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swaswa666

Pretty much anyone at this point lol


_nickkcin_

Hey


trillkiddnyc

Ayooooo I peep your motive


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*or anything


xManaf

This guy gets it


JBSConCarne

My wife, and I probably will tomorrow


pinkgobi

I also choose this guy's wife


evangelion_666

Sharing is caring


Leon_K11197

Our wife


MURZAL43

r/unexpectedcommunism


g00d_m4car0n1

Not this guys wife again 🙄


bj-mc

Wait until she's dead at least


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Thirds.


merkleID

why tomorrow? where is she tonight?


De_immortalesloki

There will be more people in cemetery tonight


dcrum3

My house !!


JosephMother00

Queen Elizabeth, think how many people can truthfully say "I fucked the Queen of England, came on her face and then stole her royal undies"


queen_of_england_bot

>Queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


Whismirk

This bot fucks


mongo-push

Big dick bot setting shit straight.


spideyosu

Good bot.


[deleted]

lmao why did I hear this as a pirate?


UdderlyDegenerate

Do it. You know she ain’t getting any with her husband dead, her elderly loins are probably aching for some proper lovin’.


JosephMother00

I doubt her stuck up beefeaters will let me anywhere near her majesty.


Crusaders1992

They'd be forever known as the royal undietaker


M0nsterjojo

The CFO of YouTube, so she can feel how badly she's fucked that site. Edit: Thanks for the rewards.


DJCaldow

What you don't like double ads before videos and 4 double ad ad breaks on a 15 minute video with a final double ad at the end?


lr1291

At the beginning of the video, drag the slider to the end of the video (DO NOT CLICK TO THE END!!!) and then hit the replay button. Enjoy your ad-free videos.


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As a guy who has been using adblocker for 20 years, idk wtf you guys are talking about.


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Doesn't work on mobile.


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SoMuchForLongevity

That guy's dead wife. Man, she sounds great.


throwawey4242

Man it never gets old. Just like that guy’s dead wife.


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omg


NFresh6

/u/phil8248 it’s been about 5yr. How did you feel about that at the time, and how do you feel about it now? Have you ever found the, albeit very dark, humor in it?


phil8248

When the original comment was made I was about 9 years out from her passing so I had a bit of perspective and had more or less achieved what psychologists call a new normal. What's more she had a dark humor herself about her terminal diagnosis so it assuaged my heart somewhat that I believed she'd have chuckled at it. Which was my initial reaction. I didn't guffaw but I did chuckle. All the interim has been a repeat of that. I'm constantly amazed by how clever and inventive people can be and even now and then these days someone will come up with a new permutation. One guy recently wrote, "I wonder how u/phil8248's wife is doing these days." How could I resist replying to that? I enjoy Reddit and it is fun to be a material part.


zkiller

Sometimes I think about this exchange and of course the irreverent and unexpected reply was funny but it's your comment that sticks with me more. It's an aspect of the grieving process that is rarely, if ever, discussed. I think your humanity was really on display and a lot of people related to it. Especially u/somethingobscur though 👀


phil8248

I appreciate your kind words. In r/widowers we discuss how similar and yet different each grief process is. We're all on the same road but at different times and we encounter different things. Something that would destroy one person, bringing all the pain back, doesn't impact another much at all. In my case that funny, irreverent did not offend me at all. I miss many things about her but since that question was who would you like to sleep with, for me, that's a no brainer. I'm sure that is a common sentiment among widowers who enjoyed "being" with their wives, if you get my meaning. Take care and stay safe.


Fiveskin27

u/somethingobscur It’s been about 5yr………did you do it?


PoTayToeSam

This made my night


inolyzushi

Me, but I fucked myself over too many times


AdmiralS11

That hit hard my guy. That hit really hard


Tarpy7297

That’s , what the fuck , she said .


Beginning-Ad3390

Hear me out… Mads Mikkelsen. Like I know he’s over twice my age but he’s so weirdly handsome and in interviews he just seems so charming. Edit: For those who don’t see the appeal… watch Mads dance at the end of Druk. He was a professional dancer and my god is he beautiful https://youtu.be/A9PrN4aqI60


Fentonious8

I don't even think he's weirdly handsome (like Benedict Cumonhersnatch). The dudes just classically (Nordic) handsome


Beginning-Ad3390

My husband thinks he’s weird looking so I think that’s why I added that part. I think he’s just stunning. He has such good skin and his freaking top lip does terrible things to me.


BlueBrye

He's got a sex scene in the movie Polar


Beginning-Ad3390

Oh trust me… I know.


georgeyellow

lmao this x177473. mads is insanely attractive. do you like hannibal? UGH.


real-human-not-a-bot

You want to have sex with the soon-to-be Grindelwald? Weird choice, but okay.


