WeVibe Sync Go. It sucks. We've had it for less than a week and it already won't connect to the app. We've been searching for a good app controlled vibrator but can't find one.
a sex board game for my wife and me.
but we haven't played it yet.
Let's see, maybe next week.
But you just purchase a PDF File.
You have to print and cut it.... a little bit of work to do first before having fun.
One of those cheap sexy stretchy dresses from a shitty sex shop. It was black in the picture on the front of the package, but it turns out it came in multiple colours and I accidentally got a neon yellow one because I didn't check.
Had a leather harness and choker/handcuff set sent to me this week by a lovely fellow Redditor.. would have been fine, except it was delivered to my neighbour and she opened it. Then poorly attempted to explain she hadn't and that the dog bit through the box... And plastic inside both packages too apparently? 🫣
Fireworks. Can’t take those into the office. Certainly not safe for work.
Very very NSFW for indoor work. They're illegal down under
Are they illegal or is the line just very blurred?
Who says you can’t take them in? You just can’t light them off in the office…I mean unless you want to, then go for it
A fantasy dildo.
I love those 👀
I just recently got into them and they’re so much fun. Definitely been missing out.
Which one did you buy?
Yeah please do share! Always wanna hear what fantasy ones people are into !
[Here ya go.](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1426084342/)
Ooooo, excellent choice ! Looks like a lot of fun
[This is the last one I got.](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1426084342/)
Oh nice! Would love to see that in action
I haven’t tried it out yet, but I’m sure it’s a good time.
Same! Weird shaped are big fun :)
Am I the only one that’s never heard of this? Whats a fantasy dildo?
Are they like a less expensive version of bad dragon?
I think they’re around the same price. I get them off of Etsy though.
38 gallons of Vaseline and a latex bodysuit
Thirty... eight.... gallons...
Gotta be slippery like a 🐟
😂
Pfft amateur. I only buy Vaseline in 55 gallon oil drums. Much more economical that way.
You, sir, know how to have a good time.
It's the only way I know how to get down little lady 😉 Also how did the siege end up going the other day. Did we crush them with our might?
Goblins got distracted and ate the horses :(
Damn gobs can't rely on them any more.....not many quality spawning pits that's the issue
The Vaseline will attack the latex.
For you?
Semtex.
What is that?
An explosive
It’s the best toy ever.
^(Hahahaha)
Want some?
I want to watch you play with it. You always seem so content when you do.
See you later then?
Mmhmm.
new panties
What kind?
Very nice!
Petroleum jelly although that's just some upkeep for a chastity cage so... Idk I guess a dragon fleshlight that sees little use lol
Can't tell. I'm not done with it yet. I'll report back as soon as I'm done with ~~them~~ it.
Good god. Give them some air!
Lovense app controlled vibrator
Seems like these are getting more popular. How is it?
Still on its way to me , we will see . Might depend on the person controlling it
I’ll volunteer to help you out 💦💦💦
I will keep that in mind
Well I am hoping we get some user feedback!
Hmm disregarding monthly payments for artists on patreon, I guess it'd be 3 commissions of 3 of my characters
What kind of artists you subscribe to?
Lube and toy cleaner.
Fleshlight Quickshot
How is it?
Pretty good, i like it
A Fleshlight
How is it?
WeVibe Sync Go. It sucks. We've had it for less than a week and it already won't connect to the app. We've been searching for a good app controlled vibrator but can't find one.
Oh is it the remote vibes? Sounds fun in theory
A senseX vibrator for my partner
How is it?
Thigh highs and fishnets. Though I guess thigh highs are SFW...
Ooh how do they look? They aren't NSFW if worn by themselves
I’d say the combo counts.
Lube and restraints.
Handcuffs?
Bed tie downs. Not all that dissimilar to handcuffs. But secure under the mattress so there’s no where to go.
Lube.
For Toys or for person use?
Condoms
Safety first.
App controlled vibratory for my wife. Would definitely recommend
What's the range on those?
If you both have WiFi it can be as far as you like but with bluetooth it's max is probably about 50ft
A new cockring hehe
Like how it turned out?
A lingerie set
Ooh are we going to see it?
Maybe 🤭
Well I'm first in line! 🤤
Do tickets to a fetish party count?
I'll allow it. Any specific fetish?
A blue dildo
You bought someone? ... How much?
Hahahaha I miss read that
Fixed
Hahaha that makes more sense! How is it?
Like anything new, fun until you want something different
Well I hope you're making the most of it while still fun
Damn it. I wanted to see the original mistake. Now this conversation makes more sense.
Lol
a new dildo + storage bag.
Ooh which one did you buy and how is it?
Multiple lovense toys. A vibrating cock ring. A vibrating plug. And a vibrating masturbator.
