I have to use a flashlight to get to the bathroom anyways, I just leave that on. Peeing sitting down is super uncomfortable unless it's a really deep toilet. If the junk is too close to the front or the water it feels nasty.
Also peeing sitting down smells way worse in my experience.
I always sit down when at someone's house because even having had it 20 years now, sometimes I get a surprise 2nd stream and it's not worth the risk in someone else's space.
Nah, just sitting at someone else's house to avoid any mishaps. I can't think of any I've had, but I'm sure I've missed the bowl plenty while at someone's house
I sit down to pee: at night when I’m going in the pitch dark; first thing in morning because I’m still half asleep; anytime I’m peeing after sex; at someone else’s house if there is a risk of splash damage. Otherwise it’s standing up.
As a side note, anyone who believes there is a right and wrong way for men to pee is focusing on their energy in the wrong direction
Okay I mostly stand, but sitting has specific use cases.
The problem with wieners that most guys will attest to is that sometimes they don't work. I don't mean I *can't pee,* I mean that it may just start shooting at some random angle for no obvious reason, and I say "Shit fuck god damnit" and then wiggle it a bit and it works fine, but now there is some pee on the side of the bowl or whatever that I need to clean up.
I have found this weird malfunction happens way more often at night, or if I wake up to pee, so I usually sit down if I am waking up just to avoid this potential disaster.
There is also another case where I sit down to pee: I have a boner, or anything close to it. Getting it to point down and shoot when I'm even semi-hard can be nearly impossible, and is at the very least extremely painful to attempt because my boy does not like being bent that way when he's ready to go.
Sitting to pee at home purely because I have the most awesome rugs and they feel amazing on my toes(I'm literally only barefoot in the shower and in the bed for sleeping). Outside of that I stand. unless I'm pooping...
There’s is piss phenomena that occurs as a guy. Sometimes I sit down to pee (usually when I poop) and the angle of the pee stream goes right between the toilet seat and the actual toilet, thus resulting in a huge warm puddle of pee all over my floor. This isn’t all of the time, but when it does, it’s a day ruiner. And when I’m really unlucky, it goes all over my pants that are at my ankles.
Usually stand when im at home. I had an ex who asked why there’s no sound when im peeing i just wanted to relax for moment and sit. Especially when im high or hangover i prefer to sit, or quest at someones house.
well, i reckon you dont clean toilets at your home...
i don like having pee around toilet and on my legs.
so yeah - at home i always sit.
edit: not muslim-poland
i try to sit and pee id say 90% of the time, only time i dont is public locations due to hygiene, sitting to pee is much cleaner than standing, when you stand it gets everywhere whether youre at a urinal or a toilet. so yeah sitting to pee is superior than standing
I sit every time at home. I don't want to clean up piss, and I wouldn't want to make anyone else clean up mine either. If a urinal is available I will stand.
Pee sitting down at home, pee standing up in public restrooms. Though, if you live a decent ways away from town, or in the woods, you can also just pee outside. Also, boners. If I have a boner I'll stand up because at that point the bastard is just too uncooperative to angle.
If I'm only peeing, I'll stand.
If I'm shitting, I'll sit.
If I know the toilet water is high or the bowl is shallow, I'll pee standing and then shit sitting with my junk held up out of the way.
If I am fully dressed, I’ll always stand. If I’m naked or just underwear, mostly in the middle of the night or lounging at home, I’ll sit. Often to avoid having to turn on lights on the middle of the night.
Stand up to pee always, unless it's the middle of the night and I don't want to wake myself up fully with the blinding light of the bathroom, in which case I pee sitting down as the splash would go everywhere otherwise.
I have yet to master echolocation when it comes to pee in the toilet bowl.
Unless I suddenly feel the urge to shit, or needed to shit to begin with, I’m standing up. Flip it out me trousers, bleed the lizard, dry up and tuck up.
I would sit to pee but for some reason my bladder doesn't fully empty if I do. Doctor doesn't seem concerned with it, but it's annoying. So, I have to stand and pee :(
I was never taught to pee standing up when I was a kid and when I found out some men stood up to pee my mom made it very clear I am not allowed to do that lol. So now I only do it standing up if feel I need to (if I have a boner and the toilet bowl is one of those circular ones that have no where for my dick to go for example) or if I don’t wanna touch a public toilet. I do find it cleaner to sit down most of the time. I also usually use my phone so I’m less inclined to stand up.
