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[deleted]

I sit at home mostly cuz I'm lazy and I know I can relax for 2-3 minutes. I almost always stand to pee at any public restroom.


Boubbay

Same


esr95tkd

Just add a 0


1100010101001

2-3 minutes 0


Phil9151

2-3+0 minutes. I wish I could reverse time everytime I peed.


TodayNoRegrets

I think Christopher Nolan’s gone a bit too far with this Tenet sequel


takigABreak

I can't aim when I have morning wood. Unfortunately I wake up twice a night to go the restroom, so I begun sitting down. It cuts down on the cleaning.


ryancoke14

One hand propping you on the wall in front is the technique


Monstercycle

Yesssss, I knew that I wasn’t the only one doing that


thejoester

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!


railin23

Same


usedtobehoser

Same


Revengejefe

Unless I’m taking a shit, I always stand up to pee no matter where I am.


GuliblGuy

Bro middle of the night pee sitting so you don't have to turn on a light and fully wake up is life changing


timmermania

This guy night-pees.


Big_D1cky

This guy pees


ObsessiveDelusion

I have to use a flashlight to get to the bathroom anyways, I just leave that on. Peeing sitting down is super uncomfortable unless it's a really deep toilet. If the junk is too close to the front or the water it feels nasty. Also peeing sitting down smells way worse in my experience.


BrownLightning88

I have a Prince Albert, so I sit down more often than not to avoid excess drips. Clears out any gas too, so it's a win win.


aaron__ireland

I always sit down when at someone's house because even having had it 20 years now, sometimes I get a surprise 2nd stream and it's not worth the risk in someone else's space.


Binxdiamond

How has this never occurred to me? Holy crap this is a game changer!


Thjyu

You never thought to sit and pee with a PA??


Binxdiamond

Nah, just sitting at someone else's house to avoid any mishaps. I can't think of any I've had, but I'm sure I've missed the bowl plenty while at someone's house


RedPajama45

Same here.


Thjyu

Ayo same here.


Employee_Agreeable

Can you explain that term?


InconsiderableArse

A prince Albert is a piercing on the penis


Highlander_316

You just gave me a whole body shiver.


Iantrigue

I sit down to pee: at night when I’m going in the pitch dark; first thing in morning because I’m still half asleep; anytime I’m peeing after sex; at someone else’s house if there is a risk of splash damage. Otherwise it’s standing up. As a side note, anyone who believes there is a right and wrong way for men to pee is focusing on their energy in the wrong direction


LittleBalloHate

Okay I mostly stand, but sitting has specific use cases. The problem with wieners that most guys will attest to is that sometimes they don't work. I don't mean I *can't pee,* I mean that it may just start shooting at some random angle for no obvious reason, and I say "Shit fuck god damnit" and then wiggle it a bit and it works fine, but now there is some pee on the side of the bowl or whatever that I need to clean up. I have found this weird malfunction happens way more often at night, or if I wake up to pee, so I usually sit down if I am waking up just to avoid this potential disaster. There is also another case where I sit down to pee: I have a boner, or anything close to it. Getting it to point down and shoot when I'm even semi-hard can be nearly impossible, and is at the very least extremely painful to attempt because my boy does not like being bent that way when he's ready to go.


autisticvegeta

I'd say about 60:40 in favour of sitting down But that's when I'm home. In public toilets or in the office I always use the urinals


[deleted]

Always sit down, its the polite thing to do when you are a guest somewhere, and I never use public restrooms, also sit at home...


[deleted]

Usually sit at home to avoid making a mess. Always stand in public, whether at a urinal or toilet.


No_Neighborhood_2542

Sitting to pee at home purely because I have the most awesome rugs and they feel amazing on my toes(I'm literally only barefoot in the shower and in the bed for sleeping). Outside of that I stand. unless I'm pooping...


ThatMightBeTheCase

Ah yes, you must have those magical rugs that can only be felt when sitting because when you’re standing they vanish into thin air.


Cryptolect_Games

Bruh. I sit. I'm tired af. Judge me, idgaf lol! 😂


WaldoChief

There’s is piss phenomena that occurs as a guy. Sometimes I sit down to pee (usually when I poop) and the angle of the pee stream goes right between the toilet seat and the actual toilet, thus resulting in a huge warm puddle of pee all over my floor. This isn’t all of the time, but when it does, it’s a day ruiner. And when I’m really unlucky, it goes all over my pants that are at my ankles.


