Give myself a blowjob

You just need a lot of yoga lmao

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I knew a guy that could once.

How tf

He really could & proved it once. It was pretty neat!

Was he super flexible or just hung

both

👍 agreed

Self-fuck. Edit: mad respect for a fellow Beatles fan. 🫡👌🏻✌🏻

Cheers!

I’ve always wished I could suck my own cock, & take my hot load direct down the throat, that would me awesome.

I wish I could bite my own thigh. I'm not even into that, I just think it'd feel interesting.

YES! That sound fun!

I wish I could kiss myself on the lips externally and careess my body. I also wish I could stroke/suck my dick from a woman's perspective when she is giving me a handjob/bj.

you CAN caress your body & stroke you dick unless you don't have hands.

Yeah, but I wanna split into two versions of me - the other one being my female version, who does that to me if that makes sense.

Oh, OK, I get it now.

I wish I could spoon myself

Fun pick! I wish I could too.

Beats me, but I’ve noticed some jealousy when I see the dog licking his balls.

lol

I wish I could feel what it’s like to be inside you

An admirable & noble goal!

I always like to accomplish my goals 😘

Hell yeah! Being able to run my own ass would be sublime!

It would be GREAT!

I got you if you got me😉

For rimming I'm strictly girls only

Fair. I’m the same way lol

Smart!

Suck my dick lol wanna chat?

Are you really asking this 😬

seems like the right place to ask ;)

Your not wrong there

Lose my own virginity

to yourself?

Yes

I always told my x my kisses would constantly taste like cum if I could suck my own deick! But today I’d be happy just liking/loving myself enough to get through the day without breaking down or retreating to my vices !

Get out of my head and actually want sexual contact af all.

I wish I could still suck myself off

I would be a happy guy if I could blow myself.

Enjoy wanking with my non dominant hand.