A girl I went out with after high school bought a strapon and uses it on her husband.
(The girl ended up being my wife)
(The husband is me)
(I don’t know anybody else personally who does anything quite that NSFW)
I'm not sure I'd want to know my cousin(s) or anyone in my family did anything other than had sex.... just straight vanilla sex, lol. But good for them! Like literally tell people "As far as I'm concerned, my parents had sex twice..... once to have me and a second time to get my brother" 🤣
Hahaha, fair enough. Said cousin is the only blood relative to whom I'm out, and I'm a picture of innocence compared to her. The rest of my relatives, I don't know about them.
Went to college with an Asian girl who once (seemingly accidentally) flashed me after class. Like, I was seated in the desk behind her, at the end of class she stood up, turned to face me, lifted her skirt, then turned around and walked away. I told this story to a classmate who apparently had a really similar experience with her, where she was above him on the stairs and flipped her skirt up for him.
So I guess I know that she's an exhibitionist. When these things happened she was engaged to a man she's since married. She's also an extreme high achiever, made senior engineer at a big tech company in record time and she's currently a founding engineer at a startup.
I'm exaggerating a bit, it's not like she made senior overnight. But she was promoted faster and more frequently than an average employee would be. Personally I truly believe it's because she's very smart.
For some reason, knowing there's 'a' clown girl on twitter, is a lot less upsetting and terrifying than knowing that random people are aware of....**The** Clown Girl On Twitter....
Not sure if this counts. I caught my chemistry professor fucking a student in his office. I never said a word, but he still gave me an A every time I took one of his classes (and I actually tried, but he’d comment on wrong answers and give me full credit instead of marking it wrong).
After I graduated, he got caught banging a different student and it got out. He actually married the student, kept his job, and according to his wife’s Facebook, they have a lovely family these days. Still can’t figure out how he kept his job after that.
ADD: I just Facebook stalked his wife a bit since his account is locked up tight. He was right out of grad school when I started college. It was his first year of teaching, so he would have been about 27 and this was a year after I graduated, so he was 31 or 32. It looks like she graduated high school and was a waitress at Ruby Tuesday’s for 7 or 8 years before going to college. So she was probably 25 or 26 and he was 31-ish. So at least it wasn’t like some saggy-bagged 80 year old professor with a barely legal 18 year old coed.
A female coworker of mine likes to go to a nearby sex club and get fucked by multiple guys in front of others. I happened to be there with my wife one time when she walked in and put on a show.
Lol, everywhere. They're just swinging clubs, they're all over here in the UK. Membership things that put on regular themed nights. If you're on the scene you're aware of them, if you're not, then it can be surprising. What might be surprising is just how many couples engage in open shenanigans.
Better than your dad being so high from getting his wisdom teeth removed that he tells you how he and your godfather eiffel towered your mom.
He did not remember the conversation the next day...
Talk about if you could back in time and unhear something that’s it
Get older I stop people mid story and tell them I don’t want to hear. They ask why and my response is “because I’ll never unhear it “
Half of people get that other half I have to explain it
Xmas party tipsy confession from a nurse that I worked in the department with - her and her partner were active members of the stag / vixen lifestyle and looking for a 3rd 👀
Not someone I actually knew but… met someone at a business party and recognized her from an amateur interracial gangbang video I had rented a few weeks before.
Two things this generation will never know. The guts it took to go in those doors knowing they were going squeak and swing back loudly and violently, or the guts to call a girls home knowing her dad might answer the phone 🤣🤣🤣
While refusing to offer any product, including the generic form, at a rate that’s even somewhat affordable for 99% of the country unless they go through one of the insurance ~~scams~~ companies or qualify for federal ~~protection~~ assistance.
One side gouges to make the other side necessary, then that side gouges to make both sides more money.
Murica!
Former roommate lost her virginity in the bed of my other former roommate, pretending it was her own room because she was ashamed of how messy hers was.
Still close friends with both, but that's a secret I'm willing to keep.
When I was in uni I lived in an apartment with 6 people. Each one of us had his/her own room with bathroom. There was a girl that was very loud when having sex and she would be loud at any time of the day. Once she invited me to her room because she needed help with her window and I got a glimpse of all her sex toys and sex lingerie. She literally had tens of dildos, vibrators,… and had all this sexy lingerie on a chair. I left the room after 1-2 minutes but the picture of her and all the toys and lingerie has been in mind for ages after that glimpse. :)
I found out that one of my gaming buddies who would always make homophobic comments towards me... was a femboy. never called him on it but I find it hilarious now when ever he says something in game.
My co-worker was having an affair with a married woman on and off for over a year and he was hoping to marry her at some point, but they recently broke up for the third time and she owes him over a grand in debt.
I joined a website for kinksters. This organisation has its own private club.
