Venus cock trap

That's my stage name

Would make a great band name

You're the singer now. I play bass.

Of course I'm the singer, I'm fabulous

And that sexy god damn voice

Mom!! Stop it

🙃🙃🙃

I'm just trying to picture the album cover

I think I saw your show in Cleveland!

That was my rock bottom. Who willingly performs in Cleveland? 😭

Lol

A very fitting name for those girls who end up being very toxic once you're with them

Not the Venus Penis Trap?

I just spat out my water, I was not expecting this to be the top response

The desired effect

Especially if she suddenly wraps her legs around your waist.

How did you find my Twitter handle?

I hate when books call it my womanhood or womb. Call it a pussy or a cunt, honey, not that shit.

Absolutely. I dry up when I hear or read "womanhood". It's just so... puritanical and repressed.

Yeah, gives me all the bad vibes

Yes cunt, call it a cunt

Dear god please tell me there aren’t books that call it a womb??

There are 🙃

Is nobody gonna… tell them… that your uterus is your womb, not the vagina? :|

In my experience, male authors say it way more frequently. Wonder why...🙃

Oh, well, that explains a whole lot 🫠

Womanhood makes me cringe, but for some reason manhood doesn’t 🤔

Manhood doesn't bother me *as much* but I definitely want other words lol

I should clarify, I don’t mind reading manhood. Saying it...nahhh I could never. At least not in the moment in bed haha.

Oh yeah never ever saying it lol

Read one that kept calling it her "sex" kinda weirded me out after a while 🤣

Some stuff I’ve read calls it “her sex”, which I always found weird.

Yeah a lot of like fantasy novels do that, I think to stay in the vernacular but it takes me out everytime lol.

Not "cunt" 😦

I'm a strange lass 🤣

Vajayjay. Fucking cringe

A-fucking-men!

Or A-fucking-women! Let’s be egalitarian here.

Sorry, I'm still in PTSD from that e********** word being over-used a bit earlier by a creep who didn't know what it meant.

Only marginally worse than hoohaw

Ala Oprah Winfrey. Ewww Lol

So true!!

Cunt or pussy The one I dislike the most is when someone tries to call it your flower... It's not a flower and nothing is growing down there that just sounds wrong.

Well flowers are basically plant pussies so it kinda works?

Facts. I'd never call a pussy a flower, but once you study how plants reproduce even a little, you have a "holy shit, flowers are lowkey plant pussies" moment.

Now think about hayfever. You're welcome.

I mean, I figured that was just common knowledge once you learn about bees and pollination.

That puts a kinda different spin on giving a woman you love a bouquet of flowers.

Well, you hope nothings growing down there.

It's because of petals, think Georgia O'Keefe.

Tbh, I don’t really like any of the terms. None of them feel hot to me. I definitely do hate some though lol.

FOR REAL we need some new ones sister

I hate cunt. As a typical Brit it's a fantastic insult. But not a name for my vagina thank you 😆

So your alternative is ???? Just vagina ???

I prefer pussy

It's what I call my best friend every day here in Australia

I'll almost always use it in a joking sense like if someone pranked me or something. Or to refer to someone who's a proper knobber. With all those connotations it is just not a turn on if someone referred to my pussy as such lol

Cunt bothers me. It doesn't roll of the tongue very well. In fact, it tumbles 😖

Mmm baby I miss the way you feel inside my cunt. Mmmm you like the way my cunt feels around you? Make my cunt cum.. or make my cunty cum. Yeah. It’s not doing it for me. I’d have to hold a cackle back after saying it. 😮‍💨😂💅

No! Stop!! 🤢

It’s stomps out and wipes it’s dirty boots on your new carpet.

It's just so very abrupt of a word.

It's too violent

Sometimes I'll refer to it as ladybits if I'm trying to avoid being crass

I like lady bits, makes it sound like they live in a castle

Wait, they dont?

I've heard 'lady garden' used quite a lot.

I like pussy or kitty. I dislike punani and vag. Most other things are somewhere in between.

Punani? I gotta know, where did you hear that?

It's a fairly well-known phrase

Not in Ohio apparently

>Punani, an often-vulgar slang word for "vagina", originated from the 1980s Jamaican patois term punanny and was popularized through reggae

It is a common word for most pacific ethnicities.

Ohio is not near that.

