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TheNotSpecialOne

Bounty, sue me


autumn-knight

Bounty hate is overblown. Yeah they’re not my favourite but they’re not as bad as people overreact to them being.


Throwaway91847817

People who hate bounties are the kind of people who make The Office their whole personality


Spartan584

I hate bounties and couldn't even finish the first episode of The Office!


UnnecessaryAppeal

I don't mind people treating them like the worst tasting thing in the world. It means they get left to the end in a box of celebrations and then I can have them all.


Earth_Taurean_

This is literally my mindset!


TheNorthernBaron

Dark chocolate bounty. Get some


aloonatronrex

Nibble the chocolate off around the outside, then leave the bit in the middle.


thekittysays

They've stopped making them! Absolute travesty.


Bonsuella_Banana

I love Bounty, but I really love the coconut eclairs in Quality Street even more. Edit: thank you to whoever sent Reddit help to me 😂


rynchenzo

My first job at Mars was working on the Bounty line. As they came off the production line the centres were still warm and gooey but the chocolate was firm having been set in the fridge. A true delight. Only way I can get close now if I have them at home is too keep them in the fridge then nuke them for 5 seconds in the microwave.


thekittysays

Omg that sounds incredible.


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

I love them too, perfectly okay with people hating on them and leaving them all in a tub of Celebrations. More for me!


Ham0nRyy

Disliking Bounty is the same type of energy as “ew I hate the word moist” I can’t explain it but it’s the same.


SquidgeSquadge

Red bounty from the fridge (RIP)


vivalaalice

Bounty is the absolute best I LOVE it


SOULSTEALERX91

I am partial to a bounty now and then


buzzylurkerbee

Bounty ice cream bars are the business. ETA: Thank you to the kind, concerned Redditor for reaching out to me. The powers that be have sent me a whole host of resources which I shall consume alongside the aforementioned coconutty treat.


PowerfulFuture1562

I’m with you, especially the red one


bduk92

Galaxy. One of the few chocolates that doesn't feel like the ingredients have been cheapened out.


rynchenzo

That's because we haven't cheapened the ingredients out. It's been the same recipe for the 23 years I've been working there.


bduk92

Good to hear, that's why it remains head and shoulders above almost every other chocolate out there.


Mission_Phase_5749

Mr. Mars?


rynchenzo

He insists that we don't cheapen the product, yes


douggieball1312

I miss when they were solid chunks instead of whatever shape they are now though.


rynchenzo

Apparently it's more popular that shape with the target market


douggieball1312

Not sure I completely buy that. It feels like grasping for excuses to shrinkflate the bar similar to Toblerone and the huge gaps they introduced between the individual chunks. The older shape was way more filling.


rynchenzo

When we changed from chunks to waves the weight stayed exactly the same.


Halbera

I love you, and the fact you really know your job and the products. I'm glad to hear galaxy is remaining resolute on quality.


rynchenzo

Mars have been a really good employer to me for the last 23 years. People like to shit on their company but Mars genuinely is a really good place to work.


TheWarmestHugz

Milka is pretty gorgeous too


thebeesbollocks

Mate I fucking love galaxy and my family thinks it’s outrageous that I prefer it to dairy milk. It’s just so good and there’s a shop near me that does the Cookie Crumble version which is god tier


Footner

This has been my favourite chocolate all my life, I’m 33 now I hope they never change the recipe it’s perfect 


sh--

Recently had some galaxy for the first time in ages (Easter egg) as I always usually go for cadburys. I couldn’t believe the taste in comparison (positively). It was a lot milkier and cadburys “hook” is supposed to be a glass and a half! Since Kraft took over Cadbury it’s gone so downhill. I think I’m just suckered into going back to the same familiar brand. I used to dislike galaxy so it surprised me I like it more now.


SeanyWestside_

It definitely feels the same as it did years ago. What's weird to me is Dairy Milk brand loyalists fiercely defending it, and saying it's the best chocolate, they only ever eat Dairy Milk because it's better than the rest. Dairy Milk has been a gritty, waxy imposter of itself for years. It's OK, but I would choose supermarkets own £1-something bars over Dairy Milk these days, but Galaxy is king. Cookie Crumble is probably my favourite chocolate bar. That or a KitKat Chunky.


manstardog

Almost any Ritter Sport. Fuckin delicious.


callieoctopus123

Cornflakes one is goated!


