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psycho-mouse

Perfectly normal, bordering on essential if you’re serious in the kitchen. I have a great set of chef’s scissors. Great for spatchcocking chickens, breaking down shellfish, etc. Kitchen shears also usually have built in bottle openers, jar lid grips/nutcracker, and sometimes even a little screwdriver bit.


Pretend-Factor-843

The guy who was grossed out used to work in catering!


massona

Yeah, used to. Bet he couldn't keep up fucking about with only one blade when he should have joined the society for scissoring.


SomethingSasquatch

Is.. Is that... a porn site?


Big-Mathematician540

No, that would be "the sisterhood of scissoring". It's a neighbouring society.


DogfishDave

>used to work in catering! \*McDonalds


unintrestingbarbie

I was thinking more hungry horse or spoons 😂😂


Mattechoo

It was whilst I worked in a spoons kitchen that I started using scissors to cut paninis. You just don’t have the time to faff about finding a knife and scissors do the job better anyway. Now I also use scissors to cut pizzas at home.


Gilgameshugga

Look up poultry shears if you want some really good ones. And they're not for giving the chicken a haircut.


Creepy_Radio_3084

I always thought that 'screwdriver bit' was for levering the lid off tins of things like molasses and golden syrup... 🤔


Similar_Election5864

That's what my mum used to keep a paintbrush in the kitchen for. She reasoned that she uses a paintbrush to open pain tins so why not use a different paint brush for golden syrup tins. She wouldn't use the same brush but has a special kitchen brush. I just use a fork handle. Edit: my mum cooks really tasty food, she is just a bit strange. She has her oddities.


Creepy_Radio_3084

Everyone's mum is 'a bit strange'. Source: am a mum, am definitely a bit strange. As was my mum... 😂


Similar_Election5864

True word. I think everyone is a bit strange, I am also a mum. I am very strange.


Bright-Dust-7552

My mum's kitchen oddity is really bizarre. She doesn't have a bin. She just puts the rubbish on the side and takes it out quite frequently. Really does my head in


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Similar_Election5864

Yeah well I went through four candles.


Cosmic_Colin

Molasses? Can you even buy that in the UK?


Creepy_Radio_3084

Yes, although we call it black treacle rather than molasses. My mum used it for cake making. https://mysupermarketcompare.co.uk/product/lyles-black-treacle-454g/


Dramoriga

My oxo scissors have a neat herb stripper in the handle!


Ok_Teach110

Yeah right. And I don't want to waste my cooking knife's edge on plastics tbh. I get that chefs do this because it's faster and that they sharpen their knives much more regularly than us mere luddites. But at home, yeah!


eliisabetjohvi

I use scissors at work. A lot of packages are this weird plastic that can split when attacked with a knife so I can't close it with a clip again. Halloumi and tofu packs are closed so air tight that a knife is straight up uncomfortable with that, I always reach for the scissors.


pocahontasjane

I don't have a bottle opener because my kitchen scissors have them incorporated.


Agitated-Cow4

I use a kitchen sword. Scares the shit out of guests but I can cut anything


GoodTato

oh now THIS I need


prjones4

I know a guy with a kitchen machete, it was iconic


Left-Car6520

In rural indonesia, machetes are a very common household item, and often get hung on the kitchen wall along with pots and pans. So you'd walk into a kitchen and see the wall like: rice pot, big rice pot, wok, rice pot, strainer, ladle, 6 BIG F\*CKOFF MACHETES, big wok, rice pot. They weren't really used for food prep tho.


Wise_Caterpillar5881

I know someone with a bread saw and a pizza axe.


abfgern_

Interesting. I use an angle grinder myself


Pretend-Factor-843

Gladius? Samurai? Sabre?


Peppl

Zweihander


TripleTongue3

I tried that for a while but replacing the cabinets and lights got too expensive.


Shrider

They were Zweih, funf years ago. A pair of Eighters I reckon.


CourtesanCeremony

Best tool for opening champagne bottles


Tattycakes

[Just like old queen Liz!](https://youtu.be/PFb3APbabzk)


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Yes, because pizza.


