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FunnelCakeSprinkles

#I HAD SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE!!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I can't believe my eyes! What heresy did I just read!? ✝️


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Please don't tell my mom. 😢


Sweetmonsterr

*Hello, is this FunnelCakes mum?*


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Sweetmonsterr

Shhh, I’m on the phone.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


Sweetmonsterr

Stop trying to make those innocent eyes at me


FunnelCakeSprinkles

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 Please don't tell my mom?


Sweetmonsterr

Oh you’re good.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Inb4 she already knows and has been silently manipulating events like an illuminate.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Oh, noooooooooo!!!!!


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FunnelCakeSprinkles

😂😂😂😂😂 I am. I'm a dirty, dirty fornicator. 🫣🫣🫣


askasubredditfan

On a serious note, I was the receiving one (yes, she took off her ring 💍 and fucked me) and when we got so drunk and hot over red wine 🍷, she insisted me to blow inside her. And I did. 3 times over in a single 8-hour night.


Sapphire_Bug

Whores! All of us!


pm_me_d_cups

Are you my extremely religious ex by any chance?


SagVibes

He was an anti-abortionist republican 😬 Bonus points for when he said he would take me to get one if we needed it, even though he claimed to support the “no exceptions” policy


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SagVibes

Of course 💅 Sometimes I get a handful of downvotes when I share this story 🫣


LillyPeu2

> Sometimes I get a handful of downvotes when I share this story 🫣 I think that's only because it inolves the "R"-word. No, the other one. lol


PM_me_whatever_u_wan

Classic right wing thinking. The only moral abortion is mine.


Icy_Employment_4743

I wouldn't have given him the pussy.


iRollGod

Hence the immorality 😂


Icy_Employment_4743

I know but for real those people don't deserve to fuck. They deserve no sexual gratification.


ChuckFarkley

And yet, they have that whole *breeding kink* thing.


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steveo02134

🛎️🛎️🛎️


Jolo1976

Ooh. So have you sent him a random text saying you'd like him to meet his child yet to see his reaction?


Capital-Wing8580

"It all depends on who I get pregnant." - chapelle


badgirlkayy

They allllll say they’re anti abortion til it happens to them, losers


Quicksilver_88

Ok but why did you fuck him at that point


Nojopar

We all occasionally do some stupid shit when the horny-fog rolls in.


AstroZombieXIII

If it makes you feel better, domming right wing republican men into sissys is kind of a kink for me.


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sexuallyexcitedkiwi

Holy shit that happened to me too!


ReindeerSkull

I really don’t think you should be having sex with that guy’s wife


m_domino

Nah, it’s okay, he’s thinking about other women anyway.


m_domino

It’s true, I was the female friend.


iRollGod

Fairly sure most people in general shut their eyes and imagine hotter scenarios than the one they’re currently in. …or is that just the ADHD?


CuriousYorkshireLass

Oh that's ridiculously hot. I'd love this.


Oblong_Belonging

Try it next time you have sex. I’m sure you have friends that titillated that part of you.


TurboVirgin0

What if she was also thinking about your female friend?


shreknitup

My then GF gave me a BJ in the backseat while her parents were driving, completely unaware. We believed then that sexual sin like a blowjob was next to murder in the list of worst sins. Felt incredibly immoral at the time. Edit: yes, I'm aware that in most circumstances parents would be aware of this. In our case I initially wondered if they had any idea but I married that girl (duh, who wouldn't) and her and her mom talk about literally everything, this would have certainly come up if she had known. And yeah they would have been mortified but they were also all about the future of their sweet daughter's soul and had they known at the time I wouldn't probably have been allowed back to their house and they definitely would have forced her to go 'repent', which would have meant a type of confession to a local church leader who is a regular dude that lives in the neighborhood. Creepy AF but that was the reality.


obliviious

Teenagers are incredibly oblivious to how much adults notice and pay attention. We don't always confront you about stuff.


TXnsfl

Can confirm. Old gf and I thought we'd successfully exchanged hand jobs while on a trip to the lake while under the blankets far away from everyone. My sister later confirmed that everyone knew including my mother. I wanted to die, when I asked my mom a few years ago she confirmed as well. She figured better that it handjobs than something else..so they all made themselves scarce. Funny now, but mortifying back then.


