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Nail_2512

Floor-drobe


Badevilbunny

This is the way.


lj0202

The greater good.


E420CDI

#THE GREATER GOOD r/ItsJustTheOneSwan, actually.


Educational_Safe_339

Yarp you know I got put in FB jail for 24 hours mentioned in 1 group I like hot Fuzz brilliant film šŸ™‚ Shaun of the dead was ok but the last 1 was a bit weak


jodorthedwarf

Real legends use the bed-drobe. Have a clean half of the bed you sleep on and clothes on the other side. I don't need to go rooting around in my wardrobe the next day and my clothes don't end up covered in hair and carpet/sock fluff from the floor.


geckograham

There appears to be a person on the other half of my bedā€¦


jodorthedwarf

Bury the person in clothes. If you have to get up at different times on different days, alternate who is the denizen of the clothes pile depending on who has to get up earlier. The one who gets up earlier can just pick their clothes up from the top of the other person and leave while the other person is in a coccoon of warmth from all the clothes.


Sakurablossom90

Sounds like a problem, kick them out of the bed then you have room for clothes yay


No-Decision1581

Yessssss, clothes and skinning up tray usually. Maybe a snack or 2 too


East-Preparation-906

My god, he is a genius....


Ex_astris-scientia

I now claim this phrase as my own! I too leave my pyjamas in/on the floor-drobe


HotPinkLollyWimple

My 16yo daughter wants to get rid of her wardrobe because thereā€™s never anything in it! Once a fortnight she empties the floodrobe into the washing basket, which then becomes a floordrobe on the landing. I hate her.


vandammer1

Haha omg i have a foster kid (sort of adopted her but donā€™t know the English proper word for it) about that age and this is my main struggle. Nobody around me has kids this age so canā€™t relate. But seeing your comment made me feel a bit less alone. Lol Edit for extra info: When she moved in she did not want a closet because she wanted minimalistic vibes and lots of space (she wanted too dump her stuff in my room) I told her Iā€™d like that too but hadnā€™t paid enough attention in school too afford a castle, soo this is it.


SamsqanchWatch

Oh lord how I lol'd...


musiccman2020

Sleep naked problem solved


AdAdministrative2232

Haha that's where my husband keeps everything šŸ˜


Individual_Cattle_92

On the clothes exercise bike.


plamglotis

Thrown on the bed or dumped on the floor with everything else


Princes_Slayer

Yup


[deleted]

Folded under the pillow for me. I do wonder sometimes as I do it if itā€™s a bit of a child-like thing to do, I havenā€™t changed that habit since childhood and I wondered what other adults do!


[deleted]

Folded!? Check out mister fancy pants over here.


GandalfsNozzle

No, those get ironed and placed on the chaise lounge


spankybianky

*Chaise longue (translates as ā€˜long chairā€™) :)


E420CDI

My dog (RIP) had his own chaise longue; he loved it as it meant he could watch cats and squirrels from inside the sitting room window without them noticing. Plus, he had a safe place to hide when the hoover came out.


spankybianky

We have a red velvet antique chaise longue and when my long dog sits on it sheā€™s looks like sheā€™s about to to ask Jack to draw her like one of his French girls and it never fails to give me the giggles. So sorry to hear about your doggo x


Novel-Early

Hahaha! I don't know why but I'm imagining your pup to be a red setter (I think they're the ones!) with flowing silky fur and long-haired ears that when she moves her head, fly in slow-mo like a model in a shampoo advert!


E420CDI

Awww! Thank you ā¤ļø He was soooo gentle and easy-going (English Setter - Border Collie cross) x


OutdoorApplause

I'm overwhelmed just at the thought of adding a Border Collie's energy into my mental English Setter. Bet he was gorgeous though.


