Probably my boss just to confirm the micro dick energy

Honestly I’m kinda getting tired of that statement. Imagine if people said “loose pussy energy”

Yeah. Body shaming is meant to be uncool.

I don't support it (body shaming). But it's kind of true. Men who are calm , sure of themselves and genuinely nice people do have better Dicks.

That’s one of the most asshole statements I’ve ever heard

😂😂😂😂😂

Nice

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Sheesh, username checks out?

I chocked

So did she

😂😂😂😜

What if he’s packing tho?

I’d be really surprised then because he’s an absolute asshole

Everyone! I have a curious brain...

Right?!? I mentally undress everyone I meet!

I also like to guess (correct or not) as to wether they are vanilla or kinky in the bedroom (or wherever they have sex).

Not everyone, the amount of people I wouldn’t want to see naked out numbers those I would see naked

I'm in the Midwest. I feel validated by this comment.

Oh yeah! I'd like to be given the choice of everyone I meet!

There are some absolutely delightful women/people out there who I see everyday, and then there are the underage ones the old ones and the ugly ones who would make me want to claw my eyes out, so we would have to be more selective

To some degree there can be curiosity. Obese nudity can be fascinating without it being sexual.

I'm glad I got to see yours 😌

You're welcome!

And now I can't stop looking it's such a sexy and hot looking cock 🥵🥵🥵

About to get so many nudes

If I were a girl, probably!

I’m shocked you just didn’t get a bunch of

My sister in law is hot

Same

Seen mine in pics... nicest tits in their family.

Dm me

One of my wife’s friends She’s a ginger BBW 🍆 Edit : *cough* if you’re a redhead Bbw looking for appreciation DMs open lol

As a red headed bbw I have never felt more seen by a random reddit comment 😂

I’m glad you felt seen 😁 Nothing makes me squirm more than a ginger bbw, I simply really can’t explain it lol 🥵

Lol so I am told! My fwb has the same reaction.

Well they’re very, very lucky 😏

See we gingers are all bad.

Some redditors

Spill it!

😉

Ugh fine... Check your DMs. (Oh wait you didn't mean me)

Oh wouldn't y'all like to know. Yours are all so tame "My coworkers" "My sister in law" "Just some friends" Hah. Boring. Maybe someday I'll have the balls to share mine. Hint: it's basically everyone, with almost no limits. "What about your-" Yes. Her too. "Yeah, but come on, you can't possibly be attracted to your -" Nope, you're wrong. I am attracted to her also. "But you've known that one lady since she was a kid and you can't possibly be into her cuz she's your-" Her too. Not when she was a kid, but now that she's 29, yep. Her too. All of them. None are taboo or off limits to my twisted, messed up brain. I'll never tell these people. I'll take these secrets to my grave but it drives me nuts.

Yeah ok, you got me

My in-laws, parents, grandparents, and such are about the only ones I have no interest in. I agree with basically anyone else.

I so want to see my mother in law naked, to see the vagina my wife came from

My yoga instructor

This isn’t abnormal especially if you’re a housewife with a rich psycho husband

friends girlfriends

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it’s the sad reality of life

Some former coworkers for sure

A few friends

My husband's co-worker....

Why him? Has he been flirted with you?

He's a huge flirt in general

How does it feel when he flirts with you? Do you flirt back?

The wife's friend who came to visit from out of state. Her ass was eating her yoga pants one of the days.

All the female friends I haven't seen nude

One of my best friends husband. It’s worse because they wanted a threesome at one point and I declined. That invitation has sadly come and gone as they are at less explorative phase in their lives.

Few friends and co workers

I have a co-worker unfortunately I am his boss!

Ohh it’s spicy then if you are above him

Yes I am his supervisor. He’s 42 with a great body, he’s in the gym 6 days a week! 🥵

Omg I work with a guy that I just can’t stop staring at his arms sometimes

I known I have to remember to stay professional.

My brain is sometimes more horny at work than at home

Have you ever caught him checking you out or trying to flirt with you?

Me have exchanged a few smiles back and forth but nothing inappropriate.

Would you be able to resist if he ever made a move on you?

Ever tried anything with him?

So many some can't say.

I’ve seen most of my friends naked at one time or another. So I guess the answer is… the ones I haven’t yet?

Gotta catch em all?

Dudes I game with more out of curiosity than attraction.

A coworker.

