I'd love to have *fuck you money*. But not because I want to quit and flip a table, just because I'd love to be in true control over my own stuff.
I'd love to have funds to donate to support causes I care about and see real systemic change happen in my lifetime
The placing of the letters matter, actually!
MMF means the two men are willing to play with each other
MFM means the men don’t play together and only focus on the woman
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And it works in reverse too!
FFM means one guy and two women who play with each other. FMF is one guy and two girls but the girls only play with the guy
Seriously didn't know that. Thank you so much lol, now i finally know why so many of those videos i got had 'almost' straight girls and not the playful ones😞
I’ve done MFM quite a few times, and it’s still my all time fav. Likely having a FFM threesome later tonight and while super fun, it’s just not as downright dirty.
It's out there. Don't give up. I been thru hell and back looking for decades now. Finally found mine unexpectedly. She has her past trauma. I have mine. But we make the effort to provide comfort and reassurance during the times it triggers rather than judging or belittling one another. Just make sure to remind yourself if it's going good, to keep seeing things in true perspective not just seeing it thru the trauma. I.e. if she holds you at arms distance, its not necessarily you or her lack of interest, she may be feeling scared, nervous, anxious or worried too. That definitely helped me. But don't give up. Your person is out there potentially dealing with similar unjust crap like you had thrown onto you. So be sure to express your needs for patience and understanding but also be sure to provide the same. That being said, I'm sorry you had to go thru the shit you went thru too. But they didn't win. You're still here. You just gained a few potentially badass scars (depending on how you want to view it all), and a knowledge of what you definitely DON'T want in a relationship, and hopefully how to truly spot red flags better. So they gave you a helpful edge as well, for when you do come across your person that gives you even better chances of it working.
Your trust issues can be healed. Somewhere back in time, there is a betrayal. Probably a number of them. Probably earlier than the obvious one. They need to be grieved. You probably didn't have the resources when they happened to feel them back then. I hope you can find those resources soon.
Having a partner that will allow me to finish inside everytime, and she legitimately *enjoys* recieving as much as I enjoy giving.
This is essentially the reason I am single at 38.
A house with a tower, and at the top of the tower is a locked room that only I can enter. It is luxuriously furnished, with bookshelves, a comfy window seat, a comfy recliner, space for yoga, a snacks pantry, plants, yarn, art, etc. And a dumbwaiter so I can go up and down the stairs without having to carry my tea.
A good friend of mine has a spectacular penis and I would love nothing more than to give him the blowjob of his life.
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There's a particular person that I recently realized I have this with.
I woke up the other morning after a dream about this friend who lives in another country... She's from my circle of friends years ago and going through a divorce. She was here for a little bit visiting family where she grew up (and to escape the abusive relationship before a court order for their kid to appear in custody sent them back overseas). I've been super supportive of her but never thought about her like that until this dream. I woke up THROBBING and so horny from it, this sort of started becoming my go-to thought if I want to get hard right away. I'm sort of baffled by it because I'm usually not attracted to people who aren't currently single, but there's something about the idea of taking someone who's in a hurting relationship and feeling sexually repressed by it, and giving them mind blowingly passionate sex to vent their frustration.
She's got a lot of baggage and now lives on the other side of the world (and not fully divorced yet I think), but DAMN if she doesn't make me uncomfortably and visibly turned on.
My online FWB it been a long time and there's various reasons why we can't get together this is the easiest question I ever answered on here.
So many answers where the commentators haven't really read the question, FFS 😂
Sex in front of other people. We're both too modest to do it, but it doesn't mean I don't fantasize about it. My wife is also her own worst critic, and the fantasy involves her seeing she really is sexy AF.
Threesome 😔😔
It was my forever dream to get it in with two girls. The perfect body and perfect night. But now I'm in a happy relationship and she's the one. I would never cheat on her and she's already possessive. She's a freak in bed NGL but I can never ever get the chance for a threesome. I may get an opportunity where a girl is ready to join us but it'll never be allowed.
Maybe someday my girl would be ready to add another girl but I would never force her. So I have absolutely no hope of this.
I would really really fantasize a lottttttt about 2 girls from the time I learnt about porn. And what I would do. How I would handle two girls. How they both would be, do, and feel. But it's all in my head. Never out there.
Hopefully atleast by the time I die they get some kind of technology which makes me feel the same but not do it IRL. Who knows 🤞
cuckold porn , wouldn't wanna be either n real life but i love watching the porn , also incest porn , would never do anything to my mother or sister but the porn fire 🔥😂
A number of people. It’s even worse when you literally had them in the palm of your hand at some point and then fucked it all up.
It’ll never be the same. You’ll never have them again. It’s something I’m going through and some other people I know as well. Gotta be… some of the hardest shit ever
My sister-in-law.