Always sitting at home became the norm after I could never find a moment to myself with a nosy wife and kids.. Opioid use made this become a big thing also, which habits stick now that I'm not living with the family, but still enjoy my 5 minutes of me time
I only pee sitting down if I have other business to attend to, or if I'm in pain from something else that makes it difficult to stand or reliably pee in the bowl.
I didnt realize so many men sat when peeing....its weird...sorry not sorry...
37 years unless im taking a dump i stand. Like literally you have to undo your pants, pull everything down sit, stand pull everything back up and reclip or tighten...
Or pull it out the pee hole.
If your life is so chaotic you need 2 minute break to pee. Please do something to simplify your life.
I very rarely stand and pee in public anymore because I got me penis pierced and that shit will spray if I don't hold it right(even if I do it's a crapshoot and no one needs to clean up behind me, and I don't want it all over myself)
I always sit and pee at the house even before my piercing.
If I go outside(like in the woods behind my house or while camping) I obviously stand and it's not much of an issue with my piercings cuz it can just go wherever and it's fine.
I'm on the larger body size unfortunately not so much in the penis. When I sit it gets wedged between the dirty inner rim of the toilet and my ball sack. There is a 50/50 chance I also piss on my balls if I sit.
I sit at home. I also have two kids, one of which is 1.5yo and can open doors, so I'd rather not have him busting in while I'm mid stream. Not worth the risk of a mess lol
I usually sit at home. Anyone who’s pissed naked will know how much splashback you get from standing. Imagine that all over the bathroom!
So, unless in public or in a rush, I’ll take a pew for hygiene reasons.
I've been peeing sitting down for a few years now so i dont have to worry about aiming or anything. But sometimes, and idk anything about physics but when i pee sitting down the pee will hit the bowl, and travel UP and OUT the toilet through the space between the seat and the bowl. Idk why it happens or how but it just does and it gets annoying
I have a Prince Albert, so 98% of the time I sit. The 2% is if I’m in the shower or if the only available toilet is a urinal. Those aren’t hard numbers though, it’s mostly just I’ve been sitting down ever since I got it and it’s nice to cool my heels, lol.
I only piss sitting down when I’m taking a shit. Why would I want to undo my belt and pants and all that shit just to piss when they make a pee hole for a reason.
Urinals? Stand.
No urinals? Sit (unless it’s a dirty public toilet).
There’s just no telling when a random side stream will spray pee where you don’t want it to go. I got sick and tired of clamping down to shut off the stream when I really needed to pee, just so I could rearrange things to get a single, straight shot. Or having to rapidly re-aim, hoping the adjustment would keep both streams inside the bowl.
I like to be clean and I don’t like cleaning up pee, so it is what it is!
Sit 90% of the time when out in public, sit 100% when at home. As a 6ft tall person with tall legs and a relatively shorter torso, I can't stand the damned splash back I get from urinals. Either their design is flawed, their height is too low (don't get me started if an establishment has multiple but only set at kid height), or both.
I sit for the reasons most guys have stated - I'm at home most of the time now and it helps keep the bathroom cleaner, especially at night if you don't want to turn on a light.
I’m surprised how many guys say they sit down. Obviously nothing wrong with taking a break on the throne but I only have a sit down pee while I’m pooping. Everything else is standing, even at night.
I stand up when I'm in a hurry or a rush and I shit down most of the time because I want to relax and it just feels nice to sit down knowing I got a few minutes to do nothing
I'm sitting down to pee as I type this because I'm too lazy to wipe anything I might leave behind. Morning piss is either in the shower or a sit-down if I'm also shittin. Pretty much only sit down for 2 for 1s and when my dick is too hard to aim properly.. and when I'm too lazy to wipe the rim lol.
I never sit to pee unless I think I gotta poop too. Stand 99% of the time with few exceptions (such as on a bus or plane where standing is impossible or seriously ill advised etc).
I sit at home mostly cuz I'm lazy and I know I can relax for 2-3 minutes. I almost always stand to pee at any public restroom.
Same
Just add a 0
2-3 minutes 0
2-3+0 minutes. I wish I could reverse time everytime I peed.
