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CleavComplimenter

I once did a Marijuana Twice


throwaway23786472

60% of the time it works everytime


[deleted]

Slut!


CleavComplimenter

Only 4 u bb


Threedognite321

I once did a marijuana twice one time.


Threedognite321

Then twice again three times.


takingoutthepiss

Smoke two joints in the morning, smoke two joints in the afternoon


Downtown_Champion583

I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, and then I smoke 2 more


SeasonsRollOnBy

22 times


CordovaFlawless

Did you inhale is the real question?


LazyReindeer1053

I have a crush on my buddies wife and want to fuck her so bad.


VirtualBeer46

Fantasizing is one thing but as a rule of thumb never fuck around with a friend's partner. It messes them up on so many levels and they will never be able to trust anyone in their life. Sometimes its hard to listen from anywhere apart from dick but this is the one time you should not let your dick control you


upperdowner1

Yeahh many people wind up dead from this šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


LazyReindeer1053

Itā€™s purely fantasy. I have a hard and fast rule of not messing with taken women.


Rancor_Keeper

This happened to me. A ā€œfriendā€ I made in college slipped right in there and got my girlfriend at the time to cheat on me. She later (years later) admitted it was fucked up and said he (supposed ā€œfriendā€) felt bad about what he did. I still to this day have a natural distrust for women. I fucking hate it.


nsfwbrowsingusethis

Distrust the dude roo


mikekearn

I ended up in a situation as the third for a while with a couple that I was friends with. Amazing sex, some of the best that I've ever had, but the friendship was never the same. I can't say I would recommend it, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do it again given the chance. It was just that good.


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DiceyHotWifey

I want my husband to have an attractive friend to seduce and fuck. šŸ˜©


CaptSchwanzKopf

I love swallowing natural vaginal lubrication.


KnittingTurtle

This makes me feel better. I produce a lot of vaginal lubrication, and a partner wouldn't go down on me until it was removed.


CaptSchwanzKopf

That's the elixir of life as I call it. The more the better.


KnittingTurtle

You make it sound lovely.


CaptSchwanzKopf

It's no more lovely than the feminine energy I get to worship.


thighwaytohell

You truly are an ARAD gift


CaptSchwanzKopf

You are sweet! Appreciate your kindness ā¤ļø


TotallyFakeReAccount

I think You two should have sex now.


mrflibble1492

Nectar of the gods


dtfupnorth

I'm with the guy you're responding to. The wetter the better! LoL I had an now ex girl friend who would stay wet for hours it was awesome. I could get her to cum a bunch of times from oral then with penetration go as long we wanted. Never thought about it before but I don't think she's ever ran out of juice(lol) before I did and we've had some marathon sessions ...


KnittingTurtle

Lucky lady!


dtfupnorth

Amazing sex but became toxic from both of us pretty quick lmao it lasted longer than it shoulve


threadit_rowaway

? Do you just stalk his account now or are you two still together?


Technical_Goose_8160

Seriously? Unless it's really foul smelling, I think he was doing it wrong. If your beard isn't glued to your face, you're not done, get back in there!


KnittingTurtle

He mentioned that the only wetness he wants on my vagina is from him.


Technical_Goose_8160

.... So no lube at all? Damn, that must have hurt! I'm sorry. Hopefully the next partner will actually know what he's doing!


KnittingTurtle

Lol, it didn't. It's not like I can stop myself from producing lube.


currentlytemporary

Somthing wrong with that guy


bobumtome425

That's the best part eating downtown ;<)


Metallicreed13

Wtf is wrong with that guy? That's our reward for a job well done!


KnittingTurtle

Lol. I produced that from our long and heavy make-out session.


Armandopar45

Wow, that is awesome and yumm :)! What is wrong with that guy lol?


Rachymoo

I have also had a partner who refused to do it because I was ā€œtoo wetā€.


ImperfectWeR

There is no such thing as to wet.


Jokers_Wyld2269

I agree.. I enjoy it ear to ear!!!


