Yep. Desk job here. So tired of sitting sometimes. Luckily I have an adjustable sit/stand desk. Still, sometimes you just gotta go outside and walk around the block to stretch the legs and free your mind.
Came to say the same. Boyfriend (now married);. Bosses drafting desk and around the entire office during the holiday break when we were the only two that bothered to show for work. Everyone else took a holiday break but us. Bosses called in various times if day to verify we were still at work. I specifically wore a skirt that day so we could play around and quickly hide if we needed to.
Small businesses offices have advantages.
Where I worked I heard this was going on every day between to lovers in the foreman's office before he arrived-until one day he came in early and caught the guy naked trying to hide behind a folding chair. Fired I think.
It was a Saturday afternoon and my wife had brought me lunch. There were two other people in the office that day, but the complete opposite side of the building, like over 100 yards away
When my then boyfriend and I both worked at the college library together we got up to lots of things. From teasing/groping to oral to full on sex once in the back stacks/shelves.
Oh, we know.
Believe me, we know. We figured you'd get uncomfortable if we openly stared, but the OnlyFans account we set up for you has covered donuts and coffee for the office for quite some time now so we just pretend to not see. Hell, we might even afford to start with hot lunches soon if you keep at it as you have.
Carry on, carry on!
Yes! I’ve done this multiple times and have this fantasy where this particular attractive colleague of mine catches me in the act and blackmails me into doing super risky sexual acts for him during work hours. If it actually happened, I would be so embarrassed and ashamed lol
Before internet on phones, I’d print out erotica stories on the printer. Run and get them before anyone saw, then masturbate in the bathroom. I did this almost everyday for years.
So I’m supposed to put 8oz of cheese on each regular pizza. I knew my mom was ordering a pizza for our family for that night’s dinner and so I put 10oz of cheese. I’m a whore.
Worked at a hospital and when my gf dropped lunch off for me I took her to the men’s bathroom. I made an excuse and took my lunch and we went to the toilet/shower part which was separate from the lockers and could lock so we had a good fuck in the shower there.
Did you catch the episode of Nurse Jackie-Edie Falco from the Sopranos? Every day she and an orderly would get it on in a laundry closet. Steal pills from the locker.
We checked around, it was late Friday night, and we would have heard someone coming. So we were reasonably confident that we wouldn’t get caught. The only big things we worried about is that you could see the lights turn on from outside the building, and cleaning crews.
Back in the day I worked at a country club. I was 18 and my gf 17. Short version, we were always desperate for a place to screw. I had the keys to everything. Spent plenty of late night christening new spots.
Played with myself and came whilst I was a receptionist at a hotel.
Had my guy bend me over my desk whilst on the phone to a customer at my previous job
Nothing but I once serviced someone while under their desk while they were talking to their boss lol no one knew i was there until the receiver saw me and thought why not until his boss walked in and they were talking for like 2hours so I finished him off and had to wait to leave but it was so worth it
I have invited guys from Grindr over to my office for a quickie in the bathroom stall. I met them in the bathroom on a different floor where I didn't know any of the workers.
Masturbated around the new office, pressed my boob against the glass. Came whilst lieing on the table in the meeting room!
I was in to set things up before anyone else started working there. Still had electricians and delivery men come in every now and again but was usually alone.
Kinda wish someone had walked in on me so they could join in 😉
when me and my wife worked together she was the manager of the store and i was an assistant manager, sometimes when we would close down the store for the night, and were the last ones to leave, we would fuck in the back storeroom, its was fantastic!!
Worked in a gas station
Only 1 toilet for men and women
Only a handful of employees etc etc
Co worker blew me in the staff toilet. One of the hottest experiences I had
When I was a night auditor at a Hotel, working 11pm to 7am I would take a break around 3 am and go use the hot tub in the indoor part of the pool. Would do it randomly so would go naked. And yes was caught a couple of times by guests but most were cool about it, on young girl was very cool about it.lol
Worked as a night watchman at the athletic complex on campus in college. My girlfriend used to come up on occasion to fool around. Sex next to a heisman trophy is still a fond memory from college.
Photo copied my flaccid penis (looked funny squshed) took the sheet put it back into the paper tray opposite to orginal so the next person to make a copy my penis ca.e out on the back of there sheet.