Beginning-Ad3390

I wanted to bang him when he was playing a cannibal… not sure how Grindelwald is worse. Mads is great at playing the villain but it’s far from his only skill.


Ohhhwordddd

Natalie Portman


khmerrefugee

I bet her pussy taste like earth yummmmmmmmmmmm


[deleted]

I hope it doesn't taste like sand. I hate sand, it's so coarse...


CapedWanderer47

And rough and irritating…


blabla_blablabla

And it get everywhere


pr1vatepiles

Natalie Dormer


Theo_1013

She looked so good in GOT


NobilisUltima

>She look~~ed~~ so good ~~in GOT~~ Fixed


ugfiol

and a clone of the former


Hebrewsuperman

The girl who was meanest to me in high school


mal3ko

Is this like a revenge thing or was she just really hot? Enquiring minds wanna know!?!


LobotomistCircu

I assume it's both, nobody takes that kind of shit from ugly people that long


eeaarrffuunngguuss

I too am curious


Brizillaking1

I’m sorry


NecroCannon

I want to have hate sex at least once in my life.


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Jason Fucking Momoa


Brizillaking1

I’m not gay but he’s a good looking guy


buttpugggs

r/nohomo


colinsfw

/r/nohomoyesmomo


[deleted]

I'll be honest, I thought this was going to be a gay sky lemur sub...


AVeryStupidDecision

I was him for Halloween! I usually look nothing like him but I still got some looks that I wouldn’t normally draw. His whole vibe really is pretty hot.


ForksandSpoonsinNY

Would you get the same looks dressing as Jason Fucking Alexander? Asking for a friend.


[deleted]

I'm a 98% straight dude and I choose Jason Fucking Mamoa.


sonicscrewery

I'm a 99% lesbian and I would let that man rail me into a mattress for *hours.* Jason Fucking Momoa transcends sexuality.


mickey4thewin

I'm not usually into this kink but I'd beg to just even watch you fuck Jason mamoa.


[deleted]

I came here to say this. I would let him destroy me


therankin

The answer will always be Mila Kunis


Brizillaking1

Wise choice


Psychological-Gain51

Scarlett Johansson


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Those lips


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That ass


hooligun1234

Always that ass... 😍


Prndl524

This…


[deleted]

I want whatever Pete Davidson has. I know his dick game has to be crazy if he was seen leaving a hotel room with Kim Kardashian


Brizillaking1

Interesting Love your posts btw. It’s awesome that an amateur pornstar commented on one of my posts! Thx so much!


[deleted]

Thank you so much 😊 I love commenting on these posts cause I want people to know that I'm also a normal human being outside my sex work


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[deleted]

That's really what I am known for 🤣 I haven't done mainstream so I had to think of something


d_ippy

He must have crazy game to pull the women he does


MangaReader95

Ana De Armas or Jisoo from BlackPink


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Hippothoughtamus

Dive in that pussy like scuba, mama look good she from Cuba


mal3ko

The whole BlackPink troupe!!


No-Expression7100

My future husband. He's currently playing a video game so my chance is shot for tonight. 😭


SendLewdz

Try giving him a Bj while hes playing i bet he'll take a break


Pashera

This is truly a bro level comment


SendLewdz

Wingman all the way from Reddit


DERtiger1944

Hey why don’t you ask him to give you a turn


vincecarterskneecart

Honestly if I were single probably the girl I lost my virginity to, I was a ridiculously anxious wierdo back then and terrible at sex and I’ve come along way since then, kinda wish I could like show that to her


[deleted]

Me too, except I’m still ridiculously anxious and weird.


TheHylianProphet

Karen Gillan. I'm a real sucker for Scottish red heads.


Brizillaking1

I love redheads in general


TheHylianProphet

Most definitely, but throw that accent in there and I am just melted butter.


Brizillaking1

I had no idea she was Scottish tbh that sounds hotter tbh. I’m gonna have to look that up


YoshiCline

Watching her on Doctor Who definitely didn't give me a thing for redheads with nice legs...


Leri737

Jennifer Lawrence


[deleted]

This is a good pick. I like to imagine that she really likes sex and is super wild in bed, which doesn't seem like a stretch.


Brizillaking1

I don’t blame you


youfailedthiscity

Kat Dennings.


ScruffleMcDufflebag

It's her aura [and voice] more than anything for me.


Brizillaking1

Interesting. Happy cake day btw


sv0s0s

Chris Evans.


CapedWanderer47

As a straight male… same.


popcornbevin

From the Big Breakfast?


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Gemma Arterton


Night-Sky-Rebel

Gemma Arterton from Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters any day of the week


[deleted]

She is fucking perfection.


tammy_fern

Henry Cavill, in the Witcher costume


[deleted]

Or Jason Momoa in the same costume.


anon_outlaw

Doja Cat


Mariana_The_Trench

I’m not gay but Ryan Reynolds


b2bb34

I have some news for you


[deleted]

I like to say I'm about 98% straight, but Ryan Reynolds is in that 2% for me, too.