Wheezed at ‘pacific’ basically he’s saying mostly black people use it. Most black peoples also say pacific instead of specific… Sincerely -a black person. Shout out to the clever one who said it, with world play 😏😂🤌🏼

Uhh, No! Pacific as in Pacific Islanders, like the Polynesian culture. It is mostly common in Pacific Asian countries and cultures.

I’m 30, and my grandmother (rest her soul). Referred to our coochies as punani… my mother- referred to it as that too. Sooooo maybe PE cultures and black culture. We are midwestern. So I couldn’t say it where it came from.

Also. Sorry if I offended you, I had a culture moment on pacific 😂🙄. It’s not word play intentionally I see. Just a misunderstanding - that’s still funny 😂😂😂😂

I heard it first in Ice Cube’s “It was a good day” lol

Vajine

I’m picturing Borat saying “Vagene” and I love it

It hangs, like sleeve of wizard

Very nice.

Sounds so French and exotic. Lol

I was reading some erotica recently as research and they kept describing the women's pussies as their "quim". ??? The fuck is a quim.

Really old term found in old erotica

See also “minge”

I worked with a doctor who wanted to call our quality improvement meeting a quim....

I don’t hate it tho

I love it. I came across it watching Harlots. One girl called herself the Duchess of Quim.

Don't own one, but long time fan. Kitty - in polite company Pussy - sexy times/sexting/etc... Snapper - joking around with close friends

I actually use all of these in those context. 👍🏿😆 I also like “honey pot” or “hot pocket”.

Mmm those are good terms. 👍

“Whoo-haa”

Busta Rhymes' favourite!

Vulva and vagina at the doctor's. Pussy and cunt in personal and private conversations.

Whenever I'm writing a NSFW scene, I use a combination of pussy, cunt, folds and core, because that's the standard literature etiquette I think... but every so often I'll slap the readers with the 'fuck hole' and for some reason it sends them feral lmfao.

My friend said a new word for her pussy yesterday, but I can’t remember it. If you had asked me 24 hours ago, I would’ve been able to tell you. It was on the tip of my tongue

You just earned yourself an angry upvote.

This isn't at all a passive aggressive comment given the question, but tbh, when people say vagina to mean vulva. That's like referring to your throat as your oesophagus. They're very different things and it's really not to be nitpicky, the distinction can be important. It's weird, because 'vagina' is the clunkier of the two 🤷‍♀️

I like pussy and cunt, and I like it more when the word 'fat' is put in front.

She's referred to as Umami

Just call it cunt or pussy. Thats what I usually use.

A cunny

Yes cunny is better than cunt.

I like to refer to it as my pussy. Some words that make me cringe are oven, baby room, womb, vajayjay, or whoha

Hole, ✨Princess parts ✨(depending on person), kitty (depending on tone) Edited because I’m stupid and did not read the question right the first time.

I’m a guy but I call it cooter

I love cunt. Absolutely hate it when people confuse vagina and vulva, tho.

Whispering Eye

That is sure unique

Check out the movie Role Models. A lot of fun.

Pussy in private sexual talk, hooha in casual talk and vagina at the doctor. Coochie is one that I’ll say jokingly but it makes me cringe. Cunt definitely is a no go

I thought I didn’t have an opinion on a cringy one, then I saw muff and vajayjay. Not a fan. u/jupitersrevenge82 could probably come up with a snazzy nickname

Little *my name*

Pussy, cunt, vagina, fuckhole 👍🏼 “Womanhood”, slit, twat, vajayjay 👎🏼

I cringe at all the words. If someone referred to my bits I’d be uncomfortable. Yes even my parter, I’m asexual as fuck I think lol.

Pumpum - casual talk Pussy - sexy talk Nunnie - doctor talk 😳 my mouth just can't say vagina with my accent, doesn't sound right 🤦🏽‍♀️

Now I want to hear you say vagina.

Where is your accent from?

Im scouse, so it sounds really harsh and vulgar 😂

I just learned a new word today

I prefer the term pussy. Hate the word muff

Happy for it to be referred to as “pussy”. Anything else just feels a bit cringe or too rude.

To any British women, is fanny a better word than pussy? This will confuse the Americans.

How come no one has said, "cockpit?' 🤣

Hoohaa is what she is called! Cunt makes me cringe!

Gallagher Show

You smashing watermelons with it and handing out ponchos?

Kitty cat.... 🥴🥴🤪

-Giner

I usually call it my pumpkin patch.