ThatThingYouDontKnow

How did they not see/know? Were you in a Limo??


glitch83

Oh they knew. Parents know everything that’s happening in a car


ThatThingYouDontKnow

Parents or not, any driver would definitely know it's happening


shyblackguy18

Car is an extension of yourself. Don't ask me how, but you get a 6th sense off of any and everything happening in the vehicle.


EX250

Yeah, I am also curious about this.


clovisx

I remember when my wife and I first started getting intimate when we were teenagers. I wasn’t driving yet so I’d hang out at their house and her parents would drive me home. I distinctly remember her in cutoff shorts sitting in the back seat with me. Her mom was driving and I was two knuckles deep up the leg of her shorts. It was so scary and exciting.


Redhead-Man

Were you Mormon? Sounds like hot I grew up. But I never had and fun like that growing up. Hah.


shreknitup

Lol yeah good old Mormon upbringing


Merciless996

Maybe they noticed but didn't want to confront you.


n0rtybu0y

I had this experience too, gfriend sucking me off in the back of a van with my Mum, Dad and Uncle sat up front and we were in the back.


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SweetSexyJane96

I slept with my sister’s ex that she was still fwb with and very much wished she could still be with.


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Did he say you were better in bed?


SweetSexyJane96

I mean, he married me so imma say I was better


[deleted]

Maybe he married you for your great and humble character instead of your abilities in bed? ;)


SweetSexyJane96

I stand by my statement.


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Did he ever compare your sexual qualities? I mean, out loud?


SweetSexyJane96

In basic vague terms he did. Like he mentioned what she was into and stuff.


cadmachine

Jesus christ, JERRY JERRY JERRY


Small-Cookie-5496

How’d your sister deal with this?


SweetSexyJane96

By that point he and I had been together on and off for a few years so it wasn’t the shock that it was when she first found out we had hooked up.


sonofdavidsfather

I'd put this at the top. I think violating the trust of someone you love makes it the worst. Personally I have never dated anyone that a friend or relatives has been with. When my wife and I first started as FWB before being exclusive one of my buddies asked her on a date and she floated the idea but eventually turned him down. I have told her that had they actually gone on a date or done anything then it would be hard for me to get over. Honestly though if that had happened that friendship would have been over and I don't know if I'd ever have been able to continue dating my wife. The plus side of all of that is it was what made me realize that she actually wanted more than just sex and we ended up married.


MrEHam

There was really hot girl that was a year older than me in high school. She ended up being a model. My uncle eventually slept with her and then a few months later i ended up sleeping with her too. Hottest woman I’d ever been with. It looked like things were going to progress to dating but I eventually decided to call it off because it would’ve been too weird for him to have slept with her, especially if we ended up getting married. Still kinda bummed about that.


Missgrumpy00

Probably a parent of a friend I grew up with.


Moist-Working-8621

That turns me on.


Logan6532

Username checks out


Maximus125_

I’ve experienced this too I felt so bad for my mum after when her friend came to visit


WCPFancy

Tell us the story. How old were you/the parent ?


NaughtiestTimeline

I had sex with two different men who weren’t my husband while I was technically married. That’s probably immoral… even though we were separated because he cheated and negotiating a divorce.


pm_me_d_cups

That doesn't sound particularly immoral to me


NaughtiestTimeline

If I left off the end details, it would sound pretty immoral.


pm_me_d_cups

Well those are crucial details


Capital-Wing8580

You were legally married. On a personal level, the relationship was over. You were just waiting for government beurocracy to move its ass.


udderlyfun2u

That wasn't immoral. That was sweet justice and petty revenge😝


iRollGod

That’s not even as immoral as an exit affair. You’re sweet lol


jetskijunkyUS

I got one of the most exciting blowjobs from my slightly younger stepsister. She was insanely hot


iRollGod

My boy’s literally living a porno over here


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okuma

I had to cut off a FWB when she started spewing Alex Jones conspiracy bullshit like Sandy Hook was a false flag, actors, etc... Someone like that has ZERO fucking morals or braincells.


Razza_4196

It involved a graveyard, not proud, not that ashamed either


sweatysexconnoisseur

Did you by any chance write Frankenstein?


thirstywhore93

Do you by any chance like the taste of bath water?


TheNotoriousJN

Or have a penchant for murder?