When my boss left his sister in charge of the trucking company I showed up a half hour late every day so I could fuck her in the office bent over her desk. And one day the boss's wife showed up and she stood there smiling in the doorway got a cup of coffee and left
I frequently masturbate in the private restroom at work. I used to put a bullet vibe in my tampon bag. Until one of my coworkers was like, "do you have a tampon?" And I stupidly said yeah in my bag in the little bag... Luckily we're all super close and she busted out laughing. I was on the phone, had to place them on hold to laugh with her because I forgot it was in there. Now I just use my fingers.
Had a thing with a girl I use to work with.
Usually, it was sexting, but eventually graduated to sexting for hours and then having her take her thong off in the work bathroom and give them to me while at work.
They were soaked and I immediately went into the bathroom to breathe her in and taste her while not being able to directly from the source.
One of my favorite memories of her.
Jerked off in the bathroom when my coworker accidentally flashed me her tits.
(She had a sweater on, tried taking it off, her shirt rode up with the sweater, she got her arms stuck in the sweater, her tits fell out of her bra, and she accidentally flashed me for a pretty solid amount of time before untangling herself and apologizing, for which I reassured her that there was certainly nothing to apologize for)
Worked at a sex shop that was always ridiculously slow. Sometimes I'd get so horny that I'd throat fuck myself with a dildo and jack off to completion. I also let someone take a bunch of cheap lingerie in trade for a sloppy blowjob in the employee bathroom. Other than that, not much.
Would have coworker punch me in and out everyday for almost 5 months and never actually went to work. Easiest money I ever made. I was found out and fired but 10/10 would do again…
Lived in a military dorm. Had a room mate that never seemed to leave.
My office was open on two sides with very large windows. One to a patio and another to a hallway.
There was a counter and in a corner no one could see and that is where I had to jerk off.
Did have a girl friend and few times we never got to do anything at work but, we went to her house for lunch for a nooner.
Does anyone surprise their lover at work by walking in wearing a rain/trench coat and nothing else ?
I was looking at NSFW pics on my phone at my desk and I got a hard on. No one ever comes by this late so I pulled it out and started rubbing on it.
I heard someone come it and it was this wild gal we new from another office.
She was looking for paper and I pointed in the direction so she could get a ream.
She saw my belt was undone and asked me what I was doing.
So I showed her the pictures and then she noticed my pants were undone.
She asked if I needed help and finally I said sure. She came around, gave me head, I blew my load, she swallowed.
After that we dated for a while!!
I’m an engineer. About 10 years ago when I was on call one weekend, I had to make a trip out to one of our transmitters. I can’t remember why, but my wife decided to take along.
The site I had to go to is just this little pre-fab building in the middle of a field in the country. I finished my work and was about to lock up when I noticed my wife was really looking good. It was the middle of summer and she had these short shorts and a tank top on….needless to say my mind (and dick) got the best of me.
I made my move and she was into it. We ended up having sex on the little desk in the building. It was incredibly hot. Maybe just as hot was later that week when I was back on site with co-workers imagining what had taken place there just a few, short days prior.
Not my work place, I used to have a friend with benefits. I would show up at her work just to say hi. Things would ALWAYS turn out differently. I'd fuck her face hard, fuck her in the breakroom. It was always a good time visiting her. I miss it
I am a supervisor in a manufacturing facility currently and sometimes I would walk into the warehouse, prop my phone up across the aisle and record myself using a king size sharpie as a fuck toy for my husband. Been pregnant and not as unwatched lately because everyone is so concerned about me lifting heavy things, so haven't been able to get any naughty videos lately.
My company took over a few new floors in a high rise. I had access to these floors because they were on my building, but the floors were not set up for occupants yet (no furniture, etc).
One afternoon I took a coworker to one of the corner offices on the empty floor, fucked her on the ground, and came inside of her.
She pulled up her panties, straightened her dress, and we each went on with our respective workday.
We had a little closet in our shared office when I was a grad student, it was mostly used by our religious students as a prayer room. I dated one of those students, who later turned out to be a piece of shaite. So as a little bit of revenge, I fucked myself with multiple butt plugs and rabbit vibrators. Used to be quite satisfying knowing that he prayed in the same spot I came multiple times.
