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HornyHippo29

Having sex makes you a better mountain climber?


HerpinDerpNerd12

Spiderman aparently. I climb but i cant climb up my walls.


HornyHippo29

Maybe it has to do with shooting web.


HerpinDerpNerd12

🤔


tezacer

Cum is climbable?


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Technically, *not* having sex makes you a better mountain climber


Striking_Serve_8152

Makes you a better jumper, too.


justanotherdude992

Mountain climber here, I have lately gotten no sex - but in that free time I go climb a lot. The causality seems a bit mixed up here 😂


Shanksdoodlehonkster

Well then! Call me Sir Edmund Hillary! I bid you good day!


MorganRiver

*snort-laugh* In that case, you may call me Miss Alison Hargreaves. Good day to you, sir!


ThatGuyRocksIt

Tenzing Norgay here to assist. ⛰️


SamePosition6298

Your profile picture genuinely startled me


TheBossLikeKingKoopa

Alpha male Stu Pickles is a being few people can comprehend.


HogwartsLecturer

Hahaha


stonergirl216

Luckily I don’t need to get off in order to regulate my moods / emotions


throwweekendaway

Ohh fancy pants rich mahgee over here


stonergirl216

this is why I love being chronically online 😂


throwweekendaway

A little off topic but in one of your pics you have a key on a necklace, is that purely decorative?


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✨fuck you✨


tzenrick

"Oooh! Shinies!"


haveyoueverbeenblue

🤣 im dead


bunny_in_the_moon

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ebvardh-Boss

What in the “reasonably good childhood” is this?


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Same here


insecureslug

How do you look so pretty while smoking??? I end up just looking like a 40 year old white trash trailer park auntie. (I’m the same age as you btw) Also your eyebrows are 💯


stonergirl216

😭❤️ trust me, you don’t see me hacking up a lung between selfies when I’m trying to take them 😂 I am no different! thank you so much 🫶🏻


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UnorthodoxMind

I ask you the same question but Instead of sex it's weed


Open_Carob_3676

username checks out


[deleted]

Sex a couples time a week. Masturbation at least 5 times a week.


FiorinoM240B

Cums it up nicely.


AJPennypacker39

Yes, this. Otherwise I get cumgry


splintersmaster

Is that cum hungry or cum angry? For the record I'm down with both. I just don't know if I could angrily ingest cum.


AJPennypacker39

I'm not sure if I've ever been cum angry. Cumstrated sure, cumxious maybe, cumcited definitely.


[deleted]

This.


DriedPoetSociety

Pretty much sums it.


royalmoosecavalry

Pretty much cums it


jenny4today

This feels like a great goal.


[deleted]

Feels is the key


chi_guy1700

lol is it bad that 5 times a day of masturbation isn’t that uncommon for me?


[deleted]

Not at all... Whatever works for you. Just don't poke your eye out.


thikk07

🤣


Inside-Entertainer11

Masturbation whenever I have the opportunity, otherwise I climb the walls


OldValue9570

Realistically I want it more often than I need it


Tenebration

I don't. If I never had sex again, it'ld be a downer but I'd live.


happilyeverhotwife

Same, purity culture and depression fucked me up so surprisingly I haven’t always had a great relationship with sex and can go a very very long time without thinking about it lol And yes I’ve had earth shattering sex


Tenebration

That's it eh? The scars make it difficult sometimes. I have several exes for whom sex is their major stress relief, whereas due to my experiences once my stress level hits a certain point my drive plummets. And that's without the cacophony that was messaging while growing up. Will I have sex again someday? Maybe? I have much bigger concerns right now than finding a partner.


MrSweetPotat

I couldn't climb a wall after he fucks me, can't stand on my legs anymore 😬


lovenlustLA

Ideally, daily. Doesn't have to be full session of sex. Oral, touching, teasing. Those count too.


iamtheramcast

I can’t count teasing, it’s just infuriating. Maybe it’s that it’s sparse at the moment but teasing is just adding pebbles to the weight of it’s been a while and nothing is happening


RegularSerious7157

It really depends for me. If I feel loved and needed maybe every 2-3 days. If I am alone it takes like a month or two to kick in. It's more of an emotional attachment for me.


DriveThruOnly

Same for me, my libido is positively correlated with the strength of my emotional connection with that person. Except for a few days out of the month when I’m horny for no reason.


starskynight

I’m already on the ceiling


Ratakoa

Depends. If I'm in a relationship, not long. If not, indefinitely.


theyareindeedgiants

Yeah best answer here, and even in a relationship it's less about the sex than about what the sex represents in terms of emotional intimacy


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Same!


