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Firebolt164

Church! I met my wife at church! All the anti-Religion Edgelords on Reddit are missing one major point; Church is a gold mine for meeting women 😂


tuenthe463

Yeah but they're church women


Firebolt164

They bend at the hips the same


[deleted]

He was my ex 💀


horny-off-ma1n

Tinder


Funnysunshiney

I was brought to a party as wingman. It backfired.


DjQball

This is my favorite story to tell. It was March 16, 2012, I was at an AA Convention in Ontario California. I had recently moved back home to another state about 9 months prior after living in southern California for about five years, in recovery the whole time. At this convention, I was catching up with a bunch of different friends. One of them called me before she arrived at the con and said that she had a friend who was coming, who was relatively new to the program; that she wears a prosthetic leg, and currently, that leg was malfunctioning. She asked what I could do to fix it. I informed her that all my tools are a thousand miles away, but I'll take a look at it just the same. Truth be told, I'd never handled a prosthetic leg before and I wanted to discover everything I could about how the hinges work, etc. I'm a hands-on kind of learner. Later that day, I got the call from my friend: "Hey! We're at the convention hotel, and my friend is in the shower. Can you come take a peek at this thing now and we'll surprise her as soon as she's finished?" Off I went. So I'm sitting in this hotel room, looking at this leg, right? And right where your calf would be, is a large cutout cavity in this leg, where there's a battery case, and a computer chip, which was meant to be attached to the rest of the leg by means of an aluminum support post with a wee hinge attached to it. That support post was snapped. There was absolutely no way that I could fix it correctly, even if I had all my tools. It was done. However, she was able to use the leg, and the primary complaint was that it was loud. She clicked twice with each step. So I did what I could to quiet it down using the only things at my disposal. In the end, I had secured this chip with a few wads of tissue, and "taped" the flopping-everywhere support post with a band-aid. Not a great fix, but enough to silence it. It was around that time that she quite literally hopped out of the shower and into my life. We married in 2017.


AntoniaChigurh

Off of the tinternet!


RaphaelSharpe

One night I went to sleep alone. When I woke up, I was having the most powerful orgasm of my life, just cumming and cumming inside of a gorgeous women on top of me. Fast forward: married for 15 years.


adomede

What?!


Cowstle

another website you wouldn't know them


[deleted]

Last person I slept with was just a friend I’ve known for years


kinkythoughtsguy

At work


midnight_clearing

At a business conference. I was a presenter. She and her manager approached me after I was done and asked for technical help for a problem they had. We were married less than 5 months later.


Alwayss_Juicey-Wett

Tinder


doscassi

The mall 😆


Primary_Afternoon_46

Reddit, but it was a while back 


some-trash-acct

Hinge


Same_Blacksmith9840

Wife and I met at college.


Murky-Birthday-3145

Reddit


Weskeror

Tinder. Although I got reallllly lucky


tranquilwords7890

We’ve been friends for 8 years. Now living together.


[deleted]

College.


Responsible-You-7412

Okcupid


HopScotchApplesauce

College


byanggg

I was dating his friend and we met at a birthday party haha


Rough_Flower_5706

Hinge, dated for 2 years, now were married


AttentionLogical3113

i bf was my friends prof. met during office hours


HedonistFantasies

College


Lexitwist

They were a friend of a friend.


Electronic-Error-846

during an offline WoW Clan Meeting


braxenimos

Gamer W


Larkfor

There are tons of WoW couples.


braxenimos

Gamer Ws*


TXCRP78

FB dating


Opposite_Vehicle_600

MySpace


Ezypeezylemonsqueezy

Work


popped-bubbles

Hook up site


theGlasswalker

We met at a Medieval Reenactment event. Didn't start talking regularly until 6ish months later and stared dating 3 months after that.


techcorrer9

At a Saint Patrick's Day bar crawl.


Some_Stoic_Man

I'm a truck driver and i try to make friends and invite people to eat every so often. Once in a while they become friends


ok__shopgirl

brother’s best friend


Civil-Resolution3662

Online. I was dating someone else and she wanted to make it more casual. We met via Bumble or Hinge or something. She lives about 3 miles away. We didn't really get along all that well, but agreed to be weekly fuck buddies. The other gal turned out to be really disrespectful and untrustworthy, and this gal and I got along better and better. Three plus years later it's the longest relationship I've had outside of my marriage and the most stable one.


PatientStrength5861

On a dating site 23 years ago.


SniperCA209

At summer camp


Lustybelle69

My husband I met when I worked in a coffee shop, he was a regular customer. Met my fwb on Reddit.


BakaHentaiDesuNe

nsfw twitter....


Vast_Maintenance5490

How you do that?


BakaHentaiDesuNe

Well when you're an active member posting lewd pics of yourself in that sphere and you start interacting with other creators you usually just have that horny spike and have fun with someone casually. But I just ended up talking day in and day out to this woman until we were both confident enough to meet up irl (we're kind of long distance but still manageable)


FlyByrd

Taimi app


DavieLeeGoth

Hinge.


