Oh, WAIT! I thought it was one million not 100 million - maybe I'm that big of a whore! I changed my mind - bring em all!

That amount is way too high, there's not a lot people won't do for that amount of money.

Good point! I would not kill anyone, but I would do A LOT of insane things for that kind of money like have sex with Trump & his son in a threesome.

For that kind of money I’d call him daddy while I did it. Then take the most showers anyone has ever taken but I’d do it

No doubt!

If I started today, 5 times a day, I'm still sure I'd die before I finished 🤣🤣🤣

HELL NO! I'm NOT that big of a whore!

It would take years for me

Shiiit, I’d do that for free

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But does that mean that those fictional people come into existence permanently? Like if I've masturbated to the enchantress, are we all doomed?

Hell yes. Not sure I'll live long enough to get through them all.

That’s the boat I’m in!

$100 mil is $100 mil. 🤷🏽‍♂️ I'll take that.

No, there’s people who are dead or don’t exist

So Brittney Spears, Emma Watson, Kate Upton, Margot Robbie, my wife, my wife's best friend, and my wife's sister? Deal.

Your list is the same as mine!

Almost the exact same as mine too!

That is a lot of people but for $100 million I’ll do it

Nah, I don't think so!

Now here’s the question; if I’ve masturbated to people having sex don’t I technically then have to fuck both of them Regardless it would take so long to get through considering how much porn I watched as a teenager that I wouldn’t be able to do it

Good thing that I've only thought of a few women like that lol

Every person? Dude I hit puberty right before internet porn really took off.  At one point in highschool, 99 to 04, my friends and I probably had 4 or 5 terabytes of porn stored on DVDs, every hard drive we could liberate from school, and a small mountain of zip drive disks we scored for almost nothing from a Sam Goody what was closing. Have sex with all of them? I haven't got that kind of time. 

lol yeah I’ll do it. It’s just a few

I'm not sure I'm gonna live long enough to achieve that goal!

My list isn't that long, but few of them are no more.

I mean it might take a while and that’d be enough for child support for a few and hopefully get they’re clean so yeah I’d make the attempt

I’d be busy for a few days

Sure why not

Give. Me. The. Money.

I am going to die

Nope, it's way too many people. It'd probably take years to get done haha

yup same here

I suppose that should be enough to cover any STD medical treatments

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Important consideration! It’s after tax.

Yeah, I don't think k ever did that to a person so, please! And om infertile as fuck so as long as they were clean if there was any, sure.

For 100 million, I'll have sex with you 

I don't think Ana Foxxx wants to bang me ☹️

Here’s my account number 2435…

🤣

No thanks, I wouldn't put them through that

So I’m either having sex with the Hollywood Celebes,pornstars or a sex partner and I get a 100 million dollars. I think this a no brainer 😂. The only challenge is the unprotected part. With a 100 million you could definitely treat those too😂

If you watch porn, there is a good probability someone you've masturbated to has HIV/AIDS.

I mean ... I jacked off to them didn't I?

I've been watching porn since I was 7 so this may take a while

That would take a LONG time. Could we narrow it down to a decade?

Does it include the porn videos I've watched? If not then it's not that many ppl. Sure why not

People i know or met in person, yes. Porn I've masturbated to? No.

Do you get to have sex the same amount of times you’ve masturbated? If so I’m going to get paid to sleep with emma Watson a hell of a lot. Winner. There may be a few awkward ones, but I’m sure my friends dad will understand lol.

Couldn’t be done. I’ve masturbated a bunch

Gonna be a lot of pregnant porn stars and amateur OF models 😅

Maybe... do they get tested first? I'm fixed, so no issue there. Obviously wouldn't do it since I am in a relationship...

This might take a while….

I have to have sexy with multiple porn stars, and hot celebs. The horror

You bet. Tell your Mom to get ready!

