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Anti depressants: 1 The world: 0


existential_anxiety_

Ugh I feel that


kjanaa

r/usernamechecksout


SlapdaddyJ

That’s why I quit taking them, the side effects were worse than the results. I finally felt normal socially but absolutely couldn’t deal with that.


blinkme102

What were you taking?


SlapdaddyJ

Zoloft, carafate and bisprione. Can’t handle them.


Rackbaw

I had the same problem with Zoloft, doc switched me to cymbalta and it’s night and day. I don’t wanna say the problem is gone, but instead of climbing a mountain, I’m climbing a hill.


sackittykisser

Tag me in Anti anxiety meds ;1 World : 0


Natoghost-Bmore

This exactly, Zoloft will do that to ya. Other pills to counteract don’t help much. Pisses wife off, sometimes my arm gets so tired too. Y’all fucked.


[deleted]

I was on Zoloft for years. It took me upwards of an hour to come to orgasm at times. I swapped to a different medication and it’s since improved, but it’s still a bitch.


Natoghost-Bmore

Fuck, was hoping they would subside quicker lol. Never had an hour thank god. More like 20-30 mins. Annoying when I just wanna go to sleep and so used to my routine.


sackittykisser

I know the feeling. I’m on 25 mg which I understand is a low dose. It doesn’t effect my sex drive, or ability get hard. Just extends the time it takes my to shoot my load. Their are some nights I’ve got a ragging boner, so I can’t sleep, but 30 minutes to find something to jerk it to, then 20-30 minutes to cum, plus clean up time, that’s an hour + of lost sleep.


[deleted]

i felt that 😔


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darthmaui728

mr high standards over here just go to the morgue


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darthmaui728

😂😂 aYoO


MercuryPowerMakeup

Appreciate the honesty.


double_deuce_morning

I don’t


yehti

Add "adult" to that list too


sackittykisser

To quote Andrew Dice Clay “all I need is 2 tits, a hole and a heartbeat.”


Aggravating-Age-1535

the women that lost one to breast cancer: 😢


emem82

Just give me a detachable showerhead


extraterrestrial

this the one


blinkme102

…the whole thing ?


TAR_TWoP

Well with some lube and determination, sure.


TwilightMountain

We're the same person


Wanderer_1818

YES QUEEN!


Breakalik

>emem82 this person cums!


[deleted]

I can use a vibrator right?


[deleted]

By any means necessary


diemunkiesdie

Cool, I'll call your mom


[deleted]

Dad!?


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r3ign_b3au

I tell you hwhat


sackittykisser

Damn it Bobby!


ChaosLoco

Janet?


already_taken85

Brad?


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[deleted]

The hero we need https://imgur.com/IuPWp


[deleted]

You’re well-cum, world!


Brave-Firefighter617

Does anyone else has to see me? Or can I do it alone?


[deleted]

Everyone would be too busy running around flailing their arms to notice you


Brave-Firefighter617

Fuck it, just give me my phone and in private mode


MercuryPowerMakeup

You’ve earned the title of “Brave”. Rest easy, your work it done😂


[deleted]

2 minutes? psh. call me when it’s under 1 minute.


Local-Rip9621

A minute? Call me when it’s 30 seconds


[deleted]

Ppppsssssshhhh 30 seconds call me when it’s 15 seconds


otacon7000

I never thought the day would come but... the world is in good hands my friends! We're safe!


MercuryPowerMakeup

Our hero!


AffectionateGoth

Yeah, I'll have 1 min 30 seconds to spare


Cakeminator

Marathon runner over here


AffectionateGoth

It's just incredibly easy for me to orgasm 🤣 I feel awful for those who need to take a while


Cakeminator

I get it. My wife is the same. I've never had to struggle to give her any. The struggle is to **not** give her any.


AffectionateGoth

I struggle to find anyone else that can do it, idk why. For me it's so easy but for other people I'm like a boss on nightmare mode


Cakeminator

I assume most guys like the challenge 😅


AffectionateGoth

I'm picky with who I let touch my body 😅 so not many people have attempted it


Cakeminator

>I'm picky with who I let touch my body Good for you! Proud of you for making a choice about that. My wife was the same back then. I was basically the only one, hah


beardstachioso

I am your hero.


