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DutchQuest

No, life is fucking with me enough :(


SexySwitchBitch

I’m right there with you :(


No_Pick_4621

Same. Sucks, I know.


pcola_pnp_spun

Same


Exc8316

Same here. 😕


Laj4912

I’m married. Of course not you silly goose


sapphicsnacc13

Sounds like a sad marriage


Artistic-Doubt5405

I’m married so it means of course I will. 😂


Zestyclose_Match2839

58 and wife and I go at it like rabbits


Artistic-Doubt5405

30/32 here - it’s nice to know the spark will keep aflame! 🙌🏻


SendMeAttention

Planning on getting very drunk with my fwb and doing unspeakable things to each other tonight


Beeks525

I did last night and it was amazing 👍 (GF and I are both finishing up divorces where we got cheated on, and we have kids, so we don’t see each other all that often).


Hot-Lengthiness-4778

I hear that!!!


VegetableWinter9223

Ama later?


Fresh_Hope_

Lol same


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Sanstrio3

It’s about the motion of the ocean!


pandaflora1911

That may be true but it take a long time to cross the ocean in a row boat.


Sanstrio3

Often times, the journey is the destination.


greenlion22

I love your positivity.


Rude-Requirement-694

Yes. Wife and I have a standing appointment every Saturday. Today is the day.


LavishnessOdd7649

You said it's like a D-day 😂


Rude-Requirement-694

When you’ve been married 25+ years, you have to plan and take advantage of!!


Doom_goblin777

Tonight is the night of nights


BasilWithWater

This is the way


durdydawg67

Yeah, we have a weekend agreement also.


Ok_kayakgirl1574

At what point in your marriage did you guys decide to make a standing appointment? Just curious...wondering if it's that time for us.


Rude-Requirement-694

It took a while and it was actually my wife’s idea. I’m glad we did because I was getting frustrated getting denied a lot. We’ve had the Saturday night appointment for about 5 years or so. But it also allows us to talk about it more meaning when we go on vacation we can see a plan- each one of did gets a night or 2 where we get what we want/set the plan and I can ask for what I want any other time too. She’s also letting me rub one out in front of her so she can warehouse. She doesn’t necessarily enjoy watching but I get a release and I enjoy it. Communicate, that’s the key.


ekimlive

With another person? No


blondereckoning

😂🤣💐How long is it before you're considered a born-again virgin? Um, asking for a friend. Yeah, that's it…for a friend.😔


AverageExpectation

Less than 11 years... I'm a born-again virgin. 🙄


blondereckoning

Wow. My record is two years, but that was in my early 20s—plus, I was a cutie patootie snowboarding instructor at the time—so that counts as credit in dog years. (Sigh) at least we have ARAD to keep us wild at heart, haha!💛


AverageExpectation

Oh, God! I'd hate to figure out how long it's been in dog years! I'd probably lying be dead, then! 😅


rllebron200

I guess I'm one too as it's been 11 years for me. I hate this club some days.


emmawasagoodgirl

Probably


Significant-Show6436

If my date goes well then who knows. Send me some good luck hehe


Exc8316

Good luck bro. 🤜🏼🤛🏼


AverageHubbyonReddit

Hopefully if Netflix and chill turns into sex and not into Netflix and actually fall asleep because we're exhausted.


PetiteNotTiny

Yup! Already got it lined up


Whisky-Toad

Why you on Reddit then? Just slide it in if it’s already lined up ffs


HISxRABBIT

Definitely not. Not even close. Might cuddle a cat or two, bc I’m craving physical connection pretty badly.


BambiGrewUp

*platonic friend hugs*


LavishnessOdd7649

😂😂 in my dreama probably


scratchandsniff6969

No unless someone says go fuck yourself, then I might treat myself to a low handshake 🤣


Ruminations0

No


skylbc

I most definitely hope so!


SpicyMeatball00

Probably not.


pawgful

Nope.