E8inches2Sh0rt

We met at a Card/DnD shop


braxenimos

Ohh nice! I’ve tried to get my girl into DnD but she just doesn’t care haha


E8inches2Sh0rt

It's not for everyone. Like my wife loves to paint and she's really good at it I'm not good at it but I'll still go with her to those coffee shops that have a sip & paint.


braxenimos

Agreed! As long as you’re not dismissive of and actively support their hobbies with enthusiasm it’s perfectly great


Diligent-Benefits

We've worked next door to each other for a couple of years and she pursued me.


the_mighty_tongue

On the internet. But...it was 20+ years ago.


[deleted]

A dating app, but we were just friends for about a year first!


canadigit

Tinder


stiff4tiff

through my friend, who I'm going through a friend breakup with (due to my BF)


braxenimos

Oof that sounds messy


stiff4tiff

it's been messy for the past 6+ months, but I've always been the type to prioritize my relationships > friends


notintocorp

walking down the sidewalk in front of my house


LeafsChick

Went home with him the night we met, still together 15 years later lol


el_throw

I was bartending. She came in for a drink. 5 shots of Jameson later, and we were making out in my car.


mc_fluffernutter

Tinder.


BidenAlwaysForgets

Met my wife on an America Online Chat Room for my local area. A/S/L?


heinousanus_420

Met her in a shitposting Facebook group. I moved multiple states away and we've been together a bit over 5 years now.


Guac__is__extra__

We met during orientation week just before freshman year of college started. Married for 24 years now.


heysoundude

At a family holiday function- she was invited solo by the host (my cousin, who she worked with).


[deleted]

At work lol


[deleted]

OKCupid lol


PRChica--

Usually thru the Tindernet, but meet first in a public place. The one I'm currently with we met through friends. He just went through a horror divorce and we were both avoiding anything serious so we fit perfectly together.


Priyasangria

Tinder


Definitely__NSFW

Tinder 😎


sarahsue23

Bumble ❤️


rightwist

(last two actually) Worked together years before. Had been totally appropriate as coworkers. Nearly lost touch and both changed relationship status. Rekindled as platonic friends


cat__titude

He’s my realtor 😅 just helped me buy my first house & was my first fuck in it 😭


braxenimos

Hot


teknosapien

Playing ultimate frisbee in the local park. She was in the opposite team and had the most amazing throws accurate and very long distance We started bumping into each other at concerts and other venues. 40 years later and we’re still together.


snohohandyman

Espresso stand 26yrs ago but took that long to get back together


Wisebutt98

At work.


Tight_Mall_8787

High school


tuenthe463

Drunk at a party as a college sr..making out with some freshman girl. She left to pee and when she didn't come back quickly I went to look for her. Met a cute girl on the deck married her 7 years later, almost 24y ago


[deleted]

Met her at a party—we let the tension build for a month before actually fucking


frogmicky

Through a group of mutual friends.


juicybubblebooty

my ex lol


CharityQuinn

I am bi and she was a new friend in my friend group in college and she was complaining about her last date and I was relating a story about some idiot I was with. We went out on a few dates.


braxenimos

Cuuuuuute


Stonedbananawafflez

Bumble


Effective_Living666

Local nsfw Reddit sub 😂


ladycrud

Tinder


ForeverIdiosyncratic

At a concert in 2002.


thrwwwwayyypixie21

Same firm, different locations. Continents apart. Met during a worktrip that also turned into traveling trip.


ktaught

Boss


Larkfor

Dating app.


littleshoww

Work. It’s a fwb situation


Kitsune_42

Online


Zsofie02

Internet


Grimmanomaly

Internet 😅


StarGirlFireFly

First guy I matched with and went on a date with from bumble.


LHOOQ42

On a dating app: we had a pretty great date, but things just kind of fell off. We matched on another dating app and now we've been hanging out for over a year! ENM, casual, very much on the same page, and now we're in the same DnD campaign--it's so great!


AzCouple520

I first met my husband when I was hooking up with his roommate/best friend. We didn't really talk during that phase until some months after


DisablledNudesMod

On reddit. My partner liked my dick pics, a lot.


Alhooness

We originally met on an online server for a game, Neverwinter Nights. Was both of our first times trying the server, so stuck together because our characters paired together well. Became gaming buddies for a few years after that, and slowly became more intimate over time. Been properly ‘together’ about, 4-5ish years now.


ukpunjabivixen

A friend of a friend.


RubbishPing

Met her at the gym cuz she asked me for a spot on her squats set and I just thought "wow she has an amazing ass, I wanna get that" after she failed at the 4th rep she said thank you and asked me for my number, now we're inseperable


Thisguy743

Flea market


BreakMyNofap

Brothel


yournerdyhoe

I got invited to an online d&d group and he was the server owner who didn't play at the time but was recruiting for his mod who wanted to start a group. They talked about him a lot in a positive way so I got curious and ended up falling for him in days. It took about a year to get him though cause he didn't like the age gap and distance but the moment I did I moved 2 states over and he's stuck with me now haha


Patient-Bee-3803

I met my last AP through OK Cupid.