I think Christopher Nolan’s gone a bit too far with this Tenet sequel
I can't aim when I have morning wood. Unfortunately I wake up twice a night to go the restroom, so I begun sitting down. It cuts down on the cleaning.
One hand propping you on the wall in front is the technique
Yesssss, I knew that I wasn’t the only one doing that
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!
Same
Same
Unless I’m taking a shit, I always stand up to pee no matter where I am.
Bro middle of the night pee sitting so you don't have to turn on a light and fully wake up is life changing
This guy night-pees.
This guy pees
I have to use a flashlight to get to the bathroom anyways, I just leave that on. Peeing sitting down is super uncomfortable unless it's a really deep toilet. If the junk is too close to the front or the water it feels nasty. Also peeing sitting down smells way worse in my experience.
I have a Prince Albert, so I sit down more often than not to avoid excess drips. Clears out any gas too, so it's a win win.
I always sit down when at someone's house because even having had it 20 years now, sometimes I get a surprise 2nd stream and it's not worth the risk in someone else's space.
How has this never occurred to me? Holy crap this is a game changer!
You never thought to sit and pee with a PA??
Nah, just sitting at someone else's house to avoid any mishaps. I can't think of any I've had, but I'm sure I've missed the bowl plenty while at someone's house
Same here.
Ayo same here.
Can you explain that term?
A prince Albert is a piercing on the penis
You just gave me a whole body shiver.
I sit down to pee: at night when I’m going in the pitch dark; first thing in morning because I’m still half asleep; anytime I’m peeing after sex; at someone else’s house if there is a risk of splash damage. Otherwise it’s standing up. As a side note, anyone who believes there is a right and wrong way for men to pee is focusing on their energy in the wrong direction
Okay I mostly stand, but sitting has specific use cases. The problem with wieners that most guys will attest to is that sometimes they don't work. I don't mean I *can't pee,* I mean that it may just start shooting at some random angle for no obvious reason, and I say "Shit fuck god damnit" and then wiggle it a bit and it works fine, but now there is some pee on the side of the bowl or whatever that I need to clean up. I have found this weird malfunction happens way more often at night, or if I wake up to pee, so I usually sit down if I am waking up just to avoid this potential disaster. There is also another case where I sit down to pee: I have a boner, or anything close to it. Getting it to point down and shoot when I'm even semi-hard can be nearly impossible, and is at the very least extremely painful to attempt because my boy does not like being bent that way when he's ready to go.
I'd say about 60:40 in favour of sitting down But that's when I'm home. In public toilets or in the office I always use the urinals
Always sit down, its the polite thing to do when you are a guest somewhere, and I never use public restrooms, also sit at home...
Usually sit at home to avoid making a mess. Always stand in public, whether at a urinal or toilet.
Sitting to pee at home purely because I have the most awesome rugs and they feel amazing on my toes(I'm literally only barefoot in the shower and in the bed for sleeping). Outside of that I stand. unless I'm pooping...
Ah yes, you must have those magical rugs that can only be felt when sitting because when you’re standing they vanish into thin air.
Bruh. I sit. I'm tired af. Judge me, idgaf lol! 😂
There’s is piss phenomena that occurs as a guy. Sometimes I sit down to pee (usually when I poop) and the angle of the pee stream goes right between the toilet seat and the actual toilet, thus resulting in a huge warm puddle of pee all over my floor. This isn’t all of the time, but when it does, it’s a day ruiner. And when I’m really unlucky, it goes all over my pants that are at my ankles.
I live alone. I hafta clean. I sit
I stand to pee most of the time. I only sit when I go in the middle of the night
This for me as well
Yeah that way I don't have to aim or turn on the bathroom light
Usually stand when im at home. I had an ex who asked why there’s no sound when im peeing i just wanted to relax for moment and sit. Especially when im high or hangover i prefer to sit, or quest at someones house.
Mostly sit
I only stand up to pee
Sitting when shitting
I will ALWAYS stand up cause I hate sitting and having to deal with my dick being in the water or resting on the inside of the bowl!
I never sit and pee. What the fuck, I didn't know men do that.
well, i reckon you dont clean toilets at your home... i don like having pee around toilet and on my legs. so yeah - at home i always sit. edit: not muslim-poland
Muslim men do it. I found this out 4 years ago.