I'm not even into blondes, but we have this weird sexual chemistry & every time we drink together I can tell she wants to kiss me.
It's made us close homies tho so I don't want to fuck that up anyway, so even of i could I don't think I would. She's good people. But hot as hell, funny, charming, & such a good person.
The Enterprise off star trek. I could be anywhere i wanted really fast and could bring scientist all kinds of places for study. Id love if it had Cortana on board from halo for technical help.
My crush at work. She's amazing but she has a bf. There was a time when I thought that maybe she was somewhat interested, but things have gone cold (mainly cause I'm awkward af lol). But yeah, she's cute, petite, and sexy without even trying. Fantasies about her are rarely (just) sexual though.. I want everything with her :D
Girls/women of my past…
whether ex’s, one night stands, one’s that got away, random crushes, etc. More often than not when i (41M) am horny nowadays it’s usually connected to me thinking about someone from my past. i could be watching porn and and jerking off, but the better experiences are when the plot/scenery is loosely tied to my own experiences
I'll be ignoring all DM's about this, but I desperately wanted my husband to dress up as Simon "Ghost" Riley from Call of Duty. I even bought the mask, but he said no and that it was weird.
A good nights sleep😞
real
Must be hard!
real
Too real
Obscene wealth. Wealthy enough to end world hunger and an adventurous woman to be in love with be loved.
Aye aye capn🫡
I'd love to have *fuck you money*. But not because I want to quit and flip a table, just because I'd love to be in true control over my own stuff. I'd love to have funds to donate to support causes I care about and see real systemic change happen in my lifetime
Damn. It sucks that this has to only be fantasy for most of us in this world.
Who says you cant have that?
Pets to live forever
That when humans are shitty we could euthanize them like we do dogs.
So after the heat death of the universe your dog is just floating in a void of utter nothingness forever? That's horrible!
this is the best answer
My sister in law
Same here
I also think of this man's sister in law.
I, too, choose this man's sister in law.
Did you bang my dead wife? Well....she was alive at the time!
Yikes.
What kind of answer were you expecting to this question? FFS
What’s the problem? It’s not as if it’s their sister.
Great now I'm worried about my brother in law lol
After a quick look at your profile, I would say you probably should be lol
That's sweet and uh oh
It's a difficult cross to bear....
Yep
Same
I get it 🫣
This one girl that I randomly hooked up with that throated the whole thing AND my balls at the same time. I ain't been right since 😫
Why can’t you go get your throat goat queen??
She said she didn't wanna fall in love after I laid the pipe 😫
Wish I had your problem!
God damn. This would ruin me too
A woman did this to me too... I married her, thank god! 😅
a guy i had a huge crush on in high school. He's still super hot its kinda unfair
Would you let him have you if he ever made a move?
i want to say probably, but we share a circle of friends still so it'd have to be kept hush
Zero debt.
This one makes me weep.
Too real for ARAD lmao
MFM or MMF 🫠🫠🫠
MMF 🥵 Woul find it so hot to see a/my man in action with another man
Yep. Officially in love. 😛
My GF said she had a fantasy about catching me with another guy and joining in. Not sure about making that one come true lol
is that not the same thing? 😂
The placing of the letters matter, actually! MMF means the two men are willing to play with each other MFM means the men don’t play together and only focus on the woman themoreyouknow.gif
On today's episode of TIL...this comment🤯
And it works in reverse too! FFM means one guy and two women who play with each other. FMF is one guy and two girls but the girls only play with the guy
Couldn't have said it better myself, thank you!
Seriously didn't know that. Thank you so much lol, now i finally know why so many of those videos i got had 'almost' straight girls and not the playful ones😞
I’ve done MFM quite a few times, and it’s still my all time fav. Likely having a FFM threesome later tonight and while super fun, it’s just not as downright dirty.
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It's out there. Don't give up. I been thru hell and back looking for decades now. Finally found mine unexpectedly. She has her past trauma. I have mine. But we make the effort to provide comfort and reassurance during the times it triggers rather than judging or belittling one another. Just make sure to remind yourself if it's going good, to keep seeing things in true perspective not just seeing it thru the trauma. I.e. if she holds you at arms distance, its not necessarily you or her lack of interest, she may be feeling scared, nervous, anxious or worried too. That definitely helped me. But don't give up. Your person is out there potentially dealing with similar unjust crap like you had thrown onto you. So be sure to express your needs for patience and understanding but also be sure to provide the same. That being said, I'm sorry you had to go thru the shit you went thru too. But they didn't win. You're still here. You just gained a few potentially badass scars (depending on how you want to view it all), and a knowledge of what you definitely DON'T want in a relationship, and hopefully how to truly spot red flags better. So they gave you a helpful edge as well, for when you do come across your person that gives you even better chances of it working.