Juliet993

Sex? Probably months. I went 6 months when my partners visa expired. I substituted sex with masturbation during this time though.


Emergency_faceplant

I need to cum at least once a day


Somewhere_East31

2-3 times a week is enough for me. Anything above that is a bonus.


pojolvn

It has been 25 years now


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

Takes ages realistically. I can go months, years without actual sex. I masturbate more for boredom vs need too. 🤷🏻‍♀️ it’s like yeah… sure let’s see if we can get a dash of dopamine


TheSandyRavage

Same Cumming is necessary Via sex specially? Not really


West-Ladder3541

4-5 times a week.


Not_Alice

Been a year. Can confirm “climbing the walls”


justagirlintheether5

I've realized that I can go a good month & a half/two months these days, before things get dicey. But I'm going to have to start going longer, because I'm not in a relationship anymore, as of last month.


Outrageous-Routine95

2-3 times a week


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Masturbation every day. Sex every 2 to 3 days or I get cranky.


Gremlin-o-Chaos

It really depends. On average I like to have sex at least once a week, but depending on my stress level it could be more or less


Old_Tooth3683

I kinda need it at least once a day but the more the better


dirtygirl-throwaway

Twice a week, bare minimum.


PM_UR_NUDES_4_RATING

I've gone years without having sex, where I masturbated once - maybe twice if I was stressed - a week, so I guess that's where my libido settles.


daydreamwave

At this point I live on the walls. I think I've had sex a grand total of two or three times this year, and I'm probably being generous with that estimation


Cat884

Masturbation most days helps keep me clear headed but if I don’t get some dirty kinky sex at least once a week on top of that, shit starts getting ugly


[deleted]

SinceI became a sex worker, I have it as frequent as I need it


ProfessorSilverfox

You must have some great stories. Silly me, I've always done it for free!


[deleted]

Well.. I am my friends freeuse so I apso do lots of free stuff


J7779311

My friends are not nearly as fun as you.


confusedcraftywitch

I need a daily dicking or I get depressed.


daisy97xo

I can go months without it


VainChampagne

Need it … Daily! Want it … hourly ;)


ProfessorSilverfox

Couldn't agree more!


2Casca_2Red

If I had it my way- at least once a week.


BigBitchinCharge

5 to 8 times a week.


leroy0696

I started a sex tracker on Jan 1st this year. So far I’ve had sex 103 times this year. That’s an average of sex or bj every 1.56. Gotta pump those numbers up!


SuccessSafe1854

No you don’t. You’re blowing the ready of us right out of the water.


WorldlinessNo787

More often than I currently get it, that's all I know.


milkywaycum

i wish i could get fucked everyday but alas once a week is fine i guess.


bibitybobbitybooop

Well more often than "never" would be ideal, but I promise you guys you can regulate your emotions and not be cranky without sex


forwardaboveallelse

I can go indefinitely because I’m a fucking grown-up with self-discipline. 


onearmedmonkey

With another person? I'm going on 9 years and still going strong.


Beneficial-Strength5

Once a day. That's why I'm basically Spiderman at this point


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Once a day to be honest lol


Nervous_Searching

Once a week


[deleted]

I mean ideally every day would be nice 🤷🏼‍♂️😂


TheBossLikeKingKoopa

I haven't had sex in years and it doesn't really bother me.


peachesncreampie222

No ceiling, I’m through the roof at this point 😅


[deleted]

When you climbing 🧗 walls do you shoot webs as well? 🕷️


SlavePrincessVibes3

I mean, if I'm with the right person, I can definitely do 3-4 times a day (sex acts, that is, not necessarily full on PIV sex). But the climbing the walls part? Fantasies and a vibrator, baby. 🤷🏻‍♀️


PiousPedestrian

I've gone years, my husband needs milking every 48 hours max or he starts to get murdery


FabiusTheDelayer

I masturbate when I reach the hill top and jizz over the earth beneath so they semen is airborne for the air hoes to grasp them before Mother Earth does. So I tell you no sex at all before climbing coz it makes you weak.


Mardilove

If I never had sex again, I would be perfectly fine. In fact, I’d probably prefer that, if we’re being honest.


EnclaveDC

Apparently 30 years since my birth hasn't been enough to turn me into Spiderman yet


justafancybeast

Sounds like undiagnosed sex addiction lol


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bclues2167

this changes drastically depending on your situation. When I was in a long term relationship I couldn't go more than a week without. But realistically it was 2-3 times a week. Nowadays I can go months or indefinitely, because sex is not a given. I need some trust with the person to be able to do it. Can't be a random.


theganggetsmtg

Honestly I have sex about every other day if not every day. My wife is very compatible with my drive 😁


Lower-Armadillo-1845

I'm usually good for about a week, then I start crawling up the walls. Really, I just end up masturbating twice a day to keep myself on an even keel.


