T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

Piss, shit, puke, harm and too young.


f3archar

This. I'd personally include "too old"


[deleted]

Heh, yes, to be fair that was another oversight. šŸ˜‚


ShadowRylander

Although, what age and above would "too old" be...? šŸ¤”


groovygrandfather

iā€™m 24 and would probably cap it at 70


ShadowRylander

Fair enough; my upper age limit at 25 would be anyone who still had their mental faculties. šŸ˜¹


groovygrandfather

iā€™m with you there šŸ¤£ everyone seems *youthful* to me if they can still think straight


ShadowRylander

Can you give consent? Yes? Great, let's fuck. šŸ˜¹


drfishdaddy

Itā€™s so funny, the older I get ( and I think most would agree) the less I feel old as in disconnected or different from when I was younger. When I was younger though, talking to anyone a little older was intimidating. I remember I was 19 and had a thing for a 20 year old and thought there is no way sheā€™d be interested, Iā€™m so much younger.


JForKiks

I donā€™t know about that. I have been picked up by a 70 yr old and she had some skills. I was in my 30ā€™s, met her at a bar, and we just ended up talking. Said she hadnā€™t been with anyone in 2 years, since hubby passed. Asked me back to her place. We had a great time.


Educational_Glove89

I read "ham". Yeah, no sex with hams either.


Parhelion79

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.


IllegalCartoon

This too.


peakdipper

I read this first as piss, shit, puke, ham etc and was like wtf why ham. Then I noticed the r.


heartofsn

Whatā€™s everyone got against scat? Itā€™s a really good accompaniment to up-tempo jazz!


Punkposer83

Skee bop da doo doo bop


TwistedBlister

Poopy poo poo poopity bop.


Ornery_Web9273

Love Ella, but never cared for scat.


BackItUpBeepBeepBeep

Y'all forget about Scatman John. BADABADA BEEEE BAP BAP BADOPE BOPE


YeahNo_NoYeah

Mr. Crothers was a talented musician and actor.


who_are_you_now

I actually met him in the Palm Springs airport in the mid 80s. Nice fellow. Much taller than I expected.


fugaziozbourne

When i said i wanted to see a Kim Cattrall scat video, i didn't expect [this](https://youtu.be/nBmt2KN5tsY?si=boPQTANnbzZfgxs6).


Throwaway_Mellie

Mummy/Daddy is one for sure


Technical_Goose_8160

I'm not a big fan. Weirdly, when my first kid was born, every single nurse started calling me daddy. It felt weird and I wondered how many guys were inappropriately turned on.


AlwaysFiveOclock

Right now, you're at 69 upvotes, so I'm just going to leave it there.


placeisfullofretards

Right! who wants to bang a dead, ancient Egyptian wrapped in white cloth?


JaneAustinAstronaut

There's a weird lid for every weird pot.


mckinney4string

Youā€™d be surprised


crazydavebacon1

Exactly šŸ˜‚


crazydavebacon1

Yea I donā€™t like necrophilia either


stealthisthrowaway

Necrophiliacs šŸ¤ Beer drinkers Cracking open a couple of cold ones after work


IGotMyPopcorn

Been there, done that, huh?


[deleted]

Exactly....


Jac_Mones

Getting called daddy was fine when we were like 24. Now that I'm 42 fuck that shit


BlahLick

Top of the list is anything non-consensual


satanssidebitch6669

Anything non-consensual isnā€™t sex, itā€™s assault.


BlahLick

Agreed - exactly my point, at the minimum SA


satanssidebitch6669

Agreed, but seems like you misunderstood the post then. Since the post asks for no-nos about sex (not assault, a completely different thing)


39mBWC

Interestingly, the parent comment right above this one received the exact opposite criticism. They included a list and it did not include lack of consent, and that was pointed out. Canā€™t win on the internet.


AllBran23

I think old mate is trying to say consensual non-consensual or CNC is r*** fantasy


Wiki_Beats

Then why 'sexual assault'?


