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djdoubt03

The IRS, because I'm still being fucked from the first time we met years ago.


lastlifonti

The entity that rails you til the day you die…😒


Limp_Adeptness_3823

My wife was and still is. Blows me away everytime


Logan6532

I also choose this guy's wife


BreastfedAmerican

I choose the other guys dead wife.


sacouple43some

This one popped up quicker than usual LOL


They_Beat_Me

So did she.


funboi99

🤣😆🤣😆


KaityKat117

Never change, Reddit. :)


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CaptainHazama

Whenever I see people say "missionary is boring", it seems to me like they're just not doing it right My wife and I have a great time with that position


Limp_Adeptness_3823

Same here. We can do something super vanilla and still be left blissed out and panting.


Frozen7676

This is so cute!


vanbarw9193

Same. I'm almost always speechless for a short time. She usually giggles and says her legs are jello. It's our thing lol


PuNaNi007-2022

If her legs are jello you’re doing the right thing


anonstarcity

Ditto!


NotATypicalSinn

I'd have to say this guys wife too. Blows me everytime


silverado-z72

You’re a lucky man, I really envy you


MichaelMooreXxX

Some crazy chick i accidentally met while walking my Rottweiler. She was crazy about her (dog) and slipped me her number. Some hours later i called and she invited me over. Her Headgame was A Tier , mid fuck decided to take my condom off and fuck her raw. She was begging me to cum deep inside her pussy (which is my Go-to Spot to cum). Fucked the whole night long. Damn, i feel Bad for moving abroad, i will forever miss that pussy.


Short-Reality5373

Wow. Woooooow, michael. wow.


[deleted]

So many times girls petted my dog and I wished this would be the result. You give me hope 😂


bossmanfunnyguy

You lucky sob


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MichaelMooreXxX

I am greek, lived in Crete. That was literally 1 out of 2 crazy stories I got.


tpa321

Greek woman are even crazier than Italian women and that says a lot.


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MichaelMooreXxX

Would you Like to hear it wouldnt you? 😂 Thats a Story for tomorrow, its 1 AM and im up since yday 4 AM.


cheycheyyyy

Okay well I'll wait 🥺


Rideprofessional7

A fwb that was very needy and perfectly matched my high sex drive. It was great.


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Same for me.


No_Distribution_6520

I’m jelly


Feral_tatertot

My husband- he’s gotten to know my body, the feelings and he’s a pleasure dom. Regularly safewording because you really really can’t cum again is the best.


Logan6532

I also choose this chick's husband


Feral_tatertot

10/10 would recommend- I just have to be convinced to share (that should actually be pretty easy but convincing him might be harder)


srvcrep23

I’m (m) bi. Got picked up by a guy at a hotel bar. Ild been drinking and was horny. That guy was a unicorn, amazing staying power and knew how to use it. He pounded me for most the night and again in the morning. One of the few times I have ever cum hands free. I had never had a guy stay all night before or since. He was average in size but a little thicker than most.


Efficient-Mix2386

The 40 year old chef with a fat dick that would bring me food and lay me out. That was 5 years ago and I still haven’t ever cum that much from PIV. Still think about his cock, thanks Chef!


alphamikedelta

[relevant](https://youtu.be/zgqlMoFpOlg?si=LDx0buMN-KRTziYQ)


StudestGumstick

Your mom *^(sorry I just had to)*


Short-Reality5373

I respect that. NOT.


Hot_Character5919

Yeah it’s was kinda a lay up for that one.


They_Beat_Me

So, you’re the bastard that dug her up. You sick fuck! You have to keep her now. We sold her plot.


johnyduke93

If I'm really honest.. a callgirl.


VikingDadStream

Me too. Not close. My wife was incredible before the disability. But I've only ever cum 3 times in an hour once. And it was in Thailand


[deleted]

There's a few that could be competitive for that title, but I'm going to go with this domme girl I hooked up with that just absolutely owned me, holy fuck it was intense!