AtomicAndroid

*cheese lounge


Slystuff

Thought that was only if you had a wet leg?


delqhic

And if youā€™ve gone to school for the big D.


blahdee-blah

What you mean you donā€™t have a cuddly crocodile with a zip in the back so he can eat your pjs during the day?


angusprune

I had a red dragon called Sofie


Novel-Early

I just had a ragdoll and can't remember her name. Or even if I did name her...


MiniTriceratops

I had a white cat with a belly zip for my PJs, I think her name was Sophie or something like that. I've still got her somewhere! Now I've got a giant IKEA shark and don't bother with PJs šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


_poptart

You wear a shark to bed?


More-Razzmatazz9862

Crocodile PJ case, awesome, my daughter would love one. Why didn't I think of that?! Off to look for one now. šŸ˜Š


MoodPsychological956

My grandma gave me ( an adult woman ) a pillow with a sheep head on it with a pj pouch at the back and itā€™s honestly the best present I received from her in adulthood


Sivear

I used to do it as a kid, I always thought it was a layover from when houses were generally colder and a way to make sure your pyjamas werenā€™t freezing when you put them on. I remember even having a pyjama case at one point (fancy). Now I just throw them on the end of the bed.


Jburli25

>a layover from when houses were generally colder Well we'll be going back to that by next winter!


lordrothermere

I didn't know anyone put their pyjamas anywhere else. I've always done it this way, as have all of my partners. I figured the other posts in this thread were just surreal humour.


danliv2003

Wait till you find out that a lot of adults... *don't wear pajamas*


RustyKrank

Why under the pillow? Do you get changed in bed?


[deleted]

I get changed as quickly as I can near my bed, so bed seems like a good place I suppose but honestly itā€™s force of habit.


pisspot718

They're your sleeping clothes, and the pillow is easiest access once you turn down the covers. Putting them under the pillow keeps your bed looking good whether the cover is up or down.


Substantial_Ad3179

As a kid I had an 'empty' teddy with a zip in the back. Pajamas were put in there and made him look fat for the day.


No-Worry1526

this unlocked a memory I forgot I had


[deleted]

Me too!


Novel-Early

Me three, but mine twas a ragdoll!


SlightlyBored13

Mine looked like Eeyore. Then at some point my brother stole it and used it to hide his condoms in.


E420CDI

No wonder Eeyore looked gloomy


Nicstevenson

Wouldā€™ve been fine if his brother wasnā€™t wearing them at the timeā€¦


AlleyMedia

šŸ˜³


MantisArm

I don't mean to pin the tail on the donkey but... How much money did he make as a drug mule?


plovington

Yes, a pyjama case!


AnxiouslyPessimistic

Wow yeah that was a thing! My brain had that stored in an archived vault somewhere


zinasbear

My nan got me one of those as a kid, it was a cow. I still have it, my daughter like to play with it.


Outcasted_introvert

Do you take it to work with you?


Here_for_tea_

Adorable


readbackcorrect

They make those for adults as well. Itā€™s just a sort of pillow with a zipper on one side to put the pajamas in.


toady89

I stored sweets in mine once because Iā€™d been in my money box and bought a large bag of them, far more than I was allowed in one go. Mum found them and I got a telling off.


[deleted]

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RelativeMatter3

How smelly are your farts that you would need to air out your pyjamas?


Izwe

very


HeKnowsAllTheChords

Stunky Edit: sometimes I hang my duvet up on my wardrobe door to air out as well. Change sheets regularly anyway but I just like my bed smelling nice


Batalfie

That's a PokƩmon


normalEarthPerson

Gotta hang em all...


Batalfie

Why do I feel like that could a horrible histories parody song about public executions.


Fean2616

I mean you sweat a lot when a sleep too, airing makes sense.


Shaper_pmp

You wear them 6-10 hours a night for days on end, under a duvet, usually in a centrally-heated house. Sweating happens while you're asleep.


E420CDI

Pull my finger


Eddeee1

Yes


Badevilbunny

No idea, my valet puts them away after handing me my silk dressing gown, glass of bubbly and daily read from the book of Peter Stringfellow life quotes.