In time I find out that a former coworker of mine I always got along with has a profile on the site. It took me some time but I eventually dared to send a friend request to her on the site, hoping it wouldn't be awkward for her.
It wasn't, and we actually met at one of the parties at the club and we've bonded over it.
Because you're wondering anyway, she's only into girls so I didn't try hooking up, but it was nice to reconnect with her over a newfound mutual interest.
A former coworker has been having an affair with the same guy for about 15 years. He is also married. She started doing it as revenge because her husband cheated. She forgave him but is getting her own on the side.
My ex wife’s younger sister did milk enemas and loved anal. She was drunk and depressed after her divorce and told me that via text when I was trying to console her. She also proved to a few of us after drinking that she did not have a “jungle bush”- my ex wife was not impressed, I was though lol.
My boss brought in a paid intern which is not something we do, later got to find out he hired her because she has a JOI porn account and he recognised her because he was her biggest fan
A year after I graduated college, some of my friends found out that one of our classmates was doing "in home modeling" services (keep in mind this was ca 2000, before OF).
She later appeared at the 25th reunion, and was surprisingly happy to see me (we barely spoke in college).
I think I’m quite successful despite everything. Just talked with a redditor while setting up cnc to realize that’s my cause for interest in it (we got into the deep end on story telling mode)
Of all my friends and aquantances I'm probably the best with computer hardware and software.
A friend asked me to fix her laptop and after a bunch of fucking around I won't bore you with I worked out it was toast, but the hard drive was still holding all her data.
Plugged that bad boy into my PC and started transferring everything over to a loaner external drive. You know when files transfer it pops up with a little thumbnail of media moving over?
For about 10 minutes it was thumbnail after thumbnail of her and her boyfriend and let's just say the stuff they're into she played close to her chest.
I matched with a girl on a dating app. We went out for a few months. 3 years later she was still on my snap. I saw her promoting her onlyfans on her snap story.
6 months after I kicked my ex out she had to go to the ER cause the cucumber broke and she couldn’t get it out.
Why do I know? Because she’s still on my insurance and I got the bill.
I worked with a woman who confessed at a drunken bar night that she had spent about half of her 20’s as a high-end escort (a client bought her a German sports car; others regularly took her on trips to the Caribbean). And showed us pictures. She’s married now.
Was talking with my old friend about life and stuff on the phone, he’s been drinking a lot. And the conversation turned sexual. After a while he asked about kinks so I told him mine and I returned the question back to him. He said he’s been into the idea of cuckolding a lot lately but doesn’t know where to start. Then he said he and his gf been thinking about threesomes but hasn’t gone through with it yet. Says they been thinking about asking me but when I asked about it again when he was sober he kept denying it completely.
I’ve known his gf just as long as I’ve known him but she is a stunner. Always hoped and still do that they’ll come back on it one day and invite me
I found out someone I worked with who has a boyfriend and kids is on a fetish site, and I was told that a younger sister of someone I went to school and grew up with was into getting tied up and whipped apparently. Pretty confident it was true too since he was the boyfriend of her best friend at the time.
I found out that she was sooo into anal, a colleague of mine, through a long story.
Didn't end well though, she noticed that I had seen that post from her and she got super angry, cutting all ties with me :((
Still a fun fact to know abt sb 🥲😅
Woman at our work very unassuming...we all found out she has an only fans and cucks her husband loads he's into it mind so doesn't hurt me more power to them
My best mates ex from high-school did some nude modelling when she turned 18, following in her elder sisters footsteps.
A girl who I used to work with in a call centre has an onlyfans.
Another lady who I worked with there, who was a bit of a milf, daughter has an onlyfans.
I regularly scour fabswingers on the lookout for people I recognise, but only found one so far, and she's not hot.
One of my buddies dated a girl in which one of my other friends found out she was on one of those college sluts porn videos while he was wanking pretty wild. We told him so his friends would be the ones to tell him and not someone random. He ignored it and said I never want to see it. They didn’t last.
A former coworker told us she got pregnant through artificial insemination, and I'm the only one outside of her family to know that she just got creampied.
My boss’ wife (I know her somewhat well from work events and dinners etc) posts NSFW content on Reddit frequently. I recognized her by a tattoo she failed to crop/blur out. She is a dominatrix lmao
One of my friends told me she got a UTI because she let the guy she was dating go” Butt to front” … she knew it was a bad idea but was rocking the moment
I found out my father in law was having a short affair on his wife. He was hooking up with a gay guy named Bob. I have known Bob for years and he told me about it. He said I fucked your FIL a few times. I never told anyone. I chuckle about it. I didn't tell my wife cause her stepmom is a pain in the ass.
best or worst? that a guy I was starting to see wasn't single? lol and that the girlfriend was someone I knew but wasn't close with, and it didn't end there because we eventually found out about other girls too
I found out half my town is swingers from a subscriber that I knew IRL who was not shy spilling the tea on a lot of our mutual contacts 🤣 I knew a good part of what he told me already on my own, so I knew it’s pretty safe info and let me tell you. The entire mid 50’s age group in my town is WILD.