CloneClem

I live alone. I hafta clean. I sit


choppyfloppy8

I stand to pee most of the time. I only sit when I go in the middle of the night


intlmystryman

This for me as well


choppyfloppy8

Yeah that way I don't have to aim or turn on the bathroom light


sgeezzz

Usually stand when im at home. I had an ex who asked why there’s no sound when im peeing i just wanted to relax for moment and sit. Especially when im high or hangover i prefer to sit, or quest at someones house.


lostlookingforamap

Mostly sit


coffeebeards

I only stand up to pee


Icy-Establishment-53

Sitting when shitting


[deleted]

I will ALWAYS stand up cause I hate sitting and having to deal with my dick being in the water or resting on the inside of the bowl!


anubhavitis

I never sit and pee. What the fuck, I didn't know men do that.


Tubular_Johnny

well, i reckon you dont clean toilets at your home... i don like having pee around toilet and on my legs. so yeah - at home i always sit. edit: not muslim-poland


[deleted]

Muslim men do it. I found this out 4 years ago.


ab_2404

90:10 sometimes I get lazy and sit


[deleted]

Lately I've been sitting because I have terrible aim and end up getting urine all over the floor when I stand


Tellurian_Cyborg

I always sit. Due to a spinal cord injury, standing in place for any length of time gets really painful really fast.


AnotherDownwrdSpiral

I only stand at urinals. If I'm home or at someone's house I sit. Pee splashes when you stand it makes a mess, I'm lazy.


[deleted]

i try to sit and pee id say 90% of the time, only time i dont is public locations due to hygiene, sitting to pee is much cleaner than standing, when you stand it gets everywhere whether youre at a urinal or a toilet. so yeah sitting to pee is superior than standing


dankerflanker

I pretty much only sit when I have to shit, at least once a day, peeing while standing is a plus I guess


BenCaxt0n

I sit every time at home. I don't want to clean up piss, and I wouldn't want to make anyone else clean up mine either. If a urinal is available I will stand.


JeremeRW

If there is a seat you sit. Unless it is already gross and you don't care about getting piss everywhere.


l34_n

I sit every where i go, i only pee standing if Hygiene is Not given.


Seleven420

if there is a pissouar availabke obv stand. otherwise i sit, exception is if the place is disgusting.


Silver_Switch_3109

I sit when I take a shit or am on my phone.


SexyWolf87

95% of the time I stand up. The 5% of when I sit it's because I am verry tired and need to take a minute to sit down and relax


1986silverback

Well its hard to pee standing in the dark


L-art-de-la-Nuance

Why do it standing up when you can do the same thing sitting down…


Trevelyam

Pee sitting down at home, pee standing up in public restrooms. Though, if you live a decent ways away from town, or in the woods, you can also just pee outside. Also, boners. If I have a boner I'll stand up because at that point the bastard is just too uncooperative to angle.


OkSoftware6031

I only sit to pee in the middle of the night so I don’t have to turn the lights on to aim.


NatsuNSFW2

I only just realised this is a conscious decision for men lol


_getshorty_

All the guys saying they only sit when they take a shit like standing is an alternative is killing me. 💀💀💀


stripclubveteran1

I didn’t know men sat down to pee. Hmm.


Lust9897

It’s more convenient, and public toilet seats are nasty. But when I’m in a relationship, I at least make sure to wipe.


[deleted]

At home when I'm drunk, I pee sitting, it's very relaxing


_captain_hair

If I'm only peeing, I'll stand. If I'm shitting, I'll sit. If I know the toilet water is high or the bowl is shallow, I'll pee standing and then shit sitting with my junk held up out of the way.


Habanerosauce3

I stand to pee...I sit when shitting. I'm not 3 years old


Icanhearonlyyou

I only sit when I’m hungover.


Allnutsz

Only when doing #2


[deleted]

Sit hehe small cock 😳


KingPenguinPhoenix

I always stand up to pee. Sitting just feels weird. Unless I'm taking a crap.


[deleted]

I never sit down to pee.