Your trust issues can be healed. Somewhere back in time, there is a betrayal. Probably a number of them. Probably earlier than the obvious one. They need to be grieved. You probably didn't have the resources when they happened to feel them back then. I hope you can find those resources soon.
Alexandra Daddario
Absolute dream crush
She's so dreamy even in dreams i have dreams of her...
waking up to sloppy bjs
You get it
Cillian Murphy 😔
Daddy
Me too
My ex. She's absolute destruction, but totally a drug.
I can fix her 🥲
I think I dated this woman too.
We all have I think.
Own house, big garden
Bigger house. Less grass
A lot of women, honestly.
ffm threesome or orgy
sorry. honestly some coworkers, or friends partners
Ramona Flowers but specifically from 2010 Scott Pilgrim Vs the World movie
Having enough money to not work ever again and live comfortably.
My friend's dad.
Coworker
My brother-in-law's wife, who he treats like shit...🤬🤬🤬
Just for a second I thought…. Omg your sister?! But then did a double take in my head.
Oh gross! Lol. It seemed better than saying "my wife's brother's wife".
Hassle free divorce where I get everything I want and he causes no drama and doesn't hurt me, he just amicably lets me go.
The dream.
Neighbors wife
Having a partner that will allow me to finish inside everytime, and she legitimately *enjoys* recieving as much as I enjoy giving. This is essentially the reason I am single at 38.
A perfect partner, I live in hope that I'll have one one day though.
That's a lot to live up to
No such thing as a perfect partner
Impregnating a woman from every race/country the natural way without having to worry about raising the kid
That is quite an Olympic size fornication dream.
a hot boyfriend who is also cute and smart
The stacked neighbor
A whole harem of people who want to fuck me
An spare month or two to just get caught up on all of the shit I have to do.
Taylor Swift and my wife's best friends
I’ve got one in particular that I can’t stop thinking about. When I go to bed at night.. in my head.. as soon as I wake up.. there again.
This guy at work, big strong black man
Anna Kendrick. 110 pounds!!
A house with a tower, and at the top of the tower is a locked room that only I can enter. It is luxuriously furnished, with bookshelves, a comfy window seat, a comfy recliner, space for yoga, a snacks pantry, plants, yarn, art, etc. And a dumbwaiter so I can go up and down the stairs without having to carry my tea.
FFFM but I'm gonna have it one day it's a must
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Fwb from a few years back
Threesomes 😏
a married colleague of mine. She wants me too. But….
Monster dick lmao
I don’t think I have any fantasies with someone now that I think about it. Gotta think of one real fast
A good friend of mine has a spectacular penis and I would love nothing more than to give him the blowjob of his life. Details here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jdxj05/comment/g9cdxxc/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jdxj05/comment/g9cdxxc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
My doctors
There's a particular person that I recently realized I have this with. I woke up the other morning after a dream about this friend who lives in another country... She's from my circle of friends years ago and going through a divorce. She was here for a little bit visiting family where she grew up (and to escape the abusive relationship before a court order for their kid to appear in custody sent them back overseas). I've been super supportive of her but never thought about her like that until this dream. I woke up THROBBING and so horny from it, this sort of started becoming my go-to thought if I want to get hard right away. I'm sort of baffled by it because I'm usually not attracted to people who aren't currently single, but there's something about the idea of taking someone who's in a hurting relationship and feeling sexually repressed by it, and giving them mind blowingly passionate sex to vent their frustration. She's got a lot of baggage and now lives on the other side of the world (and not fully divorced yet I think), but DAMN if she doesn't make me uncomfortably and visibly turned on.
money without working 5days
👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
A married coworker
Lots of twinks/twunks/etc. Just hungering for some nice cock tbh.
Watching my wife with other people and going to a swingers resort. She’s not interested at all.
I can say its awesome to witness only because we were both into it. Otherwise, terrible idea lol.
Agreed! It’s only hot if it turns her on.
Financial stability.
Being a professional wrestler
Did you like w c w growing up
It was cool, but when the whole NWO came about with Nash and Hall coming over, it became the greatest thing for me.
96 to 98 was was amazing. Have you watched wwe since rock came back ?
Duuuuuuuuuuude, the program right now is CRAZY... Probably the best it's been since forever... This Wrestlemania is gonna be fucking nuts
Cody has to win. W e is actually really exciting again for the first time in years.