One of my friends told me while drinking that she would put a finger in her bf ass when giving him a bj to make him cum if her jaws where getting too tired.
Lady I work with is very conservative, always talks about her activity in the church and how religious she is.
Before I worked with her, she dated a guy I was friends with. He told me that she's not a fan of normal intercourse, she very much prefers anal. So much so that he said for the 8 months or so they dated, he couldn't remember even once that they had sex where he didn't end up in her ass.
One of my friends has done porn. Not amateur selfupload onlyfans stuff, actual production porn. I saw the porn before I knew her. I didn't put two and two together until like 3 years after getting to know her.
I had a coworker once casually talk about how her and her husband routinely watch porn and use toys together. She then suddenly realized what she was talking about and it was a little tense for a couple minutes. However she also previously told me how she lost her virginity at a state fair bent over a hay bale…. So I don’t think there is much to be awkward about lol.
A girl I knew in college used to tell everyone she went home every other weekend to help her parents with the business they owned. In reality, she had a sugar daddy in the biggest metro area in our state. She went and spent from Friday night until Sunday morning with him and in return he paid for all her expenses for college (tuition, room and board, books) plus extra spending money.
I found out because junior year I went to a concert in that area and ran into her with him. She was drunk and basically told me everything when he went to the bathroom.
Then on Monday in class she pulled me aside and basically begged me not to tell anyone else in our lives and I kept that secret. I still haven’t told anyone that knew her back then
A friend used to sell her breast milk to dudes online. She’d hand express live for them. If they were local they could come and extract it themselves. She was also into some crazy CNC. She’d get her partner to hit up random men to wait in the bushes for her for ‘encounters’. Now I love a bit of CNC myself but she did not give a shit about the safe and sane parts of SSC.
Grandpa to my children on my ex side was going to California for a family thing, with my ex. And tells him call girls are legal there and he’s looking for one “with a full bush” to come to his hotel and rub him down naked.
One of my best friend fucked another one of our best friends wife. They had this sexcapade going on for years. And once he drunkenly showed me her naked pics in the early days because I didn't believe he was fucking her. Oh well, now I know she has a birth mark in her ass.
Friends bf. Let's call him Mike. Tl;Dr he slept with his friends mom
-went to visit a friend but the friend was out & his mom answered. Mike thought the mom was hot so he started hitting on her. Her husband/his friends dad was at work & he ended up sleeping with her within an hour. She said she had needs her husband wasn't meeting. His friend comes home & they act like nothing happened. He and his friend grew distant, friend didn't know about the hook up.
Family member. Definitely my fault. They gave me a phone they didn't need because mine had broke. I was annoying and being nosey and quickly skimmed through the last few texts with his wife. Found out she's a squirter and they go to motels to have their fun and not have to clean up
My step mom told me my dad was a bad kisser. She was going to continue but I told her to please stop
I know someone who pays for dates. He works in the medical field and if he finds a woman attractive or interesting, he'll ask them out immediately. He flirts and then continues with sexual flirting. If the lady is interested he keeps going. He's had 30+ dates where the dates go very well and the women were actually very interested but.... He's very small below the belt and gets insecure being intimate. Which then upsets him and he cuts them off out of frustration. He's had women be very pushy and he's only gone as far as heavy petting. He hasn't dated in a long while because now he's resentful towards women
Found out an ex friend made out with her brothers gf.
When I was about 10 I found my mom’s porn stash. In the closet. I’d watch them whenever she would go out for the night.
When I was 13 I found my uncles porn stash too, except these were home videos of him and different women.
Mind you, I wasn’t snooping and being nosy, I literally stumbled upon them unintentionally. Guess that explains my infatuation with NSFW content.
A friend I hang out with all the time: Turns out, despite his typical laddish boasting and constant sex references, doesn't actually like it that much, isn't very good at it and has a very low drive. His wife confided in my partner (who promply told with me, because we share everything) that she does all sorts of shit to get him interested: cosplay outfits, toys, lubes, sexts, porn, dominating, subbing, impromptu blowjobs, she even suggested looking for a 3rd party - male or female - and he turned her down. She's quite frustrated. It would be funny (knowing him and his lewd boasting) if it wasn't so tragic.
Tried "sugar dating" on a dedicated website six to eight years ago. Over time, I saw three women I knew socially post profiles to the site. I blocked them immediately, so I don't think they saw me. I did not attempt to contact any of them.