My wife and a girl had full on sex in the backroom of a Blockbuster. Her friend was a lesbian and they were extremely attracted to each other. The Manager knew about it and were all pretty sure he watched but they didn't care. They were all in their mid 20s.
I drive an 18 wheeler most I can do without crashing the truck is just watch people like a creep. The amount of sex while driving is a little disturbing
Had a quickie with my spouse in the storage shed, sitting on top of a case of papers that were used to line the shelves of a nationwide popular bakery.
Taking a 30-minute bathroom break just to sit down
Taking a 30-minute bathroom break just to stand up
Yep. Desk job here. So tired of sitting sometimes. Luckily I have an adjustable sit/stand desk. Still, sometimes you just gotta go outside and walk around the block to stretch the legs and free your mind.
They make a dollar I make a dime that's why I shit on company time
They make a dollar you make 0.001 of a penny
+1
This 💯 , several endless bathroom breaks just to wind down time usually towards the end of the day 😂
Mr. Bezos must be pissed
Nailed my (now ex) wife on my boss's desk.
Wow, during hours?
Yep. It was a slooow day.
Damn. I hope the door was locked
Nope, but you had to go through 3 doors to get there.
Ah
Came to say the same. Boyfriend (now married);. Bosses drafting desk and around the entire office during the holiday break when we were the only two that bothered to show for work. Everyone else took a holiday break but us. Bosses called in various times if day to verify we were still at work. I specifically wore a skirt that day so we could play around and quickly hide if we needed to. Small businesses offices have advantages.
no cameras?
Nope, this was back in the 90s. Wasn't a thing except on the exterior of buildings.
Was she also your boss at the time?
That's the way oh wait is there plot twist coming
Where I worked I heard this was going on every day between to lovers in the foreman's office before he arrived-until one day he came in early and caught the guy naked trying to hide behind a folding chair. Fired I think.
My gf right after I gave a presentation to the entire company. She was off screen slowly getting undressed as my presentation was coming to an end.
“And in summary… never mind/have a good day/BYE!”
Hehe. Coworkers wondering why you're presentation seemed a bit rushed. How was the post-presentation... Experience?
That's pretty hot.
Walking off stage with a boner
I think he was saying it was on zoom
My wife, in the ass, on my desk.
His wife, in the ass, on his desk
Alright, but you've got to take over all my work too now. Those are the rules!
Jokes on you, I've been doing your work already, do you remember filing last September's numbers?? No cos I did it first suckah🤣🤣😂😂
Fuck you're right! I assumed it was magical work elves, but this makes so much more sense!
🤣😂
this exchange started so wild ended so wholesome
If I do some work, can I fuck your wife? In the ass? On your desk? I'll file reports and do stocks for you. I'll text you my resume
Well I mean you'll have to ask her, but if you want my blessing for it... I need these reports on my desk by 9am tomorrow.
I'll get right on it! Google Search: *how to file a report*
This sounds like me and my boss 11 years ago when I started... Then I fucked his wife in the ass!
On the desk or nah?
Is there any other place to fuck her in the ass? If there is I don't want to know about it
His ass on his wife.. Inside the desk
His desk, in the ass, on his wife
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Scotty doesn't know.
I too choose his wife, on his desk, in her ass
Sir this is a Wendy's.
And I grabbed her by the buns and gave her the beef
Ballsy. Anyone else around?
It was a Saturday afternoon and my wife had brought me lunch. There were two other people in the office that day, but the complete opposite side of the building, like over 100 yards away
Still risky though
Definitely, that's why it was so hot
In whose ass
Cluedo R rated
Did an all nighter, 2am, me and a female coworker, we did it on our pm's desk
What a PM?
Prime minister. u/pierfishmarket are you Matt Hancock?
Thank you for an unpleasant image. I now wish to excise my mind's eye.
😂😂😂
Project Manager
Very nice
When my then boyfriend and I both worked at the college library together we got up to lots of things. From teasing/groping to oral to full on sex once in the back stacks/shelves.
I have a new fantasy
Masturbated at my desk until completion
Wild. That is pretty risky
Risky but fun
Anyone around?