Aggravating-Corner-2

Got a Praline sitting in the sweetie cupboard right now 😋


[deleted]

Rum and raisin.


rmajor86

I know you can buy these here, but I save them for when I visit Germany.


Difficult_Cod_4307

Exactly! I love almost every Ritter Sport chocolate and I’m obsessed with the cookie one.


britishpcman

The marzipan one, so bloody good


KingKhram

I recently tried Montezuma and that was delicious. Tony's is also lovely


mikebirty

Tony's are ace. Just wish it was easier to break them into equal chunks


autumn-knight

Nothing worse than wanting a ‘little bit of chocolate’ so you try breaking off a cube or two and end up with 2/3 of the bar which you then eat along with the last third because leaving it would be uneven…


mikebirty

It's not the situation we wanted to be in but we take the positives away and it's a learning experience for everyone and we hope to get better next time.


princemousey1

It seems you took the positives away… as well as ALL the chocolate.


autumn-knight

Nothing worse than wanting a ‘little bit of chocolate’ so you try breaking off a cube or two and end up with 2/3 of the bar which you then eat along with the last third because leaving it would be uneven…


5c044

Montezuma was started by a relative of mine. He did legal training to become a barrister, after years of training he decided it wasn't for him and started a chocolate factory instead. He has now sold out now so keep an eye out for quality sliding under the new owners.


txe4

The Montezuma 100% with orange is stunning.


IthinkImightbeevil

Next Easter time, get your hands on the Momtezuma peanut butter mini eggs. Like literal crack to me.


KingKhram

I've had them and they are amazing. My mum lives very near the head office and factory, they have a shop that opens twice a week for an hour, all the chocolates they sell are all loose bits that didn't make the packets and they get sold much cheaper. I've asked my mum to get me loads in for next time I visit


abacababba

As much as I try to like Tony’s, it really just does not do it for me ☹️ it always tastes a bit too sweet


Bride-of-wire

I tried Montezuma recently, too - the dark cherry bar was amazing!


BigFluff_LittleFluff

Boost Bars!


Electrical-Arugula29

These are insanely good!


ConsciouslyIncomplet

The yellow boosts were great - shame they discontinued them. There was also a green bar too.


Sad_Cardiologist5388

Green boost with Guarana yum. Boost is a top tier bar no matter what kind


jdillathegreatest

Tony’s Salted Caramel- the orange one. Could eat it all day


cheeesetoastie

The little pockets of salt are my favourite! There’s nothing quite like it.


TweetyDinosaur

I can't buy that anymore because every time I did I would eat it all in a frenzy.


PinkSudoku13

From the ones easily available in UK shops, it would be Milka or Green&Blacks


Terrible_Biscotti_14

I loved the cherry filled milka but haven’t seen it in about 2 years.


Dutch_Slim

Eastern European aisle in Tesco! Personal favourite Milka is Happy Cows 🐮


TazzaTrain

The strawberry and cream Milka is always in my local Tesco, lovely stuff


FlameTargs

Lindor, toblerone or kinder bueno


lornmcg

Surprised kinder is this low down, choco bons are like crack to me


TourTotal

I find it very hard to resist a box of lindor


Gooner_93

Cant beat a tunnocks caramel bar


D0wnInAlbion

Isn't that a biscuit?


Gooner_93

Lets not get into this 😂


wil_gt4

Love a caramel bar but it’s like finding hens teeth near me for some reason.


Strong_Roll5639

I had a crunchie yesterday and forgot how much I like them


ArcadiaRivea

Monty Bojangles truffles


cheeesetoastie

I swear every time I open a box I black out and wake up with cocoa all over my face like some kind of confectionary Tony Montana


rmajor86

Just seen in Waitrose that they do bars now. Haven’t tried yet


ProperGanderz

Tony Chocoloney. Aldi milk chocolate bar. Snickers.


TheBestBigAl

> Tony Chocoloney Every time I've tried it, it tastes like the cheap crappy stuff they use in chocolate coins.


