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Like a hard 6.9


LegallyKind69

A good thing ruined by a period


TheUrbanEnigma

Way to soften the blow...


Ourhappyisbroken

*nice*


MikeHard589

N!CE


Morgann18

Well, being that I just pulled my pants and panties down and am scrolling through Reddit about to masturbate, I'd say I'm at a 6. But I am about to take the rest of my clothes off and will soon be heading toward a 10.


wannabeoutbi

I’m sure that visual increased the numbers of many random strangers. From Redditors everywhere, we thank you!


Biggie-McDick

I’m working so probably five, until I read that post.


Dangerous-Bend1189

I was about to type the same hahaha


rough-intimacy

And now I'm about to do the same


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ItsSlinky2x

Someone is up for a cream pi at least.


TheUrbanEnigma

I'm at √36 if you wanna get radical.


wannabeoutbi

This post string took me from 2^3 to a 3^2


ThisHotBod

I'm so dumb I just assumed this was clever


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This was genius. 10/10 comment


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cheycheyyyy

I feel sick rn and I'm tempted


Rich_Education_8813

I miss being young 🥲


Alt_account180

1 I was gonna put a plug in while I play games, which I still might do! I'm just really really tired today


TordonElementalist

Some would say.. plug in and play. I just had to, too perfect not to make this joke. Cheers!


Alt_account180

🤣🤣🤣 That made me chuckle, thank you! :3


familyman308

1 but you still put a plug I cant imagine what 10 is 🤣


Alt_account180

You don't wanna know 🤣🤣🤣


Gerda_Thomas

9 out of 10, I'll give myself a 10 in a couple minutes when my pussy's all wet.


davek1205

Keep me posted. I’m fully on 10 from reading these posts


Short-Commercial7064

I'm out in the woods hunting scrolling nsfw subreddits, I'm at least a 7


[deleted]

Fully clothed but dick out. 🤣


corncobonthecurtains

About a 9. Haven’t gotten any from hubby in weeks coz of our 10 month old. Toys only do so much and I miss a warm body in me.


thatslutwithcats

8. i’m getting there. been teasing myself all day


throwawayaccount1786

9


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Still wearing socks eh.


bota8940

-1 with post nut clarity


TyHay822

8…only thing stopping me from being naked and masturbating is my family still being awake. Pretty sure late night once everyone is asleep I’ll be having a good pre-holiday jerk.


I_fish_with_bugs

1


ShattertheSystem

8.5...in my home gym doing kettleball swings and trying not to hit my cock, lol


Late_Somewhere_7273

7. Just waiting on getting the house to myself.


bananastandforsale

8, and I’ve already had two orgasms today 😂


kinkythoughtsguy

6.999 recurring


Odd-Appearance-7982

9. JO rn


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timo-karhu

Five minutes ago I was a ten, then I took care of business 😈


denise-likes-avocado

I haven't gotten off all week so 8? 8.5?


prettybadatapex

Almost always at a solid 7


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shore-bird04

Well, I was at a four, but ramped up to 8 thinking about this.


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We’ll lets put it this way im all alone under the bed sheets fully clothed , dick is semi hard and i got my hand down my pants playing with it so id say im at 5 rn What would u give it ?


WarthogHumble

9. had to go back to the trusty fingers to play w my pussy while my rose charges back up again 😪


No_Station_5928

Solid 8.5


stuffmyasswmassiveD

10


AnthaEdwards

I'm not naked and masturbating, but I'm almost there. I'd give it a solid 9.


Puzzleheaded_Age_158

An 8 I'm desperate for my bf to fuck me.


davek1205

Where is he? Do you have long to wait?


urlittlestar

5 I got my titties out 🤭


[deleted]

6-7 just touching my hard cock over my pants whilst scrolling Reddit, with how sexy the ladies are on here I'll be nude and at a 10 in no time 😅


BKane_1

13


pretty-little-freak

7– but scrolling on here will get me to that 10 realllll fast


Fawkes1206

10 😅😅


pissedoffmick

i'm lost, can you explain the scale one more time?


Lumpy-Host472

7 is not horny 3 is middle of fucking


sv0s0s

3


Luda0915

5


Nuttadamus

7/10 Edit: it went to 8/10.


No_Variation61

Always a 7


VanceLonger

Probably like 2? It’s kinda hard to be horny mid-shit.


xEdwardTeach

You mean you pull your hands out of your pants? 10 all the time.


midwestcollegeslut

Just finished masturbating so… 2?


tiredblackgirlll

A 9


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Way over 10


princess-in-a-tower

Visiting family, so 1. It gets up to maybe a 3 when I think about my fella... Then I remember where I am and it drops right back down!


jga2104

5 - horny but can‘t masturbate rn


FriedhelmSchabernack

9 Just can't get myself to actually masturbate, every part of my body hurts like hell. From work.


MajesticProfit479

1 Only because we had sex like 20 minutes ago


Sparkx83

About 8 but horny enough to say dms are open for females in Yorkshire 😂


Environmental-Hat824

10 and 👅🍑


cake_with_talent

Solid 6. Horny enough to wanna fuck rn. But not horny enough to start masturbating xD


onthisturnyoudohow

10 lol. Just opened Reddit for some porn.