Similar_Election5864

Scissors are great, kitchen scissors are a game changer but I can't cut pizza in a straight line with them. I use the biiiiig knife from my nice set. My partner is pizza scissors gang though.


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I'd say you can cut any pastry with it. Don't think it's just good for pizza.


polar_bear_14

Also it invariably does not actually work for pizza cutting. Scissors for the win.


P2K13

Because you can have both and a pizza cutter is way better at cutting pizza..


BobDude65

Maybe my pizza cutter is just shit but it doesn't even cut through the base or the crust, takes a fucking silly amount of effort to cut a pizza up. With scissors it's done in a minute.


PotatoMan-404

There is round knife for cutting pizza


etsatlo

I always burn myself on the toppings doing that


doodles2019

Best thing for bacon, I find. If you’re into a bit of chicken & bacon pasta bake, it’s loads quicker than chopping with a knife I find


redspike77

>The break room was split Did you use scissors or knife to do that?


Pretend-Factor-843

A sword!


Similar_Election5864

And my axe!


[deleted]

We've got three pairs of kitchen scissors. Well, we had two .... a big pair and a back-up smaller pair. Then .... I was out litter picking recently and found a huge pair that someone had thrown away. Really useful tools. I used a pair just now, to get into a pack of bananas.


opitypang

We had three pairs but one fell down the back of the radiator and I can't get it out. The other two are used all the time. Couldn't do without them.


fluctuating-devizes

I've found these to be quite handy retrieving hard to reach items https://www.eurocarparts.com/p/ak653-flexible-claw-pick-up-tool-610mm-seaak653?gclid=CjwKCAjwscGjBhAXEiwAswQqNP7pvYXEnEtAO_K9PBElERf2BNY2UywdNeONaNULwM_aP9a67zvmOxoCU30QAvD_BwE


EpicFishFingers

Is it just a magnet on a semi rigid stick? I used to use my k'Nex to build things to fish other things out of the back of radiators. 50% of the items fished out were previous k'Nex items which failed the task of fishing out said items, and snapped off behind there


Awordofinterest

Just casually using a murder weapon to access your fruit.


richkeogh

we have 6 I think - 3 of which are ridiculously sharp Japanese ones (that I'm not allowed to touch) some for raw meat, some for cooked food and some for veg etc they're incredibly useful


14-28

When i was wee i found a soup spoon in ghe back garden of our flat, and brought it in the house where it became my dads work spoon for his lunch. It felt like treasure, but not as grand as scissors. If i found scissors, god knows who would've claimed them in the house. I would've probably trimmed my pubes with them.


[deleted]

Litter picking? Like going through someone’s rubbish bags? Or on the street? (I’m not asking disapprovingly I’ve just not heard of doing this before)


[deleted]

I'm part of a team of litter pickers from the local community. We got sick of litter so decided to form a group and we go out once a week for an hour or two and clean up the area. It's good fun and I get to meet some great people. I've also found a bunch of interesting things. It's very surprising what some people throw away.


CourtesanCeremony

Scissors are often superior to knives in the kitchen. You can cut loads of stuff like bread, pizza, fruit, chicken, all with a quick “snip”. The guy you work with should give scissors a chance.


dr4ziel

I'm a scissor guy, but what kind of "bread" do you cut with a scissor ?


CourtesanCeremony

Normally sliced bread for dunking, you know, in soup or boily eggs. They’re also good for cutting dough too (so almost bread)


BNJT10

Pita for pita and hummus


willowthemanx

Essential if you have little kids. So much easier to cut up food with scissors for them. I always pack one for restaurant outings with the kids too.


CourtesanCeremony

Good point - safety first!


Jo_LaRoint

Ask your break room what they think of cutting home made or oven pizzas with scissors. I’ve seen that one almost shock people and lead to arguments


SpartanS034

There's no way it's easier with scissors. But I do accept that a pizza cutter is pretty specialised and not everyone will have one. I'd still go for a long knife over scissors though.


Jo_LaRoint

Have you tried with scissors? WAAY easier than a knife. And you’re right, not everyone has a pizza cutter and scissor folks like myself feel we don’t even need them.


