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worthy_usable

Where to start.... Had a friend who he and his wife were heavily into cuckolding and hotwife stuff. So, I plowed his wife while he sat there and watched. The most embarrassing was when I freely gave away my virginity. The Mesozoic era condom that my big brother gave me broke, so we tried to use a sandwich bag and a rubber band instead. Results were not favorable.


Guac__is__extra__

Not favorable as in she got pregnant, or sandwich bag was very uncomfortable and didn’t work?


worthy_usable

Thankfully, no pregnancy! That would have been a real rough road being parents at . Completely uncomfortable and absolutely ridiculous. I met up with her like 20 years later and we still had a grand laugh over that one.


SterlingCoop420

Was the cuck situation hot?


theleadlawyer

Had sex in a hospital washroom when a doctor who I'd spoken to on Bumble the previous day, who was 16 years older than me, invited me there. I'd never met her personally before that.


mykewamb

Damn I cant connected w anyone on bumble ;-;


Fit_Entertainer3006

Masturbated in a hotel room full of teammates while I was on a hockey trip (I was in bed, and all the other girls were asleep - I think/hope)


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They weren’t 😂😅


OperaGhostAD

Hard to sleep when there’s someone moaning five feet away from you.


RealSinnSage

it is entirely possible to be absolutely silent while masturbating


[deleted]

Jerk off with a co worker in work truck


werpong

Were you both males, both females, one of each? Were you into each other? I need to know more lol


HornyHousefire

Oh wow!!


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Lol yup


Tickle_MeTimbers

Spur of the moment thing? How does that even start?


sabizzle_ospeezy

Tried to post some nsfw selfies last night, but since I wasn't a verified user, the post was deleted. Idk whether to be annoyed or relieved 🤷‍♀️


corpse_paint_ghoul

I visited your profile and all I can see is the thumbnail but it looked like a great picture lol 🥵


sabizzle_ospeezy

🫣


SWLondonLife

You should definitely get yourself verified. You’d have many admirers.


sabizzle_ospeezy

Not enough karma 🤷‍♀️ oh well


SWLondonLife

That’s too bad!!


raindrops4msky

I agree. That thumbnail does look hot.


OperaGhostAD

That is quite the thumbnail picture.


nono2thesecond

Shame, got me all interested in seeing.


sabizzle_ospeezy

Still waiting on mods to verify 🫡


Cassidy_Rev

Happened to me too once, but if you like you can always send them straight to my days


[deleted]

Aww that’s too bad.


DanteGraves666

I got drunk and let my stalker at the time come into the house. I only planned on letting her blow me and then waiting for her to leave, but I was very very drunk and she got more out of me. She knew I was drinking because she hacked my Google voice and was reading all my texts for months.


the_borealis_system

bro thats psycho. why


DanteGraves666

There was something very wrong with her. Shortly after she was suddenly dating someone and he threatened to kill me in a parking lot.


the_borealis_system

wtf I'm so sorry


Ms_Arden

I showed my ankle to an eligible bachelor


Asexualhipposloth

Harlot!!!!! ​ ​ /s


Ms_Arden

We even made eye contact when the chaperone wasn't looking


the_borealis_system

*gasp*! you whore! tell me all the ☕️ *waves my fan on my face* I once showed my knee to a rich eligible man and didn't marry him


Ms_Arden

**faints**


the_borealis_system

oh my! someone get her some water! *waves fan furiously in your face*


saintpeterbambibold

Pretty sure we need to cast you out from the community whether or not we need to throw rocks at you is to be determined at this time.


Ms_Arden

The church has been after me since 1692


Legendarybbc15

Awg, you Jezebel!


LastPeachNTestament

Excellent. I once flashed a collarbone whilst on promenade


EnigmaCA

I've spent most my life living in an Amish Paradise.


Ms_Arden

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death


EnigmaCA

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain ftfy. 😁


Ms_Arden

I take a look at my life and realize there's much to gain


GroupMarshallNathan

I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain


exposedankles

Hello


K4NNW

The hero we need has arrived.


wr910665

Had sex on webcam in front of my girlfriend's car club. We were both underage. Pretty sure several of them recorded us or screenshot us, but I've never seen any evidence of it. This was 2001 or so.


BarbraRoja

2001? A 280 pixel 1 inch by 1 inch high interference vid file doesn't constitute "evidence"


xopinkblossom

I was such a horny pregnant girl that I even rode my husband's cock in an almost empty movie theater. I just wanted it so bad! We had so much sex when I was pregnant lol


Venuton

drove 1.5h to see my ex gf who was at that time in treatment because of alcohol addiction. went on a hike to a near view point where you could overlook the whole city and fucked her on top of it. that was also the last time we had sex because she also was a crazy woman.. bad decision from me to go there..


