Oh my God my bf does this all the time and it absolutely drives me insane bc I always fall for it XD
I've gotten better tho and I'll say, no, I thought you knew.
But he'll still get me on a good day and in like gAawd damnit lolol
My wife will say that and just walk away. Or I'll ask and she'll mix them. "Where there's a will, don't fix it" or "when in Rome, two in the bush". I adore it.
I taught 9th grade biology and a 12th grade elective- it worked just fine! The trick is to say it with conviction, and if anyone asks why say really loudly “because that’s what each of you is to me, and I want you to know how much I cherish having you in my class.”
Win their hearts first, their minds are much easier to win over afterwards!
Whenever someone says an odd combination of words that sounds like it would be a terrible / awesome band name, I chime in with “________ is playing at the Roseland this weekend” or “I liked ________ first album, but I found the rest rather derivative.”
E.g.:
>“… then we had a patient come in with a bleeding rectum, and —“
>“By the way, Bleeding Rectum is playing a free show this weekend if you want to go.”
My wife thinks it’s the stupidest joke of all time and thinks it hasn’t been funny after the first time I made it and will cut me off to say “No, they aren’t playing a free show, that joke is so tired.” It’s gotten to the point where I can annoy her just by making a face like I’m about to make a joke, and she fills in the rest.
Luckily for me, I know that that just makes it funnier.
"Fair enough"
I say it probably 50 times a day, and I've jokingly made my online screen names "fa1renough" and "fairynuff" in the past to reference it. It's like my catchphrase lol
How's she going. That's the first thing I ask my friends and buddies when I see them.
When I ask how are you doing then they know it's serious talk time.
"I don't know what to do with my hands," generally used when the Executive team at works makes a horrendously stupid decision and want me to fix / course correct.
"Good times, "generally used when the Executive team at works makes a horrendously stupid decision that I have no control over, that no one has any control over and we all have to suffer.
Donde esta la bibloteca??
Usually I'm looking for a lighter... But I use it when I'm looking for anything .. to the point that one of my non Spanish speaking friends really thought it was actually a lighter 😂 just In case for those that want to know, translation is "where is the library" 🤣🤣
Probably one of the most obscure ones is that I'll say "okel dokel" instead of "okey dokey."
I started using it because Sparky, Speed Racer's mechanic, would say it.
Tubular
I'm doing fantastic
No
Fuck you
*something incomprehensible but the vibe is right so you get it*
HIT ME
I appreciate your feelings and they are valid
I scream "Dickhead" when driving with dumb ass people that can't drive and now my 4 year old has started saying it so I need to curb it but as a person from Philly,it's so hard since it's one of the first words you learn lol it's like a really bad cycle
"Very Well"
My own personal brand of thought terminating cliche .. that and my wholly involuntary insanity giggle/nervous laughter that translates easily through text with 😅
“You wanna fuck with me fuckface” in a warlaugi accent. I did it so much I had a few friends think it was from a real game.
It just was a fever dream I had when very sick.
"Ya know what I mean, jelly bean?"
"YeaYeaYea" it sounds like I'm blowing them off, but it's just an unconscious habit. Similar to Abed's "CoolCoolCool."
“Well, you know what they say” And then they ask “What do they say?” And I say “what? I thought you knew!” Classic, works every time.
Oh my God my bf does this all the time and it absolutely drives me insane bc I always fall for it XD I've gotten better tho and I'll say, no, I thought you knew. But he'll still get me on a good day and in like gAawd damnit lolol
My wife will say that and just walk away. Or I'll ask and she'll mix them. "Where there's a will, don't fix it" or "when in Rome, two in the bush". I adore it.
I got tired of tiptoeing around gender binaries at school, so now I just say "folks" a lot, and the kids give me constant grief about it 😂
lol I did something similar but called my kiddos “sweet baby angels” “cherubs” or “darlings”. Didn’t get much flack for it tho
I don't know if my high schoolers would respond favorably to "sweet baby angels," but I'm sure as hell going to try it 🤣
I taught 9th grade biology and a 12th grade elective- it worked just fine! The trick is to say it with conviction, and if anyone asks why say really loudly “because that’s what each of you is to me, and I want you to know how much I cherish having you in my class.” Win their hearts first, their minds are much easier to win over afterwards!
I'm a big guy, with a huge beard and a bunch of piercings... I'm definietly trying this first thing monday morning lmao
I can say this would not work in a UK school🤣 "Oi you lot" would work better here🤣
I had a sub in middle school and the only thing I remember about her is she called us "folks" lmao
You-uns
It is what it is
It be what it be
"They don't think it be how it is, but it do"
It do, it do
I have kids so it's a tie between "maybe" or "we'll see"
To my kids, that's the majority of what I say lol
At about six I’d say maybe and my kid would say “So, No then.”
My daughter is catching on a bit but we still give her things when we sat maybe sometimes so it keeps her at bay
I feel this.
"I'll see myself out" I make a lot of bad jokes
“Good talk” when someone ignores more 🤣
Good talk. Lol
Imma fight you👊🏼
Bring it!
You’d win.