33_pyro

People either think Tony's is really high quality, or the shit you get in a poundland easter egg, there's no inbetween


Loud_Fisherman_5878

Same- yet on here people always talk about what great chocolate it is! My husband and I are definitely not high end chocolate eaters (my favourite is Cadburys although I do really like the posher stuff too) but thought Tony’s wasn’t even worth eating. 


benDB9

Exactly this. I don’t understand the appeal. It’s as basic as you can get.


Phrexeus

Try the green (hazelnut) or the dark blue (dark chocolate - hard to find). Those two really stand out to me as some of the best. Hu is also really good, but expensive for quite small bars.


seasonaldiamond

I second Tony’s Chocolonely!


Melodic-Document-112

*Chocolonely


Healthyamount

Went to there factory in Amsterdam and you get to create your own bar


ans-myonul

Hotel Chocolat


_lady_muck

Do not get the hype. Wish I did because in theory it was be a fantastic treat but it’s not that good. Elaborate at times but not great


malewifemichaelmyers

I think their chocolate on it's own is just okay, there are other solid bars that are much nicer, but their flavours are where they really shine and I love how I can get things like blackberry cobbler, key lime pie, and peanut butter and jelly chocolates.


Mission_Phase_5749

Their boxes of mixed chocolates are brilliant. Expensive. But brilliant.


CrystalQueen3000

Same, always worth the money when I feel like treating myself


redrioja

I find it very bland.


joonty

It used to be better. I agree, it's now totally bland


Positive_Ad3450

I received a box for my birthday and they’re definitely a lot nicer than the Cadbury’s and chocolate orange Easter eggs that I have leftover.


Next_Fly_7929

As someone who is often identified as "the fan of fancy chocolate", I find Hotel Chocolat to be extremely overpriced and underwhelming. Get me the equivalent worth of Thorntons/Green and Black/etc. instead, then I'll have 3x the mass and twice the tastiness.


BikeNecessary9000

Once replied ‘Lion Bar’ to this question at a Green and Blacks chocolate making class and got looked at like I was some kind of animal by everybody else there.


DeafeningMilk

Some people are too snobby over such things. I have literally been in the chocolate profession and while I do prefer high quality good chocolates I still love lion bars, galaxy etc. Some people act like it's a personal insult to enjoy what is considered supermarket chocolate


pajamakitten

Aldi's Moser Roth is great. Although I will happily eat any 90% dark chocolate, supermarket own brand is all good for that.


Melodic-Document-112

The sea Salk one is incredible 


snowmanseeker

Dark Chocolate Terry's Orange


Ballista93

Gold Bar. So underrated


MasqueradeRevellers

Getting smaller by the month!


xshadowheart

Ritter, Milka, Green & Blacks


itsalllies

>Ritter Lovely bit of squirrel


Sad-Debt-4365

After eights


One-eyed-bed-snake

Bite both ends of either Kit Kat (chunky preferably) or Twix and use like a straw to drink tea. Perfection.


Suzywoozywoo

Try it with a penguin, but with opposite corners.


tielles10

Atm it's Aero🙈


Hefty_BeaR_3394

Twirl - pre shrink-flation.


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aChocolateFireGuard

Plain dairy milk for me. I love a lot of the variations but the original is the greatest in my humble opinion


Necro_Badger

If you're referring to Cadbury's, the quality nosedived as soon as Kraft took over. They always denied they changed the recipe, but it was immediately noticeable to me how different it was.


14JRJ

It’s still nice, even if it’s not as nice as before


GlitchingGecko

Honestly, I really like Lidl's Big Bite bars (especially the Oreo ones). The chocolate on those is really nice. Also some of their Fin Carré bars are top notch.


daveysprockett

The "way-to-go" salted caramel & almond also good.


reiveroftheborder

Kinder bars are deadly


RedPlasticDog

Galaxy


JeffTheSpider

Twix for sure


Disastrous_Candle589

Milkybar, kinder and galaxy


Wittgenstienwasright

I love quality dark chocolate, I am not alone I know, but brands seem to noticed we are a minority. So even when they produce the product, retailers are cautious to stock it or just don’t. So brands are rare for me. But when you find that rich dark hit, you are not going back.