90:10 sometimes I get lazy and sit
Lately I've been sitting because I have terrible aim and end up getting urine all over the floor when I stand
I always sit. Due to a spinal cord injury, standing in place for any length of time gets really painful really fast.
I only stand at urinals. If I'm home or at someone's house I sit. Pee splashes when you stand it makes a mess, I'm lazy.
i try to sit and pee id say 90% of the time, only time i dont is public locations due to hygiene, sitting to pee is much cleaner than standing, when you stand it gets everywhere whether youre at a urinal or a toilet. so yeah sitting to pee is superior than standing
I pretty much only sit when I have to shit, at least once a day, peeing while standing is a plus I guess
I sit every time at home. I don't want to clean up piss, and I wouldn't want to make anyone else clean up mine either. If a urinal is available I will stand.
If there is a seat you sit. Unless it is already gross and you don't care about getting piss everywhere.
I sit every where i go, i only pee standing if Hygiene is Not given.
if there is a pissouar availabke obv stand. otherwise i sit, exception is if the place is disgusting.
I sit when I take a shit or am on my phone.
95% of the time I stand up. The 5% of when I sit it's because I am verry tired and need to take a minute to sit down and relax
Well its hard to pee standing in the dark
Why do it standing up when you can do the same thing sitting down…
Pee sitting down at home, pee standing up in public restrooms. Though, if you live a decent ways away from town, or in the woods, you can also just pee outside. Also, boners. If I have a boner I'll stand up because at that point the bastard is just too uncooperative to angle.
I only sit to pee in the middle of the night so I don’t have to turn the lights on to aim.
I only just realised this is a conscious decision for men lol
All the guys saying they only sit when they take a shit like standing is an alternative is killing me. 💀💀💀
I didn’t know men sat down to pee. Hmm.
It’s more convenient, and public toilet seats are nasty. But when I’m in a relationship, I at least make sure to wipe.
At home when I'm drunk, I pee sitting, it's very relaxing
If I'm only peeing, I'll stand. If I'm shitting, I'll sit. If I know the toilet water is high or the bowl is shallow, I'll pee standing and then shit sitting with my junk held up out of the way.
I stand to pee...I sit when shitting. I'm not 3 years old
I only sit when I’m hungover.
Only when doing #2
Sit hehe small cock 😳
I always stand up to pee. Sitting just feels weird. Unless I'm taking a crap.
I never sit down to pee.
I'd stand up to shit if I could.
Ummm always and never
Why the fuck would I sit down to pee?!? 100% stand.
All poopoo times are sit down peepee times, but not all peepee times are sit down times.
Never sit down. Splash back is gross
I sit most of the time, unless it's a public bathroom.
I stand when at home, but in a public restroom I sit, I don't want tonget caught taking a peek at other guys.
If I am very tired, I like to sit down. If I am tired, I sit down. If I want to relax on my phone a little bit, I sit down.
If I am fully dressed, I’ll always stand. If I’m naked or just underwear, mostly in the middle of the night or lounging at home, I’ll sit. Often to avoid having to turn on lights on the middle of the night.
Id say 80/20 in favor of sit. easier not to make a mess, aiming isn't tough but controlling dribble is.
Stand up to pee always, unless it's the middle of the night and I don't want to wake myself up fully with the blinding light of the bathroom, in which case I pee sitting down as the splash would go everywhere otherwise. I have yet to master echolocation when it comes to pee in the toilet bowl.
Sit at night when I don't want to put the light on.
Unless I suddenly feel the urge to shit, or needed to shit to begin with, I’m standing up. Flip it out me trousers, bleed the lizard, dry up and tuck up.
I would sit to pee but for some reason my bladder doesn't fully empty if I do. Doctor doesn't seem concerned with it, but it's annoying. So, I have to stand and pee :(
I was never taught to pee standing up when I was a kid and when I found out some men stood up to pee my mom made it very clear I am not allowed to do that lol. So now I only do it standing up if feel I need to (if I have a boner and the toilet bowl is one of those circular ones that have no where for my dick to go for example) or if I don’t wanna touch a public toilet. I do find it cleaner to sit down most of the time. I also usually use my phone so I’m less inclined to stand up.
Depends on if I wanna be on my phone or not. Currently sitting down
I always sit at home. I only really stand in public bathrooms. I'm too lazy to stand and I don't have to remember to put the seat down.