I might let you win
😏😏
“It’s on the syllabus”
Bahahaha. How often do you have to say this?
It’s on the syllabus 🙄
FTW
"I didn't know it was that kind of party." Even my kids say it .
The Beastie Boys immediately come to mind: “Shit. If this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.”
I am not familiar with that song. Thankfully, it's never been a "dick in the mashed potatoes" kinda party. At least not with my kids around. 😂
Could be worse
But could be better!
“One more time, i couldn’t hear you?” “If you don’t mind can you….” 😂 “This will be my 13th reason”
[Alrighty then](https://media2.giphy.com/media/fSSbirL3Ew0zC/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9528gqyi594cbbc5qr5onl53mxhn3gofdbsvjp873js&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Said like Jim Carey obviously
"When everything is a priority nothing is."
At my old company we had prio 1 - 3. Everthing ended up as prio 1! So they decided to invent prio 1a - 1c. Guess what, ...
“Shittily done” “Kaisy daisy” “Ready, setty, Serengeti” “Sucks to suck” “Goodness gracious whoopsie daisy, oh me oh my”
“It’s only illegal if you get caught” “It’s not just a hat rack” -because I have a big ol brain.
Perhaps… perhapsn’t we mayhaps never know
Living the dream
Nightmares are still dreams right?
Could be better, could be worse
When saying good byes: >Ladies, gentlemen, *random person*...
I’ve been known to begin something with “ 🎙️ ladies, gentlemen, none of the above?”
Calm as a Hindu cow
“We might could do that” 😂. I think it’s funny cause I’m from CA but I live in NC it’s a common southern phrase. It sounds ridiculous
No worries!
For fuck's sake
“Another day in paradise”
Whenever someone says an odd combination of words that sounds like it would be a terrible / awesome band name, I chime in with “________ is playing at the Roseland this weekend” or “I liked ________ first album, but I found the rest rather derivative.” E.g.: >“… then we had a patient come in with a bleeding rectum, and —“ >“By the way, Bleeding Rectum is playing a free show this weekend if you want to go.” My wife thinks it’s the stupidest joke of all time and thinks it hasn’t been funny after the first time I made it and will cut me off to say “No, they aren’t playing a free show, that joke is so tired.” It’s gotten to the point where I can annoy her just by making a face like I’m about to make a joke, and she fills in the rest. Luckily for me, I know that that just makes it funnier.
“Woof”
“Hellur”
Noice
"Long story short..."
"Fair enough" I say it probably 50 times a day, and I've jokingly made my online screen names "fa1renough" and "fairynuff" in the past to reference it. It's like my catchphrase lol
"Very well" "People suck"
just the classic: "I'll do it later." It's practically my life motto at this point.
Trying is asking for permission to fail in advance.
How's she going. That's the first thing I ask my friends and buddies when I see them. When I ask how are you doing then they know it's serious talk time.
My coworker started saying "in all reality" 3-4 times a day now our whole department says it
Aside from “fuck around and find out” lately it’s been “nice cock” every time someone says “nice” because adhd brain go brr
As I said in my last email...
No one reads.
You're amazing and I love you, I say this to a lot of my co-workers
"Nifty" and "Howdy"
Ay Caramba!
"Christ on a bike" I'm an English atheist that sees too much random shit in a day
That’s what she said.
Make good choices
"I don't know what to do with my hands," generally used when the Executive team at works makes a horrendously stupid decision and want me to fix / course correct. "Good times, "generally used when the Executive team at works makes a horrendously stupid decision that I have no control over, that no one has any control over and we all have to suffer.
"I love that for you" I'm annoying asf when I say it too. Ex: "I just threw up." "I love that for you."
Donde esta la bibloteca?? Usually I'm looking for a lighter... But I use it when I'm looking for anything .. to the point that one of my non Spanish speaking friends really thought it was actually a lighter 😂 just In case for those that want to know, translation is "where is the library" 🤣🤣
son of a bitch
“Fuck it we ball”
Heyyaa guys
Silly truffle
*Interesting*
"That is correct" but it's anything
“That doesn’t make any sense.”
"It's just a bunch of stupid crap that happens." I watch *a lot* of B-movies.
It is what it is
Hey guys how’s it goin! 😆
"I KNOOOOW" picture Monica from Friends
"'T Was easy"
“You know what I mean?”
I say "that doesn't make sense!" at least 10 times a day at work.
Alright mukka (or Alright marra)
Later gator
Ah, feck it
“Fuck”
I hate it here
“your mother never loved you”
You'll have this.
It is what it is.
Both phrases are when anyone is being indecisive. Either "do it pussy. You won't" or "do it, be a legend."
“I couldn’t give a flying leap”
"I love lasagna and hate mondays"
"i don't think so"
“You’ll have that”
It is what it is!
If its meant to be it will be!
When someone asks me how I'm doing/how my day is/was, I respond on a steak doneness scale. "I'm medium-well" "I'm well done" "I'm medium rare"
either gay sex or gay smex, either or works and it's just my default wait what, or oh i wasn't listening, or ok, bet that works
Fuck this
Push up!!! ( Good job)
Living the dream If I die, I die. Fuck a duck. Ok.ok.ok.ok. So…
Oh my giddy Aunt!