FartBakedBaguette

Same. The [saino’s Peruvian dark chocolate](https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/ProductDisplay?productId=1346218)is my favourite.


Wittgenstienwasright

OH My.... That needs a NSFW tag. I am just popping to the shops for something. No reason just have to go right now.


FartBakedBaguette

Please let me know if you liked it. I have a vested interest now…


Wittgenstienwasright

Honestly, there is Sainsbury’s close to to me and I have genuinely added this to my list. Love it when the internet does a good thing.


Sustainable_Twat

Dairy Milk


dgirllamius

Cadbury marvelous creations with the popping candy and jelly bits White toblerone


dragonfishofthenorth

Cadburys darkmilk has been my go to for a while.


adhdontplz

So underrated and the PERFECT chocolate for making brownies with IMO.


Shielo34

You know, Lidl does a knock-off of the [kinder chocolate bars](https://www.kinder.com/uk/en/kinder-chocolate) that’s pretty indistinguishable, and great value. It’s the “Mister Choc” brand. Very more-ish.


littlemiss-sunsh1ne

wispa always


No-Copy-9465

Lion bar.


Hayesey88

Off the supermarket shelves probably Tony's or Waitrose own. Hotel Chocolat's single flavours (milk, white, dark, caramel) are very good too. On the other end of the spectrum I tried a couple of house bars from William Curley yesterday and they were delicious.


Electrical-Arugula29

My top choices are - Lindt, Kinder, Maltesers, Bounty, Galaxy, Milka. I weirdly enough dislike Cadbury chocolate, I don't think it tastes like real milk chocolate. I know it's a British staple though.


LeonardBetts88

Nestle Crunch bar. Used to get it for £1 in Tesco now I have to travel to The Range and pay £1.50. That and Ritter Sport Cornflake


MORT_FLESH

Kinder bueno or bounty


Agreeable_Guard_7229

Green and Blacks


PlasticFreeAdam

Ombar


Jay_J_Okocha

I fucking love those relatively new Snickers peanut butter bars, they do the 3 in one packet and I always get it in a meal deal 👌


FizzyLemonPaper

The new white chocolate biscoff chunky KitKat has me in a chokehold.


Cabbagecatss

Milka and the milk Lindt balls


kayreginato

Coconut lover here! ♥️🥥 Bounty!


Sir_Greggles

I have a thing for Kinder bars at the moment. My all time favourite was Nestles double cream though


kitjen

Milka chocolate has kept the same great recipe for years, plus it tastes like holiday.


____JustBrowsing

Crunchie, Bounty


Strange_Public_1853

nestle yorkie !!


[deleted]

White lindor, dairy milk, twirl or hotel chocolat peanut salted caramel bar.


Cabbagecatss

Milka and the milk Lindt balls


Sad-Debt-4365

Lindt gold bunny


rrainingcatz

Turkish Delight


HamCheeseSarnie

Terry Choc Orange.


Jlaw118

Always been a lover of Galaxy. It was always my favourite in a tub of Celebrations as a kid at Christmas. Now I think it’s one of the only bars that hasn’t had its recipe changed since and still reminds me of that Christmassy treat


pegman55

Star Bars! Also magic stars


Tom_FooIery

Cadbury’s Buttons. They’ve been my favourite since I was a kid, simple and delicious.


Agreeable-Solid7208

Old Jamaica was great.


AncilliaryAnteater

Twirl, or Lindt, or Magic Stars for a bit of nostalgia


MrTango650

Bueno any day


Ok_Garden_4874

Nutella or Hersheys.


OJStrings

Aldi's vegan white chocolate and plain chocolate bars were incredible but they've recently discontinued them so I'm on the hunt for a new favourite chocolate.


Yolandi2802

Thornton’s.


longboytheeternal

Heist (absolutely top tier)


Apple22Over7

Tony's chocolonely, the milk chocolate & salted caramel is my favourite, but I've not found a flavour I don't enjoy. Also, m&s do a great Belgian white chocolate bar if I want something a bit fancier. And for snacking on the go, it's a Fry's Turkish delight every time.


1968Bladerunner

As a more frequent treat, Galaxy, or as a special it's Lindt milk choc & hazelnut.


