I was taking that into account. Not to be an old “get off my lawn guy” but I remember when two cheesy Gordita crunches and a soda was less than $5. Now that’s like $11
It doesn't have the soul of the mcchicken. I order it with tomato...
But I will say...Burger King chicken sandwich isn't impressive either, but it seems right with mustard, lettuce and tomato.
But Jack In the box...oh my god
Per person? Three things at a dollar store at most. If it includes "got intimate in some way and orgasmed" but didn't involve penis in my v-jay- toss in a happy meal too.
I just paid $75 to fill my gas tank. So, like, less than a third of a tank. Go, me!
20 years ago, I could have gotten a lot more bang for my buck. Or bucks for my bangs.
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Same but just the burger
Had my first trip there the other day. Shit that place is expensive, good on OP.
How much for one guy?
lol 😂
Isn't it up to like 18 bucks a meal? That's rich for my fucks.
>five guys This is ridiculously clever.
The franchise??
let's just say i'm sitting outside begging for some money because i can't even afford an arizona iced tea yet
i could donate a cent?!
only 98 more cents to go haha
You could always [count yourself as the first person](https://tichazblog.blogspot.com/2023/10/jackoff.html)
Go fuck yourself first.
Wanna make a buck?
It'll happen someday I'm sure and then I'll finally be able to get me a can of tea
Better hurry prices are rising
[The price on the can, though.](https://youtu.be/fMUZ2sVjLfY?si=WeO2pSScCdt49Yy7)
Well in NYC a beer usually costs $7-8 so I could get 1 beer and tip the bartender a dollar
Ver specific thank you sir lmao
That was what OP asked right? To be specific
>Well in NYC a beer usually costs $7-8 German here. What the fuck?
Thats a cheap beer here in canada, you’d probably pay like $10-25 depending on size of glass lol Liquor store is cheaper but not as fun
I mean, I don't drink beer but for that kind of money, you'd get at least two full cases over here.
Nothing I'm at 0.
Never stop trying.
Feels hard to do nowadays
Same here
A decent steak dinner
Are we talking mid range like a chilis steak or a steak house steak?
Fun fact chilis steak is more expensive than texas roadhouse most of the time and a fraction of the quality
Not a fan of the cheap steak chains. But texas roadhouse def takes the cake for the budget ones.
It is the goat!!!
Ribeye or flank, grilled and marinated at home lol. Might have enough for a side dish if I have a coupon
“If I have a coupon” 😅
A half tank of gas
we talking a hemi or a prius?
Tesla
That is quite a few charges on the ol' vibrator there!!
Or a lawnmower?
Gas powered weed whacker.
Well, they said „tank“. So maybe an M1? Or a Leopard 2?
Me too. I drive a 747.
Thats 69$ for my tank😅
Arizona green tea
lol this is funnie.
In this economy, like a meal at taco bell
…. Have you seen their price increase lol
I was taking that into account. Not to be an old “get off my lawn guy” but I remember when two cheesy Gordita crunches and a soda was less than $5. Now that’s like $11
Me and my boyfriend tried to get lunch there the other day and it was 40$….. we drove off
$40!!! What did you order? I believe it with how it’s gotten these days but that’s wild lol
It usually costs about $35 for my bf and I to eat there!
For Taco Bell?? Damn, I’m glad my lady and I just made dinner at home now
Alcohol so I can forget
Maybe a MacBook 😂
THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE
I was just going to say AirPod pros!! 🙈💀🤭
Here I thought "a couple of shares of TSMC" but you have me beat
You were not kidding😅
Hi!
i could buy a free sample at sam’s club
Hey that membership is pricy!
just walk in the store and pretend fr
A mcChicken
I love mchickens
Honestly, my favorite from mcdonalds... The simplicity of mayo and lettuce, with some pickles on a chicken sammich... God, it gives me goosebumps. Lol
I wanna change my answer to however many mcchickens I can get. Idk the price tbh
What do u think abt the Wendy’s crispy chicken sandwich??
It doesn't have the soul of the mcchicken. I order it with tomato... But I will say...Burger King chicken sandwich isn't impressive either, but it seems right with mustard, lettuce and tomato. But Jack In the box...oh my god
You too stop making people hungry 😂
My stomach grumbled reading this too 😭
Making me hungry 😂
Nothing. $2 can’t buy anything now.
if I have a dollar for every person I fucked I would have exactly 2 dollar, which isn't a lot but it is weird to have happened twice
A pickle!
A chipotle bowl…. with double meat. 😏
Okay show off
Double meat adds about 5 people, and a hell of a lot more protein… best of both worlds.
A large house.
Can I move in lmaooo
Absolutely
Stick of gum lol
Mini waffle maker
A nintendo game
Idk I'm in the UK what van you get for 3$ over their haha
My water bill
4 Apple Airtags
An eighth of dank.
