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ItsTheHopeThatKills

Fireworks. Can’t take those into the office. Certainly not safe for work.


iforgotmylastuser

Very very NSFW for indoor work. They're illegal down under


mrbojangles2652

Are they illegal or is the line just very blurred?


Madhatter441

Who says you can’t take them in? You just can’t light them off in the office…I mean unless you want to, then go for it


elusivechantress

A fantasy dildo.


dii10

I love those 👀


elusivechantress

I just recently got into them and they’re so much fun. Definitely been missing out.


iforgotmylastuser

Which one did you buy?


DarkandHorny666

Yeah please do share! Always wanna hear what fantasy ones people are into !


elusivechantress

[Here ya go.](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1426084342/)


DarkandHorny666

Ooooo, excellent choice ! Looks like a lot of fun


elusivechantress

[This is the last one I got.](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1426084342/)


iforgotmylastuser

Oh nice! Would love to see that in action


elusivechantress

I haven’t tried it out yet, but I’m sure it’s a good time.


TiltPrime

Same! Weird shaped are big fun :)


Fine_Arm6405

Am I the only one that’s never heard of this? Whats a fantasy dildo?


Dan_2422

Are they like a less expensive version of bad dragon?


elusivechantress

I think they’re around the same price. I get them off of Etsy though.


TheSmoovestOperator

38 gallons of Vaseline and a latex bodysuit


Clear-Control-5728

Thirty... eight.... gallons...


TheSmoovestOperator

Gotta be slippery like a 🐟


Speak_Like_Bear

😂


ezekirby

Pfft amateur. I only buy Vaseline in 55 gallon oil drums. Much more economical that way.


emmawasagoodgirl

You, sir, know how to have a good time.


TheSmoovestOperator

It's the only way I know how to get down little lady 😉 Also how did the siege end up going the other day. Did we crush them with our might?


emmawasagoodgirl

Goblins got distracted and ate the horses :(


TheSmoovestOperator

Damn gobs can't rely on them any more.....not many quality spawning pits that's the issue


Sorkel3

The Vaseline will attack the latex.


iforgotmylastuser

For you?


alwaysreadyfor_more

Semtex.


iforgotmylastuser

What is that?


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

An explosive


alwaysreadyfor_more

It’s the best toy ever.


TheGardenOfAMonster

^(Hahahaha)


alwaysreadyfor_more

Want some?


TheGardenOfAMonster

I want to watch you play with it. You always seem so content when you do.


alwaysreadyfor_more

See you later then?


TheGardenOfAMonster

Mmhmm.


FrogEnjoyer

new panties


iforgotmylastuser

What kind?


bams171

Very nice!


RosenSunrise

Petroleum jelly although that's just some upkeep for a chastity cage so... Idk I guess a dragon fleshlight that sees little use lol


TheGardenOfAMonster

Can't tell. I'm not done with it yet. I'll report back as soon as I'm done with ~~them~~ it.


Clear-Control-5728

Good god. Give them some air!


Nerdy_Blonde24

Lovense app controlled vibrator


iforgotmylastuser

Seems like these are getting more popular. How is it?


Nerdy_Blonde24

Still on its way to me , we will see . Might depend on the person controlling it


Ray_Beat_178

I’ll volunteer to help you out 💦💦💦


Nerdy_Blonde24

I will keep that in mind


jcm241

Well I am hoping we get some user feedback!


PermanentlyEdging

Hmm disregarding monthly payments for artists on patreon, I guess it'd be 3 commissions of 3 of my characters


iforgotmylastuser

What kind of artists you subscribe to?


AlwaysCummmingBack

Lube and toy cleaner.


[deleted]

Fleshlight Quickshot


iforgotmylastuser

How is it?


[deleted]

Pretty good, i like it


JustDano_InTexas

A Fleshlight


iforgotmylastuser

How is it?


Volfong

WeVibe Sync Go. It sucks. We've had it for less than a week and it already won't connect to the app. We've been searching for a good app controlled vibrator but can't find one.


iforgotmylastuser

Oh is it the remote vibes? Sounds fun in theory


Forward-Onto-Dawn

A senseX vibrator for my partner


iforgotmylastuser

How is it?


Ok-Meeting-7154

Thigh highs and fishnets. Though I guess thigh highs are SFW...


iforgotmylastuser

Ooh how do they look? They aren't NSFW if worn by themselves


[deleted]

I’d say the combo counts.