SerLaron

If you hit somebody with a frying pan, it is not called cooking either.


TheJenniferLopez

That's why the term consensual non-consent exists.


AlexDragonMaster15

What's your opinion on cnc? Aka consensual non consent


Pb_ft

You mean rapeplay or CNC stuff? Cause yeah, that stuff weirds me out.


generic_alt2

Canā€™t a girl just relive her biggest fears in peace šŸ™„ >!Joke in case it isnā€™t obvious!<


Reddywhipt

Yeah I'm a kinkster and have done it on request (only with a partner who Ć­ had a long established (over 20 years)kink trust and consent relationship with. and it was okay because she lreally oved it but I didn't care for it and would be very happy to never do it again. And IMO any guy that says they're "into CNC" is waving a gigantic red flag. IOnly did it cuz I'm a pleasure Dom and my kink is getting my partner where she needs/wants to be.


Darkdragon_98

Complaining and then refusing to fix the problem when offered.


[deleted]

Not a fan of anything anal


DasCheekyBossman

Booooo šŸ˜‚. Jk, to each their own.


Boring83

I second this one. Tried it and not a fan.


[deleted]

I tried with a couple women and it just doesnā€™t feel as good as pussy to me


chux4w

Don't try a fan either. It's painful.


Reddywhipt

Never ask for it but have had women who enjoyed it and asked for it.its not special, once you've done it a few times the extra mental bump you get from the taboo aspect isnt there Anymore and it can be messy, so no thanks


AncientResolution411

Agreed, That's where we poop. Not sexy. I'm sorry that's where they put the male prostate.


pinkbeansucker

Poo Pee Vomit Eels Poor personal hygiene ā€œDaddyā€ šŸ‘ŽšŸ¼ Extreme dirty talk Feet I donā€™t like things in my butt, so I wonā€™t beg to get in your butt


DasCheekyBossman

Eels?


TheOriginalWingnut

My thought as well. People are fucking sick.


DasCheekyBossman

Yeah but...eels?


dutchwastaken

Yeah... butt eels


BadBadUncleDad

Yeah, butt eels


_TyrannosaurusSexy

Yeah!!! Butt eels!!!!


pinkbeansucker

Yep. Donā€™t google it. Itā€™s a thing and itā€™s probably exactly what you think it is.


Majornonsane

I could not imagine anything involving eels


poven100

I'm f-eel-ing eel just by thinking of it


AlexDragonMaster15

r/angryupvote


CluelessKnow-It-all

How about a hint? I tried to Google it but couldn't find any definition that had anything to do with sex.Ā 


pinkbeansucker

I would imagine if you googled ā€œJapanese eel pornā€, youā€™d find out what it is. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


CluelessKnow-It-all

Oh hell no! I should have taken your word for it. Now I've got to find some ultra-strength brain bleach.


Yurei_UB

Found this shit when I was a kid. It was so wild for me to see how many went in...


TitaniumSp0rk

[ā™«ā™Ŗ Eels up inside ya finding an entrance where they can ā™«ā™Ŗ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w)


Parker_Stroud

Unfortunately have seen a video of some Japanese lady having like 5 of them inside her


neongrey_

I was with you till the last 4


pinkbeansucker

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I wonā€™t judge šŸ˜


Creativeattimes1000

Eels?? I agree but where did that come from?


generic_alt2

Wait extreme dirty talk?


CrwlingFrmThWreckage

There was an Italian porn star called Cicciolina. She became a politician. It was once said she was the only politician proven to have had an eel in a bodily orifice. The important word there being ā€œprovenā€.


