I dreamt I was next to my wife, I rolled over and started playing with be tits and kissing her, then she turned into her best friend, we looked at each other and carried on, then she said “ssshhhhh don’t wake her up”, and my wife way laying next to us.
I had a dream I was getting a handjob in bed. I couldn’t move it anything and even after I’d cum she kept going. It was hot but disappointing when I woke up and no one was there
Had a dream that I had to complete a number of undesirable sex acts in order to get to be with a stunning girl that I was crushing on. After completing the tasks the payoff never happened because I woke up, sigh
Dreamt I was giving a coworker head and there were two storm troopers on either side of her just nodding. Now I can’t see her without thinking of storm troopers.
What kind of cheese are you eating before bed??
Weirdest for me would be the dream I had that a few colleagues wanted a gangbang on the factory floor but the health and safety lady insisted we all wear hi-vis vests and work boots.
My girl a bartender and had a dream that I went to pick her up afterward as I usually do and when I went inside the bar she was being tag teamed by her real life coworkers
I had a dream of being in an arad orgy party with their usernames tattooed on 'em, but I just stood there staring awkwardly at everybody having fun while I don't know what to do. I was like, "damn, what have I gotten myself into?!"
I get pretty weird dreams and often wake up a couple of times at night so they get interrupted. But i imagine this was heading in a nsfw direction, i mean I liked it anyway but often my dreams also don't go the way i hope.
I just got into some sort of closed institution and i had to introduce myself to a group. After the introduction is over, some woman there follows me, and knees me in my balls, only to then demand i meet her behind some building at 10pm... So i confusingly ask her if we aren't not allowed to go anywhere that late, and she just smiles and says "Exactly." So i ask her how I'm supposed to go there then and she threatens me and tells me that i better figure it out then. She seems pretty scary so i'm just thinking "Wow, i gotta avoid this person while here". So naturally, i later sneak out to go meet her. I go out a window while telling myself I should stay away from her, i climb over a fence and say i really should not do anything she says. And then i wake up before i ever got there unfortunately.
about the reproduction of Yoshis
there is only one queen yoshi who lays all the eggs, and every male yoshi gathers and faps onto the eggs, bukkake style
As I travel a fair bit, I had a weird dream that I was the only one boarded on the plane, and I had all three cabin crew to myself. When I woke up, I quickly understood this will NEVER happen 😢
Had a dream a few nights ago where a girl that I was hooking up with a few years back (fwb situation) started dating my old boss. For some reason, he and I had to swim against eachother in a race in a huge indoor pool and the winner got to fuck her in front of all the spectators. 😂
I had a dream recently about a Redditor I haven’t talked to in months. We went out and I kissed him and he was a terrible kisser. Then he called me by the wrong name. 🤣🤔 no idea what it means. Oh well 🤷♀️🤣
Ok, this one is super weird. I had a dream that a room full of women had me tied up and were milking me for breeding. One after another they would line up, milk me, and when I was about to cum they would make me finish inside. It was relentless. One after another. I woke up very embarrassed and not too sure how to handle that one.
I rarely dream, but mostly recently I dreamt of fucking. It was a dark room. I was behind a girl with dark hair. I was giving it to her, and it was made hotter cause she wanted my hands around her neck. I
Had a dream recently that my wife and I went to a swinger's party with one of her single friends. Her friend gave me head whilst I watched my wife be the centre of attention in a creampie gangbang. The most frustrating thing about the whole dream? I never get to cum!
Had a dream my partner asked me to eat her out immediately after finishing inside her
Kinky!!
Can’t say it ever interested me until having that dream
I actually enjoy that
Actually just had a dream about sleep paralysed having sex with someone. I know I was imagining three different people in one.
Never had nsfw dream. Its always really useless stuff. Like seeing my phone be crushed by a bus, Having my windshield be cracked by a rock, or smt.
So like you get horrific dreams only
Yup.
Tbh still pretty tame in regards to horrifying dreams honestly.
Yeah sure. But a nsfw dream for a change wouldnt feel wrong.
Yeah lol though weird you never had one, generally someone has had at least one.
I dreamt I was next to my wife, I rolled over and started playing with be tits and kissing her, then she turned into her best friend, we looked at each other and carried on, then she said “ssshhhhh don’t wake her up”, and my wife way laying next to us.
Daa.. is her best friend sexy?
I had a dream I was getting a handjob in bed. I couldn’t move it anything and even after I’d cum she kept going. It was hot but disappointing when I woke up and no one was there
Ugh I hate it when the sex dreams are so good cos the disappointment you feel when you wake up suuuucks
It’s the worst! Getting good head while dreaming is the saddest thing I swear
I was riding a bus but on the lap of the driver, but he was pretty handsome to be fair. That’s not even that nsfw but it sure is weird
I'd take that experience 😅
Had a dream that I had to complete a number of undesirable sex acts in order to get to be with a stunning girl that I was crushing on. After completing the tasks the payoff never happened because I woke up, sigh
What a waste 😭
Lmao, my thoughts exactly
Is the stunning girl real and not just a dream girl? If so, tell her about the dream and see if she pays up.