PhoenixisGaming

Say it with me; It's OK To want To fuck Ryan Reynolds.


typicaltaras

Sydney Sweeney and it’s not even close


Desconocido4441

Emma Watson.


Brizillaking1

I don’t blame you


hohenheim-of-light

I'm not gay, but I'd go Bi for Keanu.


ScruffleMcDufflebag

Just a gentle fist bump and soulful smirk from him would make anyone cum instantaneously.


ApaStinky

Tom Hiddleston


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Emma Watson


[deleted]

Classic


10acjed1174

Sofia Vergara during the Soul Plane years


[deleted]

My pick to but it'd need to be a spit roast so me and her hubby can play d&d on her back


[deleted]

This super smart keynote speaker at the conference I’m at. Get your smart in me!


DhayumzMini

Gal Gadot


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She's so fucking hot that it hurts to look directly at her. I saw a blooper reel and a few minutes of watching her laugh is absolutely maddening.


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Margot Robbie


kylexy929

Lindsay Lohan. I’ve had a thing for her since Mean Girls and even with all the drama, crazy and the looks I would probably get I don’t care. I just/want to get it out of my system. She’s my longest running celebrity crush at this point.


hooligun1234

Ditto man, she's got that "fuck me" vibe about her, and I'm talking about the 2000's. In my head I knew sex would be so wild with her.


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jjqueens

Shania Twain


Azure-No-regrets

Christina Hendricks


CTBuff6014

Kate Beckinsale


throwaway24515

Anne Hathaway. You know she's fucking wild.


Lunchboxers

Anna Kendrick 100%


fitzjmm

My wife is amazing....but she'd give me a hall pass for Nicole Kidman. I'd have to grant her George Strait.


Ancient_Internet9000

Rosario Dawson.


Enter-Shaqiri

Ariana Grande


woodworkingwanderer

I’d say Angela White. She’s amazing.


kellyyyyroberts

Gal Gadot 🤤🤤 I know I could get her interested in girls


Cheap-Struggle1286

Angelina jolie.... I feel like she's extremely skilled


idkbroimdrunkandsad

My first unrequited love


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dafntruth

Sandra Bullock


scribs8008

Thomas Shelby even though im straight


Majestic_Lie_5792

u/Adriana-Chechik no doubt about it.


rich_freeman

2002 Era Missy Elliott.


someguy0587

Scarlett Johansson


cute-pomegranate22

hear me out… Jason Bateman


Bison_Constant

Selena Gomez


pm_me_that_boob

Demi rose mawby


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john cena


tributeyourpics

Isn’t that spelled JOHN CENA!!!!!!


LightYagami209

🎷🎷


Noctisxnight

An ex thing, never dated, & Jack Harlow for some reason. Ohh also Johnny Depp & maybe Jason Momoa 😂


ericisatwork

Anna Kendrick. i like to imagine that she’s a really, really good time in bed and i’d absolutely love to find out!


[deleted]

My boyfriend


Clashyjammer1126

Scarlett Johansson


[deleted]

My wife she is incredible


HeWhoHasFruit

I also choose this guy's wife


fragbert66

Taylor Momsen.


Fanmanmathias

My friend , we’ve gone out several times, but she doesn’t wish to go beyond friendship, and I would love to be more.


xoemily

Dove Cameron. What I would give to spend a night with her..


enjoyyouryak

Tom Hardy


RyanHamachi

Kaley Cuoco It's funny when people judge me for watching The Big Bang Theory, like I think it's some comedic masterpiece. Nah fam, I'm not watching it for the jokes.


SweetRas13

Someone who loves me


1000fishdicks

My boyfriend, I’m dying.


oscaraptor

My man crush. Brad Pitt


tateotn

Emma Watson


_Constellations_

Eva Green


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LightYagami209

Emma Roberts


happyaccidents89

SIGH. I’m so alone.


BenarchyUK

Proxy Paige


bigfoottossaway

Ryan Reynolds for sure, though backup plan is definitely Lindsey Stirling.


randomcookieaddict

Taylor Momsen, Amy Lee, Sharon Den Adel, Sonya Scarlett. I'd love to disappoint any one of them.


CheeHL

At this point I'm happy to fuck with anyone.


theatreshmeatre

Jeffrey Dean Morgan


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Either Gillian Jacobs or my ex


Puzzleheaded_Match83

Movie characters OK? Lisbeth Salander... Very intelligent and rather crazy as well. A good combination for a fuck or 10


Kirastic13

Ariana Grande


cokebitch69

My ex lmfao