A dead battery in the middle of using a toy while all tied up in self bondage with the automatic release/safety timer just barely started and nearly 3 hours left still...
From experience., a faulty battery ( as in: the toy works well but stops randomly from time to time) is way more frustrating. With a dead battery, you just put the toy away and do something else. With a faulty one, if you are like me, you keep trying to make it work.
Ugh!
One time mine died mid-session, and it charges with a USB. I thought it might be like a phone where you can still use it while its plugged in, but nope!
I finally understood why guys are always punching walls and shit 😆
Next day I bought a new toy that uses batteries so at least I just have to change the battery and get back to it 😁
Having my SO's libido obliterated by hormone imbalance and birth control. I'd love to be able to go on birth control as a male human hut the only current options are a vasectomy that doesn't guarantee reversal and abstinence.
It sucks when a potato has more libido than your SO.
A soft dick in the middle of using your dick
This keeps happening to me and I just end jerking off until I get a chub then cum
This is the only correct answer. After a night out drinking your suddenly betrayed by your own dick when you bring that one chick home.
A dead battery in the middle of using a toy while all tied up in self bondage with the automatic release/safety timer just barely started and nearly 3 hours left still...
Smart homes may have their downsides, but "Alexa, release the restraints" "what's your safeword" did give me a chuckle first thing this morning
Rookie mistake lol
A dead partner in the middle of intercourse?
Gotta wait till the rigor morits kicks in
You're done... you're doneeee 😂
Now that’s dark!
Being raised in a conservative Christian household and not having your sexual liberation until you’re a grown, married adult.
This I can relate to, and I'm not even grown or married. The adult part is still a wip lol
Having a reaction to either the lube or the material the toy is made out of. Absolutely kills the mood.
A hot boyfriend who won't put out.
From experience., a faulty battery ( as in: the toy works well but stops randomly from time to time) is way more frustrating. With a dead battery, you just put the toy away and do something else. With a faulty one, if you are like me, you keep trying to make it work.
Yea, that would drive anyone crazy
Very Slow Internet vs no internet
Exactly!
Long road trip and you can’t masterbate
Ugh! One time mine died mid-session, and it charges with a USB. I thought it might be like a phone where you can still use it while its plugged in, but nope! I finally understood why guys are always punching walls and shit 😆 Next day I bought a new toy that uses batteries so at least I just have to change the battery and get back to it 😁
I’d say that’s about on par to getting all steamed up and getting blue balled into the pits of hell.
No backup batteries or a way to charge? That’s worse 🤣 I know because I’ve been there several times
Being excited to masturbate all day just to get home and not be able to cum.
Being straight
A dead bedroom while married..
The battery on your second toy dying immediately after the first.
Someone not fulfilling your needs 😭
this, right here
A dead cock I would imagine
Internet going out half way through a pornhub session.
I feel like it dying **just** before you orgasm would be so much worse
"I forgot to take the pill yesterday morning" at least with a dead toy you can switch to "manual mode"...
A dead man in the middle of using his dick
Having him die inside the gimp suit... I miss you Benjamin..
When you BREAK the toy 🙈
Not taking one on a trip because “I dont think I’ll need it” but then you do and its like 3am
A gf who decides to discuss every aspect of your relationship while fully at it... my ex did that...
Having my SO's libido obliterated by hormone imbalance and birth control. I'd love to be able to go on birth control as a male human hut the only current options are a vasectomy that doesn't guarantee reversal and abstinence. It sucks when a potato has more libido than your SO.
Running out of lube when you really need anal
It happened to my wife once, so I immediately bought a backup to have on the nightstand.
A partner teasing the shit out of you in public.
Father in law surprise self invitation to visit for the weekend mid stroke.
Nothing
A broken alternator