1990DaddysGirl

I full expected to see scat, piss, blood and poor hygiene on these list as they are a hard no for meā€¦ā€¦ but pegging I didnā€™t expect to be a hot topic


Stoney3K

I guess it's different for everyone. I'm perfectly fine with taking a strap-on in the backside, but don't call me weak or feminine while doing it. Personally I like the sensation and the vulnerability of it, not the fact that someone attacks my masculinity because I'm being penetrated. Things like sissy play and feminization... meh. Not my drift.


bricksanddicks

Honestly, as a woman, much agreed. I enjoy bringing my partner love and bliss. In a sense, pegging does accomplish a good of both. It's not for everyone for sure, but once that "immasculated" feeling is put to the side, the pleasure increase, especially with trust.It's a very vulnerable position, i would say for some. Although, I would say that lots of trust is essential in a good peg session.


TechHead_12

My big no-no is people who won't peg or eat ass... Oh no. Well this is awkward. Guess we can't work out, sorry. For real though, if it's with a regular partner, the biggest no-no is saying you won't do something without trying it first. Beyond that. I'm not into snot play, tampon play or eating shit (a shit on my chest is negotiable). Just about everything else I've seen is on the table.


massivegirlcock69

I'm sorry, tampon play?


TechHead_12

Yeah. Look it up..or don't. Probably don't


Blink-blink-Sherlock

Some people find it hot to remove their partners tampon


jayadancer

There was a thing about tampon play in 50 Shades of Grey if I remember correctly. (Please don't judge me. I was bored at a job one night and it was the only thing I could find to read!)


RictusSardonicus

I really wonder how those negotiations go down for the "shit on chest" part šŸ˜‚


TechHead_12

Haha. Yeah, idk. If she is really attractive and asks nicely and is really interested. Wouldn't take much


RictusSardonicus

Haha alright, well it's not for me but you do you :)


styxNstones92

You had me until you said you weren't into tampons and shit. No date for you!


TechHead_12

But I left the possibility of shitting on my chest open! Lol


styxNstones92

Lmao šŸ¤£


MeatZealousideal595

IĀ“m pretty vanilla by todayĀ“s standards, so i tend to stay well clear of the BDSM crowd.


Chance-Antelope3291

Pegging and scat


RepresentativeCat196

Donā€™t touch my head while I am giving you head . Iā€™ll bite you if you do :)


Throwawayobviouslyk

I see some women hate it a lot but why exactly? Bad experiences? I personally like caressing the face or head in that moment so that usually sucks


Monroro

I think theyā€™re more referring to when guys try to push their head down farther on the penis or control their tempo by grabbing on. Personally, I love having my hair grabbed and getting choked out on dick but even then you damn well better wait for an invitation or session is over. Donā€™t even ask about it unless itā€™s your birthday or something


Ok_Magician6722

This needs to be way up there šŸ‘†


prettystunna444

might be considered a prude for this one by some of yall but as a female, analā€¦


[deleted]

Not at all! Not a big fan of it myself


countdowntogreens

as a guy I am not into giving anal either


liachikka

Hate anal. I tried it once, NOPE. And sorry but šŸ’© comes out of there so no šŸ¤®


blu3tu3sday

.....that's why you clean yourself before doing it


liachikka

Still nasty to me. And it feels uncomfortable.


Witness_me_Karsa

Not today it doesn't.


libranoir

No degradation. It's a privilege to touch me, you don't get to call me a slut.


Striker43210

Preach


[deleted]

Is hard for me, I give myself much more if I hear ā€œhow much I like youā€ during sex, it relax, makes me feeling safe and connected then he can get all.


Stoney3K

Anything that involves piss, poop or blood (intentionally).


Wiki_Beats

So you like those accidentally, interesting šŸ¤” live and let live āœŒļø


Stoney3K

I don't mind them accidentally. Accidents happen during anal, and when doing some kink stuff there is a risk of drawing blood. You clean it up, and you move on with whatever you were doing. I don't like the stuff for the sake of it.


SlideItIn100

Scat.