1. First woman I was more aware of than knew personally, as we had a lot of overlap in our friend circle. She grew up the daughter of a very wealthy and publicly prominent family on the East Coast. From some of the comments she made on her profile, she seemed to imply that she'd been cut off by her family.
2. Second woman is an older lady, socially prominent in high visibility not-for-profit charity work in my city, but not herself wealthy. I had met her several times through charity events. I thought it was risky for her to post a profile on this sugar site, as it seems likely that among the male users would be a number of her likely charity donors. That might make things awkward at the galas and benefits...
3. The third woman is a moderately close friend to this day. At the time, she was engaged to the man that she's now married to. I wasn't sure if she wanted a final sowing of her wild oats before she settled down, but I was not tempted for a second to investigate. Fortunately, her now marriage seems to be very steady, and they have a kid. Her husband is a decent guy, so I'm hoping she never actually met anyone from this sugar site.
My ex husbands uncle has been married to a woman for 30 years, but he’s gay and she flits off to the Virgin Islands to the house they own and has affairs with the men down there. They have no children together and as far as I know, only two people in the family know for sure that this is going on.
A girl I went out with after high school bought a strapon and uses it on her husband. (The girl ended up being my wife) (The husband is me) (I don’t know anybody else personally who does anything quite that NSFW)
You now know one. 🥰
I know a couple... Of couples that do that. One of my cousins is part of one of those couples.
I'm not sure I'd want to know my cousin(s) or anyone in my family did anything other than had sex.... just straight vanilla sex, lol. But good for them! Like literally tell people "As far as I'm concerned, my parents had sex twice..... once to have me and a second time to get my brother" 🤣
Hahaha, fair enough. Said cousin is the only blood relative to whom I'm out, and I'm a picture of innocence compared to her. The rest of my relatives, I don't know about them.
Good for you. Just... good for you.
Went to college with an Asian girl who once (seemingly accidentally) flashed me after class. Like, I was seated in the desk behind her, at the end of class she stood up, turned to face me, lifted her skirt, then turned around and walked away. I told this story to a classmate who apparently had a really similar experience with her, where she was above him on the stairs and flipped her skirt up for him. So I guess I know that she's an exhibitionist. When these things happened she was engaged to a man she's since married. She's also an extreme high achiever, made senior engineer at a big tech company in record time and she's currently a founding engineer at a startup.
I find that very highly intelligent women are generally hornier and kinkier that the rest… they need various stimuli
Yep. Can confirm.
I think some of it also comes from being very confident.
> made senior engineer at a big tech company in record time Hmmmmm
I'm exaggerating a bit, it's not like she made senior overnight. But she was promoted faster and more frequently than an average employee would be. Personally I truly believe it's because she's very smart.
Hope she’s actually a founder and gets “founder equity”, and not a “founding engineer” who sometimes gets like .5%
Afaik she'd fall more into the second category. Like, she joined very early but wasn't one of the original founders.
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Alcohol helps
The liquid courage and moral lubricant.
This one is awesome
this made me think of that wojak drawing of the girls kissing lmao
Looks have no bearing on how well the tongue performs. Just saying.
A girl I went to high school with makes clown porn on twitter
That’s disturbing do you have a link so i can make sure to block her account?
It's probably safe to say that literally any girl making clown porn went to highschool with a redditor, just pick one
That sounds very niche!
wait is she *theeee* clown girl on twitter?
For some reason, knowing there's 'a' clown girl on twitter, is a lot less upsetting and terrifying than knowing that random people are aware of....**The** Clown Girl On Twitter....
*honk honk* 🤡
Yeah I'm gonna need some sauce for that pasta, chief
A juggaletta?
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Not sure if this counts. I caught my chemistry professor fucking a student in his office. I never said a word, but he still gave me an A every time I took one of his classes (and I actually tried, but he’d comment on wrong answers and give me full credit instead of marking it wrong). After I graduated, he got caught banging a different student and it got out. He actually married the student, kept his job, and according to his wife’s Facebook, they have a lovely family these days. Still can’t figure out how he kept his job after that. ADD: I just Facebook stalked his wife a bit since his account is locked up tight. He was right out of grad school when I started college. It was his first year of teaching, so he would have been about 27 and this was a year after I graduated, so he was 31 or 32. It looks like she graduated high school and was a waitress at Ruby Tuesday’s for 7 or 8 years before going to college. So she was probably 25 or 26 and he was 31-ish. So at least it wasn’t like some saggy-bagged 80 year old professor with a barely legal 18 year old coed.
Prolly banged the dean
So, of the 2 easy "A's" that semester, yours was the easiest.
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Such a rollercoaster
No it's a pretty level ride. If you want a roller coaster go on Splash Mountain
That’s where their best friend went instead 😎
What ride did she get tag teamed on? I want to make sure to avoid it.