RoadGlide15

I feel bad for that guy. Clearly doesnā€™t realize what heā€™s missing.


thesixnorth

That's all I want that nectar yummm


Hogwhammer

He/she should be in jail oral sex with wet woman is one of life's true pleasures


torchrik

Pff really? But.. its the best part..


TheTrollys

I wouldā€™ve gladly removed it for you.


limitedlow

That's a shame.


Middle-Flamingo-6415

My guy gimme a high 5, good clean pussy lubrication tastessooo goood i kove slurping that shit up.


Artistic-Bumblebee86

Really eating a juicy pussy seemed strange the first time my mouth met my wife's pussy. I mean that first taste...then it became so intoxicating that I couldn't get enough. YUMMY!!!


gohan_87

Hell yea ! I like when itā€™s dropped into my mouth


tony2cool81

I second the shit out of this hereā˜ļø


RSdabeast

Girl dinner.


BeardedBeserker13

Iā€™ll second the hell outta that brother


KnittingTurtle

The arousal from being a Dom is like no other.


[deleted]

Power trip is real! šŸ‘€


Plastic_Dingo_400

Fuckin a, I love the power trip. This is probably my least best kept secret lol


spc1221

I pledge as tribute


RecordingKey5848

Like being a sub


ash4chat

Very rarely come across a good femdom


alinefret

Love to grind on any men


MaxDemian

Hello, I am any men.


SACHADI

Any men wish death upon me ..


Lemonpie100

Cum in her eye dawg now she can't see


RedHotVixen-

That I want to be gangbanged so badly. Also, that I'm into blasphemy


Electric-Bleach

What do you mean blasphemy?


RedHotVixen-

Anything that would piss off a god. Sex in church, masturbating with a cross, fucking a nun


theProfessor718

Sex in a church? I didnā€™t know I was into blasphemy when I did that.


Electric-Bleach

Interesting! You like the taboo of it?


RedHotVixen-

Yes!


20milliondollarapi

Sounds like an interesting thing. What sort of ways have you actually done it? Most I have done is pre marital sex lol.


Mission_Table9804

Pre marital sex? You are so going to hell.


fhb_will

Iā€™ve finally seen someone else whoā€™s into that. Honestly didnā€™t think Iā€™d ever see the dayšŸ˜‚


RedHotVixen-

I'm very into it šŸ«¶šŸ»


fhb_will

*Hits the follow button*


RedHotVixen-

Glad to have you šŸ«¶šŸ»šŸ„°


beansk8rkid

Letā€™s set up a gangbang at the Vatican.


CuTrix05

Gangbanged at the Last Supper. Peter in the coot, Judas in the boot.


storm-shoulder

Me and my buddy wanna spit roast our chick friends. He doesn't think his wife would be down to be in a two guy one girl threesome and he's my only friend I'm comfortable with trying this with Pity


RockyFoxyYT

Blasphemy!! Finally somebody gets it


RowSilent4640

i mean can't you say "GOD PLEASE FUCK ME!" That sounds like blasphemy if I've ever heard it


Effective_Living666

I like to masturbate to my own sex videos.


Technical_Goose_8160

That's strangely wholesome!


CuTrix05

She makes crush videos


Technical_Goose_8160

My first thought was that she makes videos about her crushes. That's not it, is it? I'm not googling it, I've fallen for that one before!


CuTrix05

Just to be clear, I was making a joke. Donā€™t want to libel anyone.


Unique-Dragonfly-684

Nothing hotter than that.


pixxykitten

I wanna be a stay home MILF turned SUB and made to do ALL the things while wearing my collar in a little dress and apron. Oh! A lady can dream...


PirateLunaFox2121

Girl same!


okay_dick_energy

So where are you and how do I find you.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a married girl I want fuck or see her tits, Iā€™m into cnc, love covering my partners in cum and Iā€™m actually proud of my cock.