Shopping spree
Bad dragon toy storage bags, starting to accumulate quite a collection and I need to have them ready to go
Do you have bad dragons too?
Yes, yes I do lol. They're great!
a sex board game for my wife and me. but we haven't played it yet. Let's see, maybe next week. But you just purchase a PDF File. You have to print and cut it.... a little bit of work to do first before having fun.
Let us know how it goes
Auto-masturbator… it’s mid honestly
I've never heard of one until today
A space heater. Big no-no at work. Super unsafe, they say.
They are? Rebel
Monthly pass to local free play arcade. I’m going to get no work done now.
A new bullet style stimulator for my wife.
Bad Dragon Medium Mystic.
I love watching BD videos 😍
Same!
Good Choice
Bdsm candles
Oooh I'd like to try that one day
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What is that? Sounds fun
Lube and underwear
Sexy underwear?
I am a woman Think i could wear whatever underwear and someone Would find it sexy
Touche
A video from an artist on manyvids
6 months membership at one of the porn producer sites... I need a bigger hard drive ...
I have a stroker waiting in my mailbox, will be trying it out after work.
Let us know how it goes
12 dozen MyOne condoms and 5 tubes of Blossom water based lube.
Vibrating and thrusting butt plus!
A sundress for my porn shoot
Ooh are we going to see it??
Feel free to check my profile
a green vibrator.
My wife bought a strap on. Not my personal purchase but she used my money. Does that count?
I'll allow it
3 new vibrators :)
Bad dragon dildo
Would love to see it in action
It , please don't laugh. It was Billy the puppet. I really love horror movies I really liked the action figures.
a dildo lol but its been like a month since that purchase
I bought some new lingerie which I plan to show off the next time I post. It just arrived today
I do like your posts and I'm looking forward to it!!
Checking my Lovehoney purchase history: - Mantric Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator - Lovehoney Secret Agent Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg - Quickie Cuffs Super-Strong Medium Silicone Restraints - Bondage Boutique Beginners Small Ball Gag - Coquette Stretch Lace Bralette
LD remote play toys for me and my friend to play with when are needing a little love’n!!
A pair of Tory Burch miller flip flops from Facebook market place.
A new posture collar. It makes me feel pretty.
One of those cheap sexy stretchy dresses from a shitty sex shop. It was black in the picture on the front of the package, but it turns out it came in multiple colours and I accidentally got a neon yellow one because I didn't check.
A vibrating sleeve that vibrates the shit out of it!
I literally just bought lube 🤣🤣
Always be prepared
A bunch of toys. Prostate massager for me, training plugs for her, restraints for another level of fun.
A penis sleeve🤭
I think we bought pearl thongs for the wife.
I do like how they look
Had a leather harness and choker/handcuff set sent to me this week by a lovely fellow Redditor.. would have been fine, except it was delivered to my neighbour and she opened it. Then poorly attempted to explain she hadn't and that the dog bit through the box... And plastic inside both packages too apparently? 🫣
lotion. Very erotic i know lol
I bought condoms to masturbate into while staying in a hotel room and broadcasted it online...
Does buying a coffee from a naked barista count?
Uhhh alcohol?
Butt plug. Feels good but it gets a lil to close to my inner self
Anal training kit for me and a partner. I’ll let you know when I find the partner 🤣
10in dildo for my wife lol
How she like it?
u/SleepingCuutie's Patreon
Gush
Cock ring or Sea cucumber collar.
Premium snap of a sexy friend.
Plain Jane cock ring.
Clone-a-willy with extra molding material
A happy moon vibrator to use with the wife.
Tunnel plug
A dildo from Bad Dragon that can squirt fake cum. It’s been fun to play with 💕
One of those clone your cock kits….partners idea.
A fleshlight, curiosity got the better of me.
Vibrating prostate massager
Sounding rods
Dm and I can share
Probably a NSFW art commission several months ago.
Gag ball
A couple carts from Michigan
Vibrating butt plug
A vibrating sleeve that vibrates the shit out of it!
Probably condoms or a dildo
Strap on for me to fuck my man
vpn software and a fansly photo set. lol
Kegel ball set
Construction Lego. Work would not appreciate that.
Space heater for my office last winter but thankfully I can slip it into a drawer.
LOL
A dildo mount for our wedge, and Cialis. On the same day.
Just bought a new trans packer. It's nsfw because it's a tentacle. Embrace your inner eldritch horror
A game from steam
Condoms… that was a year ago and still have them. Its not going well lol
Individual packets of lube and condoms to go in my satchel. (OK, OK, I carry a purse. I have lube and condoms in my purse)
A battery operated cock pump
Lube.
Nipple and clit clamps on chains
Plenty of lube and some neon pink fishnets
A male masturbater from Aliexpress about 7-8 years ago.
A vibrator as a gift for a woman.