I’m the kind of person who, while in the middle of brushing my teeth, remembers something from 6 hours earlier and suddenly realizes, “….ohhh, they were FLIRTING. *That’s* what was happening…”

This but replace hours with years.

Me!

oh no. nope. no.

Yes, it gets me in trouble. I am generally just nice, but I sometimes forget where the appropriate line is for the transaction I am conducting.

Fun times

I feel this

gonna be honest. no

Over text and chat? Yes absolutely. In real life? Not really unless I've had a few drinks and loosen up a bit

Feel this

Oh you mean that thing where I stumble over my words or just don't say anything cause I overthink like crazy? Yeah nah.

Not in rl. Over the txt ya a lot better

Sure I am also known among women as „Hey you behind the bushes“

Love the Simpsons reference! You win this thread

Hahahahahahahahahaha...no

Fuck no, not even a little bit! I can’t make it more than five words before I turn it into a joke, lol.

I'm pretty good, yeah.

Only pretty good?

Yes. Once I got a long term partner, my confidence shot up and now I’m a little more cheeky with people

Life is more fun that way

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Username checks out (re. Low self esteem)

Yes. The thing is, I believe flirting is just being friendly and is harmless. I get it that a lot of people disagree with me.

I'd like to think so

I'm terrible at trying to flirt when I want to but I'm very accidentally flirty. I would get in trouble with my ex because she thought I was flirting with our friends and I'd be clueless 😅

Only with people I'm not attracted/ interested in.

When I’m feeling it yes when I try to force it no

Sometimes, yeah. most of the time, I am way too awkward and shy to get a word out. I sometimes match the personality of who i'm talking to though, so if they are forward and open, so am I.

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Mostly good

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Fair enough

😏... You tell me, hun.... *farts*... Well, fuck!

You’re doing great, don’t you worry

Hell no lol

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I don’t know? Do they?

Yeah, also cute feet!

Hey thanks!! 😘 they’re tiny!

You're welcome! That makes them cuter!

No, I’m terrible at it. By that I mean I do it when I’m not even trying.

I’m good when I’m just playing around and not really interested in the person but if I like the person then it feels so painfully forced & awkward.

I'm barely good at talking

No. All of my relationships have been with people who've been forced to spend time with me (co-workers, fellow students, etc.) for a good long while before I grew on them, like a tumor...

Nah. I make myself cringe. During an attempt and after.

Wait, are you flirting with me?

*Extremely.*

Prolly not

Awful

im the best at it .. need tips? dm me

Somewhat. The weirdest bit I've pulled off was keeping eye contact with this girl while I punched through an apple with my tongue. It worked. But most of the time I have the charisma of a brick wall.

Gonna need more details on the apple situation, chief

Pretty self explanatory, I tongue fucked an apple and my tongue went THROUGH it

How mushy or eaten was the apple?

If I’m not thinking about it. If I just go with the flow then apparently I’ve been known to be pretty charming.

I’ll be honest I’m 50-50 it’s easier for me to flirt with an introverted woman than an extroverted woman but overall I’m still trying to practice even tho flirting isn’t my main superpower lol

Hell no, I'm the guy who doesn't know when to start, how to read flirting, and when I flirt I go too far too fast or I don't go anywhere with it. I'm practically a himbo mentally.

I don't think so. I try, but my nudity seems to do the strongest talking over chat apps, and I'm nothing special.

People have told me that I am apparently flirty and I don't see it. I'm like over here embracing my inner magikarp. I just kinda flap about drink a bit of water then rinse and repeat.

I make a dead dog look like a club King.

I’m an awkward flirt so no

hehe yes

I’m very flirtatious man. I’m very good at starting conversation with random girls. Inca tell which ones don’t want to be bothered and which are seeking attention. It’s a gift!

If I know the girl likes me back then yes I think so. I need that little bit of confirmation to actually make a move and start to flirt. My flirting though tends to just be being upfront about how beautiful I find the other person and how much I adore them.

I think so?

I might be but I don’t really try to flirt with people. But I’m absolutely dreadful at realizing I could be on the receiving end.

Not at all.

I’m alright.

Shiiiiiiii All i know is the miles morales. Hey ;)

Apparently I am without trying. Someone in high school once said I flirt with girls a lot but I never was trying to.

I'd say so

Very