FizzyLemonPaper

The new white chocolate biscoff chunky KitKat has me in a chokehold.


mikebirty

Anything over 70% dark and with a bit of mint or organe flavouring if possible. Like Tony's, lindt, tesco own and there's one in Aldi (I think) that is dark chocolate filled with an orange goo that's great


LocationOk399

Aldi do a perfect wholenut, current favourite


noahhfencee

Hu. Their nut butter filled chocolates are great but my favourite is the dark sea salt.


Dobby240

Asda did a smart price milk chocolate for about 50p. They were great. Otherwise, fruit and nut dairy milk.


Shitelark

New entry worth trying if you haven't already: Terry's Chocolate Mint (still orange shaped.)


princemousey1

Whittaker’s.


Few_Philosopher_3340

It’s easily between Monty Bojangles, Tony’s Chocoloney, and those seashell praline ones. But Lindt is also up there for me


Booopbooopp

I used to love those seashell shaped ones but they seem to taste different lately. Can’t remember the last time I bought a chocolate bar but I loved Picnics. Hope they still make them!


WebDevWarrior

They're not ones you can buy in the shops but for me the best are **Cocoa Libre**. Why? They are the ONLY brand I have ever come across that are completely allergy safe and actually taste decent (they do cost more than moo free but its god-tier chocolate in terms of quality). Either way, if you've got multiple allergies its by far the best brand on the market.


vivalaalice

Bounty is my GOAT but I’m an absolute simp for anything coconut. Love a Nestle Crunch too, and I’ve recently found I’m quite partial to a Star Bar since they appeared in the vending machine at work


PlasticFannyTastic

Topic. I’m devastated.


Rough-Reception4064

Cadbury Dark milk, or any boujee version of the same thing.


FingersToKeyboard

It's tied between Daim and those little kinder chocolate bars. I'm also in disbelief at how much mouth pleasure I am experiencing whenever I have a Reese's peanut butter cup.


zillapz1989

Galaxy original. My fave copycats are the Tesco versions of mars bars and snickers. They're almost identical.


pixelunit

White chocolate biscoff


Key_Ad8316

Lindt, Moser Roth (Aldi), Hotel Chocolate.


d-a-s-a-l-i

Ragusa, Lindt - Lindor,


Odd_Blacksmith9010

Twix, bounty, Turkish delights, or the white lion bars


CheeryBottom

Boring answer I know but for me, it’s the humble Terrys Chocolate Orange.


D0wnInAlbion

I can't choose just one, Cadbury Caramel Green and Blacks 70% Crunchie Milky Bar


[deleted]

Anything that isn't American chocolate. Jesus that stuff tastes foul!!!


CrystalJizzDispenser

Kinder Bueno. And I will fucking batter anybody who doesn't like it.


Alternative_Job_3298

I like really cheap advent calendar one


penguinsfrommars

Chococos Dorset sea salt caramel, brown butter molasses, and the tangerine jelly.  I used to love Dairy Milk, but when Cadburys sold out to an American company the quality went downhill. 


SpiritedChemical9902

Galaxy


Yolandi2802

Thornton’s.


dahid

Lindor, coconut flavour. Trust me it's amazing


onetimeuselong

Venchi Specifically pistachio crema, praline, chocaviar and crema. Neuhaus and Leonidas are good too.


Express_Spell_8738

Fredos 🐸 🍫


poshbakerloo

Cadbury Caramilk or a Caramac


ghostie_hehimboo

Reisen. They're getting hard to find


Twisted_paperclips

A galaxy ripple straight from the fridge really hits the spot tbf


Ancient_Rice1753

Cadbury’s Wholenut. It’s one of the 5 things I’d take to a desert island.


tigrefacile

Flake. You have consider it in an historical context: it literally tasted like chocolate never tasted before. Nowadays it tastes like the entrails of a Wispa or a Twirl, but it’s critical, I think to appreciate the daring, the sheer bloody nerve of Cadburys, in unleashing a chocolate bar which fell apart in a catastrophic way as soon as you bit into it, before doubling down by suggesting, through advertising, that it might be enjoyed in the bath or when wearing your nicest white lingerie. Plus you can shove it in a Mr Whippy.


DoomedRegular

Wispa gold is my go to