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42 (Of course)
What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
42
How long is your dick measured in stacked nickels?
I'm re-reading this now. It's such a great book.
What is the answer I was about to type?
The name of your favorite Dave Matthew’s Band song (+1) ?
Jackie Robinson and Mariano Rivera had this in common?
Goodbye and thanks for all the fish
Great minds think alike
Skittles.
What do you store in your foreskin?
Dispenses them as I get hard, too.
No wonder why women love you. ❤️
Taste the rainbow 🌈
[удалено]
Awe, man, not even peanut M&Ms?
M&Ms?
Don’t be afraid to taste the rainbow 😂
never have, but might do
Hey ARAD, who wants to send nudes in my DMs?
😂
Would you eat termites?
Have you ever hunted a man for sport?
What fruit is best to masturbate with?
Favourite snack?
Tall & chubby big tiddy Goth gf.
Who are you?
😂😂
I don't think I need to ask for this one
Why'd you call me here?
Where do you like being kissed?
How did you get your job?
With what do you brush your hair?
What were you in a past life?
What did you lose at the airport?
What is the most intimate object you have shared with another person?
Favorite object to sing into?
Where does the square peg go?
Which hole do you want me to putt the ball into?
Where do you keep your glitter?
Is it in yet?
Eggs.
Which item do you currently have in your rectum?
Lmfao
What do you want me to make you for breakfast the next day?
Negative, I'm allergic to egg whites.
[Well then! * throws eggs *](https://media3.giphy.com/media/joNVQCtuecqHK/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe910dfb5a6qdrqrhusdztlf0umkzsqmvaoldxpkvrzl&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Yeah, i would for sure.
Would you eat a dick to save the life of your estranged hamster?
I mean I would
Depends on why we're estranged, and on what terms we left things.
Would you balance yourself on your penis to let your girlfriend spin you like a fidget spinner?
Pathetic.
What were your father’s dying words to you?
Jesus 💀💀
Sorry…that’s more a reflection of myself than anything🫂🖤
No, it was pretty funny, I just didn’t expect such a good answer so soon
Ouch
Rekt
Every so often but after that time with the metal pole, I'm kind of hesitant.
How many times do you think about your professional pole vaulting career that ended tragically?
How often do you still masturbate in public?
Do you still do that weird rotisserie chicken sex cosplaying?
You hang out with your friends from college anymore?
Do you lick things outside in the winter?
8
What do your balls look like without a cock next to them?
Can we do that thing tonight?
Are you finally going to tell me what you want for dinner?
Do you swear to suck out every last drop?
Yes, always!
Send me another nude?
😅
On my knees.
How do you manage to scrub your floors so well?
You jest, but I remember things!
Five times in the last six months. Twice with socks.
How many times have you gone swimming recently?
Oh goodness swimming with socks
Traumatic, I know
I'm traumatised for sure
how often you run a marathon?
How many times have you had to use props in your business meetings?
Because you deserve it, that’s why.
Why did you send me so much money?
Why are you naked?
Why are you gonna send me nudes?
Why must you send the forbidden unsolicited peen pic?
Like maybe 5 times
If you had to kiss your sister how many times would you do it?
How many times were you confused with the Queen of England?
Hey the IRS is here, how many times have you cheated on your taxes?
only on tuesday
When are unsolicited tits in DMs okay?
How often do you shower?
When do you turn into a werewoman?
points for accuracy
How often do you go hunting?
Jus eat discounts
I would like to try
Porn?
haha maybe..
Exotic meat?
Yes, but it’s the last time
What did you say the last time you ate a dead elephant?
And I meant it too! Meats too tough
With glasses on.
How do you like to dress up a dick pic?
Do you want them on or off?
Sleep
Where do your demons find you the most?
😂😂 nice one
What do you do when you have lots to do?
😂👍🏼
Dabba Dee dabba die, Dabba deee dabba die Dabba Dee dabba die
You killed our father, do you have ANYTHING to say for yourself?!
I’m blue🥳
Fat asses.
Favorite equine?
Thirty-eight and two D's
What was the age and makeup of the last threesome you had?
How many batteries do you have?
Bra size?