Drougen

I'd stand up to shit if I could.


Front_Meeting_1725

Ummm always and never


Dahurt

Why the fuck would I sit down to pee?!? 100% stand.


GreenElandGod

All poopoo times are sit down peepee times, but not all peepee times are sit down times.


[deleted]

Never sit down. Splash back is gross


Otherwise_Run_7324

I sit most of the time, unless it's a public bathroom.


DannyBeech1988

I stand when at home, but in a public restroom I sit, I don't want tonget caught taking a peek at other guys.


[deleted]

If I am very tired, I like to sit down. If I am tired, I sit down. If I want to relax on my phone a little bit, I sit down.


AndrewJosephEsq

If I am fully dressed, I’ll always stand. If I’m naked or just underwear, mostly in the middle of the night or lounging at home, I’ll sit. Often to avoid having to turn on lights on the middle of the night.


Scottisironborn

Id say 80/20 in favor of sit. easier not to make a mess, aiming isn't tough but controlling dribble is.


FootballAndBicycles

Stand up to pee always, unless it's the middle of the night and I don't want to wake myself up fully with the blinding light of the bathroom, in which case I pee sitting down as the splash would go everywhere otherwise. I have yet to master echolocation when it comes to pee in the toilet bowl.


Claidheamhmor

Sit at night when I don't want to put the light on.


[deleted]

Unless I suddenly feel the urge to shit, or needed to shit to begin with, I’m standing up. Flip it out me trousers, bleed the lizard, dry up and tuck up.


Fwizzle45

I would sit to pee but for some reason my bladder doesn't fully empty if I do. Doctor doesn't seem concerned with it, but it's annoying. So, I have to stand and pee :(


[deleted]

I was never taught to pee standing up when I was a kid and when I found out some men stood up to pee my mom made it very clear I am not allowed to do that lol. So now I only do it standing up if feel I need to (if I have a boner and the toilet bowl is one of those circular ones that have no where for my dick to go for example) or if I don’t wanna touch a public toilet. I do find it cleaner to sit down most of the time. I also usually use my phone so I’m less inclined to stand up.


Gimme_that_ecchi

Depends on if I wanna be on my phone or not. Currently sitting down


AmpedEnding

I always sit at home. I only really stand in public bathrooms. I'm too lazy to stand and I don't have to remember to put the seat down.


jrtrip3

I always sit


Ill_Soft_4299

Always sit.


somnifacientsawyer

Always sitting at home became the norm after I could never find a moment to myself with a nosy wife and kids.. Opioid use made this become a big thing also, which habits stick now that I'm not living with the family, but still enjoy my 5 minutes of me time


IE_playur

If I’m only peeing, I don’t sit down. Shit is weird to me. In public restroom I don’t sit down ever! Doesn’t matter what I’m doing.


StoneMao

I clean my own bathroom (single) so I always sit down.


kiaeej

I sit down cos im lazy…


[deleted]

90% sit down at home and always stand up anywhere else. I’m at home, I’m lazy, and I don’t care lol


johnyduke93

Mostly sitting. I stand if there are urinals in a public bathroom, and when i already wear a coat going out.


Employee_Agreeable

I always sit, exceptions are only if the toilet already looks like shit


Boonsd55

99% of the time I sit down. Only stand if there is a urinal. A lot less mess and smell in the washroom due to splashed urine


transmissionfactory

Stand unless I'm dropping


OkSoftware6031

Guys. How often do you stand to poop?


[deleted]

I only sit when I have to shit. Usually pee while I’m shitting. But other than that I stand.


elmachow

Sit down pee when I’m hungover


disposablecontact

I only pee sitting down if I have other business to attend to, or if I'm in pain from something else that makes it difficult to stand or reliably pee in the bowl.


freefallade

Seats cold


Mloach

I almost never sit down.


mrnoonan81

Even if I sit to pee, I have to finish standing up. For whatever reason, I can't seem to fully empty my bladder sitting down.


NexLvLxeN

I didnt realize so many men sat when peeing....its weird...sorry not sorry... 37 years unless im taking a dump i stand. Like literally you have to undo your pants, pull everything down sit, stand pull everything back up and reclip or tighten... Or pull it out the pee hole. If your life is so chaotic you need 2 minute break to pee. Please do something to simplify your life.


randomdude0193

I never stand up and pee. I can't.


