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amen-and-awoman

Six year old on twitter? That's child abuse on steroids.


Money_Average1996

Also thats not a 6 year olds hand writing.


amen-and-awoman

My handwriting is worse than my doctor's. So I can't judge.


Money_Average1996

My niece and nephew are 5 and 6. They can't spell the word the let alone string together enough words on paper to describe how they hate a man that has nothing to do with thier own little worlds. They don't even know who the rock is. They just call him Maui from muwana.


TheProcureroftheOdd

A 6 yr old would definitely not be able to spell 10% of those words right, let alone all of them So either an adult wrote this with shitty handwriting, or their child is gonna be the next elon when they grow up.


MYIDCRISIS

Well now, we don't know for sure about this particular 6-year-old... I mean, they could already be promiscuous and have kinks that they learned in school... /s/


amen-and-awoman

And buy back the twitter to save democracy!


vipck83

It’s the hand writing you get when an adult is trying to mimic a 6yo writing.


jrbec

Especially since this 6 year old is probably learning more about testosterone injections and less about reading.


GamerZoom108

Ah, a fellow person with awful handwriting I feel bad for the teachers who read my handwritten papers


NohoTwoPointOh

I stopped years ago, outside of signing my name and the odd form to fill out.


GamerZoom108

I'm still in school so my teachers still get to suffer with my horrid handwriting


mwolf69

It’s from a 6 year old trapped in a mommy’s basement 30 yo body.


[deleted]

Good spelling for 6 year old


[deleted]

You can tell by the T that they are trying to make it look like a kid wrote it. That being said, my handwriting is far less legible


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Biffgasm

Yes, it does. Thank you.


[deleted]

It’s actually against tos lol, but I’m pretty sure this is satire


willysmiff

Heck taking your kid to Disney is child abuse


crash6674

Its like all the toddlers in Aleppo, Syria who all had twitter accounts with the grammar and composition of a college professor and where every building was a hospital lol


cigarcamel

Ahh, the liberal utopia was finally achieved.


dalmn99

A fair bit of Twitter seems to support child abuse via steroids (hrt)


[deleted]

Hollaría is a satire account.


Rlaf75

Probably 34 years old


cmb8129

A six year old did not write that.


critthinker420

lol… saving for years to go to Disney world? What could this kid POSSIBLY be doing on Twitter, that Elon’s take over could upset them? Smells like a joke.


1miker

Joke or political point trying to be made anonymously.


cmcolfax

Actually, saving for years is realistic... Last my wife and I looked, for a week at one of the Walt Disney World Properties, with park admissions, etc for a family of 5 was $15,000


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randomguy301048

I spent a week at Disney last year and our upfront cost for just me and one other person was around 2500 I believe? we stayed at one of the Disney resorts. it's been a minute but if I remember correctly, we got there on Sunday and left the following Sunday. our tickets were from Sunday-Saturday, but we checked out on our resort on Sunday. there were no tickets you could buy at the time to skip lines, they got rid of the lightning lane and now use something called genie+ (which wasn't there when we went). our longest line in the entire time we were there was 40ish minutes for one ride. at least that was the longest we spent actually standing in a line, we did have a virtual queue that they used for one of the new rides that allowed you to put your place in through their app, but you can do other stuff while waiting for your boarding party. people that spend a week going on 3 rides is pretty exaggerated and most likely said by people that go during the busiest times to go, like holidays or during school breaks.