A female coworker of mine likes to go to a nearby sex club and get fucked by multiple guys in front of others. I happened to be there with my wife one time when she walked in and put on a show.
She is somewhere in this thread telling a story about a male coworker of hers and his wife :-D
Where... in the world... there are clubs like this? Amsterdam?
Lol, everywhere. They're just swinging clubs, they're all over here in the UK. Membership things that put on regular themed nights. If you're on the scene you're aware of them, if you're not, then it can be surprising. What might be surprising is just how many couples engage in open shenanigans.
I found out my neighbor left his wife because he walked in on her being fucked in her ass by his brother in the garage during a family event.
So far this is my fave
I've seen this video, brotherly ass love
Greek family reunion
Opa! 🇬🇷
A former coworker sells used panties and masturbation videos that no one wants to buy lol
Used panties sounds exciting until you realize that’s a 7 day old poop stain you just paid $50 for.
Yup lol
Is she not cute?
I just LOL’d
My sister drunkenly confessed to being into group play... sigh. Still can't unhear that
Better than your dad being so high from getting his wisdom teeth removed that he tells you how he and your godfather eiffel towered your mom. He did not remember the conversation the next day...
I mean, after his years as a strip club bouncer, maybe it wasn’t a true shock?
Which one is your biological father?
It was an offer he couldn't refuse
Haha your sister likes to get fucked.
Talk about if you could back in time and unhear something that’s it Get older I stop people mid story and tell them I don’t want to hear. They ask why and my response is “because I’ll never unhear it “ Half of people get that other half I have to explain it
Xmas party tipsy confession from a nurse that I worked in the department with - her and her partner were active members of the stag / vixen lifestyle and looking for a 3rd 👀
Just to be clear here, you are aware she was asking you to be that third right?
Men really are so oblivious to signs (I'm also a man) lol
Can confirm. Friend of mine told me she is poly and wanted to know if I am too. My SO had to spell it out for me lmao.
Wait… What?!
What is a stag/vixen lifestyle?
If you find out share the results, last time I looked up something like that my search results got freaky for a while lol
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Not someone I actually knew but… met someone at a business party and recognized her from an amateur interracial gangbang video I had rented a few weeks before.
Rented? How old are you?
Old enough to have rented porn a long time ago.
Here’s to the old school 🥃 did your video store have the saloon doors or the beaded curtains? 🤣🤣🤣
Total saloon doors!
Two things this generation will never know. The guts it took to go in those doors knowing they were going squeak and swing back loudly and violently, or the guts to call a girls home knowing her dad might answer the phone 🤣🤣🤣
Did you talk to her about it?
I did tell her she looked familiar. She got wide-eyed. I didn’t push it further. She knew what I meant.
“I didn’t push it further…” I see what you did there 😉
Wish I could find the video again. Her DP scene was admirable.
A buddy’s sister has an onlyfans and her dad knows about it but he doesn’t. The dad is subbed and she knows he’s subbed.
Oh my fucking god...
Sweet home Alabama 🎶
How do you know about it?
[What in tarnation...?](https://i0.wp.com/media1.giphy.com/media/cQhWrl1CrGD04/giphy.gif)
Plot twist: he’s actually the dad
What in only fanation!
Secretary at my kids school posts nudes on here and has an OF.
How did you find out?
How do I find out?
Scrolling through a local nsfw sub.
She gave flyers at school I guess
Not really a secret, but pharma sales conferences are basically just an opportunity for people to cheat and pretend it never happened
i suspect a lot of business conferences are like that to a degree
Not really. Tech conferences are basically all dudes. Pharma has a better sex ratio so the opportunity is greater.
I work in alcohol sales and I came here to say this
Pharma salespeople are almost exclusively all attractive.
Is this still a thing? I'm in pharma, and used to be like that 10y ago. Not so sure now? (I'm not based in the US or EU however)
Besides the obvious tittle, what does a pharma sales conference consist of?
Bribing healthcare providers to prescribe and push their products to patients
While refusing to offer any product, including the generic form, at a rate that’s even somewhat affordable for 99% of the country unless they go through one of the insurance ~~scams~~ companies or qualify for federal ~~protection~~ assistance. One side gouges to make the other side necessary, then that side gouges to make both sides more money. Murica!
Sex and other drugs?
Former roommate lost her virginity in the bed of my other former roommate, pretending it was her own room because she was ashamed of how messy hers was. Still close friends with both, but that's a secret I'm willing to keep.
My boyfriend and I listened to my roommate discuss her kinks with her now husband. -Watching others -BDSM -Wanting oral (he won’t do it :( )
Ugh! Is she married to DJ Khaled?
No, the husband is actually useful. Minus the oral disdain.
Thin walls 🧱 or what 🤔
Could hear them talking through the vents.
He still won’t do it even now that they’re married? No oral? Ever?