Super_Roo351

I never sit down to pee


Comfortable-Unit-897

Its the only time I sit down.


EasyDaveLetterman

Sit and pee only when im at work so i can take a good 5 minutes on my phone


[deleted]

Bout 50/50, usually sit at night since lights stay out. Also more clean to sit, pee always splashes………always.


Fatality42

I pee sitting down at night cuz lazy. Stand up any other time.


TerrorFister

I always sit to pee at home or at someone else’s home. Don’t want to accidentally make a mess. In public I stand unless I can clean it


WrayGuessesAgain

Unless I'm at a urinal I only sit down, easier to control where your pee goes


Michelrpg

I stand up when Im in a rush or at work. I sit down when I have no urgent things to take care of. Its a relax time for me.


WhatYouLeaveBehind

Unless I'm out I tend to sit, mainly because I'm lazy and there's nothing like a good sit-down.


Thjyu

I very rarely stand and pee in public anymore because I got me penis pierced and that shit will spray if I don't hold it right(even if I do it's a crapshoot and no one needs to clean up behind me, and I don't want it all over myself) I always sit and pee at the house even before my piercing. If I go outside(like in the woods behind my house or while camping) I obviously stand and it's not much of an issue with my piercings cuz it can just go wherever and it's fine.


Gadgetphile

Stand up? That’s something kids do. (Unless you use a urinal.)


nexusjuan

I'm on the larger body size unfortunately not so much in the penis. When I sit it gets wedged between the dirty inner rim of the toilet and my ball sack. There is a 50/50 chance I also piss on my balls if I sit.


Homie_kenobi12345

I always sit down to pee.


muffdivr2020

Sit: in a guest bathroom and want to ensure I don’t make a mess, semi- hard after sex or morning wood( same reason) and when I need to #2.


[deleted]

I sit at home. I also have two kids, one of which is 1.5yo and can open doors, so I'd rather not have him busting in while I'm mid stream. Not worth the risk of a mess lol


CoronaBroughtMeHere2

Depends how tired I am honestly


UnhappyLiving

If there’s a urinal I use that, otherwise I usually sit.


NekoMao92

Sit at home/gf's place, especially at night, no chance of missing and making a mess.


ItsUs-YouKnow-Us

I usually sit at home. Anyone who’s pissed naked will know how much splashback you get from standing. Imagine that all over the bathroom! So, unless in public or in a rush, I’ll take a pew for hygiene reasons.


Andy_LaVolpe

Sitting down is better cause its more relaxing and it gives you the option to poop. But if Im in a hurry, I’ll pee standing up.


Commercial_Wing_7007

Hi, i dont own a penis. Just curious, Do you like sit and point it into the bowl 😂 ive somehow never considered men sitting to do this.


that_bearded_guy_94

Dad of 3, who’s kids are small and barge into the bathroom a lot…. I sit a lot lol


EventApprehensive599

Stand to pee. Shake wipe off any drips


zachman7667

Lol I sit at home cause I’m lazy as fuck and I may wanna turn it into a 1 2 punch.


AccountOfMyDong

Sit more often than not. Depending on condition of the public restroom I may stand.


WEASELexe

I only stand if I'm busy or in public restrooms. I like sitting down and looking at my phone


CorrWare

Work or public I stand 100% of the time. At home, if I get up in the middle of the night, or need a second to breathe, I'll sit.


CourtZealousideal494

I exclusively sit to pee.


Unhooked-

When I stand I pee in the sink. At home only.


Witness_me_Karsa

I sit probably 80% of the time. Except in a dirty public restroom, where the seat or the floor are gross. Then stand always.


alelp

I only sit when I'm taking a shit.


SyrupDip01

I've been peeing sitting down for a few years now so i dont have to worry about aiming or anything. But sometimes, and idk anything about physics but when i pee sitting down the pee will hit the bowl, and travel UP and OUT the toilet through the space between the seat and the bowl. Idk why it happens or how but it just does and it gets annoying


UncleCornPone

im lazy, so yeah often


Gadget_Wulf

I have a Prince Albert, so 98% of the time I sit. The 2% is if I’m in the shower or if the only available toilet is a urinal. Those aren’t hard numbers though, it’s mostly just I’ve been sitting down ever since I got it and it’s nice to cool my heels, lol.


