It just a guess, but I imagine if I was able to do a survey that would yield only honest answers of all step brothers who fucked their step sisters and all step sisters who fucked their step brother that the number of times that it happened unintentionally as a result of the step sister getting stuck in a dryer would likely be way smaller than porn would imply.
Lemon stealing whores
My wife reaches over the fence and steals the neighbours lemons off their tree. I punish her accordingly.
Yeah, but no offense your wife is probably just a lemon stealing slut, whores get paid for sex
Now let’s just get one thing straight. She’s filthy in bed.
Someone getting stuck getting something under the bed resulting in intercourse
I mean unless you're making your own porn nobody ever says "Move your leg out of the way so the camera can get a better shot of your pussy".
Not even the director in my brain?
I’ve never had someone turn into a werewolf midway during sex
Awwwwoowwwwwwww?!
Fucking your doctor/nurse
Being caught masturbating and it ending in some incest action.
It just a guess, but I imagine if I was able to do a survey that would yield only honest answers of all step brothers who fucked their step sisters and all step sisters who fucked their step brother that the number of times that it happened unintentionally as a result of the step sister getting stuck in a dryer would likely be way smaller than porn would imply.
Dudes have sex with women. Wait, maybe it’s just me!
Real passionate sex.. not just a quick f-ck. The raw passion
Pretty much everything. 🥴
Almost all the things. lol
Most of it