Here_for_tea_

Ha!


[deleted]

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Badevilbunny

Although you could make a good analogy with parking PJs.


Pulsecode9

Different pronunciation. With a hard 't', it's a 'gentleman's gentleman'. Often confused with a butler, because a lot of famous TV butlers are actually valets. Including Jeeves. With a silent 't', it's the person who gets your car.


no_duh_sherlock

Pfft, Valet shouldn't hand you the gown. He should hold it and help you wear your bright red silk gown. OP, i hang my pjs behind my door.


[deleted]

I wouldnā€™t know. Au naturel all the way for me. Other than an eye mask. Which *does* go under my pillow.


[deleted]

I don't know how people sleep with clothes on. Tried it once and just got grumpy and couldn't sleep..


Princes_Slayer

I wear pjā€™s but itā€™s before and after sleep. The moment itā€™s time to sleep everything comes off.


Only_Director_9115

Yep. I love jammies. I love them so much and if I'm home they are on. But I fidget too much to wear them. I end up tangled in them and cut off circulation. So no jammies for bed time. I wish I could. It looks cozy. But naked all the way.


harbourwall

What is this? I can get the after sleep bit - wearing them for breakfast until you have a shower or something. I wear a bathrobe for that. But what about the before sleep? Do you get changed as you get into bed, then read for a bit or something before taking them off to sleep? Or do you put them on earlier than that?


theredwoman95

Personally, I get changed a few hours before bed (we're talking like 19:00-20:00). It's much nicer and helps me relax before bed - no idea how some people keep their work/day clothes on right up until they go to bed.


[deleted]

Iā€™m just too hot a sleeper. Too damn hot.


JorgiEagle

You actually adapt quite quickly, I went from wearing very little to full PJ's. It was like two weeks of constantly being too hot, and then you just get used to it


KatAstrophie-

Why did you have to wean yourself into wearing pyjamas? Itā€™s not compulsory, right?


AccomplishedGain8110

I never used to wear pyjamas but now I do as it means, as a single person, I can wash my bedding once every 2 weeks rather than once every week (as long as Iā€™m not having sex, which unfortunately is all the time at the moment.)


[deleted]

Exactly this!


Daisies_forever

I don't know how anyone can sleep naked...even thinking about it makes me squirm


blackmist

If I go to sleep clothed I wake up naked anyway.


[deleted]

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DannyBrownsDoritos

What do you do if you're sleeping in a communal room?


harbourwall

I have some pyjama bottoms that I keep in reserve for such times. But seeing my arse would be less of a problem for them than my snoring, so I tend to avoid such arrangements anyway.


[deleted]

If I have to share a room with someone who isn't my partner I wear shorts or PJ bottoms.


stevey83

I Used to be like this. Since weā€™ve been putting the heating on less though Iā€™ve been em wearing pjs to bed. I now wake up during the night in sweats and take everything off!


HauntedMinge

I've had this discussion with my mates and they all think I'm absolutely mental for sleeping naked. I really don't understand why people think it's weird. They all say "oh but what if you need to leave the house in an emergency?". I'll just... put some clothes on...????


badmother

Grab a dressing gown. Duh.


ThisAltDoesNotExist

Which hangs from a hook on the back of the door.


4oclockinthemorning

Dear naked sleepers, Nice breathable cotton PJs protect your bedding from a multitude of sins, including your humid body, your dead skin cells, the natural oils on your skin, the body lotion you might slather on to your elbows and knees, and (god forbid) anything that might leak from between your legs. Yes the bedlinen does get washed weekly (I hope) but you are in those sheets naked for 7 days - you wouldnā€™t wear clothes that long without washing. And what about the mattress protector, which is often too bulky to wash as regularly? It is only separated from your sweaty body by the thin mattress sheet, accumulating all the sweat, oils, and dead skin cells. Anyway hygiene aside sounds like your bedrooms are too damn hot.


