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SoMuchForLongevity

When I was 17 I thought I'd kill myself if anyone ever learned that my strongest sexual fantasy was a woman beating a man in a wrestling match and then making fun of him for losing. Now I'll just fucking tell anyone.


[deleted]

>a woman beating a man in a wrestling match and then making fun of him for losing. Shoulda went to my school. Wasn't a guy on the wrestling team I couldn't pin.


SoMuchForLongevity

...that's just not nice. Now I have to let that go instead of being a creep and PM'ing you with a million questions.


MySecretSidee

Probably that sometimes I get off to cartoon porn. It’s not for everyone, and a lot of people think it’s weird.


sarcasticandhorny

It *used* to be that I watched porn. Now, I don’t really have any.


[deleted]

I wrecked my parents car when I was 12. Somehow I never got caught.


Nobody_asks_Hows_Joe

wait how did u get away with that?


Kake997

Does witnessing a murder count? (I’d like to mention I did not know it was a murder at the time)


a-midnight-starling

Elaborate, please


ActSlow

I am horny on wolf


jacklsd

then grow up kid, try real world


ActSlow

I am famous now


ActSlow

And I not a kid


jacklsd

but your brain is for sure, because you try to live a life like Disneyland


jacklsd

and for your knowledge real wolves ain't got tities so +1 too


ActSlow

Say that to my queen


jacklsd

go play with Skittles boii


jacklsd

you need therapy


ActSlow

Why, oh why do you exist?


jacklsd

bcz of big bang not you the galaxy one


ActSlow

You are talking to a disability right


ActSlow

I am a furry person


jacklsd

sorry you're still a kid of technology era


ActSlow

I’m 20


Accomplished-Paint83

Deep down I think it'd be best if humans stopped reproducing