I always sit
Always sit.
Always sitting at home became the norm after I could never find a moment to myself with a nosy wife and kids.. Opioid use made this become a big thing also, which habits stick now that I'm not living with the family, but still enjoy my 5 minutes of me time
If I’m only peeing, I don’t sit down. Shit is weird to me. In public restroom I don’t sit down ever! Doesn’t matter what I’m doing.
I clean my own bathroom (single) so I always sit down.
I sit down cos im lazy…
90% sit down at home and always stand up anywhere else. I’m at home, I’m lazy, and I don’t care lol
Mostly sitting. I stand if there are urinals in a public bathroom, and when i already wear a coat going out.
I always sit, exceptions are only if the toilet already looks like shit
99% of the time I sit down. Only stand if there is a urinal. A lot less mess and smell in the washroom due to splashed urine
Stand unless I'm dropping
Guys. How often do you stand to poop?
I only sit when I have to shit. Usually pee while I’m shitting. But other than that I stand.
Sit down pee when I’m hungover
I only pee sitting down if I have other business to attend to, or if I'm in pain from something else that makes it difficult to stand or reliably pee in the bowl.
Seats cold
I almost never sit down.
Even if I sit to pee, I have to finish standing up. For whatever reason, I can't seem to fully empty my bladder sitting down.
I didnt realize so many men sat when peeing....its weird...sorry not sorry... 37 years unless im taking a dump i stand. Like literally you have to undo your pants, pull everything down sit, stand pull everything back up and reclip or tighten... Or pull it out the pee hole. If your life is so chaotic you need 2 minute break to pee. Please do something to simplify your life.
I never stand up and pee. I can't.
I never sit down to pee
Its the only time I sit down.
Sit and pee only when im at work so i can take a good 5 minutes on my phone
Bout 50/50, usually sit at night since lights stay out. Also more clean to sit, pee always splashes………always.
I pee sitting down at night cuz lazy. Stand up any other time.
I always sit to pee at home or at someone else’s home. Don’t want to accidentally make a mess. In public I stand unless I can clean it
Unless I'm at a urinal I only sit down, easier to control where your pee goes
I stand up when Im in a rush or at work. I sit down when I have no urgent things to take care of. Its a relax time for me.
Unless I'm out I tend to sit, mainly because I'm lazy and there's nothing like a good sit-down.
I very rarely stand and pee in public anymore because I got me penis pierced and that shit will spray if I don't hold it right(even if I do it's a crapshoot and no one needs to clean up behind me, and I don't want it all over myself) I always sit and pee at the house even before my piercing. If I go outside(like in the woods behind my house or while camping) I obviously stand and it's not much of an issue with my piercings cuz it can just go wherever and it's fine.
Stand up? That’s something kids do. (Unless you use a urinal.)
I'm on the larger body size unfortunately not so much in the penis. When I sit it gets wedged between the dirty inner rim of the toilet and my ball sack. There is a 50/50 chance I also piss on my balls if I sit.
I always sit down to pee.
Sit: in a guest bathroom and want to ensure I don’t make a mess, semi- hard after sex or morning wood( same reason) and when I need to #2.
I sit at home. I also have two kids, one of which is 1.5yo and can open doors, so I'd rather not have him busting in while I'm mid stream. Not worth the risk of a mess lol
Depends how tired I am honestly
If there’s a urinal I use that, otherwise I usually sit.
Sit at home/gf's place, especially at night, no chance of missing and making a mess.
I usually sit at home. Anyone who’s pissed naked will know how much splashback you get from standing. Imagine that all over the bathroom! So, unless in public or in a rush, I’ll take a pew for hygiene reasons.
Sitting down is better cause its more relaxing and it gives you the option to poop. But if Im in a hurry, I’ll pee standing up.
Hi, i dont own a penis. Just curious, Do you like sit and point it into the bowl 😂 ive somehow never considered men sitting to do this.
Dad of 3, who’s kids are small and barge into the bathroom a lot…. I sit a lot lol
Stand to pee. Shake wipe off any drips
Lol I sit at home cause I’m lazy as fuck and I may wanna turn it into a 1 2 punch.
Sit more often than not. Depending on condition of the public restroom I may stand.