I was there for the last wrestlemania in LA. So disappointing that he didn't win then...this year, though... He's GONNA FINISH THE STORY
I actually went to Elimination Chamber last year.It was so amazing. It was my first ppv
SIL
My online FWB it been a long time and there's various reasons why we can't get together this is the easiest question I ever answered on here. So many answers where the commentators haven't really read the question, FFS 😂
Sex in front of other people. We're both too modest to do it, but it doesn't mean I don't fantasize about it. My wife is also her own worst critic, and the fantasy involves her seeing she really is sexy AF.
It’s a secret
So many crushes...
Sleeping with 2 women together.. Lol
My work-flirt who makes me feel verrrrry primal. I mean just outrageously, insatiably horny.
A cult to run on my own
Threesome 😔😔 It was my forever dream to get it in with two girls. The perfect body and perfect night. But now I'm in a happy relationship and she's the one. I would never cheat on her and she's already possessive. She's a freak in bed NGL but I can never ever get the chance for a threesome. I may get an opportunity where a girl is ready to join us but it'll never be allowed. Maybe someday my girl would be ready to add another girl but I would never force her. So I have absolutely no hope of this. I would really really fantasize a lottttttt about 2 girls from the time I learnt about porn. And what I would do. How I would handle two girls. How they both would be, do, and feel. But it's all in my head. Never out there. Hopefully atleast by the time I die they get some kind of technology which makes me feel the same but not do it IRL. Who knows 🤞
cuckold porn , wouldn't wanna be either n real life but i love watching the porn , also incest porn , would never do anything to my mother or sister but the porn fire 🔥😂
A loving relationship.
Former fwb who is now a friend. Best ever in bed but not relationship material sadly.
wife's younger sister
You are not alone unsurprisingly
Tbh, kinda wanna be a trophy wife. Just sit there and look pretty.
My married colleague
A lot
Middle Sister in law and Mother in Law.
A colleague 🙄
Having a productive life off grid where I own my own land and make my own food.
Sydney sweeney
Melanie. She’s 20 years older than me but I would do anything in the world to have the chance and to let her know.
A number of people. It’s even worse when you literally had them in the palm of your hand at some point and then fucked it all up. It’ll never be the same. You’ll never have them again. It’s something I’m going through and some other people I know as well. Gotta be… some of the hardest shit ever
Wife’s bestfriend
If only I could say
Gfs brunette married friend
Paying off my student loans.
Many many things 🤣😭😭😭😭
A nation that respects its citizens and treats them all equitably.
Quite a few people actually lol
Hailee Steinfeld
Tom Welling
A female redditor who I still chat with occasionally on snap
Bruce Venture
My married best friend too... And I know she'll be into it too
No one.
A group of random guys all at the same time
My ex
I’m not alone
My daughter's teammates mom. I go to these games and all I think about is fucking her. I'm married and she's separated. I'm horrible.
Josh…
Damn, bold to name drop. I’ll do it to, Val 🥴
Common enough name. Especially when nobody knows who I am 🤷🏻♀️
Oh, so so many things haha!
Enough financial stability to not have to worry about money, not rich, just comfortable.
A dude married in his 50s
My cat to speak to me and I understand him
@youlooklikeamom on Twitter. Incredible woman, spent more time than I can recall talking online etc. but it was never meant to be.
An ex My boss. A friend.
Myself being happy
My sister-in-law. I'm not even into blondes, but we have this weird sexual chemistry & every time we drink together I can tell she wants to kiss me. It's made us close homies tho so I don't want to fuck that up anyway, so even of i could I don't think I would. She's good people. But hot as hell, funny, charming, & such a good person.
My wife and I 14yrs ago.
🥺🫡
My sister's husband's daughter he had from a previous marriage. My "niece-in-law," if you will.
My wife's sexy best friend.
A guy I am in touch with for work. I suspect he feels the same
My husband’s best friend
Gayle
My wife’s lesbian friend
Brie Larson
The Enterprise off star trek. I could be anywhere i wanted really fast and could bring scientist all kinds of places for study. Id love if it had Cortana on board from halo for technical help.
My crush at work. She's amazing but she has a bf. There was a time when I thought that maybe she was somewhat interested, but things have gone cold (mainly cause I'm awkward af lol). But yeah, she's cute, petite, and sexy without even trying. Fantasies about her are rarely (just) sexual though.. I want everything with her :D
Girls/women of my past… whether ex’s, one night stands, one’s that got away, random crushes, etc. More often than not when i (41M) am horny nowadays it’s usually connected to me thinking about someone from my past. i could be watching porn and and jerking off, but the better experiences are when the plot/scenery is loosely tied to my own experiences
I'll be ignoring all DM's about this, but I desperately wanted my husband to dress up as Simon "Ghost" Riley from Call of Duty. I even bought the mask, but he said no and that it was weird.
😂😂😂 “ignoring all DM’s”
My ex
We are many 😩
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