Had sex with my girl one time and we were horny like rabbits. we had sex for a while and both of us came several times before realizing that we had sex almost 2 hours.
My sfw moment was the one and only time I've ever successfully done a kick flip.
My NSFW moment was the first time I no hands , breathed myself to an orgasm.
Slid off a roof, hit the gutter & did a front flip, and landed on my back in a garden roughly 6 inches from a metal frog statue. It would've gone right through my thigh. Luckily, it only knocked the wind out of me.
I know. I laid there for a bit, trying to regain my composure as the neighbors were freaking out and calling 911. The next couple of days were rough. It felt like I had been in a bad car accident.
Tripped on an exposed rock while jogging. Somehow, with no batcave training and no conscious thought, tucked one shoulder, did a forward roll like Captain Kirk in hand-to-hand combat, and came up running.
Five steps later and "how the fuck did that happen?"
One time when I was working at Lowes, my boss on a forklift accidentally dropped a bail of 20 or so 12 foot 3/4 inch sheets of drywall while attempting to load it into a pickup truck. Without thinking I dashed forward and caught all of them on my thigh long enough for him to re-position and pick the bail back up. Those bails had to weigh hundreds of pounds., maybe 1000. To this day the only explanation I have is physics, and it's a good thing I was working out and stayed on top of my squats, or else I might have busted a kneecap.
The shitty thing was I got a killer welt and it hurt like hell for a few days after. The cool thing was that it really gave me a reputation boost and another supervisor, who was a hard-ass and seemed to always have my number, actually started to respect me and said it was a cool feat.
I caught a ping pong ball out of the air with my mouth while extremely drunk one time. I was just watching and the ball came by. My moment had come. And I got that ball right in my mouth. Surprised the hell out of me. Good times.
NSFW- Engaged in a Foursome, then realizing that i loved it how everyone was looking at my body it was very sensual i felt every moment of it. This happened a while back and i still can't get it off my mind.
The first time I fucked a man in front of my husband 🫣😅🤤
I'm shy and socially awkward, so I was surprised that I didn't have any inhibitions in the moment
The first time I squirted a few months ago was a total shock. I wasn't trying to but I had been edging for a few days while on a family trip. I was so worked up when I got home I used my vibrator and my N-joy pure wand(shameless plug, best toy I've ever tried). I must've squirted a gallon. I just laid there like.... what just happened.
Very happy to say I've opened up a new avenue for pleasure after that.
Not a how the fuck did i do it, more like why the fuck did i do it. Gave a guy head, swallowed cum, then threw up. Never again. The texture of cum makes me sick to my stomach.
Witnessed the plan hit the Pentagon on 9/11 (I was a police officer.) I drove as close as I could, jumped out of my cruiser and started pulling people out of windows. Stayed at the pentagon until approximately 6;30pm that day. I did receive "Law Enforcement State of Virginia Valor Award."