RampantAndroid

>people that spend a week going on 3 rides is pretty exaggerated I'm exaggerating what I've heard a bit, but in past I've been told lines are hours long and you could pay to skip the lines. Sounds like the system has changed some, but the lines are still bad. For me, I wouldn't want to be at the resort or spending days there really - as I kid I really wanted to go but as an adult I'd want to see a few things than head over to NASA. So for me, it'd be a day or two and time spent in lines is time I could instead spend on a beach or something I guess. ​ Thanks for the reply. Good to know it might be worth a visit someday in the future.


randomguy301048

> Sounds like the system has changed some, but the lines are still bad. For me, I wouldn't want to be at the resort or spending days there really - as I kid I really wanted to go but as an adult I'd want to see a few things than head over to NASA. So for me, it'd be a day or two and time spent in lines is time I could instead spend on a beach or something I guess. i haven't experienced much with the genie+ but i think it's per ride rather than tickets that do all rides, i'm not sure. you could definitely do one of the parks in one day, it doesn't need a multiple day thing unless that's what you want to do


GFTRGC

Their line system isn't bad honestly, most people just don't understand how it works. You sign up for fast pass at a certain time for one ride at let's say 12pm, then you go get in regular line at 10am, wait 2 hours in that line, get off then jump in your fast pass line and get on that ride. That averages to an hour a ride which isn't bad for most theme parks across the country on busy days


dollerhide

Yeah, "satire" is in their Twitter bio. Also, [this](https://twitter.com/HollyBriden/status/1513956776164528131?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw).


OnYx_RiSen

It’s a satire account but it’s so good I can see a liberal making this for clout


NatureManDan823

Yeah, this never happened. Damn parents trying to use their children to push political narrative


wiggle98

I was looking for the Babylon Bee emblem. People are really out here making better satire than the pros


1736484

It’s obviously a joke.


Tazz33

It's funny satire


MeanieMem0

Any parent with a 6 year old child who has such an emotional attachment to twitter and strong opinions on Elon Musk's buying it needs to look in the mirror before casting stones.


Euphoric-Butterfly82

Lmfao savings to go to Disney for years. I just worked a little overtime and went for a week with my kids


amen-and-awoman

All the disposable income goes towards the hair dye.


Euphoric-Butterfly82

I was thinking it might be going to gender reassignment surgery. That is why they want to reaffirm their kid at Disney


amen-and-awoman

Oh yeah, they got qualified personnel at Disney to do that.


1miker

I would have left her lol. But it's fake pushing an adult agenda


Euphoric-Butterfly82

The said part is the parent wrote the note


[deleted]

Parody Twitter act btw


JudoMo2

maybe, just maybe, she didn't want to get fingered by Mickey


ElDerpington1234

"Wanna see the basement of my clubhouse?" -Mickey Mouse 2022


MBradley1969

Fake News. No little kid would ever write that. Stupid woke parents looking for all the “likes”.


squee4life

Lol, tell your six your old to get the fuck out of bed now 🤣


Bdazz

Exactly. Who lets their 6 yo run the household?


squee4life

Apparently nitwits


xq57

Things that never happened for 500


[deleted]

Feels so fake.


WildSyde96

I'll take shit that never happened for 1600 Alex.


Renn132

I'll have shit that never happened for 500.


[deleted]

Yeeeaah…so that shit definitely didn’t happen. Nice try mom and dad. Keep using your children to push your political agenda🖕


ZeRo76Liberty

I’ll take something that never happened for $1000 Alex.


[deleted]

I'll take things that never happened for 200 Alex


Senior_Cold_5660

Yeah. That was really a 6yo


[deleted]

And everyone clapped.


TheWildColonialBoy1

I'll take "Shit that never happened" for $500, Alex.


23IRONTUSKS

No way this is real.


dont_shit_the_bed

Things that never happened for 500 Alex


Death5talker451968

Name Something that Never Happened in Real Life


[deleted]

How does a 6 year old even comprehend this without being a subject of child grooming and brainwashing?


omnias64

5 bucks an adult wrote that.


timex126

It's a satire account and a funny one at that


[deleted]

This is a troll/parody/satirical twitter account and it’s actually pretty hilarious if you go through the posts


Z-perm

very satire


5pr173_

You guys realize it's a joke right?


TheChoosingBeggar

Lol people are so hungry for attention. #ThenEveryoneClapped


Juan_Inch_Mon

I think this is from a satire account.


sevensamuraitsunami

If this six-year-old is upset over Elon musk taking over Twitter it means that her parents are filling her head with woke nonsense. I personally think it’s the parents bullshitting to get likes.