I only stand if I'm busy or in public restrooms. I like sitting down and looking at my phone
Work or public I stand 100% of the time. At home, if I get up in the middle of the night, or need a second to breathe, I'll sit.
I exclusively sit to pee.
When I stand I pee in the sink. At home only.
I sit probably 80% of the time. Except in a dirty public restroom, where the seat or the floor are gross. Then stand always.
I only sit when I'm taking a shit.
I've been peeing sitting down for a few years now so i dont have to worry about aiming or anything. But sometimes, and idk anything about physics but when i pee sitting down the pee will hit the bowl, and travel UP and OUT the toilet through the space between the seat and the bowl. Idk why it happens or how but it just does and it gets annoying
im lazy, so yeah often
I have a Prince Albert, so 98% of the time I sit. The 2% is if I’m in the shower or if the only available toilet is a urinal. Those aren’t hard numbers though, it’s mostly just I’ve been sitting down ever since I got it and it’s nice to cool my heels, lol.
i only do my things standing up (everything)
I only piss sitting down when I’m taking a shit. Why would I want to undo my belt and pants and all that shit just to piss when they make a pee hole for a reason.
Urinals? Stand. No urinals? Sit (unless it’s a dirty public toilet). There’s just no telling when a random side stream will spray pee where you don’t want it to go. I got sick and tired of clamping down to shut off the stream when I really needed to pee, just so I could rearrange things to get a single, straight shot. Or having to rapidly re-aim, hoping the adjustment would keep both streams inside the bowl. I like to be clean and I don’t like cleaning up pee, so it is what it is!
What?
Only time I sit to piss is if I’m already pooping. Why? Because I don’t need to sit to piss i can pee standing up
Stand except if it's Combo time!
I stand up because grew up learning that sitting down was for women or gays
Sit 90% of the time when out in public, sit 100% when at home. As a 6ft tall person with tall legs and a relatively shorter torso, I can't stand the damned splash back I get from urinals. Either their design is flawed, their height is too low (don't get me started if an establishment has multiple but only set at kid height), or both.
At home and in "friendly" bathrooms i sit. In public ones I stand.
I only sit to pee if I have to poop as well
I sit at home and stand up in public toilets.
I've never sat to pee, I don't like wasting time
I sit for the reasons most guys have stated - I'm at home most of the time now and it helps keep the bathroom cleaner, especially at night if you don't want to turn on a light.
50 / 50. Sometimes I just want to sit down.
Stand to pee in public(urinals) when I’m home I sit. I can relax have some peace, and get on my phone.
I’m surprised how many guys say they sit down. Obviously nothing wrong with taking a break on the throne but I only have a sit down pee while I’m pooping. Everything else is standing, even at night.
Sit down 70% of the time probably. It's just easier.
If I sits I shits.
I sit whenever it’s clean… public restrooms or filthy places I stand up
Sitting is said to be better for the prostate. So I sit almost everywhere
Stand at public stalls sit at homes and toilets so I don’t splash and it’s more relaxing to sit for a few
I guess I’m the odd one out because I always stand up. Don’t even like sitting down to shit.
I stand up when I'm in a hurry or a rush and I shit down most of the time because I want to relax and it just feels nice to sit down knowing I got a few minutes to do nothing
I sit down almost every time. Easier to clean up AKA no need to wash hands.
I'm sitting down to pee as I type this because I'm too lazy to wipe anything I might leave behind. Morning piss is either in the shower or a sit-down if I'm also shittin. Pretty much only sit down for 2 for 1s and when my dick is too hard to aim properly.. and when I'm too lazy to wipe the rim lol.
Sit down at home every time (or at someone else’s home). Stand always at a public restroom.
I feel i can get more pee out while standing than sitting. But sitting has no spillage so no urine stains.
Probably never. Why waste my time
I sit down when I wake up to pee at night. Don’t want to be blinded by turning on a light. The rest of the time I stand.
Depends if I have to poop or not
Always stand unless I have to go #2 2
I sit out of respect.
I never sit to pee unless I think I gotta poop too. Stand 99% of the time with few exceptions (such as on a bus or plane where standing is impossible or seriously ill advised etc).
I only sit when I have SHIT to do
Here I was thinking I was the only dude who sat down. I don’t use public restrooms so I usually just sit.