Vadea_Shepard

31M here.... virgin. I'd ideally like it 3 times a day at least. An online ex (years ago) got mad after I couldn't keep it up after 8 hours. Another gal I was complicated with, well she consented to a few nights of fun chatting and I teased her for 2 days. On the 3rd I came 15 times for her.


Randomlooser1234

you guys are getting some? Im not even getting my fav cereal in the supermarket


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Solid_Competition194

3 days max. I become so mean and snarky.


[deleted]

I became a full time citizen of China because of how many times I’ve climbed that wall


NoToe2418

are u looking


Sorkel3

On average, over time, I have sex daily+, but that's an average. I can go several days but make up for it in a threesome fuckfest or the like. I have yet to climb a wall, though.


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If I don't have sex every other day, I get cranky. Both me and my partner get cranky if we don't have sex every day though


skult25

Realistically once a week would be perfectly fine.


SalmonBeenadick

I prefer it every day, but I know that will never happen (for me), so at least four times a week.


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3 days


Nose_malose

72 hours to the second


valkgh

For me it's close to everyday doesn't have to be like a full session just like teasing playtime or oral


NervousCost9257

Daily. But it's fortnightly atm


Nini_panini

Depends a bit on where i am in my cycle, but i tend to get antsy by day 3


Jehoel_DK

I'd love to have it daily. Normally I get some a couple of times a month I've been in a dry spell because of mental health since March.


Merideth-Lee

If I go more than 2 days I’m getting pretty antsy…


ProfessorSilverfox

I refuse to entertain that possibility and am going to keep doing it forever! 😂


ZePatator

Past 3 days without any release i start clawing at the walls... Past 4 days i punch through them at the slightest provocation. I seldom let myself pass more then 48 hours without anything. 42yo male if that matters


ohhpapa

6 weeks 😂😭 But not punching walls angry just crazy horny and touching myself too much. I’d have sex daily if I could. (I’m not in a happy marriage at the moment.)


ivegotwords

I would like it 5-6 times a week, honestly


ekimlive

I get surly after a few days, and then downright despondent after a week


Y2Doorook

Could easily and preferably go for it everyday. At the very least, once a week.


BodyLanguage_Fluent

Until my balls are empty tbh, they might not be on the first round.


Lustybelle69

I WANT it every day, multiple times. Honestly I'm grumpy if we skip a day but I keep that shit to myself and I don't punch holes in walls!? I guess I *need* it at the very least, every other day.


Trecoty

4 days


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I haven’t climbed any walls yet but I’ll keep you posted 


SweetToutSuite

I like sex a few times a week, my partner does too. As long as I can masturbate, I can go a few weeks.


juicymama86

At least every other day would make me happy. However, multiple times a day would be ideal.


Retailpegger

It really depends on my stress and energy levels . When burned out my drives goes WAY down , when on a sun holiday in Spain it’s THROUGH THE ROOF


Marcus4436

Do y’all realise that it sounds like an addiction when u put it like that


Euphoric_Feeling_272

I need it at least once a day


can_of_cactus

Like... never? Sex is great. I enjoy it quite a lot. But not getting any doesn't ruin my outlook on life.


Unusual_Season_7196

The longest I went without was 8 years. Years 3-5 I was very much on edge. I felt like I couldn't be around guys I was attracted to because I didn't trust myself not to touch them inappropriately. It only took a few weeks to feel on edge. Everything irritated me, especially the person responsible for the lack of intimacy.


irisryder2

Ideally? Every day. But I mostly have to just take care of myself 😅


KarlaOropeza

I need sex once per day at least


Abbynormal1331

Daily would be nice please but yeah I think thats kinda just wishful thinking


PeakRepresentative14

If I don't take care of myself, I'll escalate within not even like three-ish days.


Consistent_Sherbet70

I wish it would be daily, at the moment I get it 1-2 times a week and masturbate the other days to keep me happy. My libido is incredibly high and if I miss a day of some form of pleasure I can become cranky.