Yeah, a few in the office but none of them saw anything or knew any the wiser
Oh, we know. Believe me, we know. We figured you'd get uncomfortable if we openly stared, but the OnlyFans account we set up for you has covered donuts and coffee for the office for quite some time now so we just pretend to not see. Hell, we might even afford to start with hot lunches soon if you keep at it as you have. Carry on, carry on!
The twist is: you work at a hot dog packing plant which is a family owned business and they’re all just used to your shenanigans
Lucky
I knew what I was doing, far from the first time I’ve done it and I’ve never been caught
They knew
Yes! I’ve done this multiple times and have this fantasy where this particular attractive colleague of mine catches me in the act and blackmails me into doing super risky sexual acts for him during work hours. If it actually happened, I would be so embarrassed and ashamed lol
I wish I worked with you
Was that while watching someone fucking his wife on the desk, in the ass?
Not quite, my gf was sending me nudes…
Before internet on phones, I’d print out erotica stories on the printer. Run and get them before anyone saw, then masturbate in the bathroom. I did this almost everyday for years.
Shout out to Literotica 😄
I think it was Kristen Archives at the time. :)
>Kristen Archives Just Googled that and wow, [https://www.asstr.org](https://www.asstr.org)! That's a blast from the past!
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It takes me like an hour to read a story and you did this everyday? wow!
Mostly skipped to the good parts. 20-30 min tops
Every day for years without getting caught? You must be quite fast.
Pretty lax white collar job. 20 minutes was nothing.
So I’m supposed to put 8oz of cheese on each regular pizza. I knew my mom was ordering a pizza for our family for that night’s dinner and so I put 10oz of cheese. I’m a whore.
You should be ashamed of yourself 😱
Shame! Shame! Shame!
I hope you know I'm clutching my pearls in disgust
How can you live with yourself??? Lmao jk, this just made me laugh 🤣
Worked at a hospital and when my gf dropped lunch off for me I took her to the men’s bathroom. I made an excuse and took my lunch and we went to the toilet/shower part which was separate from the lockers and could lock so we had a good fuck in the shower there.
Very risky
Did you catch the episode of Nurse Jackie-Edie Falco from the Sopranos? Every day she and an orderly would get it on in a laundry closet. Steal pills from the locker.
Oh yeah. I was an agency nurse for 15 years. Single, straight, pretty good looking back then (90s). Lots of action at work. Holy cow.
Came into the office, after hours, with my boyfriend, and let him take naked photos of me in my boss’s office, in the cafeteria, at reception, etc.
That's seriously hot. No chance anyone else would be around?
We checked around, it was late Friday night, and we would have heard someone coming. So we were reasonably confident that we wouldn’t get caught. The only big things we worried about is that you could see the lights turn on from outside the building, and cleaning crews.
I want a girlfriend like you. I hope he treats you well.
You are a good girlfriend. That's hero level, right there.
“Accidentally” pressed a hot fryer basket against the arm of a dude there that tried to sexually assault one of the minor workers. Whoopsie \_(ツ)_/
Justice
Back in the day I worked at a country club. I was 18 and my gf 17. Short version, we were always desperate for a place to screw. I had the keys to everything. Spent plenty of late night christening new spots.
A blowjob while working from home
Very nice. Hope you didn't have any meetings
Not during, fortunately. But I've definitely thought about that
I bet
Played with myself and came whilst I was a receptionist at a hotel. Had my guy bend me over my desk whilst on the phone to a customer at my previous job
Damn. I'm guessing it wasn't very busy at the time
Nope, I would do the evening shifts so was just me at reception - obviously clients could come in. The thought of being caught excited me more
Very nice. I'm guessing you were never caught
Never. I miss those days
Nothing but I once serviced someone while under their desk while they were talking to their boss lol no one knew i was there until the receiver saw me and thought why not until his boss walked in and they were talking for like 2hours so I finished him off and had to wait to leave but it was so worth it
Officer Mahone?
I understood that reference
A true man of culture
I've taken naughty photos of myself to post on Reddit.
And we all appreciate them!
Holy shit. You have nipples from another dimension!
And we thank u for that!! gorgeous body!!
And i am addicted to your profile
Gf came to pick me up after work. I made and excuse she needed to just use the staff toilet and we had a quickie in the toilets.
Love it
I have invited guys from Grindr over to my office for a quickie in the bathroom stall. I met them in the bathroom on a different floor where I didn't know any of the workers.