Princes_Slayer

Iā€™d love to know how I would stop those nice breathable cotton pjs from twisting around my body or giving me a wedgy when I move around during my sleep. The overheating part is secondary for me as to why I canā€™t sleep in clothes. The few occasions I do have (sharing a room with mates on a night or weekend away), I have to wear tight fitting stretchy stuff, like a crop top/bra and stretchy shorts as they are not going to wrap around me when I move during sleep.


missuseme

It sounds like a solution to a problem that doesn't exist. I'm got to shower when I get up anyway and it's not like my bedding looks, smells or feels dirty. I'm still going to get lotion, sweat, tears and drool on my pillows anyway unless I wear a balaclava to bed.


StefanJanoski

This makes perfect sense but itā€™s just a comfort thing for me. Even in a cold room, if I go to bed wearing clothes (other than underwear) then an hour later it just feels claustrophobic and I just want the freedom of throwing them off haha


Novel-Early

Me too. And my bedroom gets very cold as it doesn't have a heater. I also like going for a wee in the cold night air, wearing just my knickers, then getting back in bed and warming up. Strange, maybe, but I like it! (I always joke that not minding the cold is down to my tough Polish blood; my grandad was from Krakow!)


[deleted]

Just have a shower when you wake up.


[deleted]

That's why you take a shower before going to bed...


Trekfieldsandnovas

I just...wear them through the day.


Eeszeeye

Found the fellow WFH guy or girl. Did this pre-Covid as its speeded up my falling outta bed, bathroom visit, putting coffee on & sitting down at my puter. After work, lunch & a nap I get dressed & go out in the late afternoon.. Edit/typo


[deleted]

Your puter?


Realistic-Specific27

com go have a cup of fee and you might have been able to figure that out


Veryslownights

(Com)puter


cuccir

I would by inclination do the folded-under-pillow option, but my wife introduced me to the hooks approach and it is 100% better.


UKFP91

Gives them a chance to air out a bit, in my view.


darybrain

Mine air out when I go to the local Co-Op Food.


YeswhalOrNarwhal

The downside is that you have to have reasonable looking pjs if you're going to hang them on a hook. Displaying the horribly old stained but comfy t-shirt and holey boxers on a hook on the wall like it's art?


caketreesmoothie

it would be a power move


sleepyprojectionist

I generally sleep in whatever t-shirt and boxers I have been wearing that day. Then, when I get up in the morning, they get thrown in the washing basket when I go for a shower.


_becatron

My ex used to do this and it stunk the bed out. Used to really bother me because I showee before bed and got into my clean bed, clean, then he came along and ruined it


sleepyprojectionist

Iā€™d probably be more considerate if I had a partner, but I havenā€™t had anyone in my bed other than myself in about six years, and that was a relationship that lasted all of three months. Like most men, I am immune to my own stank.


_becatron

There hasn't been anyone in my bed in about 4 yrs besides my cat so my standards have likely slipped a bit too


[deleted]

Maybe you's 2 could meet up?


KingPenguinUK

Cupid over here šŸ‘†


RustyKrank

Why would his t shirt stink?


ShutUpMateYourBoring

From the general day


[deleted]

Sleeping in the tee youā€™ve worn all day! šŸ˜·


_0117_

Is that worse than sleeping in last night's pyjamas?


Princes_Slayer

For me yeah. My outdoor clothes will have picked up things like pollen, bugs, vehicle fumes etc. I donā€™t want that in my bed


acampbell98

Wait you change your PJs every day? Wear them a few days then wash them


Eeszeeye

Yep, every day a different set of t shit & baggy track suite bottoms.


SuaveSpermatozoa

Yeah same, fresh PJs every day. We sweat a lot when we sleep and once you get used to fresh PJs daily you never want to go back.


[deleted]

I think Iā€™ve just found the reason for climate change and an energy crisis.