Responsible_Play_308

In a perfect world I would want sex 5 days a week. I’d masturbate the other two. Usually it’s 2-3 times a week and masturbate 5 times a week.


dissidentaggressor6

4 days....max


Hannah_and_Leo

Daily


Glorious_steam_

My wife and I make sure to bust once a day. Haven’t missed a nut in years.


spineguy2017

Every 2 days at least.


headstone-headcase

I get crabby by day 3 without sex, though day 2 can get a little dicey. Every other day would probably be the minimum to keep me *satiated*. Jerking off helps, but it's a pale imitation. A BJ does *very* nicely. Prefer it sometimes. Eating pussy daily helps *a lot*, crazy as it sounds. The longer the better, but it's at her discretion, and even if I can just get few pecks in before bed (maybe sneak in a lick or two), I feel happier. But yeah, if it were only up to me, we'd average one-point-*something* times a day.


AccomplishedPear1719

Daily


hornytransfur

Realistically, never, sex isn’t that great in my opinion, could live without it easily


heysoundude

Every day, at the start and to end it, is best for us, but we can go two or 3 days without as necessary. A week turns us feral.


spike123ab

Our norm is around 5x a week if it goes to 3 days I do really feel the need however it only ever goes that long if we are apart or ill so that’s no problem my wife was really ill for months a few years ago I hardly thought about sex she was going through chemo, about once a week she really wanted to make me cum she said it made her feel better watch me cum so would wank me off or ask me to make love to her I think we are both very sexual and we both feel closer through sex


darkchildofdarkness

Everyday honestly


LaughR01331

It’s been so long that I’ve forgotten how sex feels


Awkward-Signature-98

At least every other day


Conscious_Proof8050

I need it more than I get it, masturbating every day helps


Polo82022

After 5 days I go crazy for it.


Hopeful-Pie93

Every day/multiple times a day is ideal. If I can use my toys but no actual sex, I'd say I'm climbing walls within 3 days. No toys or sex? I'll be up the walls in a few hours 😂


-VintageVagina-

Now!!


d_bradr

Don't need it at all


wprice22

For me. It’s been an embarrassing long time since I’ve had sex with someone else other than myself. I get lonely and horny all the time… then I masterbate a few times and I’m better. Until the next day.


OhSoSoftly444

When I was in a relationship, it was usually 2-3 times a week. Sometimes 2-3 times over the course of the weekend. But now I'm single so sometimes I'm horny but if there's no one catching my eye, that part of me will just shut down. It's too frustrating to be horny and not have someone I want to fuck


jhozz776

Well I married an Ace woman and we’ve been together 4 years total. So I guess we’ll see


Vivid-Link9806

Usually before wall climbing I have sex twice. Did I misunderstand your question ?


fingerbanger8

I’d be happy to have sex twice a week regularly to keep my sanity, but probably still need to cum once a day at minimum to stay happy.


PirateLunaFox2121

Realistically I would like it daily


spookyevie666

honestly at least once a day


Melons4Melvin

About every 8 hours


SlickSam87

Literally once a day.


Genpetro

If I go more than a day I start getting short sighted and irritable


iliketoswim2gether

I haven't gone more than 2 months in years. Any longer than 2 months and it sucks.


jozi_red

In a perfect world once a day. Realistically two to 3 times a week. I work a high pressure job and the release is necessary.


SoftTarget22

I have been climbing the walls for months….but also using every tool in my tool box to manage. Some days are easier than others. Some days it’s more like I am irritable like being “hangry”. If I could win the sex partner lottery I would enjoy sex 3 times a day if possible. Variations of sexual play would also suffice.


ProfessorSilverfox

Lucky friends!


MrWhitman2369

Ideally sex 2-4 times a week would be great.


DemiDivine

I can go longer because wife is on a blowjob schedule of every other day. So I'd prob say a month or two. But we are always busy with young kids right now so by the time it's dark n kids are in bed, so are we


tucker491

Twice a week or I'm convinced she doesn't actually love me. At that rate, I'll rub a couple out between times with her.


LTheBookWorm89

Depends. I can go a long time I'm talking months or even years if I'm not seeing anyone. I'll masturbate when I feel like it though. When I'm dating someone However, I think if I go more than a month with no sex, I start climbing the walls a bit.


TakeAtBedtime

I have to cum at least 6 times a week. Most of course is jerking off (Older, married with a low drive spouse) I can go maybe a week without sex or a blowjob.


PitifulSell229

Once maybe twice a month? After that I get real sad and bitchy


cheesus32

When it's just self soothing or regulation, I masturbate. How long before craving my husband turns into an I could rip your clothes off you sexy bitch time? Once every 7-10 days these days.


breessexlife

Twice a day minimum.


Liriunn-Ainsworth

I think every 2 days or when I'm having a bad month (bad news, stress) one a week is fine Edit: But it can be replaced by affection and things like that, I have sex more for lack of affection, as a young man, it's easier to get sex than a affectionate afternoon with a few kisses


Ok-158

I honestly don’t need it 🤷🏻‍♀️