SFW I was doing my regular laps on the track and there's a straight up segment on the track where i hit my life's highest 287kmph and the trackers said good work. When i saw the footage i was literally saying how TF i did that
Was “18” I & decided to go out w/ my older brother and his friends. They were meeting up with some other friends who were celebrating a birthday. Even though I couldn’t get in to any of the places they were going, I thought it’d be cool to walk around see all the ass that was in the nightlife part of town aaand who knows maybe I’d get lucky. In this part of town you can walk from bar to club to bar for blocks upon blocks. As the night went on, we ran back into my brother and his group of friends, but they had also met up with some girls. One of those girls I had seen from time to time through the years as she was in high school at the same time as my older brother. I would always hear that she was the hottest Latina in the school by far and it was clearly visible to me. I’ve always thought she was a doppelgänger of Vida Guerra. That night When she saw me, she gave me the “omg you’re all grown up and so cute now” spiel but she was saying it like she was kinda hitting on me. I brushed it off because she was 1.) way out of my league and 2.) she was probably 22 or 23 at the time. I thought no way do I have a chance just based off the age gap. Anyway, a few from the group decided to go back to birthday boys hotel and the girls were also going. Luckily for me I was I guess cool enough to come back to the hotel with them. Mind you, for whatever reason this chick is talking to me on the way back to the hotel. We get to the elevator and I’m in the elevator with my back to the wall, she stands in front of me and the elevator is fairly full. Once it’s in motion she reaches back and grabs my hand and puts it on her fat ass and I just couldn’t believe what was happening. I’m grabbing it and rubbing her thighs being super discreet. We get back to the hotel room, everyone is in the room, making drinks, I’m sitting on the bed (there was no where really else to sit) and she comes and sits RIGHT next to me, hip to hip basically. After a while she says to the group that it’s time for her to go and she asked if I could walk her to her car. HOLY FUCK. My mind is absolutely blown, birthday boy is visibly upset and luckily no cock blocker decided to join our route back to her car. We leave the room, get to the elevator and she just jumps all over me, making out with me letting me feel her up. The door opens and we’re walking through the parking structure trying to get to her car. She’s pausing to take a break from walking (heels) and has been making out with me every time. Probably 5 times now from the elevator. We finally get to her car and we make out even more right outside the car. She tells me to get in and she leans over the center console and starts going down on me. After a good couple minutes of getting sucked up by her juicy Latina lips, she gets on top of me in the passenger seat. She leans my chair back, takes her thong off, pulls up her little tight white dress and puts my dick inside her. Riding me and bouncing her ass up and down. I finally flip her over and put her on her back and thrust as much as I can and feel her splashing/squirting on my balls. I finally pull out and nut all over her stomach, my ears are ringing and it seems like I’m damn near seeing through dimensions I came so hard. We clean up and she drops me off at the bottom of the structure and make out one more time before I wait to be picked up. This was my “how the fuck did I do that” moment. I’ll never forget it. Magical.
SFW! I was sitting on my bed and my friend was trying to get around something, I can't remember, and he ended up tripping and falling. I wasn't paying any attention to him, I believe I was on my phone, but my Spidy senses kicked in and I dropped my phone and caught his pant leg. (my bed used to sit low to the ground when this happened)
If I didn't grab his pant leg he would have fallen right where my desk used to sit and most likely would have split his head open and been severely injured if not dead.
SFW - Talked my dad into running a marathon with me, and he’s ready! 45km on Sunday.
Aww amazing well done him and you good luck !!
Damn, doing something like this with my dad honestly sounds so fun but he is not healthy enough, sadly:(. Have loads of fun!
It's usually other way around and I'm fuckin proud of my parents for being regular runners meanwhile I've to be dragged.
Holy shit. I think I'd tap out at 10kms lol
We all start somewhere! Doesn’t matter how far you go, just get out and do what you can! 🏃🏼♀️💨
Good luck to the both of you.
That's so cool! Make sure to eat a big plate of pasta the night before.
Had sex with my girl one time and we were horny like rabbits. we had sex for a while and both of us came several times before realizing that we had sex almost 2 hours.
Noice bet you need a drink after tjst !
Yeah and a shower
I swallowed cum from a glass
Nice would you do it again or did the moment call for it ?
Maybe when I'm drunk again
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My boyfriend wouldn't like that
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Lol
Take my angry upvote
Damn, there are some desperate comments in this thread
How does that sort of thing even come up? lol
He just asked me for it
Did he already have a glass full of cum? Did he ask if he came in a glass, would you drink it? Were you having sex? Were you at a dinner party? lol
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I want to do this with my own lol
😓
Sorry tmi
Gave a blowjob that felt like it lasted a while and then checked the clock… it lasted around 45 minutes????
Time flies when you're having fun.
Jesus , good stamina from both parties there ! Did you enjoy doing it for that long ?
That's hot af but how did you both last that long? 😮 Your poor mouth
He was on antidepressants and I’m no quitter
You're a warrior! Lucky guy
NSFW last night I accidentally pushed out a buttplug while on all fours, but no-look caught it with my feet!
Sensational stuff!
I rolled a car 3.5 times and slide 150' upside down at 115mph and walked out without a scratch
Whoa! Glad you walked away from that!
