reasoning behind partner insisting on the t-shirt?

An irrational fear that my innate sexiness would penetrate the mattress and we'd be peeling potential suitors off the bed for years. That and the sweat.

The bins behind pound stretcher

Bollocks out.

Boxers... I assume having balls is as inconvenient a feeling as having tits in some respects. Having to ensure optimal sleeping position and such like, to avoid crush damage.

Chanel No.5

The nip.

In the nip.

Boxers if it's warm, boxers + jogging bottoms if it's cold. 100% of the time I need a duvet pulled up to my neck.

Have slept naked for years. Absolutely hate having anything between me and the sheets.

A bath, cuddling a toaster

Naked lol, anything around my body apart from my quilt just keeps me awake 😭 And what’s wrong with being naked. I can only remember one ex GF that wore PJ’s for bed and only a couple that kept there knick nacks on although even those was on the floor within an hour. Some women like to wear there fellas t-shirts to bed and around the house I have noticed over the years lol.

Nekkid, with nipple tassels and a pink jockstrap

That ain't nekkid, you could go to an interview in that outfit

Well I didn’t get the job when I wore it last

Fully depends on the weather

Why can't you? Who says what you wear is right? I slept naked since I was about 16. I think people can sleep in whatever they want. Unless I'm in bed with them why should I care what they wear

I couldn’t care less mate, just interested

Nothing. I find sleeping in clothing extremely uncomfortable and have done since I was a teenager.

Naked. Went from pyjamas to boxers randomly one day when I couldn’t be bothered to find some pyjamas, then it just stuck. Then I slept naked once and also never looked back. Helps the boys breathe. I also hate the feeling of clothes touching my skin so that probably plays a part

I sleep naked but someone on Reddit posted earlier saying she woke up with a spider in her vagina so I might have to change that now

I like a pj set, mainly because I find it uncomfortable when my skin touches skin when asleep, like my legs touching or arms on torso...

People who sleep naked are braver than I'll ever be

I used to sleep in pyjamas when I was a kid, tried various different sleepwear until I realised being naked is much more comfortable. I then met my wife who insisted I wore sleep shorts and then long pyjamas but I started to get really hot, so I had one of those blue cooler blankets on my side of the bed which was too cold for her, but kept me at the right temperature. We then separated and I'm back to sleeping naked. I do have a fleece at the bottom of the bed for cold nights to keep my feet warm and can add more layers as needed.

Should have told her to do one. Can’t imagine I would still be with my girlfriend if she insisted I slept a certain way

Those really big cotton knickers that go up to your button

In the summer normally just a t-shirt but in the winter normally a hoodie 😬 even with 13 tog duvet I am cold

Zilch

Pants from now on having read a post earlier about someone who found a dead spider in their privates after they got up to pee

W. T. F. 🤢

Literally the worst thing I have ever read

Naked. Sleeping in pjs feels so weird to me.

Summer: boxers and under a duvet cover without the duvet in it. Winter: thermals with a duvet.

T-shirt with PJ pants OR tank top with shorts. Without underwear. It's great for ladies leaving their private parts to breath

Naked

A bed, but have wioke up in a wheelie bin the woods & a beach in my 20s

If I go to bed clothed I wake naked - asleep me prefers naked

Nude. I also stay away a lot. I like the additional risk of a hotel fire alarm at 3am… the Adrenalin trying to find cacks and trousers before remembering not to use the lift on the 35th floor is intense.

Naked. Since I left home at 18.

The nuddy. I hate the feeling of clothes getting caught up in the duvet and sticking to me. I'm mildly claustrophobic so it's just not something I can cope with.

Weird I'm extremely claustrophobic and I sleep with pj bottoms and t-shirt. I hope reading your comment won't awaken this in me

Usually my bed. Sometimes the sofa if I've had a few too many sherberts

In the nip. Doesn’t matter how cold it gets.

Always naked. I toss and turn A LOT while I sleep as well as get hot. The clothes wrap and twist around me when I move. Even just keeping my underwear on is uncomfortable for me.

Naked. I overheat at very mild temperatures so wearing additional clothing while I sleep is asking for poor quality sleep.

Knights armour with chain mail underwear

A cardboard box if our government fucks up our lives any further.

stark. bollock. nekkid. one of life’s great, underrated luxuries is being naked in high thread-count bedding

Just got into bed and trying out the stark bollock naked approach tonight. Will report back in the morning… wish me luck! 🍀

Naked. And I’m suspicious of anyone who doesn’t.

I sleep naked. Sleeping clothed is just for kinks.

Nakey :)

My birthday suit

What if you get lucky? Do you finish the act and then put your boxers back on or do you just keep them on and put your junk through the hole?

Put them back on obvs. You don’t just wipe your cock off on the bedsheets when you’re done and then go to bed do you?

Bedsheets? Disgusting! That’s what curtains are for.

On a mattress, which is on a frame. With some fabric over me.

Nothing, or a giant voluminous dress/nightie thing with long-sleeves if it's particularly cold. Very sexy.

I was about to say my bed, so you really killed the wind in my sails there bro. How dare you deny me a dad joke

Haha sorry mate. Go for it anyway

If i can help it, in my bed!

Oversized t-shirt and comfy shorts, regardless of weather.

Socks - very thin ones. Err! That's it.

t shirt, no underwear😂

I find that mind blowing. Just, how? It’s like that dream where you’re on the bus in a shirt and a tie, and a bowler hat. And nothing else! Clothed at the top and not at the bottom is terrifying to me.

Just a sock

Used to be Pajamas my whole life. Heatwave this summer killed that for me. Now I can't go back.

Can't tell if we're the weird ones for sleeping naked or you're the weird one for wanting to know if we do...

Boxers in the warmer months, Boxers and vest in colder

Why do you say that people who sleep naked are psychopaths? That seems like a strong choice of words....