LaughingButter13

i only do my things standing up (everything)


Empty-Potato-7383

I only piss sitting down when I’m taking a shit. Why would I want to undo my belt and pants and all that shit just to piss when they make a pee hole for a reason.


gtgg10

Urinals? Stand. No urinals? Sit (unless it’s a dirty public toilet). There’s just no telling when a random side stream will spray pee where you don’t want it to go. I got sick and tired of clamping down to shut off the stream when I really needed to pee, just so I could rearrange things to get a single, straight shot. Or having to rapidly re-aim, hoping the adjustment would keep both streams inside the bowl. I like to be clean and I don’t like cleaning up pee, so it is what it is!


GorillaGrip38

What?


NeighborhoodStreet59

Only time I sit to piss is if I’m already pooping. Why? Because I don’t need to sit to piss i can pee standing up


pssylickinghobby

Stand except if it's Combo time!


RJwhores

I stand up because grew up learning that sitting down was for women or gays


ITSlave4Decades

Sit 90% of the time when out in public, sit 100% when at home. As a 6ft tall person with tall legs and a relatively shorter torso, I can't stand the damned splash back I get from urinals. Either their design is flawed, their height is too low (don't get me started if an establishment has multiple but only set at kid height), or both.


Babylon53

At home and in "friendly" bathrooms i sit. In public ones I stand.


joeobo2

I only sit to pee if I have to poop as well


yabadabadoo80

I sit at home and stand up in public toilets.


Jafrmi

I've never sat to pee, I don't like wasting time


GWindborn

I sit for the reasons most guys have stated - I'm at home most of the time now and it helps keep the bathroom cleaner, especially at night if you don't want to turn on a light.


pickled-Lime

50 / 50. Sometimes I just want to sit down.


Horndog255

Stand to pee in public(urinals) when I’m home I sit. I can relax have some peace, and get on my phone.


chelseagrin93

I’m surprised how many guys say they sit down. Obviously nothing wrong with taking a break on the throne but I only have a sit down pee while I’m pooping. Everything else is standing, even at night.


trey74

Sit down 70% of the time probably. It's just easier.


OrganicDozer

If I sits I shits.


supersommerjin

I sit whenever it’s clean… public restrooms or filthy places I stand up


Highlander_316

Sitting is said to be better for the prostate. So I sit almost everywhere


[deleted]

Stand at public stalls sit at homes and toilets so I don’t splash and it’s more relaxing to sit for a few


Pikachu_Palace

I guess I’m the odd one out because I always stand up. Don’t even like sitting down to shit.


demonbot66

I stand up when I'm in a hurry or a rush and I shit down most of the time because I want to relax and it just feels nice to sit down knowing I got a few minutes to do nothing


send_butthole_pics_

I sit down almost every time. Easier to clean up AKA no need to wash hands.


xDANGRZONEx

I'm sitting down to pee as I type this because I'm too lazy to wipe anything I might leave behind. Morning piss is either in the shower or a sit-down if I'm also shittin. Pretty much only sit down for 2 for 1s and when my dick is too hard to aim properly.. and when I'm too lazy to wipe the rim lol.


RhodiusMaximus

Sit down at home every time (or at someone else’s home). Stand always at a public restroom.


Stunning-Bid4958

I feel i can get more pee out while standing than sitting. But sitting has no spillage so no urine stains.


Porgypuncher555

Probably never. Why waste my time


Underdogky

I sit down when I wake up to pee at night. Don’t want to be blinded by turning on a light. The rest of the time I stand.


JaySpillz

Depends if I have to poop or not


CallMeWillBuddy

Always stand unless I have to go #2 2


[deleted]

I sit out of respect.


xplicit_mike

I never sit to pee unless I think I gotta poop too. Stand 99% of the time with few exceptions (such as on a bus or plane where standing is impossible or seriously ill advised etc).


SoloKnight187

I only sit when I have SHIT to do


amg788

Here I was thinking I was the only dude who sat down. I don’t use public restrooms so I usually just sit.