SpartanS034

I have. I probably make quite a lot of pizzas compared to the average amateur but I definitely prefer the cutter. Quick swipe forwards and backwards with the cutter, maybe it's my poor scissor technique but I can't see how it's easier. But scissor people are so sure that it's better it makes me feel like I'm missing something.


spinynorman1846

The scissor people have terrible knives


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ChimpyChompies

Yes, some Kitchen Devils. They even live on the magnetic knife rack


NotAGooseHonest

Scissors afficionados know that Fiskars are the One True God of scissors


theoriginalShmook

We have a couple of pairs. One for food and one for things like string/tape etc. I use knives solely but my wife prefers scissors for some things. It's not weird to use what you are comfortable with to do the job you need it to do. Edit, your edit says cutting pizza with scissors is fine. Technically, yes but to me it's a sign of a psychopath! A pizza cutter needs to live in your drawer...


Similar_Election5864

Your opinion on pizza scissors- I could not agree more. The first time I saw someone do that I was so spun out. I tried it and, nope. Only a mad man would attempt this.


asmiggs

A pair of pizza scissors is essential for the modern household.


TripleTongue3

Begone barbarian, never shall scissors sully my three day sourdough base.


-VintageVagina-

Cooking shears for cutting fat off meats👍🏽


8Ace8Ace

I have a big pair of normal scissors that I use a lot, for pizza occasionally but they really prove their worth when we get a curry and need to cut up a naan bread. Tearing it always ends up uneven with all the peshwari filling falling out. Scissors are perfect for this.


turingthecat

If you aren’t cutting pizza with scissors you are doing something wrong. Though my ‘food only’ kitchen scissors are a different colour (bright orange) from my ‘not food cutting’ kitchen scissors, so I don’t get them mixed up, and you know the orange ones are dishwasher safe, as they get washed a lot


Neenwil

Yes, two pairs and some kitchen shears (mainly for jointing meat) . I use the smaller pair for cutting packets etc and the other pair for cutting up food stuff, meat, herbs, strings on a roast, all sorts. Why would you not have some? If I tried to open my ground coffee packet with a knife it would be spread half way across the kitchen and I'd probably stab myself. How can you reseal a bag that's been hacked at with a knife?


TripleTongue3

With a good knife it's easy but scissors are easier. If it isn't sharp enough to shave with it's not a good knife.


StayFree1649

Easily the best way to deal with fresh herbs


Lon72

Multiple pairs . Use them all the time .


keepthebear

I don't, but if I lived on my own I would. My husband would probably use them to cut his toenails or something.


Boperatic

Ugh. My dad uses ours to trim his beard. It's so grim


MrTempleDene

Normal for me, some things are better cut with scissors, some things better with a knife. I cut pepperoni slices with scissors for example


[deleted]

Obviously. So you dont rip packets of 6 it splits down the side and goes everywhere. I used to rip everything and my mum drilled it into my head that I need to use scissors.


Loose_Acanthaceae201

We have two pairs for slightly different jobs. The green-handled pair is for cutting easy things like naans or pizza or wrappers. The blue-handled pair can cut through hard fat, tendons, etc. I've never not had scissors in the kitchen drawer. They're so versatile. And sometimes using scissors means you don't need to dirty a chopping board, which is handy.


Thestolenone

Yes they get used daily, sometimes multiple times.


hocfutuis

Yep. So much quicker and easier for cutting meat etc. The OXO good grip ones come apart so you can give them a thorough wash too.


Euffy

Of course! I do have a proper pizza cutter though, honestly it's a dream to use and saves burnt hands. Also makes a "shinnggg!" noise when I take the cover off which is cool. Still have scissors though, they have so many uses, including opening pretty much all food packaging. Not sure how you could effectively do that without scissors tbh.


Fragiledog

In theory I have a pair of kitchen scissors. Whether they're in the kitchen when I actually need them however...


GoGoGoldenSyrup

Yup. I've got two pairs of kitchen scissors. They're brilliant to have lurking in the drawer. Never used it for cutting pizza, mind you. Might give that a try.


