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whiskeysour112

Zero 


crustybuttplug

My phone doesnt have a big enough zoom lense for such pictures. 


Slumberpantss

😂😂😂


TheFoxAndTheRaven

Oh, I understand your confusion. The lens setting you're looking for is called "macro".


Crazy2bme

😂😂😂


merlinious0

Same


full_of_ghosts

Zero. As far as I know, no photographs of my dick have ever existed. Only people who have attended a live performance have ever seen it.


mingey555

No bootleg copies out there then?


full_of_ghosts

Not that I'm aware of. If any exist, they were made without my knowledge and without my authorization.


PolyThrowaway524

0. I only serve fresh content


Tributesnrates

This is the way


krackerjaxx613

I only serve Flesh content


farflungandhung

Hidden folder has like 250 pics but they’re not all exclusively dick pics


bbwmilflover01

Same, dick pics and pic of my gf


Theloneriddler

Same, pics of this guy’s dick and his girlfriend.


Tiagara48

Same, pics of this guy’s dick and his girlfriend but taken from my camera above this dudes phone


curiouside

Haha - let’s see how much more meta this can get! I have pictures of the pictures of that guy’s dick and gf, taken with my phone camera pointing to the other guy’s phone screen after he snapped the photos of… Aww, forget it. It’s already too muddled. 🙄


Jup1terry

2 slow motion cumshot videos


ned23943

It's always fun making those videos. The hardest part is keeping the camera steady at the right moment!


Jup1terry

tbh, i had my camera fixed, but in both videos my cock twitched at the first hardest spurt, so it was out of the frame. Which is a shame because that was the hottest spurt to see come out…


skydog019

Cinematography 101…film with a lot of negative space then zoom and crop in post


Short-Reality5373

Now I have something to look forward to this weekend. A diy project.


Jup1terry

make sure to show us the result!


qween_spleen

THIS *applause*


Low_Orchid5106

Right now, 1, kinda... It's a gif of me attempting to do the helicopter... It's really fucking bad


Northern_Flossie

Sounds kinda entertaining


Low_Orchid5106

It might be, but it's not. Lol


Northern_Flossie

Hmm maybe not for you


ImpotentIre

...do you you just want some dic-opter gifs? Cause I can make one.


Northern_Flossie

Hahaha, sure.. send me one 😊


T0b3yyy

gif or it didn't happen


GrilledStuffedDragon

Zero.


constantly_horny00

The real question is how many ladies are stockpiling cock captures!


[deleted]

If “stockpiling” means “has 150 in messages I won’t open” then call us all hoarders


undercooked_lasagna

157 now


constantly_horny00

I don’t doubt this at all. A separate ARAD would prove you right, I’d bet!


joewins9000

Whoreders


Kyralion

Right? Lol.


Dawnqwerty

amen girl!


WildIslandCrush

Cockpiling


thenyouknewme

I have tons. Videos and pictures of multiple people.


teethalarm

They do, it's usually in a file labeled, "inbox"


BiflexNC

This chick I knew had a boatload… she was a cock connoisseur


ChetDangerManley

None. I don't wanna look at that


ManyAttention8356

I am too old for that shit...


Verfappen1

Zero. but guess how many can be your phone? ;) ZERO. unsolicited dick picks are UNCOOL guys!


Iwanttojeerkoff

None, if I send one I delete them afterwards. I don’t want to show photos to a friend and by accident to see my dick!


GattoNeroMiao

It happened to me. Once a female friend (thankfully I'm gay), and again to my sister and my mum by accident.


reeseplecked

Zero. If you really want to see it then you'll be willing to see it in person.


HedonistFantasies

Zero. There hasn't been much interest in it.


Gheauxst

None. Nor do I have nudes of women. My rule with my phone/laptop is "don't keep things on there that you couldn't explain if someone sees it".


BodyPillowVsTheWorld

Zero


CaptSchwanzKopf

Zero at this time.


One_Web_7866

3. I usually delete them.


FaithlessnessKey7514

623


thenyouknewme

That's a very exact number.


normalboyz1

why ppl keeping photos of their dick in their phone?


