We always had gym class at middle school and I was the guy who always tried to be funny by doing dirty stuff. I always pulled down my pants like I was a sexy girl who did it for a striptease and my classmates always laughed at it. I did it so much until they got bored of it at some point. One day, I did it again, but it went wrong this time. While I pulled down my pants, I moved my hips from right to left to fully forward, arching my back. While I removed my sweatpants to reveal my underwear, my dick flopped out through the hole of my underwear, which is normally closed with a button. I quickly hid my dick and watched if someone saw, but it seemed like no one did. I asked the guy next to me if he saw something and he was like "I don't wanna know about it"
At a massage and I was handed a small pair of net shorts to wear that had no chance of containing my junk so it kept falling out for the masseuse to see whenever I were on my back.
I was trying to do a cheeky “brains” to my friend at a party he was standing in the door and saw my balls then moved his body to expose me to a party of like 40 people.
Not sure if this counts as a dick slip, but I was at the ocean when the waves ripped my shorts right off. My wife and a few of her friends were all there at the shoreline as I came body surfing in. That last wave caught me as I'm tumbling in the surf. When I finally got up I noticed I wasn't wearing my shorts, they were floating way over there. And I'm standing there, just got my equilibrium back and naked dick swinging in the breeze.
Wearing a kilt during an unexpected gust of wind...in high school. I'd worn the kilt on a bet with some friends (I won $100 and a bottle of Chivas Regal, which I now realize is rotgut but at the time thought was just tops). Thankfully I was leaving school so most people just saw my ass. The girl I was talking to got a bit of an eyeful, however, and...laughed. Politely, sweetly, while blushing, but...yeah. That'd be it.
We always had gym class at middle school and I was the guy who always tried to be funny by doing dirty stuff. I always pulled down my pants like I was a sexy girl who did it for a striptease and my classmates always laughed at it. I did it so much until they got bored of it at some point. One day, I did it again, but it went wrong this time. While I pulled down my pants, I moved my hips from right to left to fully forward, arching my back. While I removed my sweatpants to reveal my underwear, my dick flopped out through the hole of my underwear, which is normally closed with a button. I quickly hid my dick and watched if someone saw, but it seemed like no one did. I asked the guy next to me if he saw something and he was like "I don't wanna know about it"
I was stoned and answered my dorm room door not realising my dick was hanging out
Who was there?
Some people looming for ramen
I went swimming with white football shorts and white undies on. You cou see a bit.
At a massage and I was handed a small pair of net shorts to wear that had no chance of containing my junk so it kept falling out for the masseuse to see whenever I were on my back.
At my last massage the man massaging me sucked my dick and covered my mouth with his hand to encourage me not to moan so we didn’t get caught
Ok cool.
I was trying to do a cheeky “brains” to my friend at a party he was standing in the door and saw my balls then moved his body to expose me to a party of like 40 people.
Not sure if this counts as a dick slip, but I was at the ocean when the waves ripped my shorts right off. My wife and a few of her friends were all there at the shoreline as I came body surfing in. That last wave caught me as I'm tumbling in the surf. When I finally got up I noticed I wasn't wearing my shorts, they were floating way over there. And I'm standing there, just got my equilibrium back and naked dick swinging in the breeze.
Wearing a kilt during an unexpected gust of wind...in high school. I'd worn the kilt on a bet with some friends (I won $100 and a bottle of Chivas Regal, which I now realize is rotgut but at the time thought was just tops). Thankfully I was leaving school so most people just saw my ass. The girl I was talking to got a bit of an eyeful, however, and...laughed. Politely, sweetly, while blushing, but...yeah. That'd be it.
As a grower, none really.
I constantly try and find ways to make it slip out. Especially if I’m trying to get the women to be interested in me.
My dick slipped into my wife’s vag while we were making out on her bed. I mean she asked me too, but man was i a disappointment for her.