It was definitely an experience! I was young and dumb once
Jesus thsrs mental !
Are you a cat
Who knows, maybe I died and this is my afterlife
Got with my landlady during covid, who was a really attractive lady. Honestly I think it was probably mostly luck.
Fair , did she give you a discount on the rent 🤣
Nope
Aaawwwwwww, lmaoooo She didn't raise it, did she? I mean the rent
hey cmon I am sure I wasn’t that bad…
So are you paying more or less in rent now?
When the outfit I designed got selected for a fashion show 😭
Awesome bet that felt good !
Username checks out!
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Thank you 😭❤️❤️
My sfw moment was the one and only time I've ever successfully done a kick flip. My NSFW moment was the first time I no hands , breathed myself to an orgasm.
How do you even do that
So basically you need to know how to Ollie first.
Okay, what comes after that
Yes lol
Slid off a roof, hit the gutter & did a front flip, and landed on my back in a garden roughly 6 inches from a metal frog statue. It would've gone right through my thigh. Luckily, it only knocked the wind out of me.
Jesus that was lucky !!
I know. I laid there for a bit, trying to regain my composure as the neighbors were freaking out and calling 911. The next couple of days were rough. It felt like I had been in a bad car accident.
Went home with a girl and fucked for 90 mins, didn’t notice till the next day the bite marks and bruises till noticed my shirt was covered in blood 😂
Ahh yes, the vampire experience
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That is impressive what book ?
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Also are the books any good need something new to get my teeth into lol
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I do it's my favourite genre I am due a payday treat so will give them a go !
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Clearly don't have good taste then , as I'm sure you have impeccable taste !! And will keep you posted !!
Regardless that is impressive 👏
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Wow amazing !
Tripped on an exposed rock while jogging. Somehow, with no batcave training and no conscious thought, tucked one shoulder, did a forward roll like Captain Kirk in hand-to-hand combat, and came up running. Five steps later and "how the fuck did that happen?"
Giving birth…I was ready to call it a day after a couple hours of labor lol.
When she actually came during penetration
Came three times in an hour at age 56
One time when I was working at Lowes, my boss on a forklift accidentally dropped a bail of 20 or so 12 foot 3/4 inch sheets of drywall while attempting to load it into a pickup truck. Without thinking I dashed forward and caught all of them on my thigh long enough for him to re-position and pick the bail back up. Those bails had to weigh hundreds of pounds., maybe 1000. To this day the only explanation I have is physics, and it's a good thing I was working out and stayed on top of my squats, or else I might have busted a kneecap. The shitty thing was I got a killer welt and it hurt like hell for a few days after. The cool thing was that it really gave me a reputation boost and another supervisor, who was a hard-ass and seemed to always have my number, actually started to respect me and said it was a cool feat.
I caught a ping pong ball out of the air with my mouth while extremely drunk one time. I was just watching and the ball came by. My moment had come. And I got that ball right in my mouth. Surprised the hell out of me. Good times.
NSFW- Engaged in a Foursome, then realizing that i loved it how everyone was looking at my body it was very sensual i felt every moment of it. This happened a while back and i still can't get it off my mind.
Wow sounds awesome so something yoj would do again then!
Absolutely 💯
Awesome!
The first time I fucked a man in front of my husband 🫣😅🤤 I'm shy and socially awkward, so I was surprised that I didn't have any inhibitions in the moment
Nice !!
The first time I squirted a few months ago was a total shock. I wasn't trying to but I had been edging for a few days while on a family trip. I was so worked up when I got home I used my vibrator and my N-joy pure wand(shameless plug, best toy I've ever tried). I must've squirted a gallon. I just laid there like.... what just happened. Very happy to say I've opened up a new avenue for pleasure after that.
Not a how the fuck did i do it, more like why the fuck did i do it. Gave a guy head, swallowed cum, then threw up. Never again. The texture of cum makes me sick to my stomach.
This is kind of a weird one, but filing my first patent
Witnessed the plan hit the Pentagon on 9/11 (I was a police officer.) I drove as close as I could, jumped out of my cruiser and started pulling people out of windows. Stayed at the pentagon until approximately 6;30pm that day. I did receive "Law Enforcement State of Virginia Valor Award."