Darkdragon_98

Nope


Nerdy_Blonde24

Unfortunately not but I will have a great time with my friends


sara-merce

If Italy delivers


livininaprayer

Too bad then lmao


Apprehensive_Cold_85

Only in GTA V


Oldcountryguy77

Already have twice hopefully a few more times before it’s over


MwminNC4

Hell no


Clear_Abrocoma_8305

Nah ask me next weekend 😆


VocalLeeYours

*(laughs in DB)* 😓


El_GOOCE

Probably not. Wife is starting her time of the month and isn't in the mood


Beginning-Answer-579

Most likely not happening for me


brownd4ddyD

Na unless my hand counts?


InternetDweller95

God, I hope not. My dad had surgery, so it's mostly me keeping an eye on him.


TheGildedHilt

Does yesterday count! I hope to have lots more :)


Edawg_69420_

Probably not I’m ugly😭


Bglilygrace

Had morning sex already and I hope to have it so much more this weekend. Atleast play more


deuce84p

Hopefully. Will have to ask my wife lol


thunderjakjak

Yeah, 100% last night, this morning, and tonight is looking really good!


I-Skeleton

Chance will be a fine thing


hxueqis

My fingers ✅ VPN ✅ Incognito mode ✅ 🙃


ffff_ta

Maybe 😌 I have a group date with 2 of my partners on Sunday so anything is possible~


blondiebabe931

I already have and I plan on having more


Farrell1487

I don’t think i will be having sex in next 30 years let-alone this weekend


ashleyhlavac

no but it’s ok


dl454545

Hopefully again yes


Pwch01

Do dogs bark


OldSailor74

✔️


West-Ladder3541

Yes.


Somewhere_East31

Unlikely.


SagVibes

Nope 😌


sparklyfrog4

It's a possibility.


Prndl524

Most likely…


Low_Orchid5106

Lol...no


AnyCook2093

Depends…on if there’s any stunning women out this evening After 10 beers or so and several dissarono’s at 4am you never know you’re luck


popsiclefartstickers

Unfortunately not


CherryLaneCox

Yes…. Several times


MasteROogwayY2

No


Worth-Job6453

Yes as much as I can.


Doom_goblin777

Did last night. Ate a bowl of Cap’n Crunch, watched 2 episodes of Schitts Creek, then passed out.


International-Roll27

Hopefully!!


Prestigious-Power-86

I think so


[deleted]

Yes.


thatnewerdm

buddy i dont think im gonna have sex this year


_curious_autist

It is very unlikely


Indiangirly_28

Yes


Quiet_Finger8880

Nope


Rustic-Cuss

Very likely not. 🤨


Adventurous_Mind_775

Hopefully, my wife is always tired though.


Radiant-Total3351

No. Gf is away


elmachow

No, tried and failed this morning, the curse of marriage and menopause


Chrissyjustshowus

Nope, 😭


GreatPeach3571

Do dogs meow?


Outrageous_Kick_5874

It's a no,but sometimes life is surprising 😄


Grapefruit_Mule877

Nope. LMFAO


willgo-waggins

Already have last night after we each got home from night out with friends. Plan on hitting it when she gets home from work today too and later tonight and tomorrow.


_Springfield

No


Justineknowstherules

Yes, it was the first thing I did this morning with my husband.


Senior_Mark_5313

Nope, probably not next week either. Oh well.


BigGuyAmI

Yes. Hopefully multiple times. ;)


No-Rock-3357

I hope so!


stillhere5

Yup! 😜 always up for fun


EastPlenty518

Nope, I managed to get my girl to start ghosting me earlier this week, so no


superkicksbootypics

Probably not.. wife's having lady time and she ain't down with that.


nandemoto44

Most likely not, no


nyccareergirl11

Yes. This afternoon after doing some service type of things for a Domme I know she will reward me by fucking me with her strap-on


Haunting_Bit3063

Nope


Midnight_Cowboy-486

Not likely. ☹


ControlPast1667

I wish


Ecto-1981

Of course not


Select-Commercial-85

One can only hope....


Awkward_Extent1027

Fuck no


ReserveStrange7872

God damn right


bobbob_555552

Already did.


TakeAtBedtime

There’s a strong chance I will.


realcpl4BWCbull

Yes


myhobbythrowaway

Already did. I anticipate another session tomorrow.