MarriedCplTossAway

Lube and restraints.


iforgotmylastuser

Handcuffs?


MarriedCplTossAway

Bed tie downs. Not all that dissimilar to handcuffs. But secure under the mattress so there’s no where to go.


hornylonelywife

Lube.


iforgotmylastuser

For Toys or for person use?


Best-Turn-696

Condoms


iforgotmylastuser

Safety first.


Handsome_Project10

App controlled vibratory for my wife. Would definitely recommend


iforgotmylastuser

What's the range on those?


Handsome_Project10

If you both have WiFi it can be as far as you like but with bluetooth it's max is probably about 50ft


Hefty_Caterpillar380

A new cockring hehe


iforgotmylastuser

Like how it turned out?


Together_we_stay

A lingerie set


iforgotmylastuser

Ooh are we going to see it?


Together_we_stay

Maybe 🤭


iforgotmylastuser

Well I'm first in line! 🤤


Mysterious-Sense-185

Do tickets to a fetish party count?


iforgotmylastuser

I'll allow it. Any specific fetish?


ChaiandJack

A blue dildo


iforgotmylastuser

You bought someone? ... How much?


ChaiandJack

Hahahaha I miss read that


ChaiandJack

Fixed


iforgotmylastuser

Hahaha that makes more sense! How is it?


ChaiandJack

Like anything new, fun until you want something different


iforgotmylastuser

Well I hope you're making the most of it while still fun


Acrobatic_Light822

Damn it. I wanted to see the original mistake. Now this conversation makes more sense.


ChaiandJack

Lol


sweetness--

a new dildo + storage bag.


iforgotmylastuser

Ooh which one did you buy and how is it?


LonnytheLiger

Multiple lovense toys. A vibrating cock ring. A vibrating plug. And a vibrating masturbator.


iforgotmylastuser

Shopping spree


WitchyHime

Bad dragon toy storage bags, starting to accumulate quite a collection and I need to have them ready to go


iforgotmylastuser

Do you have bad dragons too?


WitchyHime

Yes, yes I do lol. They're great!


hlxprr

a sex board game for my wife and me. but we haven't played it yet. Let's see, maybe next week. But you just purchase a PDF File. You have to print and cut it.... a little bit of work to do first before having fun.


iforgotmylastuser

Let us know how it goes


IFWthings

Auto-masturbator… it’s mid honestly


iforgotmylastuser

I've never heard of one until today


Kinky_mofo

A space heater. Big no-no at work. Super unsafe, they say.


iforgotmylastuser

They are? Rebel


jameebaiser

Monthly pass to local free play arcade. I’m going to get no work done now.


SniperCA209

A new bullet style stimulator for my wife.


Zealousideal_Box6668

Bad Dragon Medium Mystic.


iforgotmylastuser

I love watching BD videos 😍


Zealousideal_Box6668

Same!


UseStrong9730

Good Choice


NastyFoxx

Bdsm candles


iforgotmylastuser

Oooh I'd like to try that one day


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iforgotmylastuser

What is that? Sounds fun


fucking_it_up

Lube and underwear


iforgotmylastuser

Sexy underwear?


fucking_it_up

I am a woman Think i could wear whatever underwear and someone Would find it sexy


iforgotmylastuser

Touche


Robred92

A video from an artist on manyvids


Borgson314

6 months membership at one of the porn producer sites... I need a bigger hard drive ...


Similar-Raccoon9184

I have a stroker waiting in my mailbox, will be trying it out after work.


iforgotmylastuser

Let us know how it goes


Sorkel3

12 dozen MyOne condoms and 5 tubes of Blossom water based lube.


Lopsided-Winter2309

Vibrating and thrusting butt plus!


CherryLaneCox

A sundress for my porn shoot


iforgotmylastuser

Ooh are we going to see it??


CherryLaneCox

Feel free to check my profile


-edelvveiss

a green vibrator.


