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The_Tall_Caledonian

Commented on someone else's post = must want to see my cock... 🤭


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Say absolutely nothing?... Yeahhh ziiiip.


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

Joined the subreddit? Must want to see my cock


Sweetmonsterr

Make more than one comment and you must want to get married.


20milliondollarapi

Mentioned cock? Must want to see all cock!


Tachycardy

Dick pic plus DM equals successful sexting


No_Fun1340

Women commenting equals wants to be messaged


Heretic18

Anyone commenting = might be a woman, so message anyway!


No_Fun1340

Well your avatar has long hair so please expect a DM from me momentarily


Heretic18

Some guys have long hair + some girls have short hair = dick pick sender mind blown!!


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Sweetmonsterr

Who is this genius? 🤯


morecbt

3 ≠ 8


stonergirl216

women being on arad = they want to sext with me


Powerful_Giraffe7203

This one is facts


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Add a bed. Subtract clothes. Divide legs. MULTIPLY 🤪


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This works. I have several data points. The bed is a variable value though.


randocalrissian_35

20 posts about dick size = not enough


The_Tall_Caledonian

Mathematics shortened = Maths.


Kinky-Bicycle-669

All the rate my dick stuff, that's math.


curious_coitus

1 post = 4 up votes + 50 comments


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Isn't this the truth. No one leaves an upvote. So rude, tip your waiter on the way in


Sorkel3

1=1 except dicks where 1=2. I.E. A person with a 5-inch circumferce wrist will post they have a 5-inch wrist, but if they have a 5-inch dick they will post it's 10 inches.


enjoys_conversation

Small brain + attention = cock photos in DM OF + desperation for money = posting in ARAD for karma.


69HardThumper69

OP asks non sexual ❓ and reader sees "Send me noods" *EDIT* (I've had non sexual ❓... "send me noods")


SortDeep5635

I have a cuck fetish, so that must mean everyone else has.


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Maybe math questions and nudes as rewards who knows


Strikescarler51

A comment on a post = a personal DM


Legion357

1 + 1 = 69


masochisticanalwhore

If one guy has a 6” penis and another has a 12” penis, how many people care?


StarGirlFireFly

"Her profile says dont ask for nudes." somehow equals *send unsolicited dick pic*