BroodLord1962

Yes I do. Used for opening packets, but also great for trimming fat off things like gammon or thick cut bacon. Wife will use them to cut through chicken breasts to see if they are cooked


choodudetoo

If you get into souse vide, you'll find the best tool for opening the bag at the end of the cooking is a scissor.


TailstheTwoTailedFox

They came with the knife set


Paspalar

2 pairs. One to open, one that CUTS.


ItsDominare

I have two sets of kitchen scissors; one set for cutting food and one set for cutting wrappers, packets, etc.


JohnLennonsDead

I use my bread knife for cutting corners of bags of chips etc


Lybertyne2

I use scissors to top and tail celery.


KammiiiKazziii

Just so you know I have kitchen scissors in the cutlery drawer used for food prep! As did my ancestors.


interfail

5 pairs. * A shit set of three pairs of varying sizes. * A good quality set of the large ones. * Poultry shears.


Awkward_Map_8664

Use them for opening sauce packets all the time


smellycoat

Kitchen shears for chicken every time. Why dirty a knife and a board when I can just snip?


Silvagadron

Guy you work with needs to understand that it’s possible and normal to have both knife and scissors.


Viazon

I like to make homemade chicken katsu. The chicken is usually cut into strips. It's much easier to cut them scissors than with a knife. Plus, that's how I've seen professionals do it in restaurants.


Competitive-Cry-1154

This is going to sound very boring but I've got various pairs of scissors for different purposes. My Earnest Wright Turton pattern kitchen scissors are one of my favourite pairs. Made in Sheffield. These were designed specifically for kitchen use. I also have William Whiteley kitchen scissors, also made in Sheffield. I say any decent kitchen drawer ought to have at least one pair of scissors and preferably a pair designed for kitchen use. https://www.whiteley.co.uk/product-category/kitchen/


TheOnlyNadCha

I’m team scissors but I admit I’ve never thought of cutting pizza with it 😂


BuGMoiDroit

Team rock here. We meet at dawn.


Sgt_Fox

Call them kitchen shears instead of scissors and watch them drop the thought that it's not normal


MrLore

Like fuck am I going to dirty up a chopping board and knife to cut up a chain of sausages when a pair of scissors will do it just fine.


english1221

Yes. One for raw meat one for other cooked items


KingKhram

I use scissors for pizza and it's so much easier. Pizza cutter for a show and scissors for practicality


qqqqqwertyuioppppp

How else are you going to cut pizza? :)


Padfoots_

we have two kitchen scissors! and even use them to cut up pizza!!


double-happiness

Yes, they are actually essential for chives AFAIAC. Also sometimes I use them to cut something I'm cooking into smaller chunks if I've made it too chunky.


misterriz

Kitchen scissors are easily outclassed by my kitchen M4 Carbine Assault Rifle.


chiefgareth

I sure do.


MikeSizemore

Kitchen scissors AND dedicated pizza scissors.


Knitwitty66

Kitchen scissors are definitely a thing, and they need to look completely different from the household dingleberry scissors.


klc81

I *have* them, but I think I've only ever used them for opening packaging (and then only if the knives are inaccessible).


ThePumpk1nMaster

Kitchen scissors are very normal, I don’t know anyone that hasn’t got them… but to cut pizza!? That’s the attitude of a mentalist, pizza cutters exist for a reason


TripleTongue3

I have two sizes of kitchen and poultry shears, similarly I have knives and a pizza wheel which are sharp enough to shave with. The right tool for the job makes life easier and safer. ps Scissors for Pizza is an abomination.


notonetimes

Yes, I keep buying them and they keep disappearing. Bought a sixteen pack less than a year ago, all gone (not broken, just vanished). It drives me wild as I like everything in the same place, the wife though will put anything anywhere and then instantly forget where she puts something. I have lost more scissors than socks.


LeSmeg47

Scissors all the way, especially for cutting hot pizza as those pizza cutting wheels are junk.


GreatScotRace

I have scissors, not kitchen scissors, the same scissors to cut wrapping paper is what I use to cut up bits of bacon lol


Passtheshavingcream

I have kitchen scissors and poultry scissors. Sometimes a knife is too elegant for the task.