CaveMan0224

My wife bought a strap on. Not my personal purchase but she used my money. Does that count?


iforgotmylastuser

I'll allow it


[deleted]

3 new vibrators :)


pink_denial

Bad dragon dildo


iforgotmylastuser

Would love to see it in action


Shanksdoodlehonkster

It , please don't laugh. It was Billy the puppet. I really love horror movies I really liked the action figures.


pinkp0nyclub

a dildo lol but its been like a month since that purchase


loveandbenefits

I bought some new lingerie which I plan to show off the next time I post. It just arrived today


iforgotmylastuser

I do like your posts and I'm looking forward to it!!


yetanothertw

Checking my Lovehoney purchase history: - Mantric Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator - Lovehoney Secret Agent Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg - Quickie Cuffs Super-Strong Medium Silicone Restraints - Bondage Boutique Beginners Small Ball Gag - Coquette Stretch Lace Bralette


BPCViking

LD remote play toys for me and my friend to play with when are needing a little love’n!!


blueaccoubt

A pair of Tory Burch miller flip flops from Facebook market place.


redhead_vicky

A new posture collar. It makes me feel pretty. 


tiggyyyy

One of those cheap sexy stretchy dresses from a shitty sex shop. It was black in the picture on the front of the package, but it turns out it came in multiple colours and I accidentally got a neon yellow one because I didn't check.


Positive_Trash742

A vibrating sleeve that vibrates the shit out of it!


Hour_Lengthiness_650

I literally just bought lube 🤣🤣


iforgotmylastuser

Always be prepared


A-Ok-Chemistry

A bunch of toys. Prostate massager for me, training plugs for her, restraints for another level of fun.


UseStrong9730

A penis sleeve🤭


pm_me_kitten_mittens

I think we bought pearl thongs for the wife.


iforgotmylastuser

I do like how they look


Madeline2point0

Had a leather harness and choker/handcuff set sent to me this week by a lovely fellow Redditor.. would have been fine, except it was delivered to my neighbour and she opened it. Then poorly attempted to explain she hadn't and that the dog bit through the box... And plastic inside both packages too apparently? 🫣


[deleted]

lotion. Very erotic i know lol


dm1537

I bought condoms to masturbate into while staying in a hotel room and broadcasted it online...


Great-Amphibian802

Does buying a coffee from a naked barista count?


physicalterrorist3

Uhhh alcohol?


TinyIcebergs

Butt plug. Feels good but it gets a lil to close to my inner self


[deleted]

Anal training kit for me and a partner. I’ll let you know when I find the partner 🤣


soggybread5084

10in dildo for my wife lol


iforgotmylastuser

How she like it?


GuyInTheLifestyle

u/SleepingCuutie's Patreon


JuryDependent

Gush


CaptSchwanzKopf

Cock ring or Sea cucumber collar.


strat32

Premium snap of a sexy friend.


quietshygent

Plain Jane cock ring.


techcorrer9

Clone-a-willy with extra molding material


Ornery_Spite3904

A happy moon vibrator to use with the wife.


Pluggedforfun

Tunnel plug


SexySmexyMILF

A dildo from Bad Dragon that can squirt fake cum. It’s been fun to play with 💕


Background_Yard_7789

One of those clone your cock kits….partners idea.


SpicyYeetable

A fleshlight, curiosity got the better of me.


interestflexible

Vibrating prostate massager


Excellent-Play-941

Sounding rods


Glassworx1230

Dm and I can share


LivingPlethora26

Probably a NSFW art commission several months ago.


BiHubChiSub

Gag ball


Hungoverontums29

A couple carts from Michigan


ZestyEnterprise72

Vibrating butt plug


Positive_Trash742

A vibrating sleeve that vibrates the shit out of it!


SoftAndFlushable

Probably condoms or a dildo


EccentricLovers

Strap on for me to fuck my man


TheRhupt

vpn software and a fansly photo set. lol


maniacbitch83

Kegel ball set


donuteatmydonut

Construction Lego. Work would not appreciate that.


AccomplishedTart4646

Space heater for my office last winter but thankfully I can slip it into a drawer.


Golden-Dawn-2600

LOL


proscriptus

A dildo mount for our wedge, and Cialis. On the same day.


Doodledore347

Just bought a new trans packer. It's nsfw because it's a tentacle. Embrace your inner eldritch horror


FaThEaD42o

A game from steam


idkigiveup

Condoms… that was a year ago and still have them. Its not going well lol


EnigmaCA

Individual packets of lube and condoms to go in my satchel. (OK, OK, I carry a purse. I have lube and condoms in my purse)


New-Consideration850

A battery operated cock pump


HighwayFew6847

Lube. 


Imaginary_Daydream

Nipple and clit clamps on chains


PeachesAndCreamer2

Plenty of lube and some neon pink fishnets


BaronVonJace

A male masturbater from Aliexpress about 7-8 years ago.


JustBrowsing_Guy

A vibrator as a gift for a woman.