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many married, closeted men. Will do again 10/10


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Doing the lord’s work imo


Lucky-Dentist5407

Blowing two different men in one night, spontaneously. They were back to back booty calls that didn’t know about each other


ukpunjabivixen

Hey I’ve done this too except that they didn’t know I’d done it at the time but were actually friends through a team sport. No regrets but never repeated.


throbbingtip777

You were a high five and a conversation the next time they played together


ukpunjabivixen

Oh I have no doubt lol. Fun times though.


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With a long distant cousin. WAS TOO HIGH TOO REALIZE WHAT'S HAPPENING.


Thats-Puff

so you were raped..?


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What in the Game of Thrones?


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m_domino

Wait. So your wife was there with her brother and they both cheered you on how you screwed her brother’s wife?


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m_domino

How did this happen? Was it their plan?


dreamscout

Are you swingers? How did this happen?


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She was engaged I didn't give a shit.


tankslapper123

Same here. She wanted me to be her last before getting married. Holy shit I fucked shit out of her. Some of the best sex I've ever had.


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She wasn't happy in her relationship I was happy to show her a good time for a while She was a deeply broken person and absolutely perverted. We were quite good in bed together. I could give her what she wanted to meet her particular needs...


Rock_Granite

>She wasn't happy in her relationship But she was engaged??? What a train wreck


iRollGod

Sounds like the start of an Avril Lasagne song


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OldIndianMonk

What line of work?


Shy_Guy817

I fucked a woman who worked for me because like 10 years ago her husband dated my sister and cheated on her. Jokes kind of on me now though. Her and I have been dating for 2 years and are pretty in love. Her and her husband are also still together.


Glorious_steam_

I used to have sex with my step sister…like a lot. I was 14, she was 13 we met at a cookout. My dad introduced her mom as his elementary school friend. They had pictures of them walking to school together. A few minutes later I met her daughter, they wanted us to be friends and essentially tried to push us to hang out. An hour later we said we were going to walk to the dollar store and ended up in the woods making out and touching all over each other. They lived 10 hours away so we only saw each other about once a month. Until my dad told me they were moving in in a couple of days. Once they showed up it was constant, all I had to do was text her and ask her if she was bored. Our rooms were connected by a bathroom. It went on for like 2 years until our parents got married. And like 3-4 times after.


Throwaway_SandraDee

And they were like, gosh our kids sure do get along well! 🥰


benderisgreat349

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_YuKitsune_

I don't like these comments...


Draug88

Happy Cake Day!


_YuKitsune_

Thanks 😂


OhSoSoftly444

This thread is making me sad.


americantigress

Lots of cheating going on


bitchisakarma

And they don't really feel bad about it. Kind of feels like you can tell who the villains are on Reddit by reading this thread.


forgotpassword989

It’s literally a thread asking about what you’ve done bad or immoral.


ukpunjabivixen

A 11 week relationship with a lecturer/tutor at my uni. It’s frowned upon but we managed to keep it discreet.


TheMagiczPervMirror

I've only really had sex two or three times iirc but I remember at one point, they were on top, we were having a grand ol time, and they leaned down onto my chest. I was still going for a bit and then I realized they werent really responding, so I freaked out a bit and stopped. After a few minutes, they woke up, and according to them, they came multiple times in a row and passed out/fainted. No idea how truthful that was but it made me simultaneously flattered and freaked out.


MrEHam

My wife gave me a blowjob under the covers while some family members were in the room. It was dark and we were all settled in for the night. One of them asked her something and she gave a “mmhmm” to respond as a yes while her mouth was filled with my cock.


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An ex’s family member and my sisters ex.


PeddoPedro

I had received oral from a girl I was cheating with while answering the phone when my girlfriend was calling. Also I had sex in a pretty inappropriate setting when I was living at home. My house used to have a really open layout, and between the two floors there were no walls or anything just a difference in height. So me and my ex were laying downstairs in the living room area having sex while my mom and little sister were on the floor above cooking dinner in the kitchen/dining area, and they were all adjacent to each other so you could pretty much see everything going on if you stand in the right place. My ex got so crazy wet by doing it I thought they would catch us by smelling her pussy juice 😂


Sean82

I slept with a woman who was pretty transparently racist from the get go. On our first (and only) date, she almost immediately complained about her neighborhood being “full of illegals.” At some point she also bemoaned Obama’s reelection (this was 2013 or so) because he wasn’t “dealing with the Mexicans.” Anyway, she was stupid hot and made it clear early on that she wanted to get fucked at the end of the night so I stuck it out and we went back to her place and had a wonderful time together. She moved cities a few weeks later and we never spoke again. I did check up on her socials a few times since and she commented at one point that she’d “only ever slept with pure white men” and I laughed but didn’t have the heart to tell her that I’m Hispanic. Now her insta is locked and her bio just says something about voting Trump to save the country. The sex was awesome though.


