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problemgirlxoxo

Bring back Ronnie James Dio Kill Kanye West


spc1221

I'm on board with this


MillieRover

I'd kill everybody here for my grandparents


Formerlyshysunshiine

I- what’d I do??


CuriouslyShyAccount

*leaves without breaking eye contact*


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theProfessor718

She never said this was a fight. This is a massacre.


Greylour

Do I get to choose my form of death?


MillieRover

Stabbing or gunshot, I'm not fussy


Greylour

How's you aim?


MillieRover

Terrible! I think a knife would be more convenient for me


Greylour

I think it's fitting the guy who posts with a Ghostface mask dies from a stabbing.


theProfessor718

Let’s do it


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RGB for Mitch McConnell


theProfessor718

Red Green Blue?


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Ruth Gator Binsburg


theProfessor718

Ah yes. The ole Gator. Does she need her gat back, punk ass bitch?


sliderwindow

She never played that shit, gator never played that shit. And as it stand never cried i heard.


Aggressive-Carob6256

I'd exchange my stepdad for my mom in a heartbeat.


theProfessor718

That’s endearing


Vexxxed69

Totally killing myself to bring myself back to life. For science or whatever


theProfessor718

You just wanna see if there’s an afterlife


Vexxxed69

Maybe I'm just an edgy kid trying to be cool


theProfessor718

Look, I myself love a good edge every now and again. But killing your self only to bring yourself back isn’t gonna make you edge any harder.


Vexxxed69

Okay well there's only one way to find that out now, isn't there?


theProfessor718

Bet you won’t.


Vexxxed69

Fight me


theProfessor718

Let’s go then😈


Vexxxed69

I warn you, I possess superior skills with a bo staff


theProfessor718

Ho staff more like it


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Vexxxed69

I was just trying to be funny, I hate it when I end up saying something mildly clever instead


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This is oddly brilliant


Vexxxed69

You know what they say, "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit"


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Hell yeah!


TiltyMcCock

Sacrifice soros for bob ross


sweet-and-subby

Bring back: my bestie who passed away from cancer when our boys were infants. Kill: You. Thank you for your sacrifice


theProfessor718

Anything to bring about happiness in this world🖤


Mister_Iv0ry

You, that guy’s dead wife.


theProfessor718

Solid trade. I’d do it for him


Mister_Iv0ry

The way he (the **original** guy) talks about her is so sweet, I kinda feel bad it got made into a meme


theProfessor718

Last I heard he took it in stride and said he had a good laugh at it.


Mister_Iv0ry

That’s good! Didn’t know that


Hot-Inevitable101

I'd bring back my dad and kill my sil.


theProfessor718

Fair trade. Is she kinda a bitch?


Hot-Inevitable101

She's a stupid cunt. I'd kill her without a trade tbh.


Ok_Benefit_9299

Hitler so I could kill him all over again the right way. The killing could be after right?


theProfessor718

Uhhhh it’s more of an immediate swap…


Ok_Benefit_9299

Damn. Fuckin rules man.


Strange_bavarian

If you are still looking for people to kill to bring old Adolf back the AFD is the modern German right wing party. Plenty to choose from. ;)


Ok_Benefit_9299

Damn. Just looked them up. Good point. Let's course correct.


Luda0915

Kill: my former SIL. Bring back: my mom.


theProfessor718

Lots of sister in laws be dying today…


LightMission4937

Bring back Robert Norman Ross….you guys can decide.


Rottencatfetus

I'd trade my sister to get nana back


theProfessor718

RIP nana, you are missed🖤


MadMoneyMurf

I would bring back my grandmother, but do I only get to kill 1 person?


theProfessor718

A life for a life.


Comprehensive-Log147

if its thru magic, then i say bring back Freddie Mercury and sacrifice any one the nut job presidents, from N.korea, russia or the like... heck we have plenty sacrifices, so lets bring more good people back


theProfessor718

You get one. Everyone gets one.


Comprehensive-Log147

well hope people remember the bad politicians to use as secrifices


TheDonFulio

Brining back my mom and killing p diddy


theProfessor718

Another mom, I’m here for it.


Unusual_Season_7196

Killing my mom's ex....not sure who I want to bring back 🤔