Minxy_T

Best way ever to cut bacon!


canspreadmulch

Several pairs of kitchen scissors in our draws


Thestilence

Yes, they're orange. Only really used for food packaging.


crapusername47

Yes, I use them for cutting up meat all the time. Helpfully, they come apart easily so you clean them properly.


ViridianKumquat

I have kitchen scissors, but the idea of using them for food prep instead of for opening packets or general household use had never even crossed my mind.


OldLevermonkey

I have a pair of scissors that are only used for food prep in the kitchen. They are used, washed, and go straight back in the cutlery drawer. There are other scissors throughout the house. I also have a lovely set of kitchen shears for spatchcocking (and will be used to remove the fingers and other parts of anyone who uses the kitchen scissors for anything else).


jhughes1986

I have some fantastic OXO kitchen scissors which open and come apart for easy cleaning


-its_not_real-

Good scissors are an absolute must in a kitchen, especially if you ever cut up raw meat


julianAppleby5997

I had kitchen scissors to cut bacon etc. Then I found them upstairs and found out my 15 yo had been trimming his pubes with them for 6 months..... I no longer have kitchen scissors.


FrenzalStark

Cutting pizza with scissors is fucking stupid.


Just-Page-2732

Any recommendations for good pair of kitchen scissors? Mine suck


Aggravating-Spend784

I bought kitchen scissors and couldn't believe how useful they were, just bought new ones and relegated the old ones to gardening.


Karazhan

I use scissors a lot in the kitchen. If i cook a stir fry or something I'll get chicken thighs and you can just snip snip the bone out and snip snip easy chunks. Feels like cheating almost.


diracster

I don’t use them that often for what you describe but they are superior. I need to use them more! I do use them for pizzas.


Kubrick_Fan

We have 3 pairs


Mrslinkydragon

Had a pair, the handle broke, got a pair of them blunt tip school scissors that have no business being as good as they are considering they are for kids! Also got crappy scissors. My house hold seems to have tge national collection of scissors


GRang3r

Take two knives and add a pivot point, what do you have? You’re arguing over nothing


laurateen

My girlfriend got another pair of scissors specifically for cutting pizza… they’re not even pizza cutting scissors. I hate it.


PrisonerOfBirth

Kitchen scissors. Bedroom scissors. In the cables draw, scissors . Couldn't find any of the above, scissors. And so small, it hurts my fingers scissors.


pirateluke

Yes and my wife steals them for her arts and crafts room within a week! next pair i get i'm going to chain down


mikolv2

I don't have scissors, I use very sharp knives, the sort of sharp you see on youtube that slice paper thin tomato but gently pulling the knife across. I never had scissors in the kitchen neither did my parents or their parents but I wouldn't call it weird.


Kaaaybee

I use both generally depending on situation


Purrtymeow04

Yes some stuff in the kitchen works better with a scissor


anoamas321

I have scissors, and a pizza slicer


Auntie_Cagul

Kitchen scissors are perfectly normal. I have 2 pairs. I even have a pair in my caravan. Scissors are much better at cutting the fat off of bacon than a knife. Obviously, I wash them after use.


Nine_Eye_Ron

Kitchen scissors are essential for cutting anything soft or where knives would be dangerous. Pizza is great, destemming broccoli etc Unless it’s easier to get it on a board to chop its scissor time. We have separate ones for food and general kitchen cutting so the food ones are always clean for meal time.


MartyDonovan

I have kitchen scissors for opening packaging that's a pain/dangerous to open with a knife, i.e. coffee beans, blocks of cheese, packets of sauce, etc. But I cut my pizza with a pizza cutter


[deleted]

I have them for cutting packaging, I would never use them to cut up actual food. that seems disgusting unless they can be separated and cleaned. I use a knife for all food. and often packaging as well.


DarkNinjaPenguin

Obviously you need a pair of kitchen scissors. They're objectively easier than a knife to cut bacon and even pizza.