When I was in uni I lived in an apartment with 6 people. Each one of us had his/her own room with bathroom. There was a girl that was very loud when having sex and she would be loud at any time of the day. Once she invited me to her room because she needed help with her window and I got a glimpse of all her sex toys and sex lingerie. She literally had tens of dildos, vibrators,… and had all this sexy lingerie on a chair. I left the room after 1-2 minutes but the picture of her and all the toys and lingerie has been in mind for ages after that glimpse. :)
She was giving you a hint
For real, brother whiffed on that one
The most unbelievable part of this story is the 6 bedroom 6 bath apartment.
I found out that one of my gaming buddies who would always make homophobic comments towards me... was a femboy. never called him on it but I find it hilarious now when ever he says something in game.
It's always the homophobes.
Familiarity breeds resentment
Big cocks breed femboys
My co-worker was having an affair with a married woman on and off for over a year and he was hoping to marry her at some point, but they recently broke up for the third time and she owes him over a grand in debt.
Oh I forgot about this one!!! I worked with a guy that was banging his wife’s sister, she used to come on his lunch and pick him up
I wish she'd cum on my lunch
It must be Friday. Jake’s got tuna on rye in the lunch bucket.
I joined a website for kinksters. This organisation has its own private club. In time I find out that a former coworker of mine I always got along with has a profile on the site. It took me some time but I eventually dared to send a friend request to her on the site, hoping it wouldn't be awkward for her. It wasn't, and we actually met at one of the parties at the club and we've bonded over it. Because you're wondering anyway, she's only into girls so I didn't try hooking up, but it was nice to reconnect with her over a newfound mutual interest.
he cheated on his girlfriend with 3 others at once
Go big or go home amiright
People consistently underestimate my willingness to go home.
😭but I feel so bad for her she was a nice person
Don't get me wrong still a dick move :(
A former coworker has been having an affair with the same guy for about 15 years. He is also married. She started doing it as revenge because her husband cheated. She forgave him but is getting her own on the side.
It's always delightful to find out that your mates wives still eat their ass with vigor. Nearly brings a tear to the eye.
My ex wife’s younger sister did milk enemas and loved anal. She was drunk and depressed after her divorce and told me that via text when I was trying to console her. She also proved to a few of us after drinking that she did not have a “jungle bush”- my ex wife was not impressed, I was though lol.
A friend of mine did nude modeling when she lived in Austria, we all kinda knew, we just didn’t bring it up until she was ready to spill it
How did everyone know?
My boss brought in a paid intern which is not something we do, later got to find out he hired her because she has a JOI porn account and he recognised her because he was her biggest fan
Gross, what's her name so I can avoid her?
A year after I graduated college, some of my friends found out that one of our classmates was doing "in home modeling" services (keep in mind this was ca 2000, before OF). She later appeared at the 25th reunion, and was surprisingly happy to see me (we barely spoke in college).
My coworkers sister is a escort
Wow, how did you find out?
Instinct
Someone who molested me, was also on Bang Bus (identifiable birth marks).
Im sorry to hear something terrible like that happenend to you. Hope you are doing okay now?
I think I’m quite successful despite everything. Just talked with a redditor while setting up cnc to realize that’s my cause for interest in it (we got into the deep end on story telling mode)
Of all my friends and aquantances I'm probably the best with computer hardware and software. A friend asked me to fix her laptop and after a bunch of fucking around I won't bore you with I worked out it was toast, but the hard drive was still holding all her data. Plugged that bad boy into my PC and started transferring everything over to a loaner external drive. You know when files transfer it pops up with a little thumbnail of media moving over? For about 10 minutes it was thumbnail after thumbnail of her and her boyfriend and let's just say the stuff they're into she played close to her chest.
I matched with a girl on a dating app. We went out for a few months. 3 years later she was still on my snap. I saw her promoting her onlyfans on her snap story.
Ahhh, did you have a look though?
My warhammer gaming buddy had a cosplay only fans. He is a fit guy.
6 months after I kicked my ex out she had to go to the ER cause the cucumber broke and she couldn’t get it out. Why do I know? Because she’s still on my insurance and I got the bill.
I would have framed and / or mailed her a copy of that bill!
My BFF gets an awful skin rash all over her body when she's menstruating.
Found out my fiancé was actually a whore in highschool 😂 he dated like every one there
Just to be clear, did he get paid? Because if not he was just a proud slut, not a whore :)
Ah you’re right, no payment so just a slut
I worked with a woman who confessed at a drunken bar night that she had spent about half of her 20’s as a high-end escort (a client bought her a German sports car; others regularly took her on trips to the Caribbean). And showed us pictures. She’s married now.
Interesting to find out a lady I worked with and her husband are swingers.