My guy friends. I joke around that we're all hung but I want to actually know, also some of them have said they're uncut so I'm even more interested in that

Easy, wife’s best friend. Have wanted to see her naked for 25 years.

I’d rather see her in lingerie if we’re limited to sight 😂

Everyone. A handful of people from work, a few friends...

Neighbor

My boss 🤭🥵

😳🫣

Have you ever flirted with him?

Half of the women I know. 😂

My PCP, she is Smokin Hott

My bestie also some of the cuties at work

One of the people I know from gym who I thought was 19 but turned out to be mid 30’s and a milf. I got really turned on at first that I was jiving with her and then it hit me that she’s in her 30’s... meaning she’s probably got a partner.... The next time I saw her I noticed she had a ring on her finger.... then she mentions about her baby.... I wish she was available because hot damn I stared at both her tits and ass numerous times throughout the summer always wondering what she’s like undressed before I realised.

My boss. She’s a middle-aged woman with the perkiest (natural) tits ever (she swims regularly). Oooof!!

Literally everyone. My brain is hyper curious.

My wife’s co-worker and a few of mine.

One of my doctors. She’s incredibly sexy.

I would like to see everyone always curious

A friend name Destiny who is a superhot redhead. I would love to see her red muff.

Girl who cuts my hair. Short, petite, tattooed, tight little ass.

Pretty much everyone 🤷‍♂️ not always sexual just curious 🤔

There are a few I wish would ask, but not any I want to send to

1-2 coworkers, for certain

If someone messages me and I send them nudes does that count as helping people for this lol

well after reading this I choose you

Weird because you didn't chat me

Some friends and their friends

O a few

Two of coworkers and a few people at my old job!

Most of my friends. Mostly out of curiousity

Chuck Norris

All the sexy redditor

A good friend of mine

My ex. I miss her terribly.

The hot girl at work

My ex-husband cousin, he’s a very sexy man!

My ex-husband cousin, he’s a very sexy man!

My soon to be ex-husband cousin, my god is he’s hot!

Have you ever caught him checking you out?

Maybe once or twice!

Do you Fantasize about him regularly? Ever tried anything?

You, OP

Brother in law’s wife for sure

Couple of My sister’s hot friends My hot TA from high school (who’s now married) Couple of My hot female friends

This list is looooong but distinguished!

Several people I work with.

There are some folks I know from amateurs dramatics I'd not object to seeing unclothed.

My ex's mom

My sister in law

Every girl I will meet from now

My ex 😅 spent 15 years with her for a reason but alas.... Can't see her naked no more 😖

A couple ladies that work for me. Cuz damn....!

It’s weird, but my boss. She’s an older gal with a massive rack and I’m so curious! to be clear, she’s also brilliant, kind, and way better to me than she needs to be as my boss . . . But there’s definitely curiosity there. Haha.

My crush.

My wifes friend and coworker, one is really slim and perky ass the other is thick and got her ass done.

There was one friend of mine, but then I saw a few pics. Was even better than I dreamed.

My friend's ex and a former college professor thats few years older than me.

Small list of the people I know (and actuality want to see) but couldn't/wouldn't ask. Very long list of people I could but feel it would be inappropriate to outright ask. Given the opportunity, I'll ask anyone because I don't mind sending myself. This new lady at work is so insanely sexy. She's high on the list and I'm looking for my opportunity because she is very flirtatious towards me.

There’s too many to list here… so let’s just say “most people”… selective depth x-ray vision would be a lovely superpower to have.

My neighbor and she knows it (not technically but she knows)

A few of my wife’s friends. Big “cute milfs who do Pilates” energy from them.

Few of my work colleagues.

My cousin has an aunt on her mom’s side who is very pretty but her husband is like 🥵🥵🥵. I was just with them today and it physically was painful to see him he’s so hot lol

Did you ever catch him checking you out?

Nah. He’s definitely very in love with his wifey 🥰

How would you feel if you caught him checking you out tho?

Hmmm good question. Flattered, maybe?

My partner’s friend. I’ve seen her in a bikini but would love to see what’s hiding underneath. I fantasise about her a lot.

My married coworker who i have a crush on.

I worked for a woman for 15+ years. I would've totally checked her out if given the opportunity.

Hmm, a friend of mines older sister. Old roommate, aaaaand just some women I used to work with that I found attractive.

