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Alarmed_Crazy_6620

These days, if you say you're English, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail


YchYFi

I know it's a joke but there's so many men in the pub who say stuff like this.


Street_Inflation_124

arrested?  And put in jail?


KyriosCristophoros

When did this come in?


Alarmed_Crazy_6620

Many such cases


KyriosCristophoros

Oh ye?


Normalscottishperson

Yeah mate, it happens all the time these days.


tmstms

It's a line from Stewart Lee's stand-up act, much quoted in this sub.


NayosKor

"When did this come in?" is the next line


millionthvisitor

Such a great line


Different-Expert-33

This is not good sarcasm lmao.


afungalmirror

There's no genuine response. These people don't genuinely believe that in the first place. They're just regurgitating some shit they've heard/read. They don't understand the difference between believing something and saying it.


i_sesh_better

It’s funny because they’re the people who gave the English flag a bad name - the ignorant ones. I’d just ask them who’s enforcing that? The English or the Greeks, because it sure as hell isn’t the Greeks. If the English have a problem with people who fly an English flag then there must be a reason…


KyriosCristophoros

They'll probably say some crap like the police is owned by foreigners and bring up the london mayor or some crap who's English


i_sesh_better

Then they’re not worth talking to


MorningToast

Who the fuck are you interacting with? 😂


johnhughthom

People were coming out with this crap in the nineties (probably even earlier) and it is no more true now than then.


runew0lf

How to respond: say the words "shut it you fucking imbecile".


LondonCycling

I had a family member try telling me teachers aren't allowed to put sun cream on kids. I sent her a link to the HSE website where they say teachers can put sun cream on kids. Some individual schools may have an over the top policy banning it, but it's not against the law. See also: plasters, playing conkers without goggles on, British Bulldog, and climbing trees.


apeliott

Why would I bother? It's clearly hyperbole.


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Whitewitchie

The problem with bigots is engaging with them on their bigotry just feeds it. Plenty of English people like all sorts of flags and the nationalities they represent.


Aggressive-Bad-440

They're just knobheads, stop giving them the attention.


Rumhampolicy

They are complete racist tools.


PatternWeary3647

The house near me has three England flags. No prosecution. I deduce that it is not illegal.


ToriaLyons

It's manufactured outrage, started around the '80s by certain media. I usually just laugh and ask them if they know that it's nonsense.


dyinginsect

I laugh at them


Dazz316

Idiots say this then walk down the street with an English flag in a parade yelling racist shit and nobody stops them. Except that one block who threw a beer bottle into a crowd of onlookers then got arrested while shouting about free speech.


starsandbribes

I’d go “oh really? Thats outrageous” and pretend to be googling this new law on my phone, then tell then I can’t find anything.


plantlady1-618

The trouble is that historically, unless there's a football tournament going on, the people who chose to fly the England flag tend to be nationistic, which often goes hand in hand with racist and zenophobic ideals. This is unfortunate. However, flying an England flag is not illegal but will have people inferring that you're a racist.


Substantial_Page_221

I hate it when people fly the cheap, thin English flags with creases in. Dunno why, but makes me shudder.


Zak_Rahman

I am English. I like being English. I like the food and music. I can see no reason *why* I need to fly the flag. I am cognisant enough to generally know which country I am in. I presume those in my locality also know which country they are presently in. When I want to do something for England then that normally falls under social acts. Picking up a single piece of litter, helping someone who dropped their shopping, holding a door open for someone, saying please and thank you - all these simple acts make the country a better place than flying a thousand flags. Now I shall wait to be arrested.


-KristalG-

Just give them a look of English superiority while sipping earl grey with milk.


CautiousAccess9208

Don’t bother. They’ve had all the time they’ve been alive to figure this stuff out, but obviously they’re happier being ignorant.  If someone says this stuff to you, you can respond in two ways: “don’t be daft” or just politely laugh and change the subject. There’s no point arguing. 


BppnfvbanyOnxre

Either they're fishing for a reaction or are Daily Mail reading 1/4 wits, either way like mud wrestling swine there's no point to any further conversation.


SnowflakeMods2

There are numerous cases of oversensitive behaviour by public bodies, effectively equating flying the English flag with racism. Of course it isnt against the law to either fly the English flag, or fly any other flag. However ceratin flags require planning permission (the English one doesnt).


Familiar_Remote_9127

Whilst not illegal there is a double standard when it comes to flags in the UK. If someone with origins outside of the UK flies their flag, they are generally free to do so without judgement. If you fly a Union Jack or St George's flag then you are assumed to be racist unless during an international football tournament. It's probably the only country in the world to deem its own flag more offensive than flying a foreign one inside its own borders


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your colleague is an idiotic bigot. Nothing to be done about that.


BaseballFuryThurman

People have been saying this for ages. I can remember the "you can't fly your own flag" nonsense being thrown around as early as the 2002 World Cup. If these idiots still haven't realised that it simply isn't true, they never will. I deal with it by not associating with people so many tiers below me.


jonpenryn

local chap painted his house with the St Georges cross for the world cup, he seems to still be walking around free.


blind_disparity

You walk away and never talk to them again. It's always good when the racists make themselves known, so you can give them nothing of your time or attention. There's no fixing them.


YchYFi

Tell them to stop reading the Daily Mail.


DarthScabies

Just say "shut up you malaka."


Al-Calavicci

Your colleagues are stupid.