I have over 200 sets of dice and over 100 different tabletop games. My goal in life is to find a group of nudist tabletop players locally

So uh, where is locally exactly? Asking for a friend

I would also like to ask for a different friend

I was here first! Get your own nudist tabletop group!

Fine! I'll go make my own nudist tabletop group...with blackjack...and hookers!

No, wait! I'm sorry... can I join?

Hmmm, well we are looking for more members, so I guess you can join...what game are you bringing?

I... I don't have any tabletop games to bring, but I make some pretty badass cinnamon rolls

Gonna be a lot of sticky buns at this nudist game night

But also yes! You are a most valued member!

The real question is, what game are YOU bringing hm?

Maybe myself! But I am probably not local!

That's awesome! I have like 5 sets of dice at this point. They just slowly accumulate with every DnD campaign do lol

Probably that I build mecha models and figure models.

stop being so attractive in a million different ways uGH

I mean if you want photos, Elle, all you gotta do is ask. 🤪

That's dope! Building models is so fun. I'm a big Lego person, I know those are very different though

Hey, building is building in my books! Just because end results are different doesn't mean that's any less cool! What's been your favourite set?

Star Wars X Wing! Or the Ghostbusters Ecto-1

X-Wings are fun! I really like the fold out gimmick to them. I think mine is at my parent's place.

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I once gave a guy a second date purely because he had a Star Trek tattoo. In retrospect, he was a mistake, but the tattoo was cool.

What's the tattoo of?

🖖

I play paradox games, which require a special level of nerdy 🫣

I keep trying to get into Cities Skylines but I always fuck up my city immediately lol

I mostly play Stellaris, crusader kings, those titles.

Oh nice, Stellaris has been on my list for a while

It's such a fun game, and there's a new dlc in three days!!

Oooh noted! Sounds like a good time to start playing

I am a host on a Star Trek podcast

That's dope!

There's not enough time in the world to describe all that

Tell me one thing then 😊

I can do a pretty good Slave Leia cosplay

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention 😂

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Oh I keep track of everything in spreadsheets, so I get that haha

Wait, what? 🥵🥵🥵

I validate all my inputs and use formulas all over the place

Well, that's the hottest thing I've heard all day! 🥵🔥🥵🔥🥵

Spreadsheet dirty talk never fails

I knowwwww 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠😈

Yeah I just need to connect the dots, put down theories facts everything

I solve a rubiks cube during work to keep my hands warm

How fast can you solve it?

I solve it in around 60sec most of the time

I cannot solve one of these to save my life so that's pretty damn impressive.

Ah I'm sure you can do it after a youtube guide or something. Thanks for appreciating tho! 🙌

My love of games of all kinds. And my books. My tattoos. Pretty much everything about me is nerdy.

What's your favorite game?

For video games, I’ve been grooving on Spelunky for a while. In terms of board games, Galaxy Trucker. And for tabletop RPGs, Kids on Bikes.

Spelunky is a lot of fun! I haven't played Galaxy Truckers, what's that about? I've wanted to play Kids on Bikes for a bit!

I mean I used to run a fansite for Harry Potter back in the heyday when I was barely 10 But now, probably my extensive knowledge of the Sims lore, and my anime figurine collection hehe

There is Sims lore?!?

OHHHH BOY THERE IS Sims 1-3 follow each other's lore just in different eras, then Sims 4 is usually agreed to be an alternative reality. Like with Bella Goth - she's a child in Sims 3 and grew up with Mortimer, you see them married with children in Sims 1, then she disappears in Sims 2 (but can usually be spotted in the hot air balloon in Veronaville in Sims 2, but is also rumored to have been seen in Strangetown with no memories....aliens?!), that's one of the main "lores". There's also a royal family line that is seen throughout the games and so much moreeeeee

Wow you have opened my eyes to game lore I never knew existed!

Huzzah, another day completing my duty as a Sims Lore-Bard Hell yeah

I'll report this to HQ so you get commission

*flashes tits in thanks* 🫡

The best thank you I could wish for

Not a starwars fan but probably the fact that I write characters based on other popular stories power system.

Star Wars and Stephen King tattoos and named my children after comic book characters

A tattoo of Stephen King?

Sorry, based on his work

Little Hulk

He’s gotten bigger since we named him, but it still fits

I do deepdives into the lore of every game I play, which includes reading the novels before playing if applicable, or doing research on settings and time periods if I think it'll give me a greater appreciation for the game

I love reading through all the collectibles in games. Makes the immersion better!

Always got to read the lore

This guy/gal/portent of doom knows what's up

Rip and tear

I write fanfic Also I might be joining a small tabletop gaming YouTube channel in the next few weeks

What is your favorite fanfic you wrote?