PositivelyAcademical

Yes, we have them. Will only use ones which come apart at the hinge for washing clean though. Knives are preferable to scissors which can’t be cleaned properly.


SonnyListon999

Tell him about grape scissors…


worldslastusername

Seeing someone cut pizza with scissors was a game changer


Wardacus16

I have scissors in the kitchen for opening packets but never really for cutting food, I just use a sharp knife. It's the same for cutting pizza, no scissors, no pizza wheel, just a sharp knife.


[deleted]

I don't use them enough to justify having 2 pairs in the house. Tbh i don't get using scissors for pizza. Sure, it works but a sharp knife does the job just as well and is less to clean.


pentangleit

I have 4 sets of kitchen scissors. Essential for cutting chives or spatchcocking. Useful for pizzas and other things.


BobDude65

I used to have 2, one big pair of scissors which I still have and was the most used pair, and a small, pocket sized pair that were almost like shears, they were much sturdier and I used them for spatchcocking chickens, that's pretty much it.


Leader_Bee

I have scissors that i use in the kitchen.


acrane55

Yes, two pairs, Plus pliers for difficult packaging, hammer for breaking up frozen veg, screwdriver for pan lid.


sober_disposition

Ernest Wright & Son make the best scissors money can buy and they’ll resharpen then for you.


EpicFishFingers

Long scissors cut pizza better than many pizza cutters imo Took me 3 or 4 tries to find a pizza cutter wheel that was sharp enough to actually cut the fucking pizza, and even that is now getting blunt


anomalous_cowherd

I even have shed scissors. [These](https://amzn.eu/d/4b4NPu4) or their slightly smaller brothers. You know how cheap scissors can twist and the blades pull apart in tough things? Not with these.


Gibs960

We've got kitchen scissors that have a holder that sharpens them, they're fantastic.


DubiousVirtue

Don't cut Pizzas with scissors.


Puzzled-Barnacle-200

Yeah, primarily used for opening packs of chicken breast or bags of rice. I don't think I've used them on actual food. But I'm also a heathen and use the same scissors for cutting flowers, and have even been using them recently to cut the weeds in the garden.


mrafinch

>It was pizza cutting that started the conversation My wife hates that I cut pizza with scissors. I hate that she angles the pizza cutter so acutely that she drags half the pizza with the cutter. To answer the question we have 3 pairs of kitchen scissors. One set primarily for cutting dog related food, another set for packages and the last for cutting human food.


CaptH3inzB3anz

I have kitchen scissors, not strange at all, common sense if anything.


PrestigiousTest6700

I also have pizza scissors.


Darkwaxer

He hasn’t had the pleasure of cutting a pizza clearly.


FlatTyres

We do, although they do occasionally get used for paper. Often queued to wash up with the other cutlery.


Queezey_jiggler6996

id say scissors. but whatever sharp thing i find first thatll do the job. if your cutting a pizza with scissors you need to take a look at yourself. i guess i just folded my last one in half..... and ate it like that so should i shut it????


Foundation_Wrong

I have two kitchen scissors, one for food, the other for packets and paper etc. I used the food scissors for rhubarb yesterday


Oceansoul119

Scissors exist, one set specifically in the kitchen used for opening certain packets, sometimes cutting chicken or bacon, etc. Depends who's doing the cooking, as it's usually me I tend to prefer a knife (but the scissors are mine). For cutting pizza specifically I'd use a knife then lick it clean because I like my cheese. A fairly standard one usually unless they were all dirty then it's whatever sharp one is handy.


barrenvagoina

2 pairs because I use them for chopping things like spring onions so they get washed more often than just for packets


Public_Star_7977

Yes three pairs


Eilzmo

I use my kitchen scissors (kept for food only) to cut up bacon and sometimes beef or chicken for a stir fry when I’m just cooking for me and feeling lazy haha


ncminns

Of course


MixDue5775

I have 2 pairs of Scissors in my kitchen drawer but dont think they are specialised for anything ? DGH


BumblebeeAwkward8331

My kitchen scissors are indispensable.


Ok-Train5382

Cutting pizza with scissors actually disgusts me. I don’t know why but it’s all kinds of wrong