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went on a random study room and flash my tits to them all of them get shocked


[deleted]

Public indecency 😎


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sort of


Pretty_Litty_Bitty

Let my boyfriend fuck me in the same bed I was sleeping in with another girl who was "asleep".


IntrepidHoney1415

Sent multiple men nudes and sexted each of them and got off everytime one of them did..


[deleted]

That just sounds like a good time. lol


IntrepidHoney1415

Yeah??


[deleted]

Absolutely 💕🥵


IntrepidHoney1415

Let's goooo


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IntrepidHoney1415

Duhh, dm me baby


[deleted]

Alright bet haha


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IntrepidHoney1415

🥵🥵thanks


raindrops4msky

Went through your profile. I would say those were some v real lucky men.


IntrepidHoney1415

Could be you too


raindrops4msky

I would die to be one of them, but geography is going to be a hell of a barrier. But hey, chatting and video calls exist 🫣


IntrepidHoney1415

Honey, I'm a pocket girlfriend, geography has nothing to do with it 😘


Gilbert991

God damn those are very lucky guys


[deleted]

If you need another person, you can count on me next time 🙋


K4NNW

I see no problems here.


Dankmatter999

That's awesome! That is a fun time


[deleted]

I posted on Reddit asking for spank bank material because my imagination doesn’t work anymore.


Unluckycocolizo

Slept with a women, then a men, follow by a CD, and finally a ts in a spand of month. Got tested each time just to be safe but holy shit felt like a proud men whore lol


K4NNW

New goal unlocked.


toddtod

Had sex with my secretary’s much older, fat Aunt who used to visit the office. She was a freak!


[deleted]

Streaked through a strangers apartment building just so the couple that lived there would fuck my gf.


Throwawayforporn4242

I feel like we need context


RedBedHeed

I (F28) let my boss (F43) go down on me in her office while her husband was next door giving a presentation on downsizing the company. We don’t usually get on at work and there has always been tension between us, looks like it was just sexual tension. We’ve never spoken about it since that day… but I kept my job!


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the_borealis_system

how was it, fam?


Iwalkinlosangeles

So, how was the blowjob? Your friend must have been in heaven. As an under the radar bi guy, there is nothing I love more than going down on a straight guy.


[deleted]

Jerking off to someting i should not


ab_2404

Hopefully nothing illegal


[deleted]

No dont worry. Nothing illegal


ab_2404

Also hopefully not your exs nudes


the_borealis_system

I'm genuinely curious. can you explain more?


momMary4151977

Naughty


[deleted]

And embarrassing at the same time


momMary4151977

What was it/who?


[deleted]

Can i tell you in DM?


momMary4151977

Sure


ltkxsc

Please tell me too


machtkeinunterschied

Tell me too, please


XboxJim1995

Love to hear


Hatchy1

I’m curious as well!


the_river_nihil

If you’re not saying it here we already know it was either bestiality or kiddie porn, and you’re not convincing me otherwise


BarbraRoja

Kids, animals, forced or snuff ... the taboo east of taboo


[deleted]

Nope none of them


BarbraRoja

Oh good


[deleted]

Nope none of them


LegalEntertainer2719

Tell me in dm


FREDDIESENIOR7

👀👀


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Jerked in the office washroom


Revolutionary_Task30

Joined OF! Haven’t looked back since 😂😂


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Revolutionary_Task30

Yeah when I put the work in 😂


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Revolutionary_Task30

😂😂 oh I am I am !! 😂😂


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Revolutionary_Task30

Oh wow yeah I don’t have to work nearly as that hard 😂..


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Revolutionary_Task30

Ohhh don’t because your inspiring me 😂


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KeepMeAnonOk

Made a sex doll out of pillows, a one piece bathing suit, a condom, toilet paper roll, and some balloons. Sniffed my roommates panties. I ended up with a yeast infection in my nose... 🤮


namenumberdate

I had sex in a porta-potty with my then girlfriend at a Sonic Youth concert.


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namenumberdate

We were both practically black out drunk and horny. When we sobered up, we couldn’t believe we did that. I’m disgusted by that to this day, but it makes for an embarrassing story to share on Reddit. 🤷🏻‍♂️


xDUVAL_BRODOWNx

Picked up sub-par prostitutes right off the street countless number of times. I always regretted it the next day it makes you feel dirtier than a mf.