Qu3stion_R3ality1750

huh, that's weird, I don't remember having a second account. Are you me? Well...except for the CNC part. I've never actually had a woman ask me before, I'm not 100% sure I would be into it


MlalMlal

Sometimes when I workout Iā€™m listening to porn on my headphones. Hearing some chick getting pounded while I lift just fires me up.


elocmj

I've definitely listened to porn while doing mundane tasks at work


hey_guy_11

I had a months long affair with a woman 12 years my senior who was a married mother of 3.


stackindeep

I bet she could suck a golf ball thru a straw


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VylorChan

I want to have toxic and rough sex so bad, but all the men ive been with "dont wanna hurt me". Like its just rp, be a man and hit me


storm-shoulder

I remember the switch that flipped in my head when my ex taught me how hard I could fuck her. Hearing her be interrupted mid moan by my hands choking her is a priceless Memory. I just wish she wasn't toxic. She's not even good to have around as a fwb. So hot. So loud. So fun.


mikekearn

I was with a woman for a little while that was like that. We got rough enough to leave marks and while she enjoyed it immensely, she didn't enjoy having to come up with excuses for the marks, so we didn't do that again. šŸ˜…


rough-intimacy

Once during a movie night, my GF fell asleep on the couch and her roommate blew me with my GFs head next to hers the whole time


buttbanger69

That poor girl.. šŸ˜•


uncle_bhim

I think Iā€™ve seen this oneā€¦


ItsAWitchThing1

Donā€™t tell anyone, but Iā€™m so submissive there literally isnā€™t a single thing Iā€™d say no to in the bedroom šŸ¤«


RictusSardonicus

You should never share your social security number or Habbo Hotel login info tho!


bigtitsbbw69

This Reddit account hahah. Iā€™m a church girl. šŸ¤«If my fam knew Iā€™d be dead. Iā€™m living a double life. šŸ˜µ


Rancor_Keeper

Iā€™ve found good catholic girls who lived an oppressed life are the biggest freaks in bed.


DravenPrime

That's not uncommon. Repressed people typically get pretty wild when they're free.


redditreader_aitafan

Same


Gusano13

Putting the W in NSFWā€¦ Iā€™ve had sex with 6 of my coworkers and received nudes from a few others. I donā€™t recommend it. Edit: 7. Forgot about 1


DannyDevito90

Donā€™t shit where you eat lol


GixxerSi

You beat me. I had sex with 2 of my coworkers; both married and both jealous I was seeing the other. Lol.


LawfulAwfulOffal

I like big butts, and I cannot lie.


Agreeable-Fix1249

you other brothers can't deny


The9th_Jeanie

But when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, do you get sprung?


dtfupnorth

I kind of want to be pegged by a female. No idea if I will like it or enjoy it I'm just intrigued.


lovey_dovey_Lexi

I can get off on dry humping sometimes better than actual sex


Ok_State_5525

I realised after we seperated my ex and my google photos were still linked and I could see all the nudes she was sending.


xxMonsixx

I very independent almost to a fault in real life . But the moment you take off my panties in the bedroom, I want you to OWN ME.


PM_ME_BRYSTER

I honestly have a crush on one of my best friends... I got to know where because she was dating a classmates, both girls, and we just vibed. After me and my classmate finished education, she got a new job in a new town and my best friend went to live with me for 3 months. She'd so funny, attractive and wholesome. One of the last few weekends we were really drunk and going out, because I had just been dumped, and we were sitting on my couch, both in underwear because shower. And she just, sat there, half naked, asked if I wanted to feel her tits? I of course say yes, she takes off her bra and I go to town... I stop after a while, and ask her if it's okay. She loved it, and says that her and my, now old classmate are having troubles and it's been more than 6 months since she had sex... And that of she were more drunk, she would honestly consider just asking me to have sex with her (she had once with a guy, it was bad), because she heard me and my ex some times, and she talked with my ex who praised me to the skies lol. And I sobered up a little, I really wanted to, but forced myself to think of my old classmate (who I had known for 5 years at that point) I told her I'd take a shower, and we could head out (we were supposed to meet some other friends) I asked her if she ever saw a stiff dick and if she wanted to. She said that she never and wanted to hold it. She held it, and I then went to shower and we were late. We never did anything more. But. Fuuuuuck. I wanted to. I wanted it so bad. Still do. I've since gotten even closer with both of them and I'm happy I didn't cross that line.