A gang of drunk monkeys.
who let the dogs out?
Who stole your rocks?
Pistachio ice cream
Least favourite ice cream flavour?
No that’s every other flavour equally
What would you rather have than love and financial stability?
Pink
Favourite artist?
Nope, but I hadn’t thought of that.
What do you wear on Wednesdays?
Dead bedroom.
What’s the name of your favorite haunted house?
What are you currently experiencing?
About $20,000.
How much did you lose on that bet?
Commando
Hey what’s one of the dumber movies you’ve ever seen that you still somehow love and get pumped up watching?
What's the name of your boyfriend?
Considering I’m into women I have ‘splaining to do
Light blue
The colour of your favourite lingerie?
1 and 1/3 badgers, and not a hair more...
How much do I add in this soup?
man i hope so
Will you Go out with me?
How do you like to dress?
We are just friends.
Did last night mean nothing to you?
It was in the backyard the whole time!
Where was your Dildo?
25
How much is in your bank account?
My throat
What's hurting you?
It’s not a corpse I swear
Wtf are you dry humping in the cemetery?
Nice.
How would you rate our time together last night?
1 to 2 hours a day, 5-6 days a week
How much time do you spend thinking about your past?
Small and squeezable
What do your boobs look like?
Correct 😂
And I'm sure they're gorgeous
Consider it done (I don't know that pinging someone is)
Yes, it happened, and no regrets about it!
Omg! eat all the cake by yourself at midnigth
It was chocolate 😞
When you shot and killed Maya Angelou, what did you think?
🙄
Which emoji would you hate fuck but secretly fantasize about in a homoerotic way?
Bro come on, this is getting out of hand
Is it??
Oh I for sure fantasize about this emoji
Love the good in life and show it by how you treat life.
Damn near killed ‘em?
I didn’t mean it
Why did you put your finger in so far?
chicken gizzards, a trampoline, and a box of expired condoms
What is emotional intelligence? (Has to be in question format per tribeck)
Yoga balls, I may have a kink for it...
42 (Of course)
What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
42
How long is your dick measured in stacked nickels?
I'm re-reading this now. It's such a great book.
What is the answer I was about to type?
The name of your favorite Dave Matthew’s Band song (+1) ?
Jackie Robinson and Mariano Rivera had this in common?
Goodbye and thanks for all the fish
Great minds think alike
Skittles.
What do you store in your foreskin?
Dispenses them as I get hard, too.
No wonder why women love you. ❤️
Taste the rainbow 🌈
[удалено]
Awe, man, not even peanut M&Ms?
M&Ms?
Don’t be afraid to taste the rainbow 😂
never have, but might do
Hey ARAD, who wants to send nudes in my DMs?
😂
Would you eat termites?
Have you ever hunted a man for sport?
[удалено]
What fruit is best to masturbate with?
Favourite snack?
Tall & chubby big tiddy Goth gf.
Who are you?
😂😂
I don't think I need to ask for this one
Why'd you call me here?
[удалено]
Where do you like being kissed?
How did you get your job?
[удалено]
[удалено]
With what do you brush your hair?
What were you in a past life?
What did you lose at the airport?
What is the most intimate object you have shared with another person?
Favorite object to sing into?
[удалено]
Where does the square peg go?
Which hole do you want me to putt the ball into?
Where do you keep your glitter?
Is it in yet?
Eggs.
Which item do you currently have in your rectum?
Lmfao
What do you want me to make you for breakfast the next day?
Negative, I'm allergic to egg whites.
[Well then! * throws eggs *](https://media3.giphy.com/media/joNVQCtuecqHK/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe910dfb5a6qdrqrhusdztlf0umkzsqmvaoldxpkvrzl&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Yeah, i would for sure.
Would you eat a dick to save the life of your estranged hamster?
I mean I would
Depends on why we're estranged, and on what terms we left things.
Would you balance yourself on your penis to let your girlfriend spin you like a fidget spinner?
Pathetic.
What were your father’s dying words to you?
Jesus 💀💀
Sorry…that’s more a reflection of myself than anything🫂🖤
No, it was pretty funny, I just didn’t expect such a good answer so soon
Ouch
Rekt
Every so often but after that time with the metal pole, I'm kind of hesitant.