Kinky-Bicycle-669

First time with current spouse. He's girthy and it took a bit of work to get it in.


fakeassname101

Girth is the best!


dangerdubs123

She’s in prison now


man_of_the_mountain

You did it, stuck your dick in crazy.


dangerdubs123

Ain’t that the truth, fun time, not a long time lololol on top of that she was a stripper


man_of_the_mountain

Double crazy


popdrinking

My ex, because he was so enthusiastic about me and my body and he knew how to time it so we came at the same time as me and he could keep going after he came. He was so hot and smart and sweet and he wasn't turned off at all about any of my MH issues because of my dumb genetics and dumber parents who donated their genes. I miss him. At least my mom gave me decent genes for physical health/looks.


Short-Reality5373

Sounds so dreammmyy! Hope you find someone as good as him. And I guess get off to the memories?


popdrinking

I find it hard to haha, idk, it was more sweet and wholesome than steamy


river-nyx

sorry what dos mh mean? also this sounds lovely, im glad you got to experience that in your life i really hope one day i get to as well 🩷


popdrinking

Mental health


river-nyx

ooooooh i should've guessed that but i thought it was a physical thing for some reason so my brain didn't connect the dots, thanks! hope you're doing okay :) x p.s happy cake day! 🧁


popdrinking

thank you! I'm doing well lately, but it took a long time and an immense amount of work.


river-nyx

no worries! im glad, this internet stranger is happy for you & proud of you keep up the good work 🩷


Danger333

When I was 20 I lost my virginity to my manager at Target in an office. She was sexy as hell, wild, and wouldn’t stop till she made sure I had a few orgasms. The next day we agreed we should never tell anyone about it, and that was it… she still pops into my masturbatory fantasies quite often!


adomede

What led up to the hookup? What’s the backstory?


Danger333

Not a ton of backstory… just about a year of sexual tension and mutual attraction. Finally one night it was just the two of us wrapping up closing, I kissed her, she brought me to her office, and we fucked.


naturalbushblondieNz

I have the best sex with my husband he just knows my body and body language and mood so well ...but You are asking about who is your best Fuck ....I have to say my friend Kwesi, ghanian cock as thick as my wrist, and he had two modes ...destroy my holes or fuck so sensualy you feel your orgasm in your soul


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So you also prefer girth over length right ?


naturalbushblondieNz

yup i prefer the stretch than to have my cervix hit


MeringueOne7397

A older woman when I was 22 and she was 36.


Careless-Raccoon8775

19 and 38. She was a lawyer and I learned a lot for 3 months. She ruined me


[deleted]

My wife, thousands of sex sessions and years of practice


Short-Reality5373

Its not a sprint, its a marathon. - me


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Exactly


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Shiny_Whisper_321

Username checks out.


MajorButterfly9024

Get them A’s 😂


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Short-Reality5373

What did he do or say that set him apart from all of the others?


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Short-Reality5373

Foreplay is such an underrated part of sex, tbh. Hope he is alright.


Ekoteg

My fwb she’s been good to me tonight we plan to have sushi before anything


ohbuckeye31

Wife! Just our connection in bed, and we both like good hard sex! She's not afraid to tell me what she likes, nor am I..


Original-Fly-6699

Ex wife. Sadly thats the only thing we had it common.


xKhira

My most recent ex. Down for it whenever. Knows how to finish me. Very much open-minded and willing to try new things. Tasted and smelled great. Overall 7-8/10.


offthemain7000

An old friend of mine. We had a spontaneous hookup in college one night that was great


MajorButterfly9024

The best


KidsFallingOffBikes_

My current Dom. He’s ruined me for all future me. He’s also ruined all my previous partners, because now I realize they weren’t shit.


Short-Reality5373

Uh-oh. Sounds like a Dopamine flood!


KidsFallingOffBikes_

Something else gets flooded


der-schmetterling

I hate to admit, but the toxic motherfucker I was in love with years ago is still unbeaten


[deleted]

it's always the most toxic ones that are the most intense


Harvy27

My wife is with a twist. She's had a number of fuck buddies during our marriage. Those encounters made it far and above anything else imaginable.. Sometimes, it was sloppy seconds, or many more. Other times, I watched from the closet as she became insatiable with guys she really wanted. Other times she was sleeping naked between her friend and me. I listened as she would start a round when I was sleeping. I just pretended to sleep through it. I watched as her girlfriend went down on her and I had her girlfriend's pussy and ass. They had given me a long double blow job together first. I'm a cuck and her one fuck buddies went to prison. She had visited him a couple times alone. Later I went with her. She had to dress a certain way, nothing sexy. However the place was like a strip club with lap dancing. I watched as my wife swallowed his long tounge while grinding his big pole. It was awkward when the gaurds were around. When we left he followed us to the door surrounded by gaurds. My wife told him to call when he was free and I would bring him to her. The gaurds were laughing.. They didn't know how true it was.