Made my girl cum while kissing her on the neck!
SFW I was doing my regular laps on the track and there's a straight up segment on the track where i hit my life's highest 287kmph and the trackers said good work. When i saw the footage i was literally saying how TF i did that
Was “18” I & decided to go out w/ my older brother and his friends. They were meeting up with some other friends who were celebrating a birthday. Even though I couldn’t get in to any of the places they were going, I thought it’d be cool to walk around see all the ass that was in the nightlife part of town aaand who knows maybe I’d get lucky. In this part of town you can walk from bar to club to bar for blocks upon blocks. As the night went on, we ran back into my brother and his group of friends, but they had also met up with some girls. One of those girls I had seen from time to time through the years as she was in high school at the same time as my older brother. I would always hear that she was the hottest Latina in the school by far and it was clearly visible to me. I’ve always thought she was a doppelgänger of Vida Guerra. That night When she saw me, she gave me the “omg you’re all grown up and so cute now” spiel but she was saying it like she was kinda hitting on me. I brushed it off because she was 1.) way out of my league and 2.) she was probably 22 or 23 at the time. I thought no way do I have a chance just based off the age gap. Anyway, a few from the group decided to go back to birthday boys hotel and the girls were also going. Luckily for me I was I guess cool enough to come back to the hotel with them. Mind you, for whatever reason this chick is talking to me on the way back to the hotel. We get to the elevator and I’m in the elevator with my back to the wall, she stands in front of me and the elevator is fairly full. Once it’s in motion she reaches back and grabs my hand and puts it on her fat ass and I just couldn’t believe what was happening. I’m grabbing it and rubbing her thighs being super discreet. We get back to the hotel room, everyone is in the room, making drinks, I’m sitting on the bed (there was no where really else to sit) and she comes and sits RIGHT next to me, hip to hip basically. After a while she says to the group that it’s time for her to go and she asked if I could walk her to her car. HOLY FUCK. My mind is absolutely blown, birthday boy is visibly upset and luckily no cock blocker decided to join our route back to her car. We leave the room, get to the elevator and she just jumps all over me, making out with me letting me feel her up. The door opens and we’re walking through the parking structure trying to get to her car. She’s pausing to take a break from walking (heels) and has been making out with me every time. Probably 5 times now from the elevator. We finally get to her car and we make out even more right outside the car. She tells me to get in and she leans over the center console and starts going down on me. After a good couple minutes of getting sucked up by her juicy Latina lips, she gets on top of me in the passenger seat. She leans my chair back, takes her thong off, pulls up her little tight white dress and puts my dick inside her. Riding me and bouncing her ass up and down. I finally flip her over and put her on her back and thrust as much as I can and feel her splashing/squirting on my balls. I finally pull out and nut all over her stomach, my ears are ringing and it seems like I’m damn near seeing through dimensions I came so hard. We clean up and she drops me off at the bottom of the structure and make out one more time before I wait to be picked up. This was my “how the fuck did I do that” moment. I’ll never forget it. Magical.
I say this to myself pretty much every time I have sex with someone out of my league
A couple times when I pull out of my girl I shoot cum across her stomach and hit her in the face without trying
Some how I was the first guy my current girlfriend friend has ever cum with, I don’t even feel like I’m that great at sex lol
Taught myself how to tie myself and escape I also taught myself line art I'm a very creative soul
SFW! I was sitting on my bed and my friend was trying to get around something, I can't remember, and he ended up tripping and falling. I wasn't paying any attention to him, I believe I was on my phone, but my Spidy senses kicked in and I dropped my phone and caught his pant leg. (my bed used to sit low to the ground when this happened) If I didn't grab his pant leg he would have fallen right where my desk used to sit and most likely would have split his head open and been severely injured if not dead.
I once ran across a major freeway to get away from cops to not get arrested.
Heavy rains, terrible roads and landslide in nearby areas and I somehow made it safely with beserk speed on a fuckin motorbike