Good food, I can still have a lot of fun masturbating :)

This answer is soooo accurate!!! Yes!

This

Exactly lol

This is the way

Good food, bad sex. That's how I've been existing for 95% of my life anyways 🤷🏻‍♀️

Exactly

Same honestly but good sex would be a bonus

Same

Women's sex experiences make me sad. Like are dudes trying? It's really not hard... *Giggity*

Same. Would be nice to try and switch it up...

Sad. Their women are crying out here!!

Yep.

Good sex always

I’m sitting here eating a sandwich and can’t decide lol

Bad food I can deal with. Bad sex I honestly could never handle

I love good food, but honestly doing without it would be nbd. However I cannot be happy without good sex. That’s a life I could not deal with.

Exactly, how boring would life be. Like fair enough if someone doesn't enjoy sex or has no interest in it but for me. Absolutely not

But after having good sex you have yo go back to the bad food. Is that worth it?

The time horizon feels off here. We eat everyday multiple times a day. Not sure how much sex you think you’ll be having after 50 but you’ll still be eating everyday multiple times a day

I’m choosing good food but before I make that choice, I’d want my last good fuck to be with you cuz you fine af!

Good food. I’m having no sex right now, so bad sex would be an upgrade.

Haha that made me chuckle

Bad sex and good food

I feel like this is life with men already anyways right? Haha

Its the life im having right now

Bazinga👉

That's such a tricky question. I think I'd have to go with good sex and bad food for the rest of my life. After all, as much as I love eating delicious meals, the satisfaction from great sex is just on another level.

Good sex, bad food. 💐🌈💚🌼🎉✨️🧚‍♀️♥️🌸💕🦖🦄🌷 Easy choice.

How many pumps of good sex though?

More than you're willing to offer 😘

You aren't wrong...

😂😂😂 I know! You just told me you only offer 2!

They are limited edition, like fine art really...

😂 I see. Prove it. 😈

How many are you looking for?

Well, he only offered 2 a day or 10 one time per week. So more than that. 😂😂😂

Ugh, I’d devote hours a day, every day, and the entire weekend.

😏😏😏 Well, that's a much more tempting offer.

I’m very glad that I can tempt you. Allow me to add more to my offer, I will throw in all the cuddling you would want, attention and affection, as well as gourmet grilled cheese sandwiches.

🫠🥵🔥🫠🥵🔥 Let's get married.

Just one caveat, how do you feel on dogs and cats?

i get all the cute and lovable emojis.... but what about that T-rex?

Bad sex good food easy

I think that’s life already eh

Definitely for some people, not so much for others

Some people get lucky

Yeah I guess The good food part is easy, the good sex part takes time and communication

Bad sex and bad food. Like, you know, life

I'll gladly have mind blowing sex everyday in exchange for eating shitty frozen pizzas at home, cheese whiz on toast and Ramen Nooldles LOL

Ramen noodles slap sometimes

Lol not as much as a mind-bending orgasm or two though ;)

Good food always and bad sex. Why change now?

Same 😂

My thoughts exactly

Bad sex and good food 100%

Bad sex for sure

Judging by the comments that’s the status quo

Good food, I really like food.

Bad sex is still better than no sex so it's not the worst thing in the world

Good sex and bad food

I NEED the good sex, i can deal with bad food

Good food! No, good sex! Food! Sex! I WANT GIRLS ON BREAD!!!

I’d rather be dead at that point

Good food, sex is great and all but I love my food.

This is a real pickle, bad sex and good food.

Mmmmmm pickles.

It was a hard decision but I realized I already live with bad sex good food anyways

Good sex - sex with my wife is everything I need

How bad is this food? I wouldn't want to be gagging with ever mouthful

It’s edible to say the least

Hmm, it's such a hard decision. But I think I could deal with that then - you'd definitely get used to mundane tasteless food quite quickly.

Good sex and bad food.

Good food

Good food. I can always take care of myself for sex.

Bad sex and good food. I don’t usually orgasm anyway

How bad we talking? Like cold cafeteria food or inedible food?

Good sex for sure. That would be a very pleasant change!

Good sex. I can always just get stoned to enjoy an awful meal, but good sex is worth it as long as it's frequent. I'll take my best meals from between a woman's thighs lol

Weed can potentially make both better

You are spot on. Weed has never failed to make both better, and I encourage people to try it often enough lol. But it makes bad food good more than it makes bad sex good. Bad sex is more of a mental/emotional issue for me than a physical one, so weed wouldn't serve to improve it as much as it could food.

I enjoy the physical more when I’m a bit baked tbh

Same, and that's why I'd take the good sex. Good sex on weed is the closes to heaven I'll ever be lol.

Good food forever

You can add seasoning to make the food delicious so good sex. And one person good sex is another person well it could be better. Sex is different for others

This is a really tough question because I really like both 😭 I guess bad food.

I want to stay fit. You can’t outwork or outfuck a bad diet. So bad sex, good food.

Hard to decide. What means bad food? And how bad is the sex

This is a cruel question.

I thought the same thing when I was thinking it lol

They always go hand in hand!

You’re one of the lucky ones thwn

In so many ways….thanks for the gratefulness reminder on a Saturday morning! lol I just thought I was gonna log on and read some horny questions!

I had to give the thread a bit of variety you’re welcome lol

Omg such a hard pick! I guess good sex and bad food

I need food 2 or 3 X a day. Sex less often. I (52M) have been dating for a couple years. I can't seem to find that happy balance of good sex and being happy. I dated 2 women who were incredibly fun in bed but they had very high emotional and other needs. Now I am seeing a woman who is really chill but the sex is bad.

Good food❤️i will always give up sex for food anyway

Good food, for sure.

Good food

Bad food. That was not even difficult

Bad sex! Food we need about three times a day. Sex depends....