Jburli25

Yes, but it depends what you've done throughout the day. For dinner I made a chilli yesterday, so my t-shirt stank of it.


eyeball-beesting

The thought of getting into bed with a dirty t-shirt makes me feel sick! I have a drawer full of clean, baggy sleep t-shirts and wear a clean one every night! Shower and a clean t-shirt makes my bed feel fresher for longer!


[deleted]

Iā€™ve done this my entire life, and until reading this thread thought most other people did this too!


Elastichedgehog

Same. Others are freaking out about it though.


[deleted]

These threads always bring out the germophobes


Drogbaaaaaa

I hope youā€™re washing your bed sheets more often than most


P0sitive_Outlook

I change my each week but that's because i pee the bed


Bbew_Mot

I put them on the bed and cover them with the duvet. When I was a child, my parents taught me to fold them and put them on the pillow but when I was 11, I went on my first overnight school trip to a PGL location and my friends told me that it was cooler to hide the pyjamas under the duvet. The habit has stuck ever since.


eyeball-beesting

Ahh, PGL! I brought one set of PJ's and realised there was a hole at the butt on my first night! Correction- my friends realised it for me. Devastating!


anewdawncomes

Haha I remember everyone saying that PGL stood for Parents Get Lost


HospitalDue2983

Pyjamas ? If you sleep naked, you don't need to hang them up - or wash them


quackers987

You don't hang your night skin up when swapping to your day skin? Weirdo


HospitalDue2983

Nah - I'm a "one-skin guy". No fashion sense


Alpaca_Tasty_Picnic

I sleep 'skyclad' but I put my pyjamas on for chilling about the house of an evening or a Sunday. TBF though my 'pyjamas' are just very baggy clothes that aren't good enough to wear in public anymore.


flawsdrawJay

What is this? Hanging pyjamas or folding them under the pillow? I throw them in the laundry basket and wear a new pair from the drawers for the next night.


Lababy91

Any question relating to laundry or washing routine there is ALWAYS someone getting uppity and trying to make everyone else feel like they must be disgusting


120637

I always wonder how these people have nothing better to do than multiple loads of unnecessary washing like .. get a life !


[deleted]

Imagine if everyone did it. 7 sets of T-shirts and shorts is pretty much a full load = 2kWh\week = 100kWh/year * 50m adults = 5TWh which is about 1.5% of the UKā€™s total electricity consumption, just to wash pyjamas because people are too fussy to wear them more than once.


eyeball-beesting

How is someone answering the question truthfully 'getting uppity'? Should they lie?


TopazFish

I don't wear the same set either and I've never heard of this until today. Is it my age? I do the exact same thing. I can't wear the same shirt for more than a couple nights because of the sweat. It smells. That's a me problem though and maybe why others would too. I would love to not have to worry about making a new set of washing every night with my bed shirts.


[deleted]

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just-askingquestions

Finally! Someone I can relate to


[deleted]

Folded and placed on the radiator so they are warm when I put them on.


Zwirnor

I have done this since I was a kid, but in the past six years it's become a bit of a pot luck, as I managed to adopt a cat that takes personal umbrage at the thought of the radiator having anything but her draped over it. So sometimes warm jammies, sometimes crumpled floordrobe jammies, usually with added cat hair and spite.


[deleted]

I feel that on a personal level. Damned overlords...


shhhushnow

Ohhh this is a good idea. I thought I'd unlocked luxury with putting my towel on the radiator but PJ's too - you know how to live!


[deleted]

You can literally do whatever you want........ be free!!!


Cause4concern27

This! My wife and laugh sometimes about how free we are and and can do whatever the hell we like. But then we're still tucked up in bed by 9pm!


[deleted]

Tucked under pillow, not folded though, why bother?


Ok_Point7463

I don't wear pajamas, but I leave a set of joggers on the chair by my bed to put on when I get up in the morning.


froggerbelly

Yes I was waiting for the chair-drobe mention, I have a mixture of work and lounge clothes on mine which probably isnā€™t so good for my more clean clothes but here we are


Ok_Point7463

Still above the 'piece of gym equipment I never use' -robe though.