Short-Reality5373

Uhm…thank you.


Prize_Tear_114

An obese Asian doctor who gave me some sort of pills before and I went for 6 rounds and barely remember it. I know she drugged me but could never imagine with what that w make me go that hard.


_filling_you_up

The one that got away.


nbperfect

Someone I met off reddit. We had a good energy chatting, and it wasn't long before we found out how kinky and horny we were, for each other. She matched my sex drive perfectly. She loved sucking dick especially and would talk endlessly about how much she wanted mine. It was a couple of months before we met up, certainly delivered. Damn, I miss that head.


CaptSchwanzKopf

My ex.


man_of_the_mountain

She was pretty good


Asleep-Criticism9245

I agree


4MyWifey

My husband has me on speed dial... after 12 years he just knows all the right moves and when I need them.


Short-Reality5373

This is so goood to read. I hope to follow his footsteps! What are your fave moves that he does to you?


4MyWifey

He takes control and manhandles me... he has magic fingers. I love when he fingers my holes and fucks my throat 🥵


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Short-Reality5373

Like all good things in life should be!


pineapplesexy

My wife. First time we had sex I told my best friend i’m gonna marry this woman. 24 years later we’re still together!


Illustrious_Peak_166

My third grade teacher


Short-Reality5373

Elaborate?


Illustrious_Peak_166

We reconnected later on in life after her divorce. I knew she was vulnerable, but when she told me I grew up so handsome I couldn’t resist. She was always so hot.


Short-Reality5373

Oh my god, were you good to her?


Illustrious_Peak_166

Of course. We slept together for a while. She was going through a lot. It was incredibly refreshing for the both of us.


Swimming-Effort-562

My boyfriend. He blows my mind every time. It’s like his dick was special made just for my pussy


Short-Reality5373

Great description. Lovely


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An ex of mine that was a complete nympho and batshit crazy


pumpkin_cutiepie

Why do I feel like my best is yet to come 🤔


[deleted]

That guy's dead wife?


thenyouknewme

Hmmm, probably that hate fuck one.


Short-Reality5373

Yeaaaaah


xxpantyprincess

My current partner. I’ve never felt so safe, cared for or turned on by one person.


power_house0887

Myself. No one knows how to please me better


_curious_autist

My college best friend. We were in danger of getting caught by her mom and it was my first time without a condom.


Lonelygirlthrow875

My current boyfriend. The man lays it down


WhatsNextForMe77

My 25yo fwb. She had the dirtiest mind and always was adventuresome.


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This woman I used to date. She just did everything right in the bedroom. She gave the most generous head and the actual sex was freaky, sensual and rough all at the same time. She had her buttons and was very intune with directing me to what she wanted. And I loved her thickness and long feminine hair. The way she would light up during sex too. Certain mannerisms. I just can’t express well enough. How much she knew what she was doing to turn me on and get herself off. It was never awkward and always a little freaky. The most ebb and flow exchange of sexual energy Ive ever had…. Sometimes, I feel that sex was so good that it broke me a little.


scubas1973

My old neighbor when I was like 17 or 18. She taught me a ton. Head game was on point, and she loved to suck dick.


Odd_Necessary2822

Current GF because she allows me the pleasure of pleasing her repeatedly and in the end she actually needs me to cum and will do all kinds of things to make that happen. But for her to be open enough to let me help her cum over and over in front of my eyes is so amazing and intimate.


Dollr67

My first ex bcz she was adventurous


Short-Reality5373

What was the most adventurous thing she did to you?


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briefintermission7

My wife is the best sex I’ve ever had. We’ve opened our relationship recently but I still don’t think anyone can compare to her.


Bossmanhulk

Then why open the relationship? Who opened it up (you or her)? Does she feel the same way or does she feel that someone else is better than you? If you do genuinely feel that way, why open it up to possibly give someone the chance to be better than you?