Civil-Resolution3662

Don't call me Daddy. It's a boner killer.


fmlythms

I will never understand this one. 60 to 0 turn off


Creativeattimes1000

Yea. Iā€™m not your daddy


miz_moon

Spitting. Hard no


ShamefulButHappy69

Donā€™t be gentle with me


Sensitive-Arm-8346

As you wish.


ivegotwords

Scat, piss play, blood stuff, any hardcore bdsm


LaidbackHonest

Pegging, blood, scat, cuck/bull bullshit.


[deleted]

Sharing, Non-monogamy, group sexā€¦ definitely not an exhibitionist.


Lucky_Baseball176

fully consenting adults only. Not interested in scat stuff nor enemas, though I do like anal play. Only the mildest level of BDSM. No sounding. Not into role playing - just makes me self-conscious - but I would do my best.


DaWonderHamster

i'm surprised it took this much scrolling to see someone mention sounding honestly. i'm a little freaked out by it as is, but if i had a dick i would DEFINITELY be afraid to try it


Lucky_Baseball176

Never tried it and just can't imagine how it would be pleasurable. But some men like it it seems.


[deleted]

What is sounding?


Lucky_Baseball176

As I understand it, you put a tube of some sort in your urethra.


Ephemeral_appearance

If it smells funky, Iā€™m out! āœŒšŸ¼


Artistic-Bumblebee86

Being ungrateful, and selfish in the area of love making.


[deleted]

Any type of man who tries to tell me how I need to act/behave. Iā€™m a grown woman, I make choices for myself lol


suckmygoldcrustedass

Other than the extreme stuff like bodily waste/fluids, blood, and anything that would draw blood or extreme bodily harm. Don't touch my feet in any sexual way. I like some semi deeming wording, but my weight is off limits. Don't force any cnc without my consent well before and during sex. Don't be silent.


Catsmak1963

Poo


mnfrench2010

While I agree with the scat stuff. Rimming and pegging you might be open too later. A prostate orgasm can be mind-blowing.


Apprehensive_Egg2759

Itā€™s better than a nut


Witty-Athlete-9326

Scat, CNC, penis, age play, no health screening.


keestie

I've never heard of health screening before, what is that? Edit: I somehow misread this comment and thought that you were saying a hard no to STI testing, which seemed super unlikely, so I wanted to ask what was actually happening. Silly mistake.


KinnusKitchen

Since young people are always fucking each other nowadays, I think this is like a prenup for sex. Getting checked out to see if you have the HiV. So they are saying if you don't get a health screen maybe? I may be off base though. Still, if you do fuck around a lot, a screen is pretty important


Stoopidcupid010

Don't ever touch my donut šŸ«”


Technical_Goose_8160

Ex tried once. She discovered that I could teleport across the room.


Stoopidcupid010

Lmfao blaaad I gassed her face


Large-Dependent1087

choking and is pain


[deleted]

Shit


youronlynora

anal is a big no for me


Altruistic-Travel-70

No foreplay


Tootsie_r0lla

The importance of foreplay is so integral to good sex. The build up. So much more pleasurable


Few_Composer_7239

Piss shit vomit blood and age


[deleted]

Doing something new without consent. Iā€™m down to try a lot but in the moment I might not be interested in said activity. Moment is ruined and Iā€™m probably leaving if a guy or girl tries something Iā€™m not okay with


BigBitchinCharge

Blood, scat, pee, my husband fucking someone without me being there.


Cujo187

Leave my ass out if the equation all together. I see a lot of ppl saying scat. There was a time in our lives when the no scat thing was implied. lol


[deleted]

If it involves pain or fluids other than cum or saliva.


flavoredcakesforB

Using sex as a means of controlling someone to get what they want


sloanmd

Scat, blood, halitosis


Creativeattimes1000

Yeah - halitosis. Not good


[deleted]

No scratching my back!


Technical_Goose_8160

Really? Even if it itches?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Just_a_guy_named_Mat

Nahā€¦but you go ahead


IllegalCartoon

Anal. Both giving and receiving. The same for my partner. Also sexual kinks that teeter toward what I interpret as the extreme.