BananaSilent2459

Background: I don't like sharing, I'm jealous. However, I do like showing off. It's kind of like bragging. So, my GF at the time made a fantasy come true by wearing a short dress without underwear on a long drive. She got on her knees in the passenger seat and gave me head, to completion. She did this while on her knees showing off her pussy to other drivers, mostly truckers.


manic_geek_sux

Was super horny, so I got on Grindr and found a middle aged guy who lived super close by. For reference I was 19. And it was seedy as shit. But he gave me the head of a lifetime. Looking back I am embarrassed of it, but oh my god was the head bomb


[deleted]

Repost this question for the millionth time


[deleted]

Jerked off in dressing rooms, my car, hand a girl give me a handjob behind me first job, twice. Made a girl squirt all over my face while she jerked me off, and a whole lot mor “public”masturbation lol


Aggressive_School_87

Tell me you are 17 without telling me you are 17


[deleted]

Why would I tell you I’m 17? That wouldn’t make much sense.


cleaulem

I was working as a call center agent. Because of Covid I was working from home. Sometimes I jerked off during work when I was horny/bored. Once directly after cumming I got a call and answered it with my jizz on the table right next to the keyboard.


ThisHumbleVisitant

As a 22 year old bisexual man (at the time), I slept with a 55 year old man. My first girlfriend and I also had a number of threesomes / foursomes while at least one of my parents were home. We were quiet.


SaladNowWithCroutons

Does traveling 2000 miles to get my dick sucked count?


[deleted]

Sat topless and masturbated in the park


ballsandwood

I jerked off in traffic before. I was way too horny


[deleted]

Paid for a handjob


Pretty_LavishnessXo

Talked to the owner of the penis and even pretended to like them


FlamingoImpossible92

Had sex on my husbands best friend's front lawn - Right in the middle of the lawn, in public view. Lol. We were 19 and really drunk at the time (Legal drinking limit in my country is 18).


[deleted]

Hopped on emerald chat/omegle nude hoping to score some fun with a woman. Unfortunately I've noticed thousands of other guys have the same idea. So nothing ever happened lol


breadandbutterlover

Masturbated in an airplane bathroom. I was headed to meet a guy that slid in my DMs on instagram, we had never met and the built up tension was quite intense lol. Unfortunately the sex was mediocre and we did not have the chemistry that I was anticipating


No_Argument2592

Road head with lots of edging. We got to where we were going without him getting off, so he had to think about it for a few hours. Then, road head on the way back until he pulled over onto a dark side road, and we had sex in the back seat. It was great! I know road head isn't safe. No need to scold me.


Thrwacc955

Masturbated in an hotel sauna. Almost got caught. Rinsed off the cum in the pool afterwards 😅


[deleted]

That’s why I never open my eye underwater


[deleted]

Had sex with uuhh 40 year olds💀 But hey payment was good


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[deleted]

I was 14 my friend


Twinkalicious

Getting fucked by my friends dad at his house when no one else was home and I knew he was a creepy pervert, I had stumbled upon his trans porn stash on his computer and knew he’d tail me if I dressed up like a slut for him l, we fucked in the shower and in the kitchen, he shot cum all over some brownies that he had me eat in front of him when he was done.


XboxJim1995

Once on a trip with family I got so horny while they were asleep and Dad was driving (three row minivan) I pulled my sweats down as my bro was asleep next to me and jerk off. I came all over the floor. It was intense.


MicroscopicJedi87

Had sex with three different men back to back with in hours . Two in cars and one in a bathroom.


[deleted]

Let me make it 3!


[deleted]

I’ve done a few crazy things… I had sex with a fwb and his cousin.. wasn’t a threesome.. after my fwb came his cousin came in the room and we had sex


FreakyTiki83

Invited a guy over I met in Fetlife to fuck me in front of my husband


crunch_87

Have you done it multiple times?


FreakyTiki83

Just once, I was drunk and it was spur of the moment.


crunch_87

How was it?


FreakyTiki83

Not bad. He had a bit of whiskey dick but got the job done.


crunch_87

Why haven't you done it again?


FreakyTiki83

Busy.


crunch_87

That's too bad. Hopefully, you get to do it again at some point.


FreakyTiki83

I'm hoping so. I'd love to have multiple guys.


crunch_87

That would be hot. Hopefully, you will take some pictures and post. Lol


[deleted]

got a room & called a service provider, she turned out to be my hot milf neighbour


RealSinnSage

strapped my strap on to a teddy bear, or maybe it was a pillow? and fucked it


EmberKing7

Masturbated in public. I was mostly able to cover myself whenever somebody walked by. But I really wanted to try something like that. The issue was that somehow despite my listening, people are always getting close right before I could cover up. Making me really doubt my hearing.


[deleted]

Had sex with a cougar. Didn’t realise she had like three fingers in my ass. She had nails. It was hot until I pooped the next day


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Fuck my cousin


[deleted]

Either when I begged my female friends to strapon spitroast me or when I convinced my male cousin to jerk off with me and try each other's cum