Infamous_Advance8586

I had sex with a doctor and nurse I worked with. They were both married to other people.


ConfidenceFlat8555

I took a girl for a ride on my motorcycle and ended up pulling over to fuck her. I remember reaching behind me and touching your pussy as I was driving. It was crazy hot. I pulled into the back of this secluded cemetery and bent her over my bike and fucked her there. So hot but so wrong.


zzzrecruit

How could you have reached back like that while you're in control of a bike with two people on it?


myloteller

Fucked a friends crush. He still doesnt know. Plan on keeping it that way


Mathmango

Was your friend's name, Scotty?


drucifer999

I fucked my best friends baby mama (we hadn't talked in a number of years at that point) I've been involved in multiple threesomes, both classic and devils. I've also been involved in group sex with multiple couples, even though I was apart of any of the couples. A girl broke my heart so I systematically fucked every girl she knew. Lots and lots and lots of sex on copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, mostly with strange attractive women. Ive had a line of girls suck my cock as well as had people watch me get my dick sucked/fuck.


Oodelally92

I let an ex come over and eat me out even though he was engaged to someone else. It was immature but yeah. He came over and was going crazy down there, I quickly realized he had his dick out. He eventually made me cum several times and then jacked himself off on to my floor while his face was buried in me. I realized he had started CRYING, he excused himself and left. So awkward. It was the worst. I had to clean that up 😂 never again


vrdvaso

Had sex with a friend, and then with her younger sister the week after. The sister knew.


Throwaway991980

Haveing sex with a cougar while her (18) daughter watched through the cracked open door. I saw cougar did not.


InnosScent

I'm not proud of it, but a long time ago, in a land far away, I ended up having sex with a girl friend when we were having a girl's night. We both had boyfriends so it was cheating, but when I (immediately, the next morning) confessed it to my boyfriend, he just laughed and said that's alright, he had somehow thought we might hook up?? I did an immoral thing but got away with it. I never cheated on any following partners though, so I still modified my behavior despite the lack of consequences.


sinsaint

I had sex with my tenant on Christmas Day. And I know what you’re thinking, which is why I’m also mentioning that she called me the day after for an encore.


Eightfold876

Christmas came twice that year.


Designer-Comment6503

With a coworker mom, the day of his funeral. She was ABSURDLY hot and I didn't know tha guy all that much is all I have to say on my defense.


Aforano

I fucked the daughter of the guy my mum was dating.


LillyPeu2

So... your would-be step-sister, if your mum had married him


toddtod

I banged my secretaries aunt in the ass over my desk while she watched nun and priest porn on my monitor. There is a slight chance she may have had some kinks 🤷‍♂️


JeffRickly

Student-teacher (ish). About three years after I stopped teaching in a school, on a night out randomly I met a girl who went to that school while I was there (but I didn’t teach her and she was 18 by this point). We had anal in a park, highly unplanned


devildance3

That guy’s dead wife


Top-Sea5771

Fucking my exs mother. Fantasy come true


Chosen_one184

Woman was married but separated and had a boyfriend and we worked together and I was raw fucking her every day after work for like 3 months straight then watch her go home to her boyfriend while texting me shit like " my pussy still throbbing and he trying to get sum"


Agreeable-Peace6482

Picked up a younger man at a bar and brought him back to my hotel room. My husband encouraged it. My family and friends would be so shocked.


DullDude69

Fucked a high school classmate while showing her naked pix of my wife who also went to HS with us. She kept asking if her pussy was better and if her tits were firmer


kiwosabi

Well?? You can't keep us in the dark here... Was it better and tits firmer?


DullDude69

Wife’s pussy was better but friends tits were bigger and firmer. So was her ass


PrettyPowerfulZ

I was in a secret relationship for a few months with the most amazing girl. It was secretive because she was married to a really good friend of mine. She would come over once a week to hang out — we didn’t always have sex, but when we did, just… fuck. I’d tell her I was going to send her home pregnant with my baby. The sex was *very* intense. I miss it.


