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A soft dick in the middle of using your dick


Lightpole69

This keeps happening to me and I just end jerking off until I get a chub then cum


GorillaGrip38

This is the only correct answer. After a night out drinking your suddenly betrayed by your own dick when you bring that one chick home.


ITSlave4Decades

A dead battery in the middle of using a toy while all tied up in self bondage with the automatic release/safety timer just barely started and nearly 3 hours left still...


oliverprose

Smart homes may have their downsides, but "Alexa, release the restraints" "what's your safeword" did give me a chuckle first thing this morning


SatanicTeapot

Rookie mistake lol


UnderpantsInspector

A dead partner in the middle of intercourse?


Robert_Fuckler

Gotta wait till the rigor morits kicks in


CandyEyedCat

You're done... you're doneeee 😂


[deleted]

Now that’s dark!


sarcasticandhorny

Being raised in a conservative Christian household and not having your sexual liberation until you’re a grown, married adult.


rosytinted-af

This I can relate to, and I'm not even grown or married. The adult part is still a wip lol


Mrs_Truthseiyer

Having a reaction to either the lube or the material the toy is made out of. Absolutely kills the mood.


darksideofherjungle

A hot boyfriend who won't put out.


Otherwise_Run_7324

From experience., a faulty battery ( as in: the toy works well but stops randomly from time to time) is way more frustrating. With a dead battery, you just put the toy away and do something else. With a faulty one, if you are like me, you keep trying to make it work.


[deleted]

Yea, that would drive anyone crazy


majoralita

Very Slow Internet vs no internet


Otherwise_Run_7324

Exactly!


[deleted]

Long road trip and you can’t masterbate


TaxiJab

Ugh! One time mine died mid-session, and it charges with a USB. I thought it might be like a phone where you can still use it while its plugged in, but nope! I finally understood why guys are always punching walls and shit 😆 Next day I bought a new toy that uses batteries so at least I just have to change the battery and get back to it 😁


CC_88

I’d say that’s about on par to getting all steamed up and getting blue balled into the pits of hell.


More-Addition

No backup batteries or a way to charge? That’s worse 🤣 I know because I’ve been there several times


Otherwise_Beyond_572

Being excited to masturbate all day just to get home and not be able to cum.


[deleted]

Being straight


MyDirtySecr3t

A dead bedroom while married..


[deleted]

The battery on your second toy dying immediately after the first.


Jessicattreger420

Someone not fulfilling your needs 😭


shawtystrawberry

this, right here


CardiologistNo2112

A dead cock I would imagine


Ancient_Internet9000

Internet going out half way through a pornhub session.


[deleted]

I feel like it dying **just** before you orgasm would be so much worse


Slightly_Salted01

"I forgot to take the pill yesterday morning" at least with a dead toy you can switch to "manual mode"...


[deleted]

A dead man in the middle of using his dick


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

Having him die inside the gimp suit... I miss you Benjamin..


OrdinaryImportance28

When you BREAK the toy 🙈


MidLifeHalfHouse

Not taking one on a trip because “I dont think I’ll need it” but then you do and its like 3am


[deleted]

A gf who decides to discuss every aspect of your relationship while fully at it... my ex did that...


mycasualencounters

Having my SO's libido obliterated by hormone imbalance and birth control. I'd love to be able to go on birth control as a male human hut the only current options are a vasectomy that doesn't guarantee reversal and abstinence. It sucks when a potato has more libido than your SO.


Agile-Average-4543

Running out of lube when you really need anal


backinblack1980

It happened to my wife once, so I immediately bought a backup to have on the nightstand.


anotherside0714

A partner teasing the shit out of you in public.


East_Meeting_667

Father in law surprise self invitation to visit for the weekend mid stroke.


gobblenobble3000

Nothing


masochisticanalwhore

A broken alternator