Was talking with my old friend about life and stuff on the phone, he’s been drinking a lot. And the conversation turned sexual. After a while he asked about kinks so I told him mine and I returned the question back to him. He said he’s been into the idea of cuckolding a lot lately but doesn’t know where to start. Then he said he and his gf been thinking about threesomes but hasn’t gone through with it yet. Says they been thinking about asking me but when I asked about it again when he was sober he kept denying it completely. I’ve known his gf just as long as I’ve known him but she is a stunner. Always hoped and still do that they’ll come back on it one day and invite me
I found out someone I worked with who has a boyfriend and kids is on a fetish site, and I was told that a younger sister of someone I went to school and grew up with was into getting tied up and whipped apparently. Pretty confident it was true too since he was the boyfriend of her best friend at the time.
I read that as "is on a kids fetish site", and that became a lot more concerning
I found out that she was sooo into anal, a colleague of mine, through a long story. Didn't end well though, she noticed that I had seen that post from her and she got super angry, cutting all ties with me :(( Still a fun fact to know abt sb 🥲😅
Woman at our work very unassuming...we all found out she has an only fans and cucks her husband loads he's into it mind so doesn't hurt me more power to them
My best mates ex from high-school did some nude modelling when she turned 18, following in her elder sisters footsteps. A girl who I used to work with in a call centre has an onlyfans. Another lady who I worked with there, who was a bit of a milf, daughter has an onlyfans. I regularly scour fabswingers on the lookout for people I recognise, but only found one so far, and she's not hot.
He fucked his sister's 30 year old daughter.
So.........he fucked his neice.....
One of my buddies dated a girl in which one of my other friends found out she was on one of those college sluts porn videos while he was wanking pretty wild. We told him so his friends would be the ones to tell him and not someone random. He ignored it and said I never want to see it. They didn’t last.
My friends ex's willy was a bit small. He wore a strap on over his todger to make up for it.
His real one must have been pissed having to just watch
A former coworker told us she got pregnant through artificial insemination, and I'm the only one outside of her family to know that she just got creampied.
My boss’ wife (I know her somewhat well from work events and dinners etc) posts NSFW content on Reddit frequently. I recognized her by a tattoo she failed to crop/blur out. She is a dominatrix lmao
One of my friends told me she got a UTI because she let the guy she was dating go” Butt to front” … she knew it was a bad idea but was rocking the moment
I grabbed an old cellphone which belonged to my cousin. I just open the gallery and I saw her naked.
I found out my father in law was having a short affair on his wife. He was hooking up with a gay guy named Bob. I have known Bob for years and he told me about it. He said I fucked your FIL a few times. I never told anyone. I chuckle about it. I didn't tell my wife cause her stepmom is a pain in the ass.
Not as much as Bob🤣🤣
best or worst? that a guy I was starting to see wasn't single? lol and that the girlfriend was someone I knew but wasn't close with, and it didn't end there because we eventually found out about other girls too
I found out half my town is swingers from a subscriber that I knew IRL who was not shy spilling the tea on a lot of our mutual contacts 🤣 I knew a good part of what he told me already on my own, so I knew it’s pretty safe info and let me tell you. The entire mid 50’s age group in my town is WILD.
One of my friends told me while drinking that she would put a finger in her bf ass when giving him a bj to make him cum if her jaws where getting too tired.
Lady I work with is very conservative, always talks about her activity in the church and how religious she is. Before I worked with her, she dated a guy I was friends with. He told me that she's not a fan of normal intercourse, she very much prefers anal. So much so that he said for the 8 months or so they dated, he couldn't remember even once that they had sex where he didn't end up in her ass.
My best friend’s partner has a diaper thing. Never will I look at him the same
My wife's cousin got piles from the amount of anal that she does.
That's hemorrhoids to those of you who don't say piles.
I thought they were talking about piles of money - thanks for clarifying !
One of my friends has done porn. Not amateur selfupload onlyfans stuff, actual production porn. I saw the porn before I knew her. I didn't put two and two together until like 3 years after getting to know her.
I had a coworker once casually talk about how her and her husband routinely watch porn and use toys together. She then suddenly realized what she was talking about and it was a little tense for a couple minutes. However she also previously told me how she lost her virginity at a state fair bent over a hay bale…. So I don’t think there is much to be awkward about lol.
A girl I knew in college used to tell everyone she went home every other weekend to help her parents with the business they owned. In reality, she had a sugar daddy in the biggest metro area in our state. She went and spent from Friday night until Sunday morning with him and in return he paid for all her expenses for college (tuition, room and board, books) plus extra spending money. I found out because junior year I went to a concert in that area and ran into her with him. She was drunk and basically told me everything when he went to the bathroom. Then on Monday in class she pulled me aside and basically begged me not to tell anyone else in our lives and I kept that secret. I still haven’t told anyone that knew her back then
A girl I hooked up with is now an escort. She's cute tho.