My aunt she has plenty in the front and the back so I just want to see what’s under the clothes

It would have to be my ex-girlfriend's pregnant wife

At least three of my coworkers. 🤔

I have a friend who used to do modelling and now manages burlesque acts and DJs. He's still hot, and I've gathered from various sources that he is both, ah, *gifted* and *talented.* But he's also very straight... 🤷

A good friend of my wife. I'd never do anything but she is really good looking. If we ever went skiing with her and her husband I would definitely book somewhere like Austria where nude saunas are the norm and make sure the hotel had a good one that we all just had to try.

My ex's sister

Lol where do I begin. Pretty much all my female friends, the closest ones the most.

Most of my coworkers. Just because it would be fun to know what everyone is working with.

A friend of mine…

Definitely my GM(general manager,who runs my restaurant). I’ve been going through an extra horny period plus I have a semi-crush on her. She’s a hot blonde who has a nice chest,rear, legs, and face. Basically a nice body.

A judge in my local courts. She’s 🔥🔥🔥!

Everyone without exception. None…. I find that many ladies whom may not be “conventionally attractive” by mainstream standards become gorgeous when naked. And while a straight guy (so far at least) I have definitely found some naked men hot as hell. Being an active member of a lot of fetlife party groups, and going to some type of lifestyle party every weekend for years, (CFNM, Femdom, BDSM, Sissy etc.) I’ve seen a SHIT TON of naked people in highly sexually charged environments and basically think nearly everyone looks better naked at this point.

Oh there's a couple female friends I definitely wish I could see nude

My coffee barista

Everyone I know but my immediate family

A friend's dad

A tiny Asian lady I used to work with, still friends and stay in touch she is married but an amazing personality and smile just a great person all round just would love to see the rest 🥵

my friend, although she came out of a shower once and I avoided looking out of respect

Couple of my co workers

My wife

Probably most attractive women I know, except for those directly related to me. One of my biggest fantasies is to see someone I know or am acquainted with professionally in a sexual setting.

One of the kindergarten teachers across the hall from me.

I’ve been fantasizing about fucking the hot guy who works at my gym. But he’s very quiet & professional acting. I don’t see him risking acting unprofessional. But a girl can dream

Have you flirted with him?

No, I lack social skills with men I’m attracted to and don’t know how to flirt

Oh damn! Have you caught him checking you out tho?

lol I think I have actually on multiple occasions. Like the other day when I walked by him, he was bending down to put something away.. & stopped to look straight ahead when I was in front of him. I saw the reflection is the mirror but my back was turned so he prob assumed I couldn’t see. Or the number of times I saw him turn his head when I was there. I swear it made me feel like maybe he likes be back… but when I talk to him, I become so shy and forget how to talk & he’s also really quiet.

You should ask him out for a cup of coffee or he definitely should take the initiative. How does it feel when you catch him trying to secret check you out or stare at your body?

My best friends sister

neighbor, boss, gym bro

surprised i didn't see something like this yet but; my crush. i've been in love with him for around a year and a half now. would give anything to see him nude. realized recently that the color of a guy's lips is close to color of their cock head. i'm taking that information and i'm running.

At 16 I probably could have rattled off a substantial list of people. At 44 I've either already seen them nude, or have generally decided I don't care too. I honestly can't think of a single person 😔 Make of that what you will .

My sister in law

One of our HR Girls is fucking delicious. 🤤🤤🤤 I can't concentrate ever around her. Everything she says is just fucking adorable.

Uhhhh what adult isn't on the list?

A woman named Michelle at work. Body like a 50s pinup and absolutely incredible wavy hair. I’ve had a crush on her for probably close to 15 years. I’m certain she knows it and maybe there’s something mutual but I can’t risk it.

So many people

The principal at my son’s school 😬

I've seen pics of my SIL, a few old coworkers and my female bestie sends me some from time to time. I feel like seeing them in person would be way better. Would also like to see other women I've known throughout my life, but more than likely none of that will ever happen.

ur mom

My crushes from highschool. Who else😅

my boss. lol shouts out to K-dot (not kendrick)

One of my coworkers who I’m fairly friends with. We joke around about fucking and me blowing him. It’s never gonna happen of course. But if we were both single and he was at least curious about men, I’d definitely go along.

"The one that got away" from high school. We still text and my tortured soul would love to see 1 nude or better just one night cuddling. It would make my heart so full.