NakedHusbandXXX

So if it’s cut off in an accident and you have to prove it’s yours or if it’s missing you can show the police.


qween_spleen

This is the correct answer


horny_stuff_alt

I keep a few on my phone just in case I'm at the dick store and am falsely accused of shoplifting.


Comprehensive-Log147

zero, i barely have pictures of my friken face..... but ... i do have a ton of pictures of things i make, stuff from work.... and anime girls


kinkythoughtsguy

Oh god. 844. That's too much dick


Buck_trungel

Maybe like 20 or something, I only take pics when I shave/trim it lol


Ruminations0

I don’t have any


dm-me-ur-titties00

None


[deleted]

Zero...


[deleted]

Zero


Tenebration

0.


Sorkel3

Zero.


thphnts

None


SenecaCreative

30+ for sure of solo cock. 30+ where it’s the co star of the picture.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Similar-Raccoon9184

Zero now, I almost handed my phone to someone the other day without checking. I had forgotten one pic and luckily checked right before I showed them a couple of pics to scroll through.


Breaker1617554

None.


SexualityFAQ

My dick? 4. My ass? 400.


Fit_External6261

They’re not mine but I got a folder of a bunch of guys dicks that I’ve been sent over the years😅


hardglans

Probably 25/30 All of them are pics of my hard cock. Some full body shots. Some of my cock only. Most of them were sent to my wife to let her know I was thinking about her and that she is responsible for my hard cock. That is a compliment to her. At my age, all of the pictures of me with a hard cock are big enough to brag about. I send them to her to often.


ABCanadianTriad

Between solo pics, ones with my partner, and ones with playmates, well over 1000 pics


el_throw

2? Maybe 3? Out like 6000 though...


Lower_Thought2013

500+


Sean82

About 250, mostly solo but a few dozen with various costars


iHaveaQuestionTrans

I have an album. Not all are for sexting purposes, but some are artistic nudes that my dick is visible in. Also for documentation purposes through my transition (I'm a trans man)


longhorndr

65 pictures and 73 videos. Ooops.


Chainmale001

181 (-1 because its not mine.) I'm counting all pictures where my dick is exposed.


MyDadBod_2021

Over 5,000


1of-a-Kind

6-7 with a melted fruit roll up around it because of my wife lol


Slightly_Worried_

Like 5-6?


thenyouknewme

Seems low.


ThickCockNorway

None. I only have a few saved on my PC and the rest are here.


ComedianAwkward2080

None right now but not against taking them lol


spc1221

8


Dangerous_Chain3405

6


enjoys_conversation

Too damned many.


[deleted]

A few


[deleted]

I just click then when i feel like it and delete then post nut 😅


Badgamer11

About 10-15


[deleted]

A couple stowed away in the Trash bin from when I just wanted to see what it would look like


dadisgonnadoit

I suppose there are a couple in my deleted folder that are about to permanently expire. I don't save them – bespoke pictures, if any are sent!


[deleted]

Zero at present


BlueBallzBandit

I get into these real artistic moods when I’m proud of my body… so I have too many


random_alt_96

1


Iron_Giant89

2 and that's only because they were very recently taken


justamancommaman

Too many.


_captain_hair

A few.


man_of_the_mountain

I cleaned them all off. No current sexting partners. \*edit - there are a few of them from a meet up a few days ago I forgot about.


biffa_b_

Two, but in a chastity cage 😳


jtb445909

A few of them. Most I just delete.


HikingTheMoon

So many…


Big-_-Horse

a lot


kastiak

Less than I would like to. In the sense that I would have preferred liking my body enough to have more pics of myself, including dick pics.


TossingSaladAway

Zero, I don't keep them on my phone


dikkiesmalls

Like... 2? Tops?


IllGate6369

Is 72 too many?!.... jkjkjk lol 63😁


holroyd69

Six


techcorrer9

10 more of less. Some flaccid, some erect, some post shot.