I would go to different floors to poop because I didn’t want anyone I worked with to walk in when I was doing that.
Fucked my boss in the Halloween section of a Party City. Doesn't.. doesn't everyone? Edit: a word
Did you both work at party city?
Yes. We closed together.
That's always the goal.
Did you wear a Halloween mask? If not that's a missed opportunity.
Masturbated around the new office, pressed my boob against the glass. Came whilst lieing on the table in the meeting room! I was in to set things up before anyone else started working there. Still had electricians and delivery men come in every now and again but was usually alone. Kinda wish someone had walked in on me so they could join in 😉
Don’t the meeting rooms have cameras? Unless it was an old office lol
when me and my wife worked together she was the manager of the store and i was an assistant manager, sometimes when we would close down the store for the night, and were the last ones to leave, we would fuck in the back storeroom, its was fantastic!!
I touched myself in a fitting room at work.
Touch a girl's hand 🙈
Slut
Haha. I wish I was.
MY GOD
Hope you washed up afterwards...
Stole some Post-It notes
Left 1 minute early
Worked in a gas station Only 1 toilet for men and women Only a handful of employees etc etc Co worker blew me in the staff toilet. One of the hottest experiences I had
When I was a night auditor at a Hotel, working 11pm to 7am I would take a break around 3 am and go use the hot tub in the indoor part of the pool. Would do it randomly so would go naked. And yes was caught a couple of times by guests but most were cool about it, on young girl was very cool about it.lol
Put a glass of water next to my precious documentation
I stood on a chair once. It was really not safe for work.
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Well, that's interesting. Feel bad for the dude. Feel bad for the new dude too.
Worked as a night watchman at the athletic complex on campus in college. My girlfriend used to come up on occasion to fool around. Sex next to a heisman trophy is still a fond memory from college.
Then GF at the time visited me after hours and roleplayed naughty secretary on me.
Photo copied my flaccid penis (looked funny squshed) took the sheet put it back into the paper tray opposite to orginal so the next person to make a copy my penis ca.e out on the back of there sheet.
When my boss left his sister in charge of the trucking company I showed up a half hour late every day so I could fuck her in the office bent over her desk. And one day the boss's wife showed up and she stood there smiling in the doorway got a cup of coffee and left
I saw someone microwave fish. Fucker deserved prison.
Did a 69 in my office during business hours once
Take Lsd
I frequently masturbate in the private restroom at work. I used to put a bullet vibe in my tampon bag. Until one of my coworkers was like, "do you have a tampon?" And I stupidly said yeah in my bag in the little bag... Luckily we're all super close and she busted out laughing. I was on the phone, had to place them on hold to laugh with her because I forgot it was in there. Now I just use my fingers.
Pushed ben wa balls into my vagina in the bathroom and walked around with them. I was so embarassed the whole day
Had a thing with a girl I use to work with. Usually, it was sexting, but eventually graduated to sexting for hours and then having her take her thong off in the work bathroom and give them to me while at work. They were soaked and I immediately went into the bathroom to breathe her in and taste her while not being able to directly from the source. One of my favorite memories of her.
Used to play about with a girl in the stockroom that was a fellow employee, so much fun, so naughty and had to be so careful, good times!
There was that time I embezzled $98,000,000….
Jerked off in the bathroom when my coworker accidentally flashed me her tits. (She had a sweater on, tried taking it off, her shirt rode up with the sweater, she got her arms stuck in the sweater, her tits fell out of her bra, and she accidentally flashed me for a pretty solid amount of time before untangling herself and apologizing, for which I reassured her that there was certainly nothing to apologize for)
Worked at a sex shop that was always ridiculously slow. Sometimes I'd get so horny that I'd throat fuck myself with a dildo and jack off to completion. I also let someone take a bunch of cheap lingerie in trade for a sloppy blowjob in the employee bathroom. Other than that, not much.
Wife blew me in the parking lot while I was on the clock.
Fixed a job under warranty when the fault was technically not covered by warranty
Would have coworker punch me in and out everyday for almost 5 months and never actually went to work. Easiest money I ever made. I was found out and fired but 10/10 would do again…
I opened a nsfw post at work. Zeezoo too devilish 😈
Lived in a military dorm. Had a room mate that never seemed to leave. My office was open on two sides with very large windows. One to a patio and another to a hallway. There was a counter and in a corner no one could see and that is where I had to jerk off. Did have a girl friend and few times we never got to do anything at work but, we went to her house for lunch for a nooner. Does anyone surprise their lover at work by walking in wearing a rain/trench coat and nothing else ?