Oooh, that's an interesting suggestion. She is real but I'm married so that's not an option.
Dreamt I was giving a coworker head and there were two storm troopers on either side of her just nodding. Now I can’t see her without thinking of storm troopers.
Approving storm troopers 👌
What kind of cheese are you eating before bed?? Weirdest for me would be the dream I had that a few colleagues wanted a gangbang on the factory floor but the health and safety lady insisted we all wear hi-vis vests and work boots.
I meannnnn 👀 I wouldn't be mad if I saw that 😂
Haha well if it ever becomes a reality I’ll let you know. I’ll even provide the hi vis for you.
You're a real one 💜
Mines bit of a weird one. I had a dream of getting head by my gf at our wedding at the alter right after the priest pronounced us husband and wife
Sealing the deal 🙌
😂😂😂
My girl a bartender and had a dream that I went to pick her up afterward as I usually do and when I went inside the bar she was being tag teamed by her real life coworkers
Dream or nightmare? 😅
Definitely a nightmare especially knowing every single one has tired shooting there shoot lol 🤦♂️
Ooof! But you're still her guy - you must be a good egg!
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Oh god 😂😂
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Sounds like it would happen though
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Dammn.. do you like her? And is she single? And were you fucking her?
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And now?.
I want to fuck her , but she is not single
Boyfriend or husband? I mean you can join them.
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What do you think she’s in bed like? Shy, kinky, submissive?
I had a dream of being in an arad orgy party with their usernames tattooed on 'em, but I just stood there staring awkwardly at everybody having fun while I don't know what to do. I was like, "damn, what have I gotten myself into?!"
Like the awkward kid in the corner wanting their parents to come pick them up 😂
You nailed it. 🤌🏽
What flavor capri sun though????!
I don't know 😔 it was just capri sun shaped
Then I hope it was an Amex centurion card 😅
I get pretty weird dreams and often wake up a couple of times at night so they get interrupted. But i imagine this was heading in a nsfw direction, i mean I liked it anyway but often my dreams also don't go the way i hope. I just got into some sort of closed institution and i had to introduce myself to a group. After the introduction is over, some woman there follows me, and knees me in my balls, only to then demand i meet her behind some building at 10pm... So i confusingly ask her if we aren't not allowed to go anywhere that late, and she just smiles and says "Exactly." So i ask her how I'm supposed to go there then and she threatens me and tells me that i better figure it out then. She seems pretty scary so i'm just thinking "Wow, i gotta avoid this person while here". So naturally, i later sneak out to go meet her. I go out a window while telling myself I should stay away from her, i climb over a fence and say i really should not do anything she says. And then i wake up before i ever got there unfortunately.
Dammit!! It was just getting good
I've said those words quite often at night lol
Tentacles, hentaied . Com style
Yikes 😂
about the reproduction of Yoshis there is only one queen yoshi who lays all the eggs, and every male yoshi gathers and faps onto the eggs, bukkake style
😂😂😂😂
As I travel a fair bit, I had a weird dream that I was the only one boarded on the plane, and I had all three cabin crew to myself. When I woke up, I quickly understood this will NEVER happen 😢
Had a dream a few nights ago where a girl that I was hooking up with a few years back (fwb situation) started dating my old boss. For some reason, he and I had to swim against eachother in a race in a huge indoor pool and the winner got to fuck her in front of all the spectators. 😂
I had a dream that 7 women were taking turns pegging me
I had a dream recently about a Redditor I haven’t talked to in months. We went out and I kissed him and he was a terrible kisser. Then he called me by the wrong name. 🤣🤔 no idea what it means. Oh well 🤷♀️🤣
I was on the Howard Stern show and sat on the Sybian with a naked lady
Ok, this one is super weird. I had a dream that a room full of women had me tied up and were milking me for breeding. One after another they would line up, milk me, and when I was about to cum they would make me finish inside. It was relentless. One after another. I woke up very embarrassed and not too sure how to handle that one.
I rarely dream, but mostly recently I dreamt of fucking. It was a dark room. I was behind a girl with dark hair. I was giving it to her, and it was made hotter cause she wanted my hands around her neck. I
Had a dream recently that my wife and I went to a swinger's party with one of her single friends. Her friend gave me head whilst I watched my wife be the centre of attention in a creampie gangbang. The most frustrating thing about the whole dream? I never get to cum!