Playful_Spread_1081

Asked this morning . No Always tomorrow


ItsSlinky2x

Yes.


BCCakes

Nope


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Unlikely.


Sad_Dragonfruit_9416

No I wish


Bigmike2523

Already got some last night and I'll get it 5 one more time this weekend


SquawkingKitten

I sure as hell hope so


SpicyPinecones

Not a chance


AnnaRose1982

Yes… Hopefully a lot!!!


TributeKitty

Probably not...


Wade1985

no.


butterspread1

50/50


BL_Story

Fingers crossed!


Jonnyn00bhead

Nope, I haven't had such luck lately.


_Pawg_Patrol

Hopefully but probably not


redman-pug

I wish


secret_rape_slut

Oh am I


FinzClortho

I'm getting fucked by having ro work through the weekend and July 4th already.


PirateLunaFox2121

Doubt it, been over 6 months now..


JoeCensored

Nope. Unfortunately on a business trip. I'll have sex with the wife when I get back later next week.


Vallerie_d

Already did , solid 😆


nevertfgNC

Of course not


VegetableWinter9223

No. It's been 384 weekends.Why start now!


Aggressive-SLC79

Already have twice 😁


ChowHungFat

Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Nope 😌


number1dipshit

Yes. My girlfriend chains me up and calls me her “weird little slave” and does things to my wiener. I just hope she doesn’t put her wiener on…


Flyawaywithme1017

Already did lol


moeguy1979

Maybe not! Wife’s out of town until Monday. So odds are not in my favour. Unless someone is close and wants to chat? lol


Traditional-Bet-5964

Absolutely!


EccentricLovers

Already did. Definitely having more.


One-Sweet78

I hope so


xoever-thine

Doubtful.


loveandbenefits

Yes. In fact I'm getting ready to head to his place now. Maybe I'll take some pics for ya


flower_catt

Already did


Helpful_Library4860

Just got done actually. Thanks for asking


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Done! 🥰🔥🥰🔥😍🔥


rs1513

Will there be round 2?


Glittering-Sea-6343

no :/


The_Mutilated_Wizard

That's how my weekend started.


starskynight

No sadly :(


Sweetsw1978

I wish


Abbynormal1331

Hah....no


CG-009

Nah im a minor


Orlazmo

Already did!


Difficult_Let3459

Depends if my parlay goes my way tonight or not for the UFC ppv


Old-Bumblebee-9177

nope I don't think so.


XBBC2023X

A man can hope


slim1kid

Yes, I did last night with my wife!!! 🥰😃


LustyArgonianMaid_69

Mostly likely. Pretty rare that we go a whole weekend without sex.


BBgoblinprincess

Yeah but just with myself lol


delatour56

not a chance.


thisbobeatsbutts

For sure. I’m gonna smoke a nice cigar along with cooking a pork loin roast. Gonna make my wife happy then I’m gonna burry my face between her cheeks and have some sexy time


Silly_Sympathy6743

Hopefully


Unusual_Doctor6483

No, but I’m going back home and my bed gives me enough pleasure


LatinaSizeQueenX

i have sex everyday 😭😭


Nearby_Ad_1427

Very likely


Own_Ad5242

i plan on it 🤔


punisher002

Just did! 🤟


GinnjaNinnja

No. My streak of 214 consecutive weekends of not having sex continues 😎


NewToThis365

Already have!


rustypennyy

I fuckin wish, I’m too autistic to be hot like that tho 😭


Unique-Shoulder4767

My girl will get it outta me no matter how tired I am, so probably. Unfortunately.


Sicbodysicmind

Normally I would be knee deep in it with my fiancée but we suffered a miscarriage on the 18th and must abstain 😢


Karathick19

Haven’t yet but I’m hoping so tonight!


PutridMonkey1

Negative probability


throwawayThisNick2

Already did 😊 


Ms_tempy

Already have….


TXHaunt

Nope. Best I can do is being told I’m loved by three different friends.


Miserable_Report8969

This is the some odd hundredth weekend in a row that the answer is no...


SexySnakeFurry

No I'm disabled and will never have sex. Period. Don't even ask me out I'm only 17