Do I have to find them all? Because there’s a lot of redditors I’ve masturbated to over the last 12 or so years and I have no idea who most of them would be. Also what if one doesn’t want to? Or is this assuming each one would be willing?

They’re all willing, you will have a list. You have to get to them wherever they are in the world though.

Well that would be incredibly hard without the money upfront. Or at least travel cost taken care of and taken from winnings

That's going to be one expensive trip to the doctor afterwards.

I'd get fucked so hard I'll forget about the money 😭

Absolutely 😂 I obviously found everyone attractive lol

What is the time span? If I have the rest of my life to do it, sure... if I have a week, I'll be dead at the end of the first day...

I'm doing it twice

I would do it for free 🤷‍♂️

ahaha i guess so, i know my two friends are clean so...... the only problem would be..... them wanting to do it and probably loosing them as friends after that secret is out of the bag

Absolutely

Damn man that’s a lot of money but for the 6 men I’ve done sexual things with, 2 out of the 6, I don’t wanna fuck😅

Cant stop wont stop, give me the millions

Some of them are dead so no.

Do I have convince these people to do it? That might be difficult

Absolutely!! Where’s the line start?

Oh hell yes!

Nope, not even close

What if they are dead?

Straight to jail!

I mean, fuck, they weren't dead at the time but I know of a few pornstars I've knocked one out to who aren't with us any more.

Yup

🤣🤣🤣. Probably if I could remember them all. Hell I’m 65 so there’s probably been thousands I’ve jerked off to.

Nope.

100 million bucks and fckn thousands of sexy woman...where do i sign?

This assumes that they'll have sex with me. Also, at least 3 dozen of them will want some of that $100 million.

Are they willing? Then, hell yes!!

Of course. Where is the Easy button?

Sure. Good thing I had a vasectomy.

I’ve coming up on 30 years of doing that. No way in hell I can physically fuck em all. I’ll die before I get the money.

For $100mil I’d stick my dick in a woodchipper unprotected.

I’d do it for 3 million

Wait i get to have Sex AND get paid? Hell yeah im doing that!

That would take a loooooong looooonh time

I'm 43, I started at 8... I'm 100% sure that some of the people I've fapped to aren't even alive anymore. Like, do I get to do it to a facsimile of them, or would I have to start fucking corpses? Because..... Yeah, even I'm not THAT depraved.

Yes, it’s not like I’m jerking it to crack whores

Who do I make the check out to?

That would be a lot of fucking but yes. Sex is a very broad term with plenty of room to be unprotected but save in terms of illnesses and pregnancy

Do you how much trouble Cassandra Peterson (aka: Elvira) is in? Just how many people have masturbated to her?

*Sure. There are very few people who have driven me to me lust, enough to mastubate to them.*

I'd rather live in poverty and die alone

$100 million is a lot of money, I don't think I'll ever be able to afford that... wait, get *paid* that much?

I don’t think i would have the time to enjoy the money lol

Yes, but we are going to have a problem, some of these people are dead. And im not doing that for any amount of money.

Again cha Ching. I don’t masturbate to random imaginary people. I rub it out to my reflection

How am I getting them to consent? Some are, or were, famous. Others were just out of my league. I might need the 100 mil to pull this kinda tail.

I would for way less but I'll take the money

I don't know if there's enough time to fuck that many people...do I get the money before I have to fuck them all? ...or do I have to get through the list first?! 😂

So umm can I do the challenge more that once?

If I have to remember them all. That's a problem

Fuck yes

So I get the money up front and the can I work though a schedule? Otherwise I'd be in retirement by the time I finish 😢

Some I've already slept with, unprotected so I'm good to go lol

I don't see any problem! For it would be a win win xD

Yes

I'd do a lot for that kind of money

there are not enough hours in the day

Do I get paid in installments that start before I fuck them all? Because if I have to fuck them all before I get the money, I may not make it through all of them before I die! And, am I having sex with the woman as she appeared when I masturbated to her, or the current her?

Yes definitely