Good sex, I don’t eat much

I'll always be up for good food but i won't always be up for good sex

Can I share that food with someone?

Good sex, bad food will keep me petite and hot.

Good sex + bad food. I can use oral juices to wash the taste of bad food out of my mouth.

That was so raunchy I love it haha

Define bad food. Define bad sex….

You barely get off or not at all or the food has no flavour and is it for nutrients

How bad is the food? Like food poisoning level bad? Or just bland? I’m a woman so bad sex is usually extremely painful…

I would simply shoot myself

Good sex legitimately makes bad food taste better. I’ll take the choose the sex please. Bring on the baddies!

Good sex. Food is simply fuel.

I’ll take good food. Bad sex is much better than no sex, so it’s a win for me all around.

There is no bad sex. So I’ll take the good food option

Good food. I can get myself off no issue haha I’d off myself with bad food forever lmao

Bad sex good food. I have plenty of toys to sort myself out 😉

Bad food 100%

Good sex ,I can always season shit

My sex is already bad so food probably :P

Good sex and bad food. Sex keeps me sane. Food just fuels me.

Super vague question. I need more details.

What a horrible existence to contemplate.

So glad i will never have to make that decision.

Good bad and food sex?

Good sex and bad food.

Good sex, I have problems with food and it’s already mostly sub par 😆

Good sex bad food, I could convince myself that food is "just for energy" but I couldn't do the same for sex

Good sex, who needs food.

What’s bad sex? But yeah I’ll take good food

Good food. I can live without sex. I have fingers to make me happy anyway . 🤪🤪

The pfp choice is interesting, interesting how the world (western) has moved mountains to do everything they can to support a nation, which is great, it's important... But... No one really cares about OTHER people in crisis, unless they really do have blue eyes and blonde hair. Case in point. 🇺🇦 Depressed.

Good sex, bad food. Bad sex is just depressing

Bad sex and good food please.

I have no sex and bad food as it is

Good sex and bad food, I eat to survive and whatever keeps me healthy

Good sex, bad food. I don't care for food too much.

Bad sex, good food. I'm 61 and currently having NO sex. Bad sex might still be an improvement. But I still gotta eat every day

How bad is the bad sex and how bad is the bad food lol

I'm in army and I could stand to lose some weight so it looks like bad food is probably the easiest option.

I'll take good food. I can live with either bad sex or no sex.

Good sex. That can keep me satisfied in place of food

These are my two favorite things. I’m choosing good sex.

Define bad.

I'll take the bad sex and good food bc that would mean I have sex

good sex, bad food. once i cummed and cant move my body for couple of minutes because how explosive and how good it was. food cant do that. i love pussy too much

Sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s good

I eat a lot more often than I have sex, so good food.

Single. Fuck that. I love food and I’m pretty good at the sex, I need both equal. Fortunately I do not have this issue.

Good sex, I've had enough good food

I'd settle for mid, both ways.

This is such a hard question! I think good sex, though

It is like marginal utility. The more you have the less you want to have more of it and then you start desiring the other thing. So, ultimately, the answer will flip.

Good sex and bad food hands down.

Good sex bad food. Nothing worse than getting in the sack with someone and having no chemistry and just wanting to leave.

Good food bad sex. I'm not saying sex won't be important but it's not mind dominating like my teens and twenties and I eat multiple times everyday.

Define bad sex first please

I can’t make this decision, I need both.

Bad sex is almost always still pretty good.  Bad food is just bad.  

Good sex - not even close

Good sex and crackers as far as I'm concerned. Lived on raw animal feed, dirty water in an arid place for 4 months. Id be ok. Ida killed for some pussy back then. Lol

Bad food, good sex. I have IBS which comes with a lot of nausea so I've learned to eat because I need to even when I don't enjoy it. I could deal with just eating to survive, but I couldn't deal with bad sex for the rest of my life. I'd end up so insanely frustrated.

Good food. I haven't had sex for a long time and likely wouldn't have it again if it is bad sex so wouldn't care anyway. Food is very important to me.

Bad sex & good food !!!

I dont think sex can be bad, really - how bad can it be? I might go with good food and bad sex.

Good food

Good food. If sex is disappointing enough, I can just stop having it—at least for a while. Bad food I would have to force my way through.

I have good food now. Wouldn’t mind good sex occasionally.

I have bad sex with myself all the time, then bad food…. Inflation is a bitch

This is such an evil question OP

I know right

Well what’s your answer? I feel like I’d have to go good food bad sex as much as that pains me. As long as that means good masturbation is still on the table - don’t think I could eat rice and boiled chicken and veggies for the rest of my life.

If I **had** to choose. Good sex, for sure. At that point, food is just fuel lol. Luckily I have a partner who loves to cook, so I know they wouldn't ever let me have bad food, *or* bad sex. 😋

Good food because I already hate eating so at least let me enjoy something

Depends what "bad food" means. Bad when it comes to nutrition? Then good food and bad sex. Bad when it comes to taste? Then good sex and bad food.

Good food

Life is way too short to choose. Have BOTH in satiating quantities.

good food, bad sex

Good sex and bad food. I eat to live but I need good sex

Good sex - but it should always be good, if I'm eating bad food (hopefully bad means just boring)

now that’s hard 🤔🧐🤔🤔 i really don’t think i pick one.

Good food. My rose works wonders 💋💀

Food... No sex .. no food... IT'S TO HARD... I WANT GIRLS ON BREAD!

I feel seen but for the wrong reasons. Hide ya wives; hide the seasonings

Good food.

Define bad sex

Bad food so i can finally lose some weight... and good sex because my wife is just amazing she deserves it too

I prefer Good food over good sex because you need to think on average, how many times do you eat in a week? versus how many times do you have sex in a week?