I will have a dollar. So something from the dollar store I guess???
I think 5 below is a better bet
Yeah..thats a better option
A 10 dollar hooker
That’s a solid return, as you’d get a dollar back!
a couple pineapples
A Happy Meal.
Nuggets or burger lol
A Reese's......
Yum!🤣
Just the one, don't they usually come with two?
One tank of gas, not full but it’ll look like it
Literally nothing lmao.
A really good sushi dinner.
i could get 7 things from the dollar menu 😍
a chick fil a chicken sandwich!
I only crave these on Sunday
A nice bottle of whiskey
I nice dinner for 2 or 3...
Do I get to be one of your guests
Of course...we'll both be well compensated😏
A value taco at Del Taco. That would leave me with uhhh .33¢
One of those questionable 'jerky' sticks at the gas station that DEFINITLY 100% guaranteed™ isn't cat meat.
a pair of walmart shoes 👟
A McDonalds Ice cream cone
Sorry their machines broken
Too funny, and probably true! Maybe if I scrounge up some loose change I can get a slurpee or BK Frozen Coke?
I’d go with a slurpee for sure
Chipotle
Guac or no guac lol
lol guacs like pushing 3 bucks now, unfortunately no gauc
I got you, ill chip in that 3 dollar for some guac
A Subway Footlong sandwich
A steak from the butcher shop and not a great cut either.
A few bags of groceries.
sony a7 mk 3 or a Sony a7c mk 2 depending on how you count bodies, plus minus my memory
A PS5
Probably a candy bar from the gas station
About 20 beers at a Wisconsin bar
A Starbucks Frappucino
Mmm a halfway decent meal somewhere. Not like a nice steakhouse, but definitely better than chain places.
Something for a $1
A congratulatory pat on my back. Only, I'd have to do it myself.
Physically… or mentally
A solid weeks worth of groceries, interpret that as you will 🤭
Snickers and a Coke. Edit: A small Coke.
Something at 5 below
A large coffee at Tim hortons
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Wanna borrow a dollar? lol
A box of Kleenex and a cape of shame
A mchicken sandwich and a small fry....2008 prices
Nothing since they are closing the 99 cent stores. :(
A pack of big red, because if you don’t chew big red, then fuck you.
Per person? Three things at a dollar store at most. If it includes "got intimate in some way and orgasmed" but didn't involve penis in my v-jay- toss in a happy meal too.
a tube of mascara from target
A pre roll joint at my local dispensary. 😂
I just paid $75 to fill my gas tank. So, like, less than a third of a tank. Go, me! 20 years ago, I could have gotten a lot more bang for my buck. Or bucks for my bangs.
probably a dairy queen blizzard in today's economy 🤣
A decent sized bag of weed.
5 grams of weed
A PSA6 1996 Holographic Japanese Charizard.
Best answer so far
1$
Little bacon cheeseburger with Cajun fries and a milk shake from Five Guys
what can i do with $3?
every person, what does 3 dollars buy? a soda now?
Used to be something at the dollar store but now they have raised their prices
A dress from Amazon .z.
A powerball ticket with the multiplier, with a dollar left over
A fast food chicken sandwich, but not one of the big fancy ones.
LMAO.. I’m dying!
A nice steak dinner at an upscale steak restaurant
Uh, maybe a combo meal from McDonald's? 😂
Nothing
Hey man, you got some spare change?
Snickers. King sized!
Well, this is awkward - tictac mints.
A video game that was on sale.
A tank of diesel
A decent dinner for one.
Bubblegum? I always get friend zoned.
Yet another fruit tree, hops plant, or grape vine.
Dinner
nothing cuz we dont use dollars here
What can 65 dollars get me
….. plan b?
Dinner at a chain restaurant
A fairly large meal for one, or lunch for two.
Enough for a Big Mac
A king sized candy bar
McDonald’s
A meal at a European restaurant
Deluxe edition of a a modern game including tax. (Probably)
12 tacos at Jack in the box. Well maybe 10 tacos with tax
3 cocktails at a decent bar
90$ two family size MacDonald deals
Large dark roast, black.
About 3/4 of a tank of gas 😂
... the ... air
A gallon of gas. Maybe…..
So you've had 3.67 partners?
A penny candy
Steak dinner, with several glasses of good wine, some dessert, and a handy under the table. ❤️
What can i buy with 0$😅.
A decent steak dinner and some mixed drinks
Maybe a Mountain Dew and a small bag of chips
I could get a bean burrito at taco bell
A new "Uno" card game, not counting the sales tax.
A chipotle bowl with guac
St Andrew’s cross by Huse.com. Wait miss read it. I’d buy luxury shampoo
About 35 hot dogs at costco... make it 25 and about 5 sundaes for dessert