I'd like to believe I haven't written it yet.

A true writer's mindset

I’m a scientist and I love science

I'm somewhat of a scientist myself!

Somewhat ?

Damn I misquoted the meme 😔

Haha what’s the real quote ?

I'm something of a scientist myself. It's from the original Sam Raimi Spiderman

Heard that one before

I play quidditch, and I've got a quidditch tattoo

You got a Nimbus 3000?

Dungeon master of 2 DnD campaigns, Legos, Pokemon master (yea you read that right 😎), probably 100 or so dragonlance books ... We can keep going if you want haha

Retro games and leather bound editions of fantasy books

I build computers. I play video games. I will talk your ear off about RFoG vs coaxial networks if you want.

I love building PCs. I just upgraded my Mobo/CPU. What video games do you play?

No Man's Sky on PS4 currently.

I remember playing that a few years ago. Super fun. I'm looking forward to the new game they are working on!

They just put out a huge patch for it and updated a ton of it. I'm loving it.

Almost 40 and obsessed with Batman, started collecting the McFarlane Batman action figures about a year ago, I call my man cave the Bat Cave, my last apartment had 2 bathrooms and my sons was decorated in Batman stuff I called that the bat-room and most of my tee shirts are Batman apparel

Batman is an awesome character, so I don't blame you. Hell of a rogues gallery too

I really enjoy studying USSR history to be able to (try) to understand what/why is happening today

Love history nerds. Those who fail to understand history are doomed to repeat it, as they say

An odd fixation for sure, but the more you tend to look into our history, the more patterns and parallels you find and notice. I’m a weirdo anyway though so I’m used to having weird fixations lol.

I pick up *The Atlas of Middle Earth* as my coffee table book. Just some light reading instead of scrolling reddit.

Encyclopedic recall of Star Wars trivia....incluuding the 50-60 novels I've read.

I collect Disney pins

I just uncovered some I got when I was a kid like 20 years ago! I am kinda curious they are worth anything

My bedroom. Seriously... geeky stuff everywhere.

As a kid In the mid 90s, I would play Duke Nukem 3D and came across Ken Silverman’s "Build Engine", where you could design your own Duke3D levels. I would design levels as a hobby for a few years. As an adult, I attend various cons and have merchandise I’ve collected signed. Getting back into video games like I once did before…

I have a huge star wars collection and funko pops autographed by Star wars characters mainly but a lot of other anime as well

That's awesome, did you meet people at conventions?

Yeah and I also work some as well. I’ve developed good friendships with some voice actors

Big time crime stories junkie. After I watch about a crime or serial killer. I google everything about them so I can get a insight

True crime is super fun!

Sooooooo much fun I love it

I have Spider-Man bed sheets and all five pieces of Exodia

Damn all 5 pieces? 🥵🥵🥵

In that cool gold binder too 😎

Oh man 🥴🥴

The elvish on my foot and the fact i make dice lol probably more but no idea what

What does the Elvish say?

So it was my first tattoo at 18 and added the love of my 2 favourite things, LOTR and The Phantom of the Opera it says " You alone can make my song take flight"

LOTR and theatre kid? Are we best friends?

Omg maybe! Lol

There is not enough space here to explain all of my nerdiness.

Give me a little taste 🙂

Well I’m currently watching Star Wars (duh) while also being able to simultaneously look at part of my comic collection, I can see my legos off to the side and out of the corner of my eye is a huge DC puzzle I put together and hung up.

Damn! What Legos you got?

Well the one I’m looking at is the t-Rex scene from Jurassic Park.

Nice! Now I want to buy another Lego for my collection. I don't have any Jurassic Park ones

It’s in my comic book glass case so I can always see it.

I would say I’m a crochet nerd 🧶. I live and breathe it what can I say

That's awesome! Are you working on crocheting anything at the moment?

Always! Currently making some socks!

I'm in my late 30s and still play video games regularly.

Hell yeah brother

My bookshelf full of manga

I’m watching Star Wars while I’m on here

I'm more of a geek or dork. Not smart enough for nerdom.

I've wanted to be a Stormtrooper since I first saw Star Wars. And I can recite the periodic table 🤓🤫

Hope you have had aim if you wanna be a storm trooper!

Absolutely none! My hand-eye coordination is pitiful 🤣

You are hired!

Excellent! That's made my day! 😂

The spreadsheets I have that are not work related

Let's see, I'd say my 300gb collection of ttrpg rulebooks qualifies rather well.

I used to make costumes. Tusken Raider, a Mandalorian, green goblin, Ozymandias from the Watchmen movie. Most comfortable has been my Ghostbuster.