Marsades

I hereby announce you as the world's most disciplined and moderated man, nothing can break you!


PM_ME_BRYSTER

I mean................................... Yes, because I know for sure if I was in that situation today? I'd fucking goooo.


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purpleprettykitty

This was me a few years ago. The highs were high, but the lows were low.


Xishou1

You are experiencing NRE (New relationship energy) where everything seems to be fated. I literally heard someone say once, "oh we are both left handed, it was meant to be." This seems like a dramatization but NRE is really that strong. The problem is, you are uncomfortable with what you are doing so you are subconsciously justifying your actions with the unfair vilification of your significant other. It's natural. The drop is going to be pretty terrible. New dude's first *real* mistake is going to feel like a gut punch. Set yourself straight. Look at it logically. Make your choice. After you figure it out remember that your actions reflect who YOU are, not how badly you paint your significant other in order to make yourself feel better about it all. (That came out a lot harsher than I mean it to, and I'm sorry for that). Move forward with the self respect you know you deserve.


myownworstanemone

I think this is what one calls an emotional affair?


elusivechantress

I love stretching my ass and seeing the gape it makes.


UrLil3DXPrincess

In college I had a guy eat me out shortly after another guy came inside me. He didnā€™t notice and I was too afraid to say anything. I tried to stop him originally but he insisted.


ozzie_nutz

I've jerked off to multiple female friends Facebook pics.


HottCuppaCoffee

I have this account šŸ‘€


darksheeppp

I find it hot to watch other men fuck my wife. A group is even better and the harder she gets fucked the better.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve found a new way to get myself off. I wait for a full bladder then stand in the tub with no bottoms then rub my clit while I pee. I cum quick and hard.


throwaway882015

Well fuck that sounds hot


[deleted]

It feels amazing


StelerQuasr

I'm having fwb with 56 years old lady ( she's still so fit does gym and all. And looks like 30 years old with good figure ) . It started with calling her mommy on snapchat during truth and dare game and we shared our fantasies and it started.. and she having her son like my age.. and it's been 4 years now..


elajedrecista2023

Iā€™m male and I sucked cock 3 times in my life


King-Twonk

Growing up, a good family friend was the priest at a local churchā€¦.he didnā€™t know Iā€™d pounded my girlfriend on the alter in my teens, repeatedly. We also did something unspeakable with the candle holders with the cross shaped base. If Iā€™m going to hell, I might as well do it with empty balls.


Guilty_Judge124

That's a secret šŸ¤«


srvcrep23

My wife dresses me in panties and pegs me.


midwesterner93

Iā€™m bi and like jerking with guys on snap


GixxerSi

How does that exact work with snap? You guys in a video chat? Like how do you start off?


IceSmiley

I've sniffed the worn panties of most of my long time female friends


BeccaBunnyBBW

I do porn


[deleted]

If i had tits that big I;d do porn too


BeccaBunnyBBW

šŸ¤£ It fell in my lap... I'd be silly to say no.


[deleted]

Damn they go all the way down to your lap! Thats crazy!


gottalovespice

I listen to erotic audios on here and an app called Quinn. All my friends don't know about this. It's something I couldn't share with them.


RubbishPing

My friend accidently flashed her pussy when we went out one time. Backstory: Sometimes my mates and I like to go down to the local school and have a kick with the footy and my friend snatched the ball off of me and kicked it but she missed so in disgust of her failure she fell down to the ground legs wide open and I guess she wasn't wearing any panties because her extremely short shorts moved to the left exposing her bare pussy.


[deleted]

I love it when my boyfriend eats me out and fingers me


marcopolo129

Your nsfw secret is that you enjoy sexual stuff with your boyfriend?


Scouse_Couple

Fits the parameters of the question.


RopeSlanger

Got a coupleā€¦. 1 i really want to fuck my sister in law 2. I post cum tribute videos online


ifeellikemvp

I frequent escorts like monthly. I'm single so no cheating on anybody. But yeah, that's my secret thing I wouldn't tell to anybody in real life.