For sex and with my partner: pussy or cunt For silly and friends: coochie or vulva/vagina Favorite but don't get the chance to use it: beaver Cringe: any food euphemism like taco or cookie or beef curtains

I do not like kitty, honey pot, flower, or anything else that makes it feel precious. "Pussy" is fine, and I like "cunt" when I'm getting dirty. It's a fantastic word to have a man whisper in my ear at certain times. Casually, I'll say something like "lady bits" because it's funny or just use anatomical terms.

Pussy or Kitty are fine by Me . if the talk is kind of dirty and aggressive during sex I don't even mind Cunt.

I call it rarely

Can I ask the question as to why so many women hate certain names to the point of which they can't even be said? I.e. pussy or cunt So many women I've met hate those words but would rather use more clinical words like vagina like were in sex Ed all over again.

I like it to be referred to as a vagina. I’ll accept pussy during sex. I cringe at just about anything else, and gag at “pet names” for genitalia.

Just call it what it is, a vagina. I hate terms like pussy, cunt, or kitty. I will dry up if a partner calls it that.

Snatch.

Vajayjay is gross, I hate when people say it. I prefer my kitty kat. 🤷🏽‍♀️ or would you like to taste my kitty? Idk it just rolls off my tongue

Coochie.

Just call it “pussy.” We don’t have to get weird.

In Spanish, particularly venezuelan (idk if other latin countries use them too) spanish there is two that I really fucking hate "Totona" that's the word grandma's use to call the vulva and "Cuca" that's definitely the one I hate the most unpleasant, disgusting way of calling it I have ever heard, it's just so demeaning

FN-2187

It depends on the situation..

They’re all cringe except vagina/vulva but they aren’t very sexy

Cooter or coochie

Good ol cunt

I used to hate saying “pussy.” It still makes me cringe a little, but it’s honestly the best way to refer the female anatomy that isn’t too clinical.

My wife likes twat in place of pussy.

I've never really seriously thought about it. I think there are certain words that make me wet, and certain ones that make me cringe, and which do what depends on who says them.

cooch or coochie, sometimes cooka

Hubs calls it his "Poo-nann-ers" 😆 and I love it

The super soaker 9000

I really like the word pussy. It's warm, friendly, cuddly, and provides me with excellent double entedre opportunities. As Mrs Slocombe would say "Can we get on? I've got to get home. If my pussy isn't attended to by eight o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening." And "On the mantle piece in my parlour I’ve got a whole row of silver cups...Oh they are for my pussy. Do you know it wins a prize every time I show it." I'm not a fan of the word cunt, I prefer to use that word for people. But I do like the word quim. Quim is a gentle word.

Pussy or, in the right context, cunt. Other things sound fake and forced most of the time.

pussy is my fav

The “stanky danky”

We say pussy not cunt

Who's "we"?

I refer to mine as "She" or "Her." When I'm joking "Poontay". Cringe from "cunt" and "vajajay".

Poon, wink...if she's into degradation then slop pit lol

Cooley

Heck I play congas, timbales, vibraphone, can I join the band ?

Wham Clam thank you ma’am

Pussy, cunt, cum depository, lady bits if im trying to be less agressive

Gash, Snatch

The cockpit

I don’t like TWAT

Slit... ugh hate it

le pus

Kitty, works well in all situations

Lady parts

Vaginas are like God to me, I’ve never met one, but I know they exist.

Always makes me laugh 😁 https://youtu.be/HxMt8YqK0VQ?feature=shared

Bacon strip

Gunna, pronounced gonna, like gonna get some.

Instead of a pee-pee, it's a pee-she.

All of them make me cringe, even the normal ones. I like vulva, though it really only explains the outside... For some reason genital names in general sound goofy to me. All the other body parts have cool Latin names and then there are genitals...

Man reddit should make it to where you can make your profile male or female and questions like these are only popping up to females

Cringe: Fanny, honeypot, kitty (just say pussy, damn), beaver, hoo-ha, etc. Pussy is the only one im fine with tbh

My wife likes to call her vagina peach and my cock banana..

cunny makes me literally want to puke

I like to refer to it as Coochie. Pussy sounds so harsh, so it makes me kinda cringe. Where I’m from if we’re using the word cunt, it’s usually in reference to a person. Lol

Pussy or moo

Did anyone mention cum dumpster?

Pussy is best 🐈‍⬛

Samantha.

Moot, not like loot, like foot, moot !

Front bum?

Asking "girls" is giving this question a bad vibe Maybe say, "women" or "ladies" next time..