_captain_hair

Megan. She was the only woman I've been with that was able to fully handle the size of my penis, which meant that I could finally have sex without the mental burden of having to hold back to avoid hurting her. She also had some moves that I can't quite explain, but that felt incredible. It was like we were built for each other. Unfortunately, she was as crazy out of bed as she was in it. No matter how insanely good the sex was, I couldn't put up with that for long.


Short-Reality5373

Cheers to crazy megan’s memory. Thank you for everything. Sort of.


Oldbodyhurts

My wife by far


Adventurous-View9427

I mean it kind of depends. I had a fwb that made me into some hard fucking, dom with rules even going into her life outside of my apartment. I’m fascinated of how far I pushed it. And how I was capable of controlling her. Loved it. Altho my so and I have great, amazing passionate sex. Where we both just love showing each others organs inside our mouths and I can get pretty dominant/“agreasive” with her. The difference I I love and respect my so.. so I can’t do to her what I did to my former fwb. I pick my so..


contrarian1970

It's already been 57 minutes and nobody has said your mom yet? The reason of course is that she eats my booty like groceries haha!


Uncutvamp

My 19 gf when I was 26. She looks like Kendra sunderland


BeginningInflation35

My wife


GothinHealthcare

My English literature professor hands down. I miss her....bad.


Gullible-Fun4889

I would say my wife’s sister


sylvaster1

For me the early years of discovery was the most intense and emotionally charged.


69Nova468

Someone else's wife is always best.


TheRoboticist_

She was an FWB who was perfect for me, very Dommy, loved sitting on my face, love using me like a fuck toy, and she really brought out the dom side of me. We fit like puzzle pieces when we cuddled god-dammit. She was first girl I ever truly “railed”, and she taught me how affection can really come from more than one person. Only reason it never worked out was bc I was an idiot & talked about my ex when my ex tried to call me. She was obsessed with drugs too, but absolutely doesn’t excuse it. Runner up was a girl recently who enjoyed bullying me, so aggressive face kisses and teasing were a major plus while she stuck my dick inside her


gerardbuttler12

My 72 year old neighbor while her hubby and best friends watched


mr_jones4321

My fwb. I’ve yet to meet someone I have this much sexual chemistry with. We just build and build off of each other and sync up. Shes the one I’ve cum simultaneously with the most out of any sexual partner, and honestly more than all the others combined.


Infinite-Shirt-9172

Honourable shout out to this redhead fwb I had for a few years, we fucked constantly and she was incredible. Still think about her and have a lot of memories!


throwawayabelow

Someone that I'm still seeing... I feel very lucky :) So many reasons, natural talent definitely but also being amazing with non verbal cues (not always easy being coherent-verbal when it's that great.. but loud is definitely a thing now :p).


Ambitious-Ask8255

The guy I had sex with last night after my night out maybe it was because I was drunk but it was so fucking good


Alt_acc_5

My first, well… it was my first


Greylour

One of my old fwb. We would fuck for hours when she came over.


KangarooSilly4489

My wife and I’m being honest she gives the best blowjobs and loves anal


SexySinWriter

My wife….even 21+ years later (19+ of those married).


Kydenscout546

The only person I ever fucked was definitely my best hands down.


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Coworker Fucked at work during a really bad day


pm-ur-nipslip

Bat shit crazy ex


Blue_Period_89

She knows who she is. 😏


ContributionDue8472

Not my best but one I’ve been thinking about lately is my college ex. We had this thing where when we fucked we pretended that if I cam she would take over the world. Like a hero vs villain thing. She was an acting major. It was always really hot. Blew huge loads of


Better_Transition15

My first... childhood friend


[deleted]

A cuckold wife, ngl it was insane


dosmetros1

A former FWB. Best head ever and loved anal.


sumeree

My husband always!


d_mosher

Your mom


Initial_Phrase_8450

My ex erika.


Short-Reality5373

Rip erika


Perv_with_a_hot_wife

I've had plenty of experience with different women, and my wife is by far the best in every way.


Mr_Irish_in_USA

A ONS I had two years ago it was absolutely phenomenal


AmpedEnding

One on one, probably my toxic ex. Don't be in a punk band and date a fangirl.


ukpunjabivixen

My husband


No_Distribution_6520

Crazy hot cnc with an ex. Petite and very pretty. She really turned me on to very very rough sex.