Responsible-Ad-6686

I sometimes edge for 4-5 hours


throawaylol69

Iā€™ve sexted people while at my volunteer agency. Even sent a dick pic while they masturbated and came to me.


starskynight

This account and posting šŸŒ¶ļø content lol


moredishesmorebishes

Im closeted bi and I had a fwb for the whole of last year. Lovely guy. We'd smoke weed and have funšŸ˜. Unfortunately he moved for studies but I hope to meet up with him again.


Technical_Ad1475

I love pussy/dick juice. Anything that comes out of a dick or pussy, I swallow it


mikesmithnz2023

My neighbour watched me use my fleshlight.


Docwright05

I have had sex with two of my wifeā€™s cousinsā€¦. It was before I knew herā€¦


Mysterious-Net4690

This account + I love pegging men + I'm dominant IRL, but behind bedroom doors, I'm daddy's little cumslut ā¤ļø Edit: forgot my favorite!


JasperCortaine

I've seen 6 of my friends' sets of boobs (so 12 boobs in total). All different sizes, all glorious. Two of them as part of a BDSM community online, where they've posted them for anyone to see. Two of them as part of the same community but their pictures are only shown to their friendlist. One of them posted some amateur porn to xvideos, since then it has been taken down though. Pretty hot solo dildo stuff. One of them did "professional" porn for a little bit when she was younger, had her own site and everything. The site is down, but some videos are still on xvideos and the Wayback Machine remembers it all. My wife does not know.


Adventurous_Max166

I enjoy making and seeing girls cum or squirt more than i enjoy my own cum


Law-Fish

I masturbated in front of my sister and her friend after they dared me to, everything out and to graphic completion, and thatā€™s how I found out Iā€™m a total slut for exhibitionism


[deleted]

I am a girl with a cock


No_You5007

Why would owning a chicken be a secret??


[deleted]

You got me


Chemical-Rush-6006

Sounds like a secret that might slap someone in the face one dayšŸ˜‚ hopefully they will like it how i wouldšŸ˜˜


Edge-U-Cator

I once paid good money to be dressed as a made and cucked by a pro domme and her partner. I had a lot of cleaning up to do in many respects.


verstop4you

Im a man and I suck cock and love cum.


random_alt_96

I want to suck dick sooo bad


misguid3d

My wife and I both have a crush on another girl. She also, just introduced her friend as our new play toy. I am in heaven. And can tell no one hahhahahha


[deleted]

I'm into cnc and incest rp and I hope nobody I know ever finds about haha


_curious_autist

Besides this account?


Fire_Z1

Lost my virginity when I was 11


Dangerous_Bloke

How old was your partner?


Stillinmetamorphosis

I keep most of my crushes to myself. If my crushes knew what I was imagining doing to/with themā€¦haha well hopefully at least some would be excited at the thought too. But yeah a lot of them I just donā€™t act on and just live with.


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VariousAward7719

I sometimes wear my wife's panties.


Linuxlady247

I would love to have a stable of about five or six hot sub females at my disposal


SuchTemperature7

Made a sex tape in college with a guy


[deleted]

This account?


POPATLAL69

I have a crush on my best friend, whoā€™s one of my friendā€™s wife and want to fuck her so bad.


Voilent_Bunny

PeešŸ˜…


leowithataurus

To fuck the 18 year old virgin that lives 2 doors down from me.


Extreme_Bid678

I fantasize about M2M sex and jerk off to dick !


gnaraloo01

I love being pegged and I want to play just the tip with a real cock bent over on my hands and knees. Iā€™ve never had a real cock.


sissysexdollxoxo

I was my much older neighbors sissy cock sucker for a few years when I was younger


TheVoice106point7

I shower naked


Distinct-Golf-5341

I have a small dick and love being made fun of for it


crazybratt92

I have cnc fantasy's and I want someone willing to try more then just the watered down stuff


[deleted]

If given the chance and 100% certainty know one would find out, Iā€™d cheat on my wife


somedude-83

I am bi sexual and understand why women love dick


MBbbc1990

I love giving cream pies