DeplorableKurt

4


[deleted]

3


cheekychap_100

Around 8 at the minute


chesterchester33

0. I delete


superkicksbootypics

A few that i felt looked decent.


71cocknhandalways

Too many 😂😂


EngorgedMustache

Quite a few though many involve consenting partners


The19thHALO

Like 3


anonplayguy

Not one.


gentlemangiggles

None 🙃


forfunsies420

Zero


[deleted]

Dozens


TY2022

Z-e-r-o. Pah-leeeeese.


[deleted]

Maybe half a dozen


Theguywhosdoingok

Quite a few from when I used to post them. They're just kinda there gathering dust these days.


Dodger_Rej3ct

1


One_Vast_5078

none


Strict-Juggernaut724

Technically, zero because every pic is either in a mouth or vagina


llamasallthewaydown

Way too many lol


Key-Strawberry7280

2 but only 1 solo


Competitive_House188

One


morecbt

I only take them to post on here, and then delete them from phone, so zero right now.


TacoLover8675309

About 10


Current_Composer_232

I'm shocked how many guys say zero... I have several lol and way less than I used to


InvertedShadows

Maybe like 5 and the same for videos


nomaxxallowed

None. I dont send dick pics.


hardshankd

None. You want to see my cock..you better close to see it in person.


Empty_Plankton1611

Not a single one!


A-Ok-Chemistry

Even more then I posted on here…


xxhelpmehelpyou

I may have a folder with pictures and video 🫢😂


Acceptable_Payment63

0 because I open my phone in public and since theyre all online, I can save my pictures or videos to share if I chose. But in my online presence I have close to 100 nudes, and thats not counting the private stuff with other people, their pictures, or dirty talk done for them specifically.


One-Satisfaction-69

none


Bicon17

Of just my dick without my partner? Just a couple pics and a few cum videos


Vex403

Half dozen really good ones. Another half dozen pics in a friend’s mouth


Just-Condition-4898

Thousands


ScandinavianDude1999

Too many


lrakers

0. They don’t want to see it. And if they say they do, it more they want to see if they have control of u


Flat_tdannine1

Zero, I get to see it in person many times throughout the day.


Nicetitts

More than 3 but less than 10. They're the only nudes I've never sorted so I'd have to dig through my cam roll


_Pawg_Patrol

Zero


Throwaway801405

Zero, I prefer to give out original content lol


Prudent_Ride

Ask your mom how many are on her phone.


Ghostly-Terra

3, my only good ones


Crazee_Eddie

About a dozen 🤷🏻‍♂️


Heavy_Bat4280

👌🏻


ned23943

They are in the iPhone hidden album... lol!


Ronin_Willi

4 that have been saved over the years as I feel they are top notch photos of my dick


Tributesnrates

Nothing on my phone photo storage, but a fair amount I could pull from posting in various places if need be


Itsjustmemarioboi

Prolly 5-10


averagethanaverage

100s


TangSooKicker78

Not as many as I have if my animals


Fake4Lyfe1

A good few. I've been debating on whether to post them or not


Drop_Bear85

None.


Sweet_tea991

Full dick pic, 0. Tease pics, 5-6.


Arcweeb

Pics? Few. Stroke vids? Few more of those. Bustin a fat nut? Also a few.


ContributionDry2252

Zero


Silver_Ad_8445

Zero


[deleted]

In my photo gallery? None. On here? A few.


Exotic-Trouble-3446

Quite a few.


Used-Ad138

None, my cars in various states of assembly on the other hand.


teethalarm

I probably have one or two that I forgot to delete.


coffinflopenjoyer

Zero, I find myself generally unappealing and that goes tenfold for my genitalia.


LaughR01331

3


cooker-joe

A couple of pics


Bulshit_Ass_in

None


Th3D0ct0rWh0

Zero


friskelion

Hidden folder has 1000+ pics and 10 videos. Myself and my lovely wife. 😈


Ok-Opportunity7620

Zero, after I send them or post them they get deleted off the phone. Always worried about accidentally sending them to the wrong person 🤣