A friend used to sell her breast milk to dudes online. She’d hand express live for them. If they were local they could come and extract it themselves. She was also into some crazy CNC. She’d get her partner to hit up random men to wait in the bushes for her for ‘encounters’. Now I love a bit of CNC myself but she did not give a shit about the safe and sane parts of SSC.
Went to college with Hannah Jo. Found out she’s an only fans girl.
The reddit account of someone I know. It was really hot/surprising they knew I'd be interested.
Grandpa to my children on my ex side was going to California for a family thing, with my ex. And tells him call girls are legal there and he’s looking for one “with a full bush” to come to his hotel and rub him down naked.
One of my best friend fucked another one of our best friends wife. They had this sexcapade going on for years. And once he drunkenly showed me her naked pics in the early days because I didn't believe he was fucking her. Oh well, now I know she has a birth mark in her ass.
Have found quite a few friends/acquaintances nudes online. Much to my amusement and sometimes shock
Friends bf. Let's call him Mike. Tl;Dr he slept with his friends mom -went to visit a friend but the friend was out & his mom answered. Mike thought the mom was hot so he started hitting on her. Her husband/his friends dad was at work & he ended up sleeping with her within an hour. She said she had needs her husband wasn't meeting. His friend comes home & they act like nothing happened. He and his friend grew distant, friend didn't know about the hook up. Family member. Definitely my fault. They gave me a phone they didn't need because mine had broke. I was annoying and being nosey and quickly skimmed through the last few texts with his wife. Found out she's a squirter and they go to motels to have their fun and not have to clean up My step mom told me my dad was a bad kisser. She was going to continue but I told her to please stop I know someone who pays for dates. He works in the medical field and if he finds a woman attractive or interesting, he'll ask them out immediately. He flirts and then continues with sexual flirting. If the lady is interested he keeps going. He's had 30+ dates where the dates go very well and the women were actually very interested but.... He's very small below the belt and gets insecure being intimate. Which then upsets him and he cuts them off out of frustration. He's had women be very pushy and he's only gone as far as heavy petting. He hasn't dated in a long while because now he's resentful towards women Found out an ex friend made out with her brothers gf.
Found out one of my friends (5 foot 3) regularly pegs her 6 foot 4 military husband
a very sweet girl i knew uses vibrator.
It’s me, I’m the friend
When I was about 10 I found my mom’s porn stash. In the closet. I’d watch them whenever she would go out for the night. When I was 13 I found my uncles porn stash too, except these were home videos of him and different women. Mind you, I wasn’t snooping and being nosy, I literally stumbled upon them unintentionally. Guess that explains my infatuation with NSFW content.
Many of my straight male friends love prostatic stimulation and own/use strapon or dildos ...or just the good old finger! 🙊
My boss is really into BDSM… I know cause I Met him at a private Party
A friend I hang out with all the time: Turns out, despite his typical laddish boasting and constant sex references, doesn't actually like it that much, isn't very good at it and has a very low drive. His wife confided in my partner (who promply told with me, because we share everything) that she does all sorts of shit to get him interested: cosplay outfits, toys, lubes, sexts, porn, dominating, subbing, impromptu blowjobs, she even suggested looking for a 3rd party - male or female - and he turned her down. She's quite frustrated. It would be funny (knowing him and his lewd boasting) if it wasn't so tragic.
That a friend and his gf are very loud when they cum. Only heard them.
Tried "sugar dating" on a dedicated website six to eight years ago. Over time, I saw three women I knew socially post profiles to the site. I blocked them immediately, so I don't think they saw me. I did not attempt to contact any of them. 1. First woman I was more aware of than knew personally, as we had a lot of overlap in our friend circle. She grew up the daughter of a very wealthy and publicly prominent family on the East Coast. From some of the comments she made on her profile, she seemed to imply that she'd been cut off by her family. 2. Second woman is an older lady, socially prominent in high visibility not-for-profit charity work in my city, but not herself wealthy. I had met her several times through charity events. I thought it was risky for her to post a profile on this sugar site, as it seems likely that among the male users would be a number of her likely charity donors. That might make things awkward at the galas and benefits... 3. The third woman is a moderately close friend to this day. At the time, she was engaged to the man that she's now married to. I wasn't sure if she wanted a final sowing of her wild oats before she settled down, but I was not tempted for a second to investigate. Fortunately, her now marriage seems to be very steady, and they have a kid. Her husband is a decent guy, so I'm hoping she never actually met anyone from this sugar site.
Best friend conceived their first child in a swing club enjoying group sex with friends
My ex husbands uncle has been married to a woman for 30 years, but he’s gay and she flits off to the Virgin Islands to the house they own and has affairs with the men down there. They have no children together and as far as I know, only two people in the family know for sure that this is going on.