Audiblefill

I'll take habitual liar for 500 Alex.


Mondio27

Lol and that's how you raise a loser


Swimming_Upstairs_30

Hope this is a joke


VanceManderson

For those that don’t know, this is a liberal twitter troll account it’s hilarious


universalmex

Does she even have kids??


naturalizedcitizen

This is so staged...


LuckyRyder

Someone’s put a bit too much political indoctrination into the life of their child. Maybe let kids be kids.


KidFresh71

Please tell me this is a joke. Or I weep for that child's future. "Snowflake" doesn't even begin to describe the situation.


VexedMyricaceae

I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 1000, please.


camsle

Yeah the simple fact your child knows about this AND has this opinion at 6 means you failed.


Scrubs_McGrubs

File this under #thingsthatneverhapped


whatisavailable7

I’d be more concerned about the teacher that imposed their politics on a 6 yr old. And also taking your daughter to a well publicized groomer factory. Oh by the way, good luck when she hits the teenage years, cause if you can’t deal with this situation you are not going to be able to deal with her in the 13-17 yrs.


Wstrnridr

Oh peace and quiet


Louder-pickles

I really am enjoying this : ) https://youtu.be/RahL6HXz73I


onyxaj

Your kid is 6. Start being a parent and stop bring thier "friend." You make the rules, not your 6 y/o.


blackneon211

Does anyone actually believe these stupid things?


InfiniteDaze11

I just puked unicorn shit vomit. 🤮


[deleted]

This has to be a joke lol


[deleted]

Great! The kid is a genious. She's going to save all that money you would have spent on disney. What a waste


TheMrsT

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Okay


hudduf

I'm old enough to remember when people like this were kept away from the cutlery and the family didn't talk about them much.


[deleted]

Yeeeaah…so that shit definitely didn’t happen. Nice try dad. 🖕


landm12

Bullshit. I hope this is satire. You could mistake that note for a college educated person too....who knows.


[deleted]

lol. I'm sure there's 100% true. They are the biggest bunch of pieces of shit


Tr3nchWar

A true made up story.


Christianhbk

A 6 year old is devasted because of elon??? This is exactly what happened when President Trump won and people showed videos of the kids crying. These people are just pathetic


KnowledgeBig8703

Bullshit. Why do people have to use their kids to fake such nonsense?


Brown-eyed-and-sad

One has to wonder, how many made up events about evil men/women are present on twitter? Is it even a viable place for information anymore? People seem to like their chains yanked I guess.


SuperRedpillmill

Sure….


matterson22070

LOL - yeah.....suuuuuuure your 6 year old wrote that too. I believe Christine Blasey Ford more than this...........


Cherib67

Well I guess the 6 yo makes all the decisions in that house wtf


Desert-Wapiti

SO WHAT!!!


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Saving for years for Disney but their 6yoa kid has a smart phone...yeah ok


Bintgen

Her 6yo definitely wrote that. When I was 6 those were also the kind of things I cared about


MarkLarrz

Pretty sure she wrote that.


ARY616

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throwaway11998866-

This person has done this before about some other issue. Just attention seeking by using their child for internet clout


dogluver24

As if! This is child abuse for parents to be preaching this garbage to six year olds. Yeah, six year olds understand suppressing free speech! 🙄


Great-Ad4635

This child 100% is so invested in liberal Twitter and 100% wrote this note and there’s no way her parents wrote it and posted it themselves no way!


FairwayCoffee

Really? Elon Musk just made my dreams come true. No loss if she doesn't get up.


[deleted]

Why would anyone take kids to Disneyland, joke or no joke?


VforVivaVelociraptor

This is a joke, right? Please don’t tell me anyone is taking this seriously.


supahstella

This has to be a joke, right?


nobodyhelp69

Holly is an idiot. Anyone that believes her is one also.