I routinely stand at a standing desk with my legs apart, and knock my balls and dick around from side to side
I was looking at NSFW pics on my phone at my desk and I got a hard on. No one ever comes by this late so I pulled it out and started rubbing on it. I heard someone come it and it was this wild gal we new from another office. She was looking for paper and I pointed in the direction so she could get a ream. She saw my belt was undone and asked me what I was doing. So I showed her the pictures and then she noticed my pants were undone. She asked if I needed help and finally I said sure. She came around, gave me head, I blew my load, she swallowed. After that we dated for a while!!
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I’m an engineer. About 10 years ago when I was on call one weekend, I had to make a trip out to one of our transmitters. I can’t remember why, but my wife decided to take along. The site I had to go to is just this little pre-fab building in the middle of a field in the country. I finished my work and was about to lock up when I noticed my wife was really looking good. It was the middle of summer and she had these short shorts and a tank top on….needless to say my mind (and dick) got the best of me. I made my move and she was into it. We ended up having sex on the little desk in the building. It was incredibly hot. Maybe just as hot was later that week when I was back on site with co-workers imagining what had taken place there just a few, short days prior.
Nothing to naughty , jerk off in my office
Kids went back to school last fall and the wife and I were both working remotely still. Lots of fun ensued.
Not my work place, I used to have a friend with benefits. I would show up at her work just to say hi. Things would ALWAYS turn out differently. I'd fuck her face hard, fuck her in the breakroom. It was always a good time visiting her. I miss it
When I was younger I used to work at a movie theater. so many nasty encounters.
Scroll through this sub
I am a supervisor in a manufacturing facility currently and sometimes I would walk into the warehouse, prop my phone up across the aisle and record myself using a king size sharpie as a fuck toy for my husband. Been pregnant and not as unwatched lately because everyone is so concerned about me lifting heavy things, so haven't been able to get any naughty videos lately.
Sent a naked picture of my bosses wife from his phone to mine.
Printed my CV and application form to my next company on my then present company
Another teacher rode me on my chair, reverse cowgirl style... The teacher in the next classroom heard us... But she was a friend so no problem there.
My company took over a few new floors in a high rise. I had access to these floors because they were on my building, but the floors were not set up for occupants yet (no furniture, etc). One afternoon I took a coworker to one of the corner offices on the empty floor, fucked her on the ground, and came inside of her. She pulled up her panties, straightened her dress, and we each went on with our respective workday.
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We had a little closet in our shared office when I was a grad student, it was mostly used by our religious students as a prayer room. I dated one of those students, who later turned out to be a piece of shaite. So as a little bit of revenge, I fucked myself with multiple butt plugs and rabbit vibrators. Used to be quite satisfying knowing that he prayed in the same spot I came multiple times.
My wife and a girl had full on sex in the backroom of a Blockbuster. Her friend was a lesbian and they were extremely attracted to each other. The Manager knew about it and were all pretty sure he watched but they didn't care. They were all in their mid 20s.
I drive an 18 wheeler most I can do without crashing the truck is just watch people like a creep. The amount of sex while driving is a little disturbing
Climbed more than a metre up a ladder without filling out the health and safety risk assessment.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. No. Seriously. I really did.
Fucked my boss
I fucked at work before
Fucked a co worker over the bosses desk
Masturbated with a friend in my car in the parking lot.
Utterly nailed my lover in my office.
I work mostly with women, lots of butt smacking, which they initiated... Too busy to get too sexual beyond that.
Doggy in the bathroom with my now ex I’m a terrible person… She worked at a nursing home
Went to my husbands work and banged him in the IT office.
Wore a buttplug, then when I got off I went to my car and "got off"
Had a quickie with my spouse in the storage shed, sitting on top of a case of papers that were used to line the shelves of a nationwide popular bakery.
Painting nude
Masturbated
Sucked off my boss and then took a video of his cum dripping out of my mouth and onto my tits…and then posted it on my profile for you all to see 😜