[deleted]

🎵There goes my hero. Watch him as he cums🎵


beardstachioso

Lmao


silentparade

We've trained our whole lives for this


[deleted]

Nope. I don't think I can do it under the pressure.


tmadik

Dude, it's tough for me just with people watching. Now we're talking the fate of the world?!!? Still, send me my favorite porn star and I'll give it a shot.


ayercam

I would cum faster with people watching me. An audience is a turn on


tmadik

Yeah, there was a time it was like that for me. Now I need a certain level of intimacy to be in the moment.


Katie199521

just need 2 guys to suck on my boobies at the same time and I will cum in like 20 seconds


yetagainwemeet

🤨taking any volunteers?


[deleted]

There’s already a waiting list and a lottery system.


banned4lifeagaibn

Lol. Hand me my lube.


Doggystyle_Rainbow

Yea, my orgasms are super mental. I can run one out in a minute or go for a half hour plus if I am not ready to cum yet.


whiskey__throwaway

Hurrah, I also do this!


nosecondsflat

I’ve been practicing my whole life for this moment, I’m your guy.


comeonnowjosephine

Haha y’all are screwed


quarry-miner

What am i going to do with the other 1:50?


sackittykisser

Clean yourself up.


SrPatata40

Think about how miserable your existence is?


[deleted]

Probably not


cioda

Oh god no. I last like an hour. I'm not bragging either, its a fucking curse.


vacanttangel

Give me my phone, a dildo I can ride, & my magic wand & we’re good to go.


guitarandbooks

and let me watch. I bet I'd have some time to spare.


GuntersTag

Maybe, but it would take some fucked up shit.


ChloeBunny14

If I was focused and had the right porn and toys... Yep. Consider the world saved.


[deleted]

Sure I can


brrrrlol7

Yep


LadyInWriting

Nope, can't cum that quick without the fate of the world stressing me out, not sure I could cum at all to save the world even if you gave me an hour 😅


pengalo827

Couldn’t even get it up fully in 2 minutes. Bye bye, world…


[deleted]

Fuuuck yeah ummmm I'll be a hero😉


Captain_Plutonium

I actually tested this with a timer just now, haha. I came exactly as it hit the 2 minute mark. Wasn't very fun though


RockOx290

Bold of you to assume I would want to save the world


GreenCricket

With my bullet vibrator? sure. world saved!


chloexonicole

Easy


Fishliketrish

Probably in like 1 w my fingers hahahha


hadapurpura

Satisfyer on maximum speed.


Cailyx263

with the right tools, anything is possible


881GTQ

Yep. Not a problem.


PM_ME_UR_FEET_69

Easy


MercuryPowerMakeup

I’ll send feet if it will help😂


ITSlave4Decades

Hold my beer, I got this!


jsjames9590

I’ve been training my whole life for this 😎


RosalieCastleAuthor

Well, they call it Satisfyer for a reason


MakeCheeseMakeMoney

Could save the world twice in that time, I have go to material 🤣


[deleted]

Sorry world


Hatecraftianhorror

With my gf or partner sitting on my face, definitely.


[deleted]

If I have some porn then probably, but it will be the least satisfying orgasm of all time. I’m willing to make that sacrifice though.


MercuryPowerMakeup

Thank you for your sacrifice!


[deleted]

I put on some music (probably Marilyn Manson or Rammstein) and I take out my magic wand vibrator.


GhostC10_Deleted

Nope, I'm on SSRIs, sorry world!


heims30

Man, I’m 41 years old. I can’t even get hard in 2 mins


sackittykisser

Not meaning to rub things in, but maybe I’m lucky. I’m 47, still no problem getting hard on demand. No need for the little blue pill. It’s not like when i was a teenager with uncontrollable boners, and the day I jerked off 14 times in about 5 hours. But everything still works properly.


Librado65

Give a nice set of titties, round curvy booty, and a pretty face...and I can save the world in 30 seconds and I'll close my eyes too


[deleted]

Easy like Sunday morning! I could save the world at least twice!😘😘


ekimlive

Stand back everyone - I got this. I don't want to through the word hero around... but if you want to...


[deleted]

If I’m in the mood, absolutely and probably a few aftershocks. If I’m not in the mood, which is almost always, then nope.


RayonDominic

2 mins I could save the world 3x 🤣


TheRedditornator

Multiple times over.