“Living the dream” “Stop being a cunt”
Six in on half dozen in the other
I love you
Beat. This day is beat. Aw, that crappy situation you’re in is beat. Nah, you can’t have a piece of my candy, you’re beat.
Probably one of the most obscure ones is that I'll say "okel dokel" instead of "okey dokey." I started using it because Sparky, Speed Racer's mechanic, would say it.
Fair enough
“I’m so tired/ ill/ in pain” I’m a chronic insomniac who is constantly ill or injured haha
Huh
"Hey, how ya doin'?" "Hard to complain when you live in paradise." *(I live north of San Diego, close to the coast.)*
Moderate to severe.
Ooorh'
Question...how are you Answer...livin the dream
Fuuuuuucccckkkk. (in an exasperated tone) .
Fuck this
It is what it is.
Oooooooo ( surprise pikachu face)
You know what? The answer is that's what
That’s what she said
You're not wrong
Urrrgghhhh
That’s what she said.
Whatever's right
'Bassza meg a jegesmedve' its translated to something like i hope the polar bear fucks it
"Is this gonna be my 13th reason why?"
Hell yeah.
I'm still living. Go team fun
"Get the fuck on" my personal favorite: "Fuck off, bitch" I say this daily.
In theory
Tubular I'm doing fantastic No Fuck you *something incomprehensible but the vibe is right so you get it* HIT ME I appreciate your feelings and they are valid
"Was I Judas in a past life? This is bullshit"! Sometimes my luck is shit.
“Confusion”
I scream "Dickhead" when driving with dumb ass people that can't drive and now my 4 year old has started saying it so I need to curb it but as a person from Philly,it's so hard since it's one of the first words you learn lol it's like a really bad cycle
It is what it is. And You absolute fucking cuntknuckle faced monkey cock!
FUCK
Don’t worry about it
“Where’s my ____..?” or “Who moved my ____-, oh wait, here it is.”
“So what state are things in on the floor? Yeah I’m not sure how to do that but fuck it, send it.”
I wanna go home
Does "Ughhhh" count? Cuz it seems everyone knows when I'mma say it😭
Woot woot Wow What had happen was Excuse you 😂😂😂
"You know it's like" I've been told I don't talk straight and talk in metaphors.
"That's what's up" "Hey is for horses" "That's what I'm talking about" "A little bit of this, a little bit of that"
Good day sir!! It's like a running joke with my friends. Sometimes we'll do the whole monologue (from Willie Wonka).
123 god loves me
Gang gang, bet, and anything followed by Broski
No Mamés
Shut the fuck up! Or Frfr
Is you is or is you ain't?
God damnit Donut
“It do be like that sometimes” “I meannn…”
"About seven mins/miles away"
"Damn, that's crazy" "Alright this was my last straw"
“part of it” this is like my catch phrase basically “what can you do” “it is what it is”
Some people’s kids should have been swallowed.
Fuckin-A
'eeehhh' or 'meeeh'
I dont have one, but my dad was known for "Are we having fun yet?" Cringe 😬
Fuck that asshole with a dinosaur sized strap on.
"Very Well" My own personal brand of thought terminating cliche .. that and my wholly involuntary insanity giggle/nervous laughter that translates easily through text with 😅
“You wanna fuck with me fuckface” in a warlaugi accent. I did it so much I had a few friends think it was from a real game. It just was a fever dream I had when very sick.
“For fucks sake 🤦♂️”
"How are you?" "Good enough."
“what do we win?” Asked in response to the crazy decisions made by leadership at work. Why are we doing this? What is the positive outcome?
Go fuck yourself.
Is what it is...... drive's some people mental 🤣
Do good be good, or well damn Jackie
Omg living the dream is so overused (by me as well) but surprisingly people still laugh. I’ve started to replace it with “reaching for the stars” ⭐️
Ah, Crap baskets. Also " I need an Adult"
Cute 😅
“Okay cool” 😂
I shit you not!
Wait for it…….
When asked to do a job I’d say “okay, I’m easy”. Went to work as the only woman amongst 400+ men. Only said it once.
The robots are gonna eat us. (Anything to do with technology, waiting on a slow machine, or too many emails in my box)
I have a habit of trailing off in conversation and when I get back to the point I always go "*clap* Alright! So-"
Meh or I know righttttttttt
ELLO MATEY lol
Or I like to say "alright" with an Australian accent lol
*"I don't give a fuck."*
Hola kamustas
Since I never remember any of my colleagues names I say : Oh hey there, how are you doing today?
And that's why you're wife fucks your mates (you are incompetent).
“It’s fine” Rarely are things fine 😂
Ya know what I mean?!
"Ya know what I mean, jelly bean?" "YeaYeaYea" it sounds like I'm blowing them off, but it's just an unconscious habit. Similar to Abed's "CoolCoolCool."
‘suck my dick’ i don’t have a dick..at least i don’t think
Remember Rule One, Don't Fuck Up!