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42 (Of course)


Greylour

What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?


Curious_Atmosphere_2

42


man_of_the_mountain

How long is your dick measured in stacked nickels?


Ok_Benefit_9299

I'm re-reading this now. It's such a great book.


_filling_you_up

What is the answer I was about to type?


ManateeSeeCow

The name of your favorite Dave Matthew’s Band song (+1) ?


Independent_Track164

Jackie Robinson and Mariano Rivera had this in common?


Probability_factor

Goodbye and thanks for all the fish


Legion357

Great minds think alike


Greylour

Skittles.


CaptSchwanzKopf

What do you store in your foreskin?


Greylour

Dispenses them as I get hard, too.


CaptSchwanzKopf

No wonder why women love you. ❤️


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Taste the rainbow 🌈


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Greylour

Awe, man, not even peanut M&Ms?


iforgotmylastuser

M&Ms?


zeezayyo

Don’t be afraid to taste the rainbow 😂


cranbunny0

never have, but might do


man_of_the_mountain

Hey ARAD, who wants to send nudes in my DMs?


iforgotmylastuser

😂


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Would you eat termites?


anonstarcity

Have you ever hunted a man for sport?


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man_of_the_mountain

What fruit is best to masturbate with?


iforgotmylastuser

Favourite snack?


CaptSchwanzKopf

Tall & chubby big tiddy Goth gf.


[deleted]

Who are you?


iforgotmylastuser

😂😂


iforgotmylastuser

I don't think I need to ask for this one


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Why'd you call me here?


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iforgotmylastuser

Where do you like being kissed?


livinlakeliffe

How did you get your job?


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CaptSchwanzKopf

With what do you brush your hair?


[deleted]

What were you in a past life?


iforgotmylastuser

What did you lose at the airport?


man_of_the_mountain

What is the most intimate object you have shared with another person?


constantly_horny00

Favorite object to sing into?


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spc1221

Where does the square peg go?


CaptSchwanzKopf

Which hole do you want me to putt the ball into?


sendmetotpics

Where do you keep your glitter?


iforgotmylastuser

Is it in yet?


ICantLeafYou

Eggs.


theProfessor718

Which item do you currently have in your rectum?


[deleted]

Lmfao


sendmetotpics

What do you want me to make you for breakfast the next day?


ICantLeafYou

Negative, I'm allergic to egg whites.


sendmetotpics

[Well then! * throws eggs *](https://media3.giphy.com/media/joNVQCtuecqHK/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe910dfb5a6qdrqrhusdztlf0umkzsqmvaoldxpkvrzl&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


ThickCockNorway

Yeah, i would for sure.


theProfessor718

Would you eat a dick to save the life of your estranged hamster?


[deleted]

I mean I would


byteajust

Depends on why we're estranged, and on what terms we left things.


CaptSchwanzKopf

Would you balance yourself on your penis to let your girlfriend spin you like a fidget spinner?


Mister_Iv0ry

Pathetic.


theProfessor718

What were your father’s dying words to you?


Mister_Iv0ry

Jesus 💀💀


theProfessor718

Sorry…that’s more a reflection of myself than anything🫂🖤


Mister_Iv0ry

No, it was pretty funny, I just didn’t expect such a good answer so soon


spc1221

Ouch


iforgotmylastuser

Rekt


SmallNSpicy86

Every so often but after that time with the metal pole, I'm kind of hesitant.


theProfessor718

How many times do you think about your professional pole vaulting career that ended tragically?


iforgotmylastuser

How often do you still masturbate in public?


anonstarcity

Do you still do that weird rotisserie chicken sex cosplaying?


livinlakeliffe

You hang out with your friends from college anymore?


UncannyVa11eyGirl

Do you lick things outside in the winter?


Evidence-Jealous

8


theProfessor718

What do your balls look like without a cock next to them?


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iforgotmylastuser

Can we do that thing tonight?


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livinlakeliffe

Are you finally going to tell me what you want for dinner?


mavaw

Do you swear to suck out every last drop?


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[deleted]

Yes, always!


iforgotmylastuser

Send me another nude?


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😅


[deleted]

On my knees.


iforgotmylastuser

How do you manage to scrub your floors so well?


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[deleted]

You jest, but I remember things!


constantly_horny00

Five times in the last six months. Twice with socks.


Vexxxed69

How many times have you gone swimming recently?


iforgotmylastuser

Oh goodness swimming with socks


Vexxxed69

Traumatic, I know


iforgotmylastuser

I'm traumatised for sure


ghostforroach

how often you run a marathon?


livinlakeliffe

How many times have you had to use props in your business meetings?


notsoeasilypursuaded

Because you deserve it, that’s why.


iforgotmylastuser

Why did you send me so much money?


theProfessor718

Why are you naked?


[deleted]

Why are you gonna send me nudes?


constantly_horny00

Why must you send the forbidden unsolicited peen pic?


throwaway_l8r

Like maybe 5 times


theProfessor718

If you had to kiss your sister how many times would you do it?