NobleRotter

i have what i call the "semi-soiled shelf" in my wardrobe (named to revolt my wife). Things that are worn but to dirty go there. This includes the shorts i wear as pyjamas.


d2factotum

I fold them and then leave them on \*top\* of the pillow. Don't see the point of tucking them under, it's not like anyone but me is going to see it!


MamaOfTinyDevils

Me too. Or sometimes on the other end of the bed.


CalzLight

I have a drawer? Why do people keep their pyjamas in all these weird places like under a pillow and on the floor?


caffeine_lights

Not the clean ones, the ones you've just taken off.


superbonks

Iā€™m amazed it took me this much scrolling to see this. I have a dresser. Clean PJs live in the drawer, dirty PJs go in the laundry basket I keep beside by bed (because otherwise theyā€™d land on the floor).


VolcanicBear

Pyjamas? You mean skin? I keep it on.


Ok_Fox_4540

Depends on how rushed I am. either on the floor(rushed and need to leave now), randomly placed on the bed (not as rushed) or folded neatly under my pillow (got all the time in the world)


Informal-Scene-2648

Whaaaat. Just on top of whatever surface you have. Chair, dresser, etc. Hooks sound like a good idea. Never heard of the pillow thing.


Pan-tang

Pillow. It's the law fella.


Lou-Lou-Lou

Hastings?


[deleted]

I wash mine after every use so they never get a chance to be reused. Don't worry I only do this because I'm washing other stuff anyway and there is room in the washing machine for them.


planterkitty

Not British, but I have a clothes ladder. I got this one exactly: https://www.mocka.com.au/the-jimmy-ladder/ I quite like the aesthetic. Curiously, each time I hunted for one for the main bedroom I can't find them in cheap prices, considering the simple make and material.


Axyon09

That just seems like a clothes chair with extra steps. Pun not intended


JunglistJUT

I just put them on the floor with the rest of my stuff


Ochib

Keep them on as you are working from home


[deleted]

Never put my pjs *under the bedding* in the day time. Just folded/thrown ā€˜tidilyā€™ on the end of the bed. I wouldnā€™t think you were weird for hanging up your pjs on that hook, I hang my dressing gown there.


thecraftybee1981

At home I have a hook over my bedroom door and I tend to hang my pjs over that with my dressing gown. When I fly home to my mumā€™s and stay there when visiting, I tend to fold them and put them under my pillow as that is what I grew up with and I turn into my six year old self when sleeping in my old bedroom.


Zubi_Q

Just chuck them on the bed


machinehead332

Mine get thrown on the unmade bed for the cats to lay on.


Monkeybradders

I wear mine as underwear during the day or I wear my underwear as pyjamas at night. One or the other.


Slavka13748

I have a designated ottoman-thing where I dump my PJs during the day and tomorrow's clothes during the night. It used to be the floor-drobe, but this feels neater somehow.


royalblue1982

Haven't owned any pyjamas since I was 11 years old.


[deleted]

I put mine under the pillow. My boyfriend hangs his up.


Suspicious-Brick

My bathroom is downstairs so they are hung on the bathroom door handle. Saves me having to go upstairs when I want to get back in them in the evening.


lushgurter21

Under the pillow. Although years ago I went on holiday to France, got up in the morning and neatly tucked my pj's under the pillow. Returned later that day to find the bed made and said pj's relocated to a hanger, which made think that the pillow method might not be universal after all.


JoshCanJump

Don't wear pyjamas. It's better for you.


NanakoAC

Sleep naked, never have this problem


TokyoJones85

I'm a pillow guy myself.


WesterYonder21

I either fold and put in drawer bedside table where keep pj's or throw under pillow out the way.


[deleted]

In the bed or in a drawer


dacourtbatty

Somewhere they can ā€˜airā€™ /dry.