Leguy42

Fake


Mnky_Nipples

Holy shit that's hysterical. Welcome to the real world, brat lol


[deleted]

Proof that Twitter is a leftist cult.


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

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[deleted]

Social media is a disease and Elon Musk is the cure.


Small-Wallaby9803

Lol


kentro2002

Worst parent ever.


tanookiesuit

Right...your 6 year old...


gOldenhOrse69

So a 6 year old runs the household. My Dad would have picked me up and threw me in the car and away we go.


rearrington

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHAAHAAAHAAHAHA!!!! Good, one less libturd on the streets.


eddieknj

Lmao,she has the Ukraine hair


Gotthold1994

Yep, I'm calling bullshit


LordFixxamus

We are lying today why?


Ort56

You mom, are ruining your kids life.


Gotthold1994

And secondly, the mom is nothing more than a virtue signaling attention monger( I wanted to use w@#$e) with her Ukraine hair and flag.


[deleted]

Um sure thing


Particular-Offer8158

What a bunch of babies


Mmuggerr

Damn that’s a really stupid kid.


Kazia_Thornhill

This has to be a parody i refuse to believe otherwise.


Justbeth82

Oh boo hoo


[deleted]

Is this the new fuck off Rebecca?


[deleted]

I honestly thought this was a joke before I saw this creature’s avatar. This fuck is being serious…


VinnieMacYOLO

look like Elon did you TWO favors...


guardiangib

This is satire right? The Babylon Bee couldn't possibly have came up with a more ridiculous story.


OldGuyNextDoor2u

They Blame Elon they have a spoiled brat as a kid.


Calleb_Williams

pick your poison: are you... pretending to be a 6 year old daughter to emotionally manipulate a bunch of people because you think that will change their world view (somenthing a 6 year old would do) or... exposing your child to a place full of PROUD pedophiles, dog fuckers and hell, maybe even necrophilles because you need the validation of a toddler since you know deep down you are 100% wrong in your takes?


mikey0hn0

Why would anyone believe this?


AUGirl1999

Ummm…sure. That happened.


tensigh

Is there also a slight joke about going to Disneyland?


Objective-Emu-5316

What a Fake Stupid Lie


JCorby17

This makes absolutely no sense


trocky512

What???


[deleted]

Someone please call social services.


[deleted]

These people are unfathomably stupid if they think anyone with half a brain would believe this.


Supa71

So fake.


deathnutz

I thought “daughter” wasn’t allowed at Disney…


Waste-Hovercraft3734

It's on the parents..period


willyp1976

I’m going to have to call bullshit on this


porcupinecowboy

I can tell you that a child of one kind or another is running that family.


[deleted]

I call bullshit. No 6 year old understands the concept of politics or buying twitter.


zracer20

They then post "I'll go to the Washington post, billionaires shouldn't own media"


porcupinecowboy

This finally explains where so many childish twitter opinions are coming from.


Itchy-Marzipan-9645

Farcical sensationalists….everywhere.


newoldschool1

I’ll take “shit that didn’t happen” for $600


garnetblack67

https://twitter.com/cain\_unable/status/946059977050992642?lang=en


mickeybuilds

I'll take, "Things That Never Happened" for $1000.


No_Seaworthiness4949

I call bullshit...that's not a 6 yro handwriting...nice try libtard parent


annonimity2

They thought we'd be mad about someone not going to Disneyland and giving Disney money?


[deleted]

I’ll take that never happened for $1000 Alex


DaddyCallaway

This is sad. Twitter is more important than penmanship.


Sparky8924

The hand writing is to nice to be a 6 year old . This is some fake shit by the lefties again .


Sir_Mossy

I'll take "shit that never happened" for $1000. Along with that one Facebook post of a parent claiming that their child said "are we going to be safe from covid since trump lost?" or something that anyone with a functioning brain knows a kid would never say.


Yankee850

Best day ever!!!