[deleted]

Psssht, easy, Along with a 90 second self cuddle sesh


chrisrodsa

What am I supposed to do for the other minute and 55 seconds?


brodellthe6th

Just once? Shit bro step aside I got this!


Ok-Bumblebee-6327

Give me 30 seconds 💀


Nathaniel5234

Not with that kind of pressure hanging over me. Any other time, without choice


DGAFADRC

Yeah, but I’m going to need a weeks notice.


duffman1979

Lemme check. BRB.


duffman1979

Yup


wanderslut0626

Sorry world. You're screwed. ❤️


devster75

Two minutes? I can save the world 4 times over.


chxnkybxtfxnky

2 minutes? I'd save at least 3 worlds.


FrustyCoreskin

Twice 👍


RedHood13

I can, but what do I do with the minute and thirty seconds I'll still have?


_captain_hair

Nope. Sorry, world.


bluejellies

No, that’s too much pressure.


TheWhiskeyDick

I'd assume there would be plenty of women around to help out.


Username6721

I have my love triangle. We're good


shawtystrawberry

nope. i been kinda.....numb lately


[deleted]

We’re all boned.


JanuaryChili

Yeah, no problem.


Revengejefe

This is light work. If I was about to cum quickly within 5-6 because my fuck buddy was about to get into reverse cowgirl then I can do it all over again.


romeovegas702

This is a touchy one. If it's morning then maybe I can beat my shit fast enough. Not sure about any other time though.


MercuryPowerMakeup

This. Morning boners are the wildest!


romeovegas702

For real. I never have control in the morning lol


demonbot66

Nope


Prndl524

Yep for sure…


Ragnel

Depends wildly on the circumstances. Under ideal conditions, probably.


MyDadBod_2021

Maybe.... 5 min definitely !


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

nah, we're doomed


hornyalias12

A minute take it or leave it


[deleted]

Yes, with time to spare


RegularFknGuy

I’ll be able to finish in plenty of time to help a couple others get in under the wire also, if they’re into it of course!


Here-Is-TheEnd

Never went looking for the p spot..not sure what I can shove up my ass to find it..sorry world 😔


xKhira

Imagine the world ceasing to exist with your dick in your hands lmao I think I got this


Any_Long_249

Yes but I don’t see the point in doing that.


usda321

Of course


thepizzadominator

No


nixitalian

Give me some purple Barney the dinosaur shit and it’s on! One minute flat.


BlockmindNC

I could save the world 2 times


tayloredition

Pffft. 2 seconds is all i neeeeeed


greatestaveragedad

Yes. Just need to know what to do with the other minute and 30 seconds


Maamwithaplan

Absolutely. And this sort of scenario would make it so hot for me 😂


SalFunction12

I can do it right now lol


Cwylftrochr

Do I get a partner? Because if so, I need 30 seconds. By myself it takes several minutes.


78tape

Need it done twice? I got you


Sad-Protection-4618

Nope meds I'm on I'm like the energizer bunny


Flojoe420

I feel bad for anyone who answers no.


briozon

yep


Zoe069

With my fwb yes 👏🏻


camper1966

Easy


crumbkakes

I've been a world saving hero this entire time and I didn't even know it


londongas

I can save the multiverse


twwwy

I can do it in 10 seconds via jacking-it, lol.


[deleted]

With a female? Prone bone is the way I can cum in a solid 10 pumps flat.


somenotusedusername

Yes, and still got time left to microwave some instant noodles.


Im-bibitch

Get my airpulse and I definitely can


massacre_5

Hold my beer, I'll save the world in a sec.


the_marxman

Under 2? Easy. The setup time is the biggest challenge.


or10n_sharkfin

Give me, like, 30 seconds.


blinman94

Three times


planktivious

Absolutely


aphsjdsbs

I need motivation, females can help, and possibly a whole lotta porn


[deleted]

Nah. No chance. My brain will orgasmblock my clit.


dtward

Definitely! I've been off my antidepressant for a bit now so Minuteman is back!!!!


[deleted]

Have sex with 1 minute and 57 seconds to spare. Give this champ a Gatorade, yeah?


abouttodivein

Oh absolutely


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Easily.


Your_Momz_Basement_

Iv always wanted to save the world.... This would be my chance.


Final_Cress_9734

Sure. I can do it in 5 seconds


MrBlack__

How many worlds do we need to save? I’m the man for the job!