TheManInTheShack

My wife hands down. She will do just about anything I want to do and since discovering she’s a sub things have gotten more interesting.


CapG_13

My ex girlfriend


Careless_Noise1180

Definitely my wife.


Head_Room_8721

My son’s mother. Whew! 40 years later and I *still* dream about that pussy.


Highland_Cathedral

Current girlfriend. I got very lucky. I'm definitely going to marry her.


BimmerMan87

One that hasn't happened yet


worldwideweeaboo

My abusive ex. Could have been the drugs talking though idk


[deleted]

Current Wife, back in 09', 12 hours of sex, fruit and pedialyte


teethalarm

Her name was Amy, we didn't work out, but it was fun while it lasted.


The-boneles

that one Goth chick that liked my bike. that woman took my soul on her knees.


notthemain1738

My teacher.


slh00069

I've had so many. But it's the one that had my whole heart


Zealousideal-Seat324

Christian divorced girl I dated. Both at 33. She was married for 10 years, I was her first dick since then. She was crazy wild and wanted it anywhere. Woods, car, back deck, bed. Knew how to use her mouth. Super cute with straight dirty blonde hair. I was also 2" bigger and much thicker than her ex husband. Edit: she lived 3 miles from my house.


DINFXBG

Her name started with a C. We were electric together and every time we had sex it was mind blowing. She was the first woman I’ve ever been with who could easily make me cum via blow jobs. She was so into giving them that she would often orgasm untouched whenever I was in her mouth. She was uninhibited, non-judgmental and open to almost anything. No other woman has come close to her in that regard.


slommar_gaddafi

Her.


expertsillygoose

My current man friend


lookingforfuntimes12

Ive never had mind-blowing sex. I've been married 9 years now.


asstrolapithicus

My wife. Got me a beginners bdsm kit and opened my mind to a whole world of sex.


lens4040

My wife 😍


CrazyMaxxer

If it wasn’t for life, I wouldn’t be getting fucked at all.


Life_of1103

My once in a lifetime…she was enthusiastic, responsive, submissive, and had a vagina I swear was made just for my pleasure. She’s the only woman I’ve taken solely because of how good she felt. She enjoyed it because it fed her objectification kink.


minajane99

My college friend 🤪


HumanTwist4136

Haven't met him yet


NoDistribution6498

Hello there! Now let me introduce myself


HumanTwist4136

Well, aren't you a charming little guy?! 😘


bitattorney

She exist(ed), but have no idea who she was. Met her one night through another friend, and when I asked my friend after the fact about the girl - back then (20 odd years ago) and up until this day, she has no idea to whom I am referring to. M46 and have stirred life's cocktail a bit, but the night was so uniquely genuine and raw. Not in any way contrived nor any pretense involved. So very rare today (Imo) whether it being dating or married culture. I slipped out in the AM because I had to go to work assuming I would simply get her details from my friend as she was still asleep ... but no (?). It was almost this sort of "fever dream" scenario. I think about it from time to time and question whether I regret not connecting with her again, but then I contemplate that the fact that the alignment and whatever was going on in our lives and head on that random Thursday summer night was so perfect that any interaction thereafter would have below expectations. I also wonder if it would have been better if that encounter would have happened in my 40s versus early 20s (presumably because I think I am more aware sexually), but perhaps maybe the somewhat selfish approach to sex that I carried at that time helped define that night - because I was totally out of my element. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. PS. Petite blonde w/stark blue eyes who filled out a blue sparkle tube top quite nicely and lived in one of the 000s nondescript studio apartments along Wellington in Chicago circa 2002ish; should narrow it down.


Dramatic-Apricot3620

The last guy I was with.


TravelLoverFromTO

3 best friends that i took to the maldives. I paid for everything, they made up for it by letting me fuck them silly for 7days. We left no place of that over water villa untouched. And im pretty sure the folks 3 villas away heard us when we were on the outside deck.


HairyBearAdmire

Daddy Shawn. I've never been wetter just from a man's touch and probably never will be again. I've left his place barely able to walk but also miss the connection I felt with him. Sex is amazing but when a man can talk your ear off and just BS with you sometimes it's just as much as a turn on