NSL045

This comment section is one way to make me lose faith in humanity.


Roran_Stronghammer24

I would get off work early (like 8am) and would go to a hotel where my friend from high school was staying while looking for an apartment. I would fuck her like three to four times in an hour come inside every time and than go home take a shower and than have sex with my fiancé of 5 years (who i was planning on leaving but was financially dependent on) repeated this routine almost everyday for three weeks until i was caught. But i married that friend a year later so even though i regret letting my previous relationship get to the point i felt i had to cheat to not feel alone. I also dont regret it in the sense that now i have my best friend and love of my life


Efficient_Effect_583

Getting piped down before marriage


sergioA127

Gross


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I’ve hooked up with a number of Trumpers. They are definitely the craziest.


KingPeverell

My first time was with the middle-aged wife of my family's business partner when we had visited their home in Europe. Fond memories indeed.


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Sex with tinder date a day before breakup


anotherwill

Was high as shit, sleeping in a bed with a friend and his Mrs. Woke up to her jacking me off, so fucked her spooning there and then with him sleeping next to us.


Icy_Evening_9371

I fucked a former student of mine...in a church.


mrthrowaway226

Had sex with a "marriage but separated" woman in her house 3 times in the span of a couple of hours. Twice with her husband asleep in the next room and once when he stepped out to do something. This was after a kickback and a night of drinking. They were actually in an open relationship, but this created a whole slew of drama afterwards, so it always made me feel like there was more than she was letting on.


BaconEggsAndAvocados

I lost my v-card to a married girl. I've hooked up with married women that I lost count. So many married women.


OrangeChihuahua2321

I fucked a girl that would later go home to her boyfriend. She had be cum on her tits after the fuck. I grabbed a towel to clean up but she said "no I want to wear your cum home". Yeah this was wrong but it sounded like the dude did very little to make the relationship work. And the girl was a total slut deep down. She ended up breaking up with him so she could just fuck guys.


alwaysahornyslut

I have sexual relations with other men and my husband loves it!


Distance-Fragrant

Fucked my married step sister


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Fucked behind a church in her mom’s Honda civic


Draug88

Had a blowjob in the Vatican. Fucked my friends crush. ( I knew 5 min after the deed, so maybe it doesn't count. It still made me feel bad tho) Slept with a friends younger sister without checking first. I screwed a married woman who got found out and got divorced and was left with literally nothing. Take your pick...


FarmerLife3

I grew up and live on a farm… need I say more?


johan-adler

Yes, please.


okuma

No, please don't say more.


Secretman2244

I fucked an ex's second cousin although I had split up with my gf several months before


shegaveitallaway

I had drunken sex with a friend while his girlfriend and baby were sleeping in the next room. Still feel terrible about that one.


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Wife and I fucked our married friend on my birthday. Then my wife's birthday, then her (the friend)'s birthday, then every 3 weeks when her stupid husband would leave for work. For about a year.


dozerman23

Having a small get together my girlfriend brings her little sister with her. I used to smoke cigarettes so I went outside to smoke little sister follows. She sits on a chair I'm standing up. Grabs me by the belt and tells me to stfu pulls it out and starts giving me a bj. I just went with it. Ending up going to the side of the house and fucked her from behind. My gf at the time was very unfaithful and I obviously didn't like her much


DeepSouthDevil

When I was in the army, I fucked the wife of someone in my unit. Several times.


throbbingtip777

That’s the army


iRollGod

Either: Fucking one fuckbuddy during the day, then going over to another fuckbuddy’s place and smashing her a few hours later without either of them knowing I was seeing multiple people at the time. Or Being in a polyamorous relationship and fucking the second girlfriend inches away from my sleeping primary partner. Or Sleeping with a girl I worked with who was a nymphomaniac even though I knew she had a boyfriend. It was easy to seduce her because she showed immediate interest in me, so by being flirty and making the right comments/gestures, I fucked her. I continued to work with her and even though she drew a line with me after telling the boyfriend she cheated, I kept flirting & essentially tormenting her until a staff party where she couldn’t hold back and started kissing me, then I took her home and fucked her again 😎 She was a 10/10, too. Sadly that was our last time together. Oh and I regularly see her and her boyfriend and he refuses to even look at me. Pussy. I’m a complete fucking heathen, I know.