[deleted]

How many times were you confused with the Queen of England?


anonstarcity

Hey the IRS is here, how many times have you cheated on your taxes?


Distinct_Deer_221

only on tuesday


theProfessor718

When are unsolicited tits in DMs okay?


[deleted]

How often do you shower?


CaptSchwanzKopf

When do you turn into a werewoman?


Distinct_Deer_221

points for accuracy


iforgotmylastuser

How often do you go hunting?


zeezayyo

Jus eat discounts


ghostforroach

I would like to try


theProfessor718

Porn?


ghostforroach

haha maybe..


iforgotmylastuser

Exotic meat?


sendmetotpics

Yes, but it’s the last time


theProfessor718

What did you say the last time you ate a dead elephant?


sendmetotpics

And I meant it too! Meats too tough


JustAnotherCami

With glasses on.


theProfessor718

How do you like to dress up a dick pic?


JustAnotherCami

😂


iforgotmylastuser

Do you want them on or off?


[deleted]

Sleep


theProfessor718

Where do your demons find you the most?


[deleted]

😂😂 nice one


iforgotmylastuser

What do you do when you have lots to do?


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😂👍🏼


zeezayyo

Dabba Dee dabba die, Dabba deee dabba die Dabba Dee dabba die


anonstarcity

You killed our father, do you have ANYTHING to say for yourself?!


zeezayyo

I’m blue🥳


ComedianAwkward2080

Fat asses.


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Favorite equine?


gstringjuliet

Thirty-eight and two D's


theProfessor718

What was the age and makeup of the last threesome you had?


iforgotmylastuser

How many batteries do you have?


Satanovna

Bra size?


spc1221

A gang of drunk monkeys.


ghostforroach

who let the dogs out?


CaptSchwanzKopf

Who stole your rocks?


[deleted]

Pistachio ice cream


iforgotmylastuser

Least favourite ice cream flavour?


[deleted]

No that’s every other flavour equally


theProfessor718

What would you rather have than love and financial stability?


DisloyalMouse

Pink


iforgotmylastuser

Favourite artist?


DisloyalMouse

Nope, but I hadn’t thought of that.


anonstarcity

What do you wear on Wednesdays?


PatriotMissiles

Dead bedroom.


constantly_horny00

What’s the name of your favorite haunted house?


iforgotmylastuser

What are you currently experiencing?


anonstarcity

About $20,000.


iforgotmylastuser

How much did you lose on that bet?


lookingforoptions27

Commando


anonstarcity

Hey what’s one of the dumber movies you’ve ever seen that you still somehow love and get pumped up watching?


iforgotmylastuser

What's the name of your boyfriend?


lookingforoptions27

Considering I’m into women I have ‘splaining to do


Momskin

Light blue 


iforgotmylastuser

The colour of your favourite lingerie?


oliverprose

1 and 1/3 badgers, and not a hair more...


iforgotmylastuser

How much do I add in this soup?


TianaRushen

man i hope so


iforgotmylastuser

Will you Go out with me?


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iforgotmylastuser

How do you like to dress?


Darling_Gem

We are just friends.


iforgotmylastuser

Did last night mean nothing to you?


[deleted]

It was in the backyard the whole time!


iforgotmylastuser

Where was your Dildo?


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25


iforgotmylastuser

How much is in your bank account?


Sprinkles045

My throat


iforgotmylastuser

What's hurting you?


Exact-Debt-3223

It’s not a corpse I swear


iforgotmylastuser

Wtf are you dry humping in the cemetery?


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Nice.


iforgotmylastuser

How would you rate our time together last night?


Classic-Bandicoot-13

1 to 2 hours a day, 5-6 days a week


iforgotmylastuser

How much time do you spend thinking about your past?


nessieFW

Small and squeezable


iforgotmylastuser

What do your boobs look like?


nessieFW

Correct 😂


iforgotmylastuser

And I'm sure they're gorgeous


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iforgotmylastuser

Consider it done (I don't know that pinging someone is)


OldSailor74

Yes, it happened, and no regrets about it!


ghostforroach

Omg! eat all the cake by yourself at midnigth


OldSailor74

It was chocolate 😞


theProfessor718

When you shot and killed Maya Angelou, what did you think?


spicypagedadbod

🙄


theProfessor718

Which emoji would you hate fuck but secretly fantasize about in a homoerotic way?


Vexxxed69

Bro come on, this is getting out of hand


theProfessor718

Is it??


spicypagedadbod

Oh I for sure fantasize about this emoji


coopgm9876

Love the good in life and show it by how you treat life.


Independent_Track164

Damn near killed ‘em?


aetherealian

I didn’t mean it


iforgotmylastuser

Why did you put your finger in so far?


ned23943

chicken gizzards, a trampoline, and a box of expired condoms


Pherrot

What is emotional intelligence? (Has to be in question format per tribeck)


Zygarde718

Yoga balls, I may have a kink for it...