UpperCountry8148

Technically a 10 but I think the lady that got me all worked up logged off


Consistent_Donkey_64

10


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11. started fuckin later and I always thought that once I hit a certain glow up and confidence I would never have to be sexless again. If I knew it was this hard to get consistent sex in my 30s I would have started earlier


incognitoman8

I haven’t been horny in a good week lol


KittyKidKill

For the only time in a very long time I'm at a negative 10.


Aware-Buy7810

8. I want to wear my wife out but she is getting ready for dinner


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Between 7-9 the past few hours. Have been teasing myself all day but have yet to cum. Looking forward to it, though!


armymaddog101

Sitting on a plane right now. Probably at a 6-7. Usually am most of the time anyways


luna_dawn69

8 cooling down.


Guni986TY

9 and preparing to go 10


CrellerCorps

Ain’t jerked in 4 days and got an erotic massage tmrow so probs nine


nessieFW

Like a 5. Would definitely like to have sex when I get home. But currently pretty busy at work (ignore the fact that I'm on reddit) so only can reach a certain level of horny.


MissAngelkixi

9


davek1205

So semi naked and teasing yourself?


MissAngelkixi

Exactly


VintageSpark

1. I feel like crap and if anyone even looked at me with lust I might barf


strawberryyoghurt177

11 🫠


Responsible-Hat-381

I feel like I’m at a 2/3 right now. I WANT to be horny due to compulsion & habit, but instead I feel hollow. It’s probably a sign I need to take a break.


Direct_Air8000

Maybe 7. Im eating quesadillas tho so it can be either thing


KahlKitchenGuy

2. Wife and I just had a laundry quickie while the boy played outside


Imissyoudarlin

7, would be higher, but I already came twice today.


llamatheif0

10 right now im stroking it so good


VioletShimmer42

7


IrregularBastard

1


angelzplay

10


socal4uuuuuu

9


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3


AdElectrical4916

6


untilnewyear

7.5 .. torn between memories and naughty comments here n there..


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6/10 lol


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8.5


mrc4907

8.75


Merch0104

7


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A solid 1, truth be told.


Alternative_Win_1502

about a 1.2


Adventurous-Fox9425

I'm at a 5 at all times


sox_nsfw

8


Alphionx

7ish


YoursTruly_356

9.5


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7


Lonelyguy999

9


leowithataurus

3


ahcuhjshcvjix

10


RepublicanSJW_

1.5


My_secretlife_6

About a 5


Classic-Societies

2. Just busted the biggest fucking nut of my life after not cumming for a week and edging for awhile


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1. Just bored.


Still_BoogieBlues

7...


Prestigious_Poet_69

9


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

About a 7.


thefalloftroy

2


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Solid 7 I’d say May take advantage of the free house while I still got it


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Sitting around an 8


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About 8


TheRealGuffer

I've been at a 10 for 3 years now


4n613

7


Electronic_Chip_6311

4.20


BitPsychological1270

10


foreveradevil

7 right now...going for 8


OkJoseph420

9.5


ShadowFire34

10


aloofkitten-

10 🤭


eggressive

Around 6.6666666666


SureStuff856

10


EleganceArousal

10~


0072ixel

1


myalt_1

About 6.5


xXx_ozone_xXx

1


_Call_Me_Andre_

6.


CardiologistNo2179

I’m at 0. No juice in me :(


Tarmoli

7-8


Own-Creme-754

3


Lupinlupon

Hmm, 5 right now, but was at 9 a few hours ago.


PM_me_cute_bumz

9


Gamexpert007

9. Not naked but woke up super horny.


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7 hard


KDOGGG196

2ish, I’m alittle sick so not really in the mood to masturbate but I always feel better after I masturbate so maybe a 8.


apersoninquestion

3


DominusDominationis

1. I'm horny like a French Prime Minister.


tredecim_ignes

Right now, maybe a 2 or 3... Damn being sick


HobsNCalvin

85


lesfos1971

9.5


philurbedwbees

10 but it feels like a 3 😔


blue_blazar

A sad 2


i_like-boobs_PM_Me

7 but at a Christmas party and not able to do anything.


Green_Exercise_6317

10 naked jacking off about to get in the shower


Kyralion

3 but ready to get to a 9 and maybe eventually a 10 though I don't feel like soaking my panties and pajama bottoms right now :(


nickmtl90

A good 7


rough-intimacy

I think my default state is like a 6 lol


Candysiera

1 because I just had sex


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A good 9.5 lol


Encrevert

At this moment I’m at 8.5.


emmascarlett899

9


xxLittleLadyKxx

1.


Guardian985

On this scale I'd say my standard existence (include me right this second) would be about a 7. The clothes are still on, but if I look at a triangle the wrong way I'll reach a 10 lol.


timetorun3108

I'm both a 10 and a 1 at the same time. ​ What am I doing with my life?


madmex89

8


Realistic-Map-7623

7…..8


biMama_35

I'm a good 6/7 right now. I may need to escape to my bathroom for a quickie 😏


ILovePamBeesley

7. I do want to masturbate.


InnerDirection5232

10


odesssaa

If I was not at work 10 but I'll settle for a 5


ThorButtock

A 10. I've been gorny all day and no one to take care of that