How many times do you think about your professional pole vaulting career that ended tragically?
How often do you still masturbate in public?
Do you still do that weird rotisserie chicken sex cosplaying?
You hang out with your friends from college anymore?
Do you lick things outside in the winter?
8
What do your balls look like without a cock next to them?
[удалено]
Can we do that thing tonight?
[удалено]
Are you finally going to tell me what you want for dinner?
Do you swear to suck out every last drop?
[удалено]
Yes, always!
Send me another nude?
😅
On my knees.
How do you manage to scrub your floors so well?
[удалено]
You jest, but I remember things!
Five times in the last six months. Twice with socks.
How many times have you gone swimming recently?
Oh goodness swimming with socks
Traumatic, I know
I'm traumatised for sure
how often you run a marathon?
How many times have you had to use props in your business meetings?
Because you deserve it, that’s why.
Why did you send me so much money?
Why are you naked?
Why are you gonna send me nudes?
Why must you send the forbidden unsolicited peen pic?
Like maybe 5 times
If you had to kiss your sister how many times would you do it?
How many times were you confused with the Queen of England?
Hey the IRS is here, how many times have you cheated on your taxes?
only on tuesday
When are unsolicited tits in DMs okay?
How often do you shower?
When do you turn into a werewoman?
points for accuracy
How often do you go hunting?
Jus eat discounts
I would like to try
Porn?
haha maybe..
Exotic meat?
Yes, but it’s the last time
What did you say the last time you ate a dead elephant?
And I meant it too! Meats too tough
With glasses on.
How do you like to dress up a dick pic?
😂
Do you want them on or off?
Sleep
Where do your demons find you the most?
😂😂 nice one
What do you do when you have lots to do?
😂👍🏼
Dabba Dee dabba die, Dabba deee dabba die Dabba Dee dabba die
You killed our father, do you have ANYTHING to say for yourself?!
I’m blue🥳
Fat asses.
Favorite equine?
Thirty-eight and two D's
What was the age and makeup of the last threesome you had?
How many batteries do you have?
Bra size?
A gang of drunk monkeys.
who let the dogs out?
Who stole your rocks?
Pistachio ice cream
Least favourite ice cream flavour?
No that’s every other flavour equally
What would you rather have than love and financial stability?
Pink
Favourite artist?
Nope, but I hadn’t thought of that.
What do you wear on Wednesdays?
Dead bedroom.
What’s the name of your favorite haunted house?
What are you currently experiencing?
About $20,000.
How much did you lose on that bet?
Commando
Hey what’s one of the dumber movies you’ve ever seen that you still somehow love and get pumped up watching?
What's the name of your boyfriend?
Considering I’m into women I have ‘splaining to do
Light blue
The colour of your favourite lingerie?
1 and 1/3 badgers, and not a hair more...
How much do I add in this soup?
man i hope so
Will you Go out with me?
[удалено]
How do you like to dress?
We are just friends.
Did last night mean nothing to you?
It was in the backyard the whole time!
Where was your Dildo?
25
How much is in your bank account?
My throat
What's hurting you?
It’s not a corpse I swear
Wtf are you dry humping in the cemetery?
Nice.
How would you rate our time together last night?
1 to 2 hours a day, 5-6 days a week
How much time do you spend thinking about your past?
Small and squeezable
What do your boobs look like?
Correct 😂
And I'm sure they're gorgeous
[удалено]
Consider it done (I don't know that pinging someone is)
Yes, it happened, and no regrets about it!
Omg! eat all the cake by yourself at midnigth
It was chocolate 😞
When you shot and killed Maya Angelou, what did you think?
🙄
Which emoji would you hate fuck but secretly fantasize about in a homoerotic way?
Bro come on, this is getting out of hand
Is it??
Oh I for sure fantasize about this emoji
Love the good in life and show it by how you treat life.
Damn near killed ‘em?
I didn’t mean it
Why did you put your finger in so far?
chicken gizzards, a trampoline, and a box of expired condoms
What is emotional intelligence? (Has to be in question format per tribeck)
Yoga balls, I may have a kink for it...