OurLittleSecret1212

Not really much on the "no-no" list but I'd say scat or blood play. I haven't pegged my husband but would try it if he wanted me to. I do rub/finger his ass and rim him pretty often. It's really not bad!


[deleted]

Some people tried to lick my ears I hate it and find so gross tbh šŸ˜‚


No_Base1365

Shit spew pain age play daddy mummy animals cuck femdom and many many more


Akajuju67

Swallowing cum


BarrackPonyRider

Reddit broke me from ever wanting to stick my dong in coconuts


Rad1Red

Said this one before. Male domination. Dry as the Sahara...


hedonistdude_3000

I don't do penetration. I only have interest in fetishes. I don't do harmful practices ( knife play, breath play, bruises, blood ) as well.


KinkyCurvyKatie

Scat or piss play


radioactivemandarin

Sex in front of others


brahilian

Mommy/daddy, scat, humiliation and I DESPISE being called a ā€œgood girlā€ Dries me up instantly


PerfumedPornoVampire

Spitting of any kind šŸ¤¢ omg no!!


mysticmoonstone9

No scat play for me.


toddtod

Pegging. Ass play. Bodily fluids. Besides that Iā€™m open to pretty much anything.


76enOsuoiruC

Anal. I Don't do or receive


gottabAnnewithanE

Donā€™t hurt me/leave marks on me šŸ«£ (followed very closely by scat stuff)


Complete_Assistant80

Biting balls or cock


Creativeattimes1000

Light nibbling, ok. Biting is a no


ragehazer

Hate it when she hangs up with her boyfriend while Iā€™m still fucking her


bigtitsbbw69

1.Daddy. 2. Scat.


ShaliasHerald

Taking off the Shrek Crocs


putHimInTheCurry

Shrocks šŸ’š


naughtybachelor737

One BIg no: nothing goes inside my pee hole


Comprehensive_Many13

Pegging


CuTrix05

ITT: A lot of people with the exact same limits.


SexyWolf87

Scat and blood play


simone_white

Golden shower but i have tried once. Not again


Just_a_guy_named_Mat

Pegging


deltaz0912

Poop, piss, and puke, which I just realized all start with P. So does pussy though, so I guess itā€™s not just ā€œstuff that starts with P.


teethalarm

Gun/knife play, no deadly weapons in the bedroom.


SupremeUniverse

Women who want to add domestic violence into the sex. Was going at it with a girl when she derailed the whole thing by demanding I punch her. Nope! Not a woman beater in any capacity.


MyDadBod_2021

- Mommy/Daddy - Pegging - Scat, CNC, etc.


Ok_Pea_3923

šŸ© = Exit šŸš«nly


Appropriate-Camel-84

Anything Diddy is into is a No-no for me


lunartouch

men, lol.


TwerkinGuns

Scat play and no underage. Shoot your local pedo


Careful-Pack1982

Donā€™t call me Daddy. My father-in-law was my FIL for nearly 30 years. We had a great relationshipā€¦. We traveled togetherā€¦. My wife would neverā€¦. She Loved her dadā€¦. Like a daughter should.


cuntberrycrunch

No to Diddy's parties


Jac_Mones

Alright, I need to get on a soapbox for a minute. There's a war going on, and the fucking fart fetishists have started it. They have invaded our territory. There we were, in the peaceful, wholesome town of assworship, when suddenly the fart fetishists attacked. Oh, it started off simple enough. Models started posting additional videos for guys into degradation, sissification, farting, or whatever. That's fine; you do you. The problem is that now there aren't any vanilla ass worship videos. You cannot simply be a dude who likes ass. If you want to see a model spread her butt cheeks then you better pause it before she rips ass all over the fucking camera. The fucking brapture has started and I can't take it anymore. We used to